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UjuJoan2:
You people should really stop commenting out or ignorance.

She didn’t “eat” he brother!

He probably died and she absorbed some of his DNA. Foetuses do not eat each other! Jeeeeee!!!

Is like your mama no teach you say there is something called a joke...


Why you taking it personal

Cindy222:
His presence and consciousness nope,normally I can't even eat everything because my diet is restricted.

Long story short, you made a dinner out of your twin brother in the womb...


Moral lesson: Even in the womb... Fear women...

Corona no won end for Nigeria?


Funny how this virus now looks like a norm and is so uninteresting to people...

Meaning it has over stayed it's welcome and no one is interested anymore



I just dropped a new short film....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ8rKUlztF0

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Scoring tapings and penalties
Penaldo and tapnaldo for a reason

You know that Ronaldo is ahead of Messi but you cry everytime you think about it... Spit the truth so you can have peace.... We all know that Messi is good too but we know who is greater and you also do

Cutezt:
I have, but little joy. The problem is that I don't cage her, she has freedom to walk around the room, so I don't know exactly when she wants to wee, and she urinates very often too. She can urinate 5 times in 30 minutes which is crazy. The poo is just once or twice in a day, but that urine is every time and I'm loosing patience. I don't want to take her out as I want to breed her as an In-house pet

My friend had similar issue but he beat the dog well every time it urinated in the wrong place, beating that will make it feel pain and know that what it did was wrong.... If you don't beat it well then sorry, you never learn

joyandfaith:
Most social media are built on fundamental of human existence - freedom and liberalism. Humans love freedom and that is the reason wars are being fought. Any platform that will not guarantee freedom of expression is likely pro-government and any platform without bias for people will make people to jettison such platform.

It is now people v governments in many lands with social media on the side of the people.

If they are on the side of freedom of speech then they wouldn't have removed buhari's comments... They want to control what people say online yet speak about freedom of speech

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If the match has hot girls then I will watch

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Lol Hahahahhahahahha Hahahahhahahahha

Olajydeey:
I dont "japa".
I'll keep up with the date,Talk and gist if reciprocated.
Then after we wave each other goodbye,and i ask her if she's gotten home.
I'll then delete number

Lol na you wicked pass sha

purest21:
Well Jack got instructions from Washington DC to make it easy for the Nigerian government to reverse it's ban on Twitter without putting themselves in a position where they'd be an international laughing stock. Yea the pressure is too much on the government, they can't afford to lose these top countries as allies and on the other hand they've got some pride to protect, so it's also very important to pretend they didn't yield to these pressures from their western bosses

So you can see the Twitter + Whitehouse game. Twitter casually reaches out to FG with nothing tangible to discuss actually. Just to give FG some cover to hide the shame while the ban is reversed. Then later FG can lie about an agreement that was signed, new regulations, blah blah blah. Americans will always be 100 steps ahead

You have no plan of being free from slavery.... They are 100 steps ahead because you always want them to in your heart

Na only Nigeria no see one

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Really? That sounds like good news to me though, I thought you were gay...




Anyway, I know you are lying, and you aren't good at it

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Perused through the article while blazing my weed
I see no sense in the whole write up

Without weed you go talk rubbish, talkless of without weed

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I hear say that woman no get sense... Shey na true?

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Be like say una dey mad...

How does DJ cuppy meeting dogs concern us...

BigSarah:
Then leave the government house and travel by road like most masses

that doesn't mean she should throw herself into danger, that is not a wise thing to do

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PDD shut the fvck up...

We still won't follow you again

FalseProphet1:
I see USA and the European Union placing visa ban on our leaders, I see lie Mohammed and Buhari suffering from Jedi Jedi, I see them unable to fly to UK and German for treatment because of the visa ban, I see the unspeakable happening to them.

This I have seen.

you people have been cursing buhari for years and he is still kicking and going on fine... Una no won get sense or what...

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So if you call prophet, this one will come out too


See who is pointing fingers....


Nigerians deserve whatever rubbish they are getting

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Abeg make una shut the fvck up about this stupid twitter issue...


Buhari has done and is still doing worse and you all are busy sucking on twitter's dick, are you people insane or what..


The best thing is to share Nigeria into Southern Nigeria and Northern Nigeria...


