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She De Quote Bible For You But Another Guy Is busy Fvckin her. Better Unleash Yourself From Her Claws... You Will Be Brother Zoned Soon if You Continue To Swallow Those Verses

Nobodys:
Kikikiki.... no...


Op feeling of heaviness in the boobs is a sign of pregnancy....just saying though...

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Or Maybe Her Boyfriend Has Pressed It Too Hard and It Is Swellin

jessca048:
lol
but there are times the thought of ending it just comes to me but when I think of what my family will feel afterwards I just stop

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I Have Come To Stage In Life Where I Have learnt That Suicide Is For Cowards.



Suicide Is Not For You Dear

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This Is The Perfect Way To Describe Some Nigerian Girls... Eg: Babyforever

Deadlywoman:
After losing my parents and feeling all alone, I tried to take an overdose. I just had a stomach run and started throwing up. I spent a couple of hours in the toilet shitting and poking, and nobody was none the wiser. It's been my lil secret. I get the thoughts often and it scares me but I just use those feelings as evidence that I need to know better to do better, so I change my way of life. I use it as a guidance system so as to say .

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I'm So Sorry about Your Parents

jessca048:
yesterday night I slept before sleeping I prayed I should never wakeup again to face this world

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For What Na? You Want To Leave Us And Run Abi. Na Lie o, all Of Us Must Suffer This Nigeria Together. Nobody Is Going Anywhere

Nobodys:
Chisos.. NO ooo..
Op you u thief my moniker...?

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Ok, so Your Boobs Is Not Heavying you

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Yes o... Many Years Ago, I Sat Down To Think About My Life and I Discovered My Life Had No Destination or Future, I Cried and Thought Of Suicide But I Couldnt Arrive At The best Way To Kill Myself... But That Night When I Slept I Had A Dream that Changed My Life And Gave Me A Direction to Success...

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Wetin Concern You

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So Somebody Cannot Watch P0rn in Peace Again

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When I'm H0rny i Will Agree but Now, na Lie

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Please What Is The Bone Of Contention of That Long Story Up There

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Nobodys Is This You?

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Calabar and Akwa Ibom know How To Ride Dick From Birth... I Dont Understand! Its God's gift To Them...



If One Better Calabar girl Ride You, your Eyes Will Just Roll Go Up remaining The White Part

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Somebody Should Share The Link, they Need To Be Dealt With

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5years Time

UyaiIncomparabl:
Hey boy.

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Who Is Hey Boy

Babyforever:
I know you're looking for an avenue to cheat but you won't see me

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Babyforever:
Go back home I learnt highqueen is beating you like a baby

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Dont Tell Her You Are Crushin on Me o. She Will Break Your Remaining Teeth

Babyforever:
You can never be my boyfriend even in your dreams

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Will You Keep Quiet!


You Think I Dont Know That You Are Crushin On Me

onlinetomola:
Its a G.E.N.E.R.A.TOR

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E Be Like Shrine Gen

Babyforever:
Are you sure he have not been beating you ? cause dude looks aggressive

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COME ON SHUT UP.


I Am Not Like Your Boyfriend

onlinetomola:
Ordinary Generator o. One of my side chicks came to my house picked my car key when i wasnt around and went to Crashed my Car all because she was trying to move out from the gate.

I didnt inform Facebook nor Twitter about this and why are you informing Nairaland about your ordinary I pass my neighbor gen.


See the Gen sef

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WHAT IS THAT

Babyforever:
You've spoken well.......Real bitches in the building

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Why You Calling Her Bitch? If I Slap You

Babyforever:
You see the reason why I detest broke guys as fu*ck ......Give her the fu****k Gen young man

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OLE!

nikkypearl:
bweast na bweast biko[center][/center]

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It Seems You Have Pimples breast abi

UyaiIncomparabl:
My friend. I'm okay. How're you too?

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Good

Whats The Plan For Today

UyaiIncomparabl:
The gullible ones won't take note.

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How Far

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All I See Is

Oloshos

Slippers Breasts

Ugliness Undercover

donbachi:
during my childhood days,i left school with two of my friends,and we went to a river not too far from my school.we climbed angala(mangrove) and jumped the same time into,a river of about 70 to 100fts.i swum out,but my two friends didn't make it out of that river.still scary of very event,couple with what i saw beneath the water.

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So Your Friends Died.


What Did You Seed Under The Water

agbonkamen:
mumu

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Dry Breast

agbonkamen:
how that one take concern you oversabi irakpata

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Oya Carry Your Bony chest And Disappear From Here