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Just look the way Mofos are. Giving all this religious crooks power. What rubbish.. Mental slaves

shokky24:
Robbery u say?
That sh*t can't happen here in korea where I school even if it happens u won't go scot free because we've got cctv everywhere,tracking devices and a cars blackbox content can be extracted


I wonder y nigerian police do not extract a car's blackbox content,it's like dey don't know how to do it...we need a lot to learn in nigeria...all those thieves moving around scot free would av been caught if only nigerian police can extract the blackbox content of the car nearest to the scene where the operation was carried out...but we still dey look up to God

car don get black box chei!!! Chei!!! Chei!!! Morning zobo!!

armadeo:
Heres my experience


Dead broke then in school
We were cooking beans to eat with the bread no onions sef then they came.

We heard the sounds of doors being kicked in panick gripped us, the entire apt having a beany smell and my roomy calmy gets up, unlocks the door and opens it wide.

Are u mad I scremed in diisbelief as the first omila shows up. He is hesitant and we are hugging the floor, my roomy says to him
" Bros notin dey here na only beans dey fire, we no even get money to give carpenter repair door thaty why we jeje open am" bros abeg na beg we dey.

The guy just walks off.

When we were sure they had left as we jeje open door na so we jeje close door chop beans and bread go sleep.

We were the only ones to lock our door that night.


Repping B side greatest UNiBEN.

UNIBEN again .. That school na adventure island!

starlingleanets:
Even in your Wisdom you did not know God indeed the Word of God is folly to those who are perishing.

keep you word to yourself. Cos you don't even understand what u read.. I can tell you are brain dead to even the scriptures.. You have perished!! Don't be caught by surprise!

starlingleanets:
Under no circumstances should a christain appear b4 an earthly Judge.

you are stu.pid..my GoD!! ! What kind of foo.lish and brain dead generation is coming out of africa

einsteino:
i grew up in my hometown till i was 11 after which i left for the city. in those few years that i was in my hometown, i was firsthand witness to the sort of things J.K Rowling would call her inspiration for the next harry potter sequel. I have seen things that even makes me question my memory, this has led me to the conclusion that Black magic is just a science that the whites have no explanation for and as such can not comprehend.

jo they do.. They know what it is.. They have encountered it as the moved through tribes and kingdoms of the world. The problem is that with great power comes great responsibility. Blacks use theirs wrongly

Feraz:
Yeah... It is. The issue is with the plenty bros who don dey the zone for long. Then again, you probably should research more about Benin city. That may help you know why it is generally like that.

the zone has raised a lot of men.. Even majority Of the security people belong ..so they won't do a thing.. Its very bad

The other robbery incident I witnessed was in 1995, we were living ground floor in a flat. We had a guard known as baba roko.. He was a masquerade follower.. He was traveling to villa, 2 days before the incident he told my dad that he saw a vision that robbers will attack , but what they will see in my crib .. They will run.. Lo and behold on a saturday we woke up to see our burglary was Removed while we slept. We got outside our compound just to see.. Our tvs, fridge, ac, jewelry vhs. My brick game!! all left outside intact.. They rest of the neighbors had almost all their price properties taken .. It remains a mystery

Feraz:
As in, that was the first time I came close to death. It's just annoying that about two weeks before my incident, they robbed a girl and while she struggled, they cut her with the knives they had. Still, University of Benin security has not deemed it fit to do something about the situation. What of the final year medical student that was stabbed and bled to death around 2012? Ordinary to make the halogens work is a problem. People at being raped at SSQ, B quarters according to what I heard, yet, nothing has been done.

but sincerely speaking , is that a school All my friends from there have one gangster story to tell.. Benin too dey para

Lagbaja425:
Was back in Uni. Was studying at home on that fateful night. Heard some sounds in my neighbor's building and assumed her place was being robbed by petty thieves as was the norm in my neighborhood. Got up and switched the security lights on and off to indicate that someone was awake and to encourage the perceived low level 'gas cylinder' and 'clothes on the line' thieves to flee. Little did I know that these were AK-47 bearing robbers.

In less than 2 minutes, they shifted their focus to my house. I had unwittingly invited them over with my security light antics. They kicked the front door open and ordered my mother and I to the floor. They established dominance by cocking their weapons and pointing directly at my head to ensure I realized that they meant business. They split us up and ransacked the house stealing my phone, watch etc. They even tried to turn me into Goodluck Jo by taking most of my shoes. lol. They stormed out in less than 10 minutes and we were just there sitting in disbelief thinking it was all over.

