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Romance › Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by IamLEGEND1: 10:11am On Sep 19, 2018

Divay22:
lol
Hope you no go follow enter the motor if her papa driver come

I broke no mean say I no get levels na. She enter her car, I go the other way with my old slippers.

NO
why you talk am for here, get small shame na (this one shock me o)

shame no dey my eye wen e come to talk of money. Since for school, we dey follow our rich friends make dem dash us small water wey dem use boil meat make we use am Cook.

my sister, No be today yansh don dey back.

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Romance › Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by IamLEGEND1: 8:17am On Sep 19, 2018

Oyindidi:
#500? Is it that bad?

Welcome to the age of Buhari.

Romance › Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by IamLEGEND1: 8:14am On Sep 19, 2018

Crossbow:

No meat?

The aroma of the meat dey the stew. That's enough for me.

Romance › Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by IamLEGEND1: 8:13am On Sep 19, 2018

Divay22:
Lol.. If the girl na Ajebutter uko (she no fit trek)

Na every man for himself. if she be true ajebor,make her papa send driver for am.
this naija wey drive-by shootings na common thing now.... who go gree stand for side of road.

Romance › Re: Meet Bakhar Nabieva, 'Miss Iron Bum' Ukraine Fitness Model by IamLEGEND1: 7:39am On Sep 19, 2018

This picture has been on the net for a while now. The reason why she's being compared to a demon is not her muscular physique but because of her freakishly dark eyeballs, with irises that look larger than normal or she probably had ink injected.

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Romance › Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by IamLEGEND1: 5:50pm On Sep 18, 2018

DELTACHAINSMOKER:
Lol. . . 500? You dey pack food from house dey go the date abi na picnic una dey do.

Plate of rice for Mama Put na N150, small coke na N100. 250x2 = N500. make I see any broke bitch_wey go begin yarn dust say I no dey pay for date.
After we don chop, everybody go trek reach house.

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Romance › Re: Pls Judge This Matter by IamLEGEND1: 5:35pm On Sep 18, 2018

Diavolo:
I was right, ur eyesight is a terrible as your brain, if not you would have seen where I mentioned the use of contraceptives. If only ur father had done the whole world the good of not fucking, u wouldn't be here living such a miserable life that makes you go around looking for how to pour out ur frustrations. Do us all the favour and kill urself slowpoke. Mr frustrated book seller,

You spelled "eyesight" the correct way! maybe you're not as obtuse as I thought you were. And the user who sells E-books is_ilegendd, not me- another instance of you paying absolutely no attention to detail.

As for everything else you said; it is clear you're just a child, or at least you have a child's mind, and are in no position to understand half of what I intended to say.

Romance › Re: Pls Judge This Matter by IamLEGEND1: 4:40pm On Sep 18, 2018

Diavolo:
... I'm sure u have problems with ur eye sight cos if not u would have seen where I said she was on her safe period. Not surprised u don't know what safe period means, cos u have no acumen. Stupid retarded fool

Because it is called the "safe period" doesn't mean women getting pregnant during that time is unheard of. The only foolproof way of not getting anyone pregnant is by not fucking_anyone.
A grown man who still doesn't know "eyesight" is a single word, not two, is calling me a_retard?

Again, send me the contact of your tutors and the name of your school, Mr. "Doctor".

Reply me with more stupid_shit and I'd be happy to further instruct your obtuse mind on the intricacies of both medical and linguistic terminologies.

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Romance › Re: Pls Judge This Matter by IamLEGEND1: 4:08pm On Sep 18, 2018

Diavolo:
...I also didn't release in her...

she told me she was seeing her period, I laughed in my mind, that see this fool playing games with a doctor, I played along.

it is common knowledge that male ejaculation is not a necessity for pregnancy to occur.
The male Pre-ejaculate contains a number of spermatozoids which are fully capable of fertilizing an ovary.

Send over the name of your school and the phone number of the_idiots who lecture you. They need to be fed to zoo lions.

Or maybe you are a native doctor, then at least some of the stupid_shit you typed can be explained.