You are here fooling around on twitter and you failed to notice that Malians and people from Niger republic are busy building their houses here all over Lagos and using green roofs to roof their houses or sometimes black... you think it's a coincidence? It's called MARKING, it's for a future purpose, when Muslims are ready to do their deeds here they will know the houses to touch or not to touch... I oberseved this some years back and today where I live in badagry they are constantly buying lands and fvcking and populating Nigeria with their off springs, this is not a joke.


Fulani herdsmen are from these same region, clearly these people are wiser than Nigerians because they have plans far ahead of you all, you can't see this because you are busy masturbating to irrelevance, if twitter got banned then move on...


This country is about to see worst shit because you all have slacked, you are way too blind...


If we do not fight Buhari, he will use irrelevance to shift your minds from the real deal and he is already succeeding, better wake up from this foolishness before your corpse will lie on the road side with a machete cut to your head...

Be wise Nigerian youths, save your country from death first before any other thing...

The Yorubas and Igbos should throw their stupid pride away and come together and have a Southern Nigeria that can grow together... Look at all the investment of the igbos in the western region like Lagos, don't make a foolish mistake together, a united fight is what we need not confused fighting...

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The worst of all is those idiot girls that will become one guy's pornst@r for 8years then get engaged for another 8years and finally get dumped then she goes out looking for a good, rich, God fearing man.... My sister do you fear God?




Engagement these days is basically a long period of free banging, promise a girl marriage, put a ring and she will open her legs wide from oduduwa republic to biafra...



Women become prisoners of engagement aka Lord of the rings because of inability to know what they want, ask a woman what she wants and she can use one year to think about it because she doesn't have a brain of her own she only wants what others girls wants and that is the reason why many girl today become sex tools, their idols are sex tools so they feel it's the right thing to be...



Whoever they engage woman these days get iron mind, I dare not... If you know they number of ladies on porn sites uploading sex videos everyday, you go fear to marry...

Do you know how many local porn productions we have in Nigeria alone?


7 out of every ten Nigerian girls have bleeped on video... 9 out of 10 have lost their virginity...


It's not like they don't know that what they are doing is bad, they know and after they are done enjoying they pretend to regret it so that good guys like you can engage them...


Be wise bro...

bunto:
Seun, we Nigerians are watching you.
Many of us have been supporting you for over a decade. You bring Twitter, Facebook and Instagram posts here always and you promoted these platforms which lead to the the exodus of many from Nairaland to these foreign platforms.

Don't be a spoiler. tawkrum.site is a very good replica of Twitter (I don't use Twitter though, I get all my news from Nairaland, I have been doing that since 2008.

Please promote these people. Let us all focus on Nigerian platforms.

As Twitter gained popularity, you and Linda ikeji lost a lot of your members.

Let us please lift ourselves up!
Thank you!
@ IamPlato....
What site is K00?

it's a social site from India that came to Nigeria after noticing the ban on twitter, they decided to take advantage so as to build their community... People are already carrying rumors that it is the government that went to bring the site from India... I don't know why nairaland decided to black list the site

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There was a post earlier on front page about an alternative to twitter known as K00 (the name has been black listed too that's why I used zeros instead of O) ... Why Was The post removed?



Are you people now suddenly anti progress? If twitter is off Nigeria then it's okay for others to shine too, why was the post suddenly removed?


And why was the social site name black listed? Is there something we need to know?

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CHAPTER SIX

They ran until they reached the river where Hades waited with Ade in a flying boat–at the river were canoes of fishermen but no fisherman in sight
“Let’s Go” Zeus said as they head to the flying boat
“Wait” Luke said and everyone looked at him
“I will suggest we do not carry the money in our boat but in the canoes, we take off our clothes, hide the guns and money under the tarpaulin in the canoes and we sail as fishermen… The other choppers coming will not identify us” Luke explained, Zeus looked at the canoes
“He’s right” Zeus said
“Do as he has said” Zeus said and everyone took off their clothes and left with under wears
“Ade take back the boat we will meet you at the other point” Zeus said, they got themselves dirty with mud, got in the boats and paddled away, not long two choppers approached and went past them as they threw fishing nets into the water
“What about the car?” Drummer asked
“Hades left a bomb in it” Zeus said and Hades immediately used the detonator from his phone and the car exploded, they could hear the sound of the explosion and see the flames travel up the sky, they sail into a forest and pulled over by the dry land, off loaded their belongings and headed to where two SUVs waited
“Good work guys” Ade said
“Ade what happen out there? Why was there a chopper at that time”
“I’m sorry boss, the network over ride my control soon than I planned”
“Don’t let that happen again… Let’s go” Zeus said, they got in the vehicles and left…


