₦airaland Forum

When Nigerians hear PMB or APC in 2019

fotadmowmend:
Thanks

Uwc Boss

Bollinger:
A Nigerian goes to an American financial consultant's office for help because he always never has funds even though he was well paid. After an hour of talking with the Nigerian, he told him that he needed to make better life choices. The Nigerian man did not understand. The consultant stressed that the man needed to plan properly for eventualities. The Nigerian still did not understand. Fortunately, another Nigerian working as a consultant in the same company was walking by and he overheard the conversation and told the consultant that he could help better explain. The Nigerian consultant looked at the guy dead in the face and said "your people for village de do you. You need to go back home go beg the witches and wizards. Dem don curse you. Then go church go pray make God protect you". Instantly the Nigerian man was like, "I talk am. My grandmama na winch and took of running". The Nigerian consultant looked at the American consultant, who understandably was shocked, and said "if you want to explain anything to a Nigerian, just add "curse", "witch" and "God". Trying to explain things logically is a waste of time.

Lolzz Dammm ur pained.... What a wasted mofo...

ijustdey:
is it possible for someone to love his/her partner and still be shinning some other people congo/ she allow someone to be shinning her congo.

Don't mind her jare, women of the end.

Only in Lagos and other SWestern states u see this bulll-shitt

Who her rubbish body epp?

fotadmowmend:
Neither do I ....

Neither ve I....

CACAWA:
i agree.
But do you know that I have never cheated in any exam in my life?
Except job application tests sha

Lol, this is even worst than exam malpractice.

fotadmowmend:
Who he EPP ? Na hin fault ? No be our no 1 citizen dey give us names ?

That fckin kunu sipping vampire forgot when he call Nigerians criminals.

This Cameron is mad, son of a corrupt mofo

Mrpoker:
God in heaven, we do not deserve buhari!
Please kill him for me.
If you do this for me, I will dedicate 90% of my time doing your works.
I will live in your temple and serve you, I will testify to the world about your goodness and mercy.

Bros u need to visit MFM or Deeper Life, trust me ur paryers gonna be answered.

Photoshopped

slaknoah:
Me self dey look oooo

Bin running it since last yr

This MOD must be a mofo, so he shud always remain sad abi.

This is stale na, haba...

Lilimax:
Amebo!, did she confirm to you she's pregnant?

Btw,How come the only colour of cloth this Ooni's wife wear is white ever since she got married?.

That's some real voodoo shittt

Trezzy won't go get laid, she shud be busy snooping around who got laid or not.

Sunnycliff:
Displaying his career! He was former boss of FRSC, so it's not a new thing to him!

U say former FRSC boss?

Keneking:
He should come to Outer Marina to control traffic not a population of less than 10,000people

Smh....

So u can't control traffic okwa ya

Nyc one, kip up d gud work.

BeeBeeOoh:
But, FG haven't deployed any team to unmask fulani herdsmen that has been destroying people's crops with their cows, killing & maiming people in their ancestral home, raping women & children or IS IT THAT THEY ARE UNMASKABLE??





Buhari Is Just A Certified & Unadulterated HYPOCRITE

Don't mind the useless Dullard and his Yoruba Zombies.

Okijajuju1:
Locate them, Identify them and Shoot them all dead..

Clap for ursef

No comments, check my signature if ur in Lag.

Uduak2019:
I can't believe I'm in the same country with this people. What's the business of life between SS/SE with this people? SMH

Bro we don't ve a choice n blaming Lugard won't solve anything

We jst ve to manage till the end...

SweetBoyFriend:
Launch ?? What food was served there ??
Kunu, Burukutu and Gworo

Pls what is burukutu, na food be dat abi drink?

See as Sai Baba dey happy,Baba u can come join dem der and leave the Aso Rock for sum1 dats capable.

dopedealer:
Nigerians will never mind THIER business.
The wife is not complaining and what if she even wanted it this way.Una no follow share facebook profile Abeg if una no fit do something no mean say person wey do am na mumu.. .If it still dey pain you come post ur own make we see

Bros i tire oo

Not ur body and she ain't complaining so why are Nairalanders pained for Pete's sake.

PiccoloBrunelli:
I saw the usual tribal banter coming. Nairaland's rule 2 is obviously not taken seriously by the mods. At this point I daresay NL is a little bit Anti-Igbo.

Very Anti-Igbo

U saw anytyn bot Biafra u get banned

While other tribes spits trash like dat guy up der n natyn happens.

Adamsdelrio:
9 years?! So what he acts in movies is actually playing in his life?!

Oya receive it IJN

Nyc one bro, not sum 1 lying on ow he ws kidnapped.