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Romance › Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by IamLEGEND1: 3:56pm On Sep 18, 2018

LuciferCristi:
N300 = condoms N1200 = Magic Moments N400 = duct tape N1000 = small bottle of chloroform (black market) N100 = handkerchief Total N3000

Master! teach us.

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Romance › Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by IamLEGEND1: 3:53pm On Sep 18, 2018

After Buhari don nearly end everybody?

My budget for dates has been N500 since 2015. man no get money to waste like that again.

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Romance › Re: I'm New On Nairaland And Hoping To Get Hooked Up/no Jokes Please by IamLEGEND1: 3:50pm On Sep 18, 2018

Evanse820:
I'm not on FB

it took you 363 days to reply to a comment?
Lord, take me now. I've seen it all.

Romance › Re: Polygamist Advocate Encourages Single Ladies To Date Married Men by IamLEGEND1: 8:11pm On Sep 17, 2018

Romance › Re: “Many Girls Can’t Afford Their Recent Lifestyle If Their Legs Was Closed”- Lady by IamLEGEND1: 7:36pm On Sep 17, 2018

daviesblaze:
Ezioku. straight from the horses mouth. ladies doing what they know best right from the time of our biblical Esther

Esther was hoeing for a noble cause.

Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party 5.0 by IamLEGEND1: 7:38pm On Sep 11, 2018

As always- until the day everyone pays the same amount, I say Bleep!_this!_shit!.

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Romance › Re: Am I Wrong? by IamLEGEND1: 4:50pm On Sep 11, 2018

Another relationship about to crumble because of DP...

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Romance › Re: Not Emotionally Ready : Can't Stop Thinking About Her. Help Me Out Plss by IamLEGEND1: 4:44pm On Sep 11, 2018

Na which school dem no dey allow people make dem date?

Romance › Re: Feminism: A Threat To The Black Family! by IamLEGEND1: 12:24pm On Sep 11, 2018

Bidobado1:
Both of you are Cvnts.

And no matter what you do or say, you will always be in the shadows of_iLegendd and he will forever be in the shadows of iamlegend_1.
Legendary Yobs.

You'll rupture an artery.

Romance › Re: Feminism: A Threat To The Black Family! by IamLEGEND1: 9:40am On Sep 11, 2018

MissWrite:
I am soooo in love with you right now....... Your school fees was not a waste of money. Respects!

Ayam loyal, ma.

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Romance › Re: Feminism: A Threat To The Black Family! by IamLEGEND1: 9:22am On Sep 11, 2018

Bidobado1:
I like how you use good English language to chat Shiit.
In a topic as sensitive as this, you are terribly lacking if you can't see the link between slavery and colonialism. You also went as far as to say "Nobody enslaved you".
Man piss you off, you are dumb as a rock.

Colonialism and slavery are intrinsically linked, I said as much in my first comment. but the fact remains that they are two different things.
I doubt any indian would say his people were enslaved by the British.

And when trying to make a point next time, it'll serve you well to attack the message, not the messenger.

Romance › Re: Feminism: A Threat To The Black Family! by IamLEGEND1: 6:55am On Sep 11, 2018*

durexdijo:
The very first line in your statement shows how Ignorant and divisive our race have been and we need to deal with this kind of thought. And Yes, We were colonized and I included the word "Colonize" it too.. The fact that you even attempt to "Seperate" the colonized from the enslaved shows you do NOT SEE the enslaved populace of our race as your brothers and You are just working and dealing within the "BOX" of Nationalism that the "Europeans" has put us. 400 years ago, the people "enslaved" were your brothers, sisters, mothers and children.

As much pain as colonization brought, it doesn't even come close to matching the havoc slavery has wrought.

Borders might be an artificial construct but they are as old as they are necessary. And despite this 'box' we were shoved into, almost a millennium later & a person still wouldn't consider a person from the next tribe a brother to him.

This is fundamental human nature, evident in all races- we always turn on the thing most different from us and try to hate it. we're all black but we've decided tribal differences supersede racial unity. that is something you can't pin on colonization.

And you're trying to paint Africa as some kind of paradise pre-colonization...
well, guess what? the empires were mostly feudal and unstable.....