In about 5 minutes, they came back into the house and the most aggressive one ordered me to my bedroom. I asked if he wanted more clothes etc and he coldly asked me to shut up. He made me kneel in a corner backing him and I was certain he was going to shoot me for no reason. As old as I was, I started begging and crying. My exact words were "Oga abeg" . I really couldn't understand why this AK 47 bearing intruder wanted to end my life at such a young age. Did he feel threatened? Did he feel I had seen his face? I kept pleading for my life as I could tell even though I wasn't looking back at him that he was busy adjusting his weapon.

Anticipation of death is scary. Anyone who tells you different is lying. No intense calm, no peace, no pictures of my life flashing before me, just cold hard fear at the thought that I was about to die. In that instant, my mother stormed into the room. She had defied the robber who was guarding her and had come to see what was happening to me. I could hear him threatening her in Yoruba "Mummy e take time yin oh!" but she kept going and he kept following her till she got to my bedroom.

My mother came between me and Mr. AK 47 and the one who had been following her said to the guy in the room with me: "Leave am: Na student" That confirmed that Mr. AK was indeed going to shoot me. At that point they left for good...

My mother and I just lay there on my bedroom floor till morning. I was shivering and crying and she kept comforting me. I will forever be grateful to God for saving my life. I would have been killed for no reason that day.

hmmm!!! God bless all the loving and caring mothers.. They are the ones that can catch grenade for us !

Elegbede205:
^^^
lmao...na u b my 99nth problem..

hehe how na!! I know say u be efiko.. U learn everyday.. Jump inside

Elegbede205:
since i was in ss1(when i visit big brother) i neva see mak that crocordile move body,,,,i think that tin is some art work

naija life don teach am say no be by gragra!! jump inside first and u will know if na art work

chinziaski:
Some might think I'm narrating a James Bond movie but this happened.

I was travelling to benin with my cousin who wanted to write pume in 2009. The first bus we entered got bad, the mechanic we called did a fast job and told us to return the bus to Lagos because it won't take us to benin safely, so we returned to Lagos.
Putting us in another bus, we started our journey. We got to Ekiadolor around 8pm when we saw a trailer blaring his horn.

My driver: why you de shout na?
The trailer driver: ode, thieves park for front de wait una.
Female passenger: yey! We don die o

I just located one of the hidden spots in the bus and kept the 25k my aunt gave us for the journey and other activities.

To be sincere, if formular 1 organisers were there that night, they would've employed our driver in one of their formular 1 car races. My driver swiftly reversed in a way, I, a mechanical engineer cannot calculate the centripetal force and velocity of rotation.
The thieves noticed foul place from their stand and decided to see what was keeping buses from coming to them, so they started driving towards us. They found out that buses were reversing in numbers, oboi see shooting. My bus' windscreen was shattered with bullets. We bent our heads to protect ourselves from the bullets while the driver was driving as if he was going back to Lagos. These thieves didn't stop there, they left our lane and turned to the other lane so that they'll be able to drive fast and catch up with many buses possible. The shooting that night was sporadic, I couldn't count. I only lied down on the ground of my bus and praying for survival. I told God that if I pass through this challenge, I will be a good guy.
My driver couldn't drive anymore, he turned to the right when he got to ekiadolor junction and told us that "OYO". He stopped the bus and left us to our fate. That was when Usain bolt "original" came to existence. We ran like never before. We didn't care if the thieves were behind us, we were running just to find a place to hide our heads.
The painful part was that, I forgot my 25K in the bus. I nearly died in spirit.
I later ran into a mallam's house who just finished selling his suya and preparing for the next day's suya market. The funniest part was that, I never knew my cousin was following me all along (bad brother). As I entered the man's house, he brought out his dagger and the hausa-made grammar started.

Sincerely speaking this is what he asked:

Mallam: who I be?
Me: thief de pursue, abeg make I hide for ur house.

He saw the desperation in my eyes and everything. He dropped his dagger and allowed me in. Before I could say Jack Robinson, we heard another knock on the small rafia gate. The mallam shouted this time "who I be?" The person that replied was my cousin. He said "I be the brother of that person wey enter now." That was when I realised I had a cousin with me.

The robbery attack was later quelled by the mobile policemen who were holding check point prior to the ekiadolor junction.

It was a horrific night.

hehehe!! Sweet story !! Na real james bond!! Am sure your 25k was taken as crime scene exhibit

Elegbede205:
[b]LOL!
Funny somehow sha

Mine goes thus..