Next day
Everyone seemed to be having a nice time at the pool in Zeus’s mansion, they bust some champagne as they celebrated their success, they had varieties to eat and drink–Machine Gun and Drummer were the only two swimming
“Cheers my brothers, greater things ahead of us” Zeus said raising a glass and they raised their glasses too and cheered happily
Ade walked over to meet Luke who was seated watching Drummer and Machine swim
“Hey what’s up?” Ade said
“Great bro” they shook hands, Luke sips from his glass as Ade sat beside him
“You and Zeus look pretty close” Luke said and Ade smiled
“He’s my step brother” Ade said
“Really?”
“Yeah”
“Waw… good looks really runs in your family DNA” Luke said
“Our father married two wives, my mother was the second and she was Yoruba”
“Cool, what about Zeus” Luke asked
“Zeus’s mother was Arab-American” Ade said
“That explains his eyes and hair I believe”
“Zeus is what they world would call a mullato” Ade said
“What’s a mullato?” Luke asked
“One who is a mixture of black and white in his physical looks”
“Yeah right” Luke said as he stared at Zeus
“And you where are you from?”Ade asked
“I’m from the east… Imo state”
“Is that why you are light skinned?” Ade asked, Luke looked puzzled
“I don’t get you”
“They say that the igbos are descendants of Jews so that’s why they have light skin” Ade said
“(chuckles) that I do not know but I know I look after my mother’s light skin”
“What about your parents?” Luke asked
“Late”
“Sorry about that”
“It’s been long” Ade said, they both stayed quiet watching Zeus and Hades with Evil spirit have a conversation
“I was wondering how did we get all these weapons… even the police doesn’t have those” Luke asked and Ade laughed
“Yeah right… Zeus has a lot of connections that even the president doesn’t have, let’s say you haven’t known half of him yet”
“But I don’t get it… you all look good, you are all doing really okay, why do we do what we do?”
“I knew you would ask… Well everybody knows that Nigeria is a hard place where without connections you can kiss your dream job goodbye” Ade said then looked at Zeus then looked at Luke
“Zeus has a target… this is a stage, just one stage… let me tell you something, our father and Zeus’s mother were killed in politics, after our father’s death everyone deserted us. We came to Nigeria from Abu Dhabi to spend time with our parents but that same week they were both murdered… Zeus seriously wanted revenge on those who killed our parents because they didn’t do a good job in hiding it from us. They felt we were powerless so they moved freely, the money they killed my father for was in Zeus’s account somewhere in the gulf of Mexico. Every other thing our father worked for was taken from us because our father was too secretive about his things… Zeus was already a rich and independent man so he didn’t care but he decided he was going to kill two with one stone… his major aim is to revenge but he plans on starting the biggest revolution in Africa, he has a list of all the people who killed our parents or were instigators of their killing.
Zeus has a best friend Imran Aziz an Arab billionaire who had tried persuading Zeus to come back to UAE but there was more that he wanted and staying in Abu Dhabi wasn’t going to give him that… every plutocratic thief is going down bro” Ade said
“This is a big battle” Luke said
“Hell yeah”
“How much are we talking about here that is bringing this fight”
“It’s not about the money but our father pushed 4 billion dollars into Zeus’s account then some months later it was 800 million dollars… you have no idea the plans my father had for Nigeria with that money but those motherfuckers wanted differently”
“I’m solidly behind you guys” Luke said
“So how did Zeus meet everyone?” Luke asked
“Well I don’t really know… but I know that life had been hard until Zeus came their way but expect for Evil Spirit who came in from Japan as a multimillionaire… for the others they blessed the day Zeus came… Evil spirit the elite guy was a Chartered accountant, Hades was an electronic engineer, Drummer was a chemist, God-Eye was a mathematics scientist, Zeus basically studied Philosophy but dropped out after discovering he was more intelligent than the lecturers” Ade said and Luke laughed
“I’m a computer scientist” Ade said
“I didn’t quantum physics but I work at a food factory as a delivery man” Luke said
“(Laughs) what?!”
“Zeus!” a female voice called out and everyone looked up at the balcony upstairs to see a lady.