Its a pity in 2018, Our people DO NOT see the descendants of the Slave trades as their brother and sisters anymore.. They don't even see their neighboring nations that was part of their "Nation" How could you even attempt to separate us? The Europeans has redefined who to see as your people in the minds of our people and thats very destructive method against us.

When you go anywhere in the world, It don't matter where you from, You are still treated the same way any Blackman from anywhere would be. If I am NOT a direct descendant of the ones taken on those Slaves ships... The brother or sisters of my ancestors were on. Whatever the case, COLONIZATION AND SLAVERY IS ONE and the Same, the NEED to Ship out some outta the region is only way to ensure this race of people are never able to Unite themselves back as a race.

Like I said, we can go down this rabbit hole of semantics (slavery vs colonization) but that won't help anyone.
when in other countries, you're treated like any generic Blackman, that is true. but you think we're not guilty of the same thing? 99% of Africans can't tell the difference between white guys of Slavic, Baltic and Scandinavian ancestry. or worse, differentiate a Japanese guy from a Korean guy or even a Chinese guy sometimes. a lot of races are scattered,Caucasians being the most widely spread of all. which is why we have the U.S & Australia in their current States. I don't see the British trying to bring them back "home".

I know you don't care about the Bible verse, However. It was just to re-iterate what a Family structure looks like. And talking about woman handling finances in the house, That has nothing to do with Feminism and does NOT in anyway change the structure of the order of the house. So When i say a family should be in order.. Women handling such task does not affect the order of the house. I personally do not have any issue with that.

I do care about bible verses, just not the ones taken out of context. a good portion of the bible was written by people with the reality of their time in mind. Even God tailors his methods to the people of the era. Imagine living in the time of the old testament. The only thing people of today would've seen was a trigger-happy Deity with some serious anger issues and profound homicidal/Genocidal tendencies. I'd kill myself before I live under that kind of rule.

Not everything in the Bible is supposed to be an absolute truth. Room is given for adjustment. I remember a verse which states women shouldn't be allowed to speak in church, alas, we have female Reverends today. are we going to hell for that or have people simply realized Paul's letter was addressing a very specific problem in a very specific church?

in that way, there is no absolute order to the house. .marriage wasn't made to be a means of proving your dominance. but like I said, find someone who agrees with your supremacy and marry. I definitely don't want someone who constantly looks to me for answers. I married you because I
value your help & support and you value mine in equal measure.

I'd argue that... The Nigerian Society today has never been Matriarchal and predates the arrival of Islam and Christianity. The Matriarchal cultures that you pointed at are definitely NOT ours and if you think otherwise, bring out your proofs. Sticking to our ancestral culture and values is My point on this.

Maybe you should read up on queen Amina, moremi and a whole bunch of them in Yoruba legends.

sticking to our ancestral values! LOL!!! be careful what you wish for, mate.

You'd first have to abandon your religion and go back to offering sacrifices of white chickens and kola nut.

Our old values placed the homogeneity of tribes above everything, so that unification you crave is never going to happen this way. then there is the Osu caste system, the murder of twins, left handed people and albinos. so........,

We have been colonized, We have to start de-colonization of Black societies by first doing away with every form of colonial symbols and ideals in our lives, education, beliefs, thoughts and environment. Failure to do so means our race will remain in ETERNAL SERVITUDE to other races.

It is time we get out of the box of Nationalism. In reality, If I oppress you for a couple of years and take your wives, sons and daughters.... What would be the first thing you would do one you get a chance to be free? Would you NOT first try to get back you sons and daughters that were taken from you? Someone in his right state of mind will just attempt to re-unite his family. But of course, the Europeans made sure to give our education such that our people will be thinking about themselves never even think collectively let alone talk about uniting their real race.

You need to get yourself out of that BOX of nationalism. Boundaries DO NOT define who a "People" is, People defines Boundaries. I will have to write another article on this in the future.

In short, you're a fan of Malcolm X. But I can assure you that shipping all black people back to Africa isn't going to solve our problems.