When i was doing diploma in UNILAG,we diploma students had an exam that scared most of them(exam no dae fear me). Me and a friend of mine had to read like a COMITTED LIBARIAN,,we went for night classes,faculty libary e.t.c

so this lovely day after eating bread and beans at mariere,we decide to jack a little at the libary,,,naso we start reading,my friend just decided to check the boring UNILAG BOTANICAL/ZOOLOGICAL garden (like seriously no special animal for their,the crocordile don die nd i hear say the python run comot).

So we embark on journey sha
on our way we met three FRESH and HUNGRY guys (they plenty die for unilag) jxt gisting at the gate of the garden.,my stupid friend passed thier middle naso they hold am (we looked rili young tho nd i dnt blame nature cos i gained admision at 15,..i too sabi book) they were asking him for money and he could only spare #100 sha after thier threats, later on they called me (was posin bside them lik a badoo) and they asked me for money too,buh becos i wunt like to disturb the serious ARCHI and ENGINE boys i just leggo of #150..i marked thier face and i could do after i see them is to LAFF

thanx.[/b]

lol.. Yeye!! Well is that crocodile really dead?? I remember back then.. Hunger catch am sote e dey chop the orange and biscuit wey we dey throw for am omnivore croc

Mine was crazy! It just happened like film, 2 year's back around the yuletide season, I got a contract to help with branding an award show to be held at terakulture, me and the team were already behind schedule, we had to get the award flyer graphic and other print materials ready the next day. So I was rushing to finish up. I was in a club working to finish the project then the manager for the project told me I have Tried that we have covered a lot so we can all go home. So we parted ways, around 9pm, the manager came to my crib along with one of the music acts to perform for the event, he came to tell me that some celebrities will be performing so I should add their names and pics.. He gave me the info and I said I will work on it over night. He had to go cos. By then it was around 9.45pm he told me he decided to take busy and leave his car behind since my crib was nearby. So I escorted he and the musician to the bus Stop. As we were walking I was telling them to be careful cos of robbery incidents in the area.. Little did I know I will fall into the same thing. We got to onike roundabout ,waiting for a bus going to yaba.. There were a few people @ the bus stop. As we were waiting a young guy passed us. Well we kept talking. Just for me to notice he was standing behind us.. Before I could say jack robinson. A golf car pulled infront of us and a guy came out with a guy.. The three of us lay down there in shock.. The collected our phones.camera and lapi.. The manager refused to free the lapi and camera cos it contained the things we need for the project.. The robber hit him with the butt of the gun and he fell.. The musican was like ”just give them" as he and the guy behind us collected every. A bike came and the two of them sat on it. The one that hit the manager was now like.. “Make I just put one bullet insider this boy body before we commot” he was referring to the musician..then I started praying !! His guys were begging him not to worry that they have gotten what they want. After convincing him they sped into the dark. We rose up and just like cinema. The lights came back on and people started coming from here and there.. Ahh!! O ma se oo! E ma binu!! Awww sorry.. One particular woman annoyed us by asking “ did they rob you guys” I felt like punching her. As we were still being consoled. 2 police men came from no where and told us that they say what was happening.. We were like “so you saw everything and didn't do anything!!!?? And you had guns” all they said is that we should go to sabo police station and file report.. I felt so agitated. It nearly cost me that job

slimzypink:
when rat sleeps ...yanga go wake am...wetin e dey fiiiiind? (20 marks)

damn!! U got a models bod!

icebebe:
She wasn't comfortable at all,evryfin she she drags d dress up.shame

I remember when she was my complexion how time flies!

yemivictor:
OF COURSE, IT IS A BIG DEAL! ALMOST A HUNDRED LIVES WERE LOST!!! Not to mention the pending allegation of bribery of news reporters by this MOG, on this same issue.

Additionally, his earlier defense of aerial sabotage of the building has crumbled like a pack of cards and i have just read that there are other structures shoddily built in the sprawling premises of SCOAN.

This man should be in court (without being invited) if indeed he has nothing to hide. This is not a matter for Oyedepo or Adeboye to answer.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY AND THE PEOPLE IN IT?!!!!!!!?

And for those who liked your post, i am simply dumbfounded.

its the wages of giving religion foot hold and not promoting national unity.

