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LordPsalm:
Until u have same opportunity and come out as a saint, (If ur even innocent now). Until then. KEEP MUTE. NO_ONE
_HOLY

if ur a criminal or fraudster.. I'm not.. And if ur not good for you..

Prophet hush giving us sermon ahead of when he might be arrested too?.. I'm so sure hes not different from monpa. Nigga be talking bout trying times, like monpha was arrested for going about his LEGIT bussiness without any FRAUDULENT additional bussiness to the legit one.

Na only one person dey use all those lottion, cream and things i dont know wey dey her table?

Chai.. Mama don dey dey frustrated..

Some girls are simply their own worst enemy.. Always hating on each other for "stoopid" reasons.

When killer boys come kill the so called killer curve u go come dey write epistle say men are killers.. Tueh

JojoWilliams:
If it happens, why not? My parents are deaf

ait bro. I wish you what you wish yourself

JojoWilliams:
Is being deaf a curse now?

it's no curse.. But do you pray to give birth to a deaf child ni?

Wiz- "kid" talking to his fellow kids. I think the guy is codedly talking to himself.

Igbalaoluwa:
Merrymen was below expectations

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I swear. They started well, but towards the end, i no just understand wetin dem dey do.

SMSguru:
The idiot has changed my name from "Raymond Chijioke Benson" to "Mercy Johnson Okojie"

Check your mail.

like how much do they pay to buy a facebook account?

That's her own opinion. Now, mine is, hustle and stay rich but never ever marry a lady that all she wants from you is ur money. Cuz she fit disfigure ur bank account and with her, man fit have a broken home.

That's a good investment.

I swear brymo is the best male lyricist and vocalist in Nigeria.. If not for that some Nigerians love listening to nonsense. Brymo should be one of the most popular artist in naija.

Saying I'm confused now will be an understatement.. Cuz i'm not just confused but extremely confused.. I just hope the Dakolo(s) know what they are doing sha, else, the ridicule their family will be subjected to if they are unable to come up with anything reasonable against Fatoy can break up their family o

To think that she aint fine na just filters dey make her look like something wey fine. Or is her vj plated with diamond? Anyway, yahoo plus niggas dey come that's if she's still useful sef and not that she's a walking corps..

NwaAmaikpe:





To think odours used to be a great turn on for me.
As a young boy, I'd always hide in the wardrobe and sniff on Aunty Chilaka's carbide smelling bra.

It was such a release for me. I took in all the bad scents till I had my full of them.

I'm thankful I went through that because it helped make me who I am today; that one person who can't stand a female with odour.

Sadly in today's world, it's the ladies who smell worse than the guys.
The main reason Tacha lost my support.

buaahhhhhhhkkk.... This nigga cracks me up like hell.

One bros called Bukola olosho up there.. That bros na bros wey mumu. One thing is certain here though, Fatoyinbo had sex with Bukola. But whether the sex was consensual or he raped her is what we dont know. But i doubt if Fatoyinbo can be convicted, cuz something that happened 20years ago, where dem go get evidence? except if Fato admit to raping her which i doubt he would do?

Ephramed:
please i saw this question somewhere an i cant figure it out

if "ALIVE" is written as "224184410" how can we write "DEAD"?

any idea please?

the answer will "dead" will be "81028" how they arived at that is that, u multiply the numerical equivalent of those letters in alphabetical order by 2.

If he's not the owner of the T.v make the owner hol the nigga well make he no go break him t.v o. The mumu don draw him trouser down sef, make he no go rape the t.v. Cuz him case don dey pass be careful..

What if thats the truth..

Why did she collect the 2milly if she knew she isnt aborting the pregnancy? I'm sure she kept the pregnancy cuz she wan dey collect child support monthly.. Olamide should collect his 2milly b4 he starts paying her any child support..

Why did she collect the 2milly if she knew she isnt aborting the pregnancy? I'm sure she kept the pregnancy cuz she wan dey collect child support monthly.. Olamide should collect his 2milly b4 he starts paying her any child support..

It be like say this guy dey craze. How could 10billion have passed through him and ordinary 2billion he no fit hold down. Abi no be the same guy dey go borrow 4million from him numerous babymamas?.. Hmm, Ubi sufri with the lies o.

And she thinks love wouldn't run far away from her and go after the mula?? Yeye dey smell

In short. Puppy doesnt sleep with dirty things.

In short. He doesnt sleep with dirty "things".

Mgbeke feeling funky. Why her papa no buy her car.. When the brain is empty, truly, na d kitten go suffer am.

alBHAGDADI:
Freeze is an anti-christ.

He's clearly saying God of the Old testament who hates divorce is no longer the God of the New Testament.

Malachi 3:6
6 For I am the Lord, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.


So, because Jesus didn't call the Samaritan woman a sinner, that now means she's not a sinner? Freeze expects Jesus to spell the words out before he believes Jesus didn't condone her actions. Jesus cleat told her that, look you've had five husbands and the one whom you are with today is not your husband, just as the five were never your husband. It shows that the only husband recognized is the first she married. The rest are just adultery.

Mathew 5:32
and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

Freeze is trying to cover his adultery because his conscience judges him. He's currently sleeping with a woman who is still legally married. He even has a child with her. Look at how he twisted the Bible to support divorce and remarriage. Yet, some fools take the satanic man serious on tithing.

that freeze man is an antichrist. He reads his bible to suit himself and his actions.

Why some ppl dey dress like say their own fore-fathers no chop the forbidden fruit for the garden of Eden.
Doesnt she know she's naked?
She isn't comfortable in that dress from her looks sef..

LuciferTasbih:
How can she have a potbelly and arms that large and expect to fit into that dress she sent?

The tailor even tried. Imagine wasting smooth velvet on this multi-coloured Afonja sperm whale.
If I were the one, I would have sewn that garb for her with tarpaulin & mosquito net.

Rubbish!


*spits

nwamaikpe disguised as lucifer.. I sight you..

LuciferTasbih:
Don Jazzy, Wizkid, Teebillz & co suck Tiwa's boobs.
Don Jazzy, Wizkid, Teebillz & co proceed to a club & sip liquor out of a disposable cup.
The disposable cup is trashed & recycled into plastic.
The plastic is converted into cups, bottles etc.
The plastic bottle makes its way to a Pepsi bottling factory.
The Pepsi is bottled and distributed nationwide.
I buy a bottle of N100 Pepsi in Iya Rokiba's shop.
I put the bottle to my lips and suckle it till I empty its entire contents.

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This means I have sucked Tiwa Savage's boobs too.

Tiwa Savage is cheap.





*spits

nwamaikpe.. I sight you..