+ because we have chosen to continue as the nations carved out by colonialists doesn't mean we're still being colonized. look at western Europe and how closely they are packed but still separated. Britain is even trying to break away from the agreement that gives their citizens the right to wander all over Europe as they please. Look at the former USSR, the ancient Mayans etc. borders have been around longer than colonization and black people living in other countries far away from their original home isn't necessarily a sign of racial division....

evolution dictates that at some point every race will be found on every continent. Slavery is over- at least in its old form- what we have to look forward to is solving the issues facing us like corruption and better leadership.

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Romance › Re: Feminism: A Threat To The Black Family! by IamLEGEND1: 10:20pm On Sep 10, 2018

MrBrownJay1:
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Romance › Re: Feminism: A Threat To The Black Family! by IamLEGEND1: 10:11pm On Sep 10, 2018

pocohantas:
Na you gaangaan be alpha male You are wise!!!!!!!!! Jeez!!!

And you, kind lady, are too gracious.

Romance › Re: Feminism: A Threat To The Black Family! by IamLEGEND1: 8:13pm On Sep 10, 2018*

O.K, first, you weren't enslaved by anyone. Some people were, but the fact that you're a Nigerian today means you were colonized by the British, and that's about it. I can go on about the how being colonized is, in a way, similar to slavery but that's a different topic altogether. The point here is you were not a victim of slavery, and clearly neither were your ancestors.

African cultures, more than anywhere else, have a long history of being pro do-as-you-please regardless of gender. Hell, we still have pockets of matriarchal societies that have survived to this day. The current norms that you so desperately embrace today came with the 2 religions widely practiced today- Islam & Christianity.

the phrase "strong black woman" is mostly an American thing (and maybe the U.K) because it is necessary to make the distinction in a country that has become a melting pot of ethnicities. I've never heard a Nigerian woman say she is "a strong black woman" because only an_idiot will assume she is anything other than black.

so why do black american women feel the need to add 'black' into the phrase? as descendants of ACTUAL SLAVES, they have been the subject of vapid & fetishistic stereotypes for decades, which is still prevalent today what with the obsession of white women with butt, breast, and lip implants.

Feminism even in its time as a purely positive movement didn't catch up in the black community as fast as it did in others. so maybe they're trying to position themselves as beacons for young black girls to look up to and believe they can be every bit as successful as other ethnicities.

I am not American so I can't claim to totally understand the nuances of their experience but what I do know is no woman was born to be under me by default. I believe with personal differences come a number of natural predispositions and a person should take the lead in matters he or she is better suited for regardless if gender.

Some idiot will refuse to let his wife who has a Masters in finance handle the family finances because he is the man and he's probably a journalist.

I am anti-feminist because like a lot of people, I believe the movement has been weaponized by bitter misandrists who don't truly want a level playing field but instead, desire preferential treatment. so make of that what you will.

In all these, I'm only assuming that you think everyone is a Christian and is supposed to give a_fuck about the bible verves you quoted.

and as someone said, there is always someone for somebody and you can find a lady who is perfectly happy to play second fiddle to you. You just need to look around.

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Celebrities › Re: Favour Iwueze And Okpaleze White & Traditional Wedding Photos by IamLEGEND1: 9:46am On Sep 10, 2018

Romance › Re: Shameless Police Boss In Court For Defiling, Impregnating His 15-yr Old Niece by IamLEGEND1: 12:48pm On Sep 08, 2018

I'm outta here.

Romance › Re: Jealous Lady Arrested For Threatening A Friend Online Over Her Boyfriend (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:59pm On Sep 07, 2018

Romance › Re: “Stop Calling Your Boyfriends Baby If You Can't Do This For Him”. See Photos by IamLEGEND1: 5:46pm On Sep 07, 2018

Katier00:
that house can give you peace of mind than those mansions

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Romance › Re: “Stop Calling Your Boyfriends Baby If You Can't Do This For Him”. See Photos by IamLEGEND1: 5:22pm On Sep 07, 2018

I think that house gave me Ebola.

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Romance › Re: “Women Should Lay Their Salaries At Their Husband’s Feet” — Nigerian Man by IamLEGEND1: 3:58pm On Sep 07, 2018

metaphorically like operating a joint account or literally dropping the cash on the floor before the husband like an offering made to appease the gods?

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