Am sure he was blasting to those dry TAN songs that they Keep showing on tv

prettyboi1989:
Guess some people here avnt heard of people that shapeshift or skin jumpers. There are people who turn in2 animals for evil purposes. Ur lack of exposure causes ur disbelief. Ur not believing it doesn't mean it aint tru or it isn't happening elsewhere.

the problem is that we have distorted our. Tradition. And. External religions have added more fuel to the fire.. This thing is as old as man kind and happens everywhere.. Even the fairtail stories. Of puss in boots... Beauty and the beast.. The. Little mermaid ..where. Do people think they got the Inspiration from.. ?? Some people are just living on earth thinking they know

Jdesilentkiller:
From where am from this is not a news. There are people that turn into beast at night
to hunt, and if you don't believe me, then why is it that not one case was it reported that they attack humans, and they are always after farm animals and livestock. There one man I know that turns into cat.

apart from humans that shape shift , do u know there are also ufos and dwarfs that do that?

dre11:
Hum

Have only heard rumors of humans turning to domesticated animals/livestock to eat farmland and not human turning to wild beast to eat livestock .

its in every tradition on earth ,its called shape shifting. From the spanish Chupacabra to the werewolf, the fairy tale story of. Beauty and the beast, puss in boots, nagual of native americas etc.

jamace:
My brother, witches and wizards exist in the whole world. The Bible and Quran including other religions, state that "spirits" exist.

look.. There is a Problem with black People. We are evolving negatively and are doing little or nothing about it. The solutions am talking of is not in the church or mosque ,pastor or imam or babalawo as its proposed to be but in our thinking and mind set as a people.. Since man has walked the face of the earth we have known that there is a negative and positive power. As humans evolved, a lot of people mastered it and used for their own advantage.. Be it negative or positive. We Over here have evolved in an unorganized system with little control in terms of mystical and spiritual things.. The same way all these things are on the loose is the same way churches are on a rampage springing up here and there. Making noise..And preaching all manner of brainwash. same goes to that moslem extremist trying to blow up a people cos they are contrary to his belief . We need to channel the energy in our tradition positively. In india A lot of people have applied it in the areas of Medical science and astronomy.. Tibet remains a Spiritual home of knowledge. Even top western politicians go and seek answers there. Asians have developed yoga and other forms of meditation practices that is of benefit to a lot of people.. Irrespective of their,Religion or tradition, this is because the people have evolved positively in certain sectors.. The negatives wash off over time. we should not be any different. If we don't change our education system to emancipate the black mind from all forms of backwardness and negativity.. Hmm.. Africa will be too small for us all!!

olupops:
I believe this story similar things happened in my village. Possesed children do go to our cassava farm to eat our cassava. They usually turn into bush rat untill they were caught still hard to believe but it did happen

its when you come to africa u hear some of daft folk tales.. And if it were true. I say the witches are broke, dull and backward... Or. Is it only in africa that witches exist? When a backward mind joins with black art that's the result

Just imagining how brutal the mosquitoes will be over here...

jamace:
Do not doubt. This world is more than your nak.ed eyes can see and much more than your ordinary mind can fathom. Even the Bible acknowledges that principalities and powers of darkness exist.

dem don come again

julimax:
Kenyan President uhuru appeared before ICC last month

then who is a tbj Not to attend

iamchiddy:
stop bothering a spiritual man with non-spiritual things.

. And the award of the most stu.pid person on nairaland goes to........... Iamchiddy come on stage and pick your award !

joseph1832:
Why am I not surprised! He's a man of God with many minions... If it was baba sikira who was absent in court we all know what will happen to him.

baba sikiras case will not get to this level cos from day one of the collapse he would have been chilling in his temporary cubicle at panti

pweetixandy:
We know he orchestrated d collapse of d building,we know he knows the ogas at the top,we know he doesn't care about what d coroner says. Ur day of reckoning is fast approaching

this is where u don't get it.. We have enough moral clarity to bring a day of reckoning. We don't wait till the end.. What's the law far

CyrusXandria:
You think he went at the first request and even if he did,good.I ain't saying he shouldn't go for the hearing am just saying,he may not go now until later on as long as the case thrives.They are important personalities,they are not above the law,but they are protected from some clauses.Please don't quote me wrong.

guy! After reading this , all I can say is that you should do yourself good by keeping quiet

CyrusXandria:
Not in his defense but he would only send a rep.Till the hearing reaches a stage were his testimonies would necessarily be heard.

that is where it has gotten to , so he is need.. Pls I have removed that MOG status.. This has nothing to do with your title