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Diamondamsel:
Dnt be scared, she cant bcom pregnant, coz according to u, it is six days after her menses, so, d female reproductive system will stiil be in proliferative state. I.e, there wll b release of ova. It wl b after sometin like 14 days b4 dia is release of egg. Anyway, nxt tym b careful!!!

Tolzeal:



Indomie Generation kiddos Would be like ...What the Heck is this ??

Anyways, I was just searching thru my stuffs. & viola I got this, My MTN sim pack , Back then In 2003/04 I think.

biodunid:
In Ghana I reported a tenant for bypassing the meter on two phases on which he installed all his power hungry devices. One of the first statements I heard from the Electricity Company of Ghana representatives was that I should expect a fraction, 30% if memory serves me right, of any amount recovered from him.

Nneka123:
Just talking, cause i love talking

Haryoryhemie:
I'm very grateful bro, u're da Best

Haryoryhemie:
I tot love forgives, I've been begging him since yesterday

Haryoryhemie:
Mine is jealousy and anger, I play a trick on him yesterday being d fool's day. I told him we had to breakup cos I have another guy who I so much love, I made him believe before I told him he has been tricked. Behold, I've been calling, texting and pinging him since then without a reply. When I eventually spoke with him, he said we must breakup and he seems to be serious about it. His anger and jealousy is so uncontrollable

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl. [/color]

Naijasinglegirl:
Sorry I don't know how to attach photos between paragraphs on Nairaland. Complete post is at http://www.naijasinglegirl.com

JiggamanGh:
No he did not, his two term was over and he wasn't on the ballot.

Why are you guys so adamant on making Goodluck look like a bad man. I felt that he wasn't the right man for the job and nigeria needed a change, but the guy has shown that he cares about nigeria and the lives of Nigerians.

Fulaman198:
Why and how did we Africans allow ourselves to fall?

kellyJames5:
"The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much"........

So,many of the forecasted calamities were averted by the prayers of the Nigeria populace.

rubey:
Waiting for bankyW to get a shave for buhari

netmillionaires:
here is one good difference. The bible describes events that are yet to happen hundreds of years before they did happened. Take the fall of Babylon for example. The bible explained the events; how it will happen, who will fulfill d prophecy 100s of yrs b4 it happened. So I believe in d Bible as the true word of God. What is your proof of reincarnation apart from baseless theories?

MightyD:
Did I asked for your life story
Who cares about your ambitions
Your fabricated statement can not remove a single of my hair okay..........
You may forge,create nor form an uninspirational words but you must not castigate the wonders of God, for the sake of your mere life***

adamskutty:
oh iamord my Ghanaian charlie, I am very sure u understand this set of backwards, primitive flat heads having lived with them in ghana, and u are very much aware that this same set of people are the problem of Nigerians.

They are the fraudsters , drug traffickers and ashawoooos in ur country and u must be very careful of these scammers, two of them "juliaan and banega" were exposed as fake. This one too might be another onitsha guy, u never can tell nigguh.

MightyD:
You have just said what the king of the Egyptian said (pharoah) to God but get ready to receive the same punishment with Pharaoh.......

holluwai:
Infact phase III might be needed and a complex too. Nobody is a-bove the law!

raayah:
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Personal attacks are not really necessary. You realize that this is a real person behind the screen that you are insulting. You should encourage someone to kill themselves.
This is not fair. Criticize her opinions/post.

Nairaland is a funny forum, we are not allowed to post words of certain body parts, but we are allowed to threaten and insult people.

ireneony:
tell that to your cock and bull story!
the rigging in the north was far worse, i know of enugu and river whose margine was not that large compared to the north.
how come the pvc machine was working very well in the north, while in the south it was another story, i was accredited by 4pm.

the truth is jega scammed us southerners..

pls open ur eyes very well

Ishilove:
Right from childhood, I've always been inexplicably drawn to old music. For me, the older the better. Old music, old pictures, old movies, old fashion etc. When i listen or watch them, I feel this deep longing, this yearning i can't name. Almost like I'm missing ...something. I remember years back when I began watching 'Wonder Woman' on our old black and white TV, I always experienced this sense of inexplicable loss. I never understood why I felt that way. I still don't understand.

I regularly experience deja vu, especially at places i know I have NEVER been to. These places are never in Africa, funny enough. My mum says I am an old soul.

Daninya11:
I remember the G.S of deeper life,pst w.f kumuyi saying that there will be peace after the election. He also opined that the winner will be a candidate who is popular and who has the backing of the populace votes -paraphased..
I deduced it will be Buhari.. We Christians in the north can sleep in peace with our 2 eyes closed.. For years, we have bled and broken bones for GEJ.. We have lost loved ones cux of GEJ in 2011, what did we get??.

MightyD:
You must not talk beyond your mouth before you will receive a Holy Ghost slap.......

Andsboy:
All we need is change and That we have gotten, dont say anytin stupid about any man of God

Dreamsinbc:
But we didn't have any of those 4 positions in the last dispensation either.


We have work to do o.

SuperModerator:
Normally, the we the Igbos would have been compensated with senate president or speaker, but APC is the majority and we have no candidate that won the National assembly from APC.
The Igbos detest APC so much, now they can see the consequence.... We won't have the first, second, third or fourth citizen of Nigeria


Note: don't take the picture attached serious, it is just a joke