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She should tell the guy that she hasnt been feeling too well for a while, stating few notable pregnancy symptoms. The bf himself might suggest a pregnancy test or ask for the last time she saw her period. If he doesnt do any of these, she should tell him that she hasnt seen her period feigning ignorance of pregnancy.

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True Life Story

Indian police have "arrested" a white pigeon on suspicion of being a Pakistani spy after it was caught carrying a stamped message and a wire-like device.

A part of the message was written in Urdu - the national language of Pakistan, but the numbers appeared to be that of a landline telephone in Pakistan's Narowal district.

The bird landed at the mud and brick house of barber Ramesh Chandra in Manwal village, 4km from Pakistan border, around 6.30pm on Wednesday.

The suspicions of the barber's 14-year-old son were aroused by the Urdu markings, and he went to the nearest police post around 9pm with the "spy bird". His arrival there with the bird perched on a wire mesh along with Chandra's chicken caused a stir.

"Unfortunately, mobile phones rarely work in the border areas. My son ran to the nearest police post," Chandra told The Times of India.

The cops then took the bird to a veterinary hospital in Pathankot for an X-ray but this did not throw up any clues.

"Nothing adverse has been found, but we have kept the bird in our custody. This is a rare instance of a bird from Pakistan being spotted here. We have caught a few spies here.  The area is sensitive, given its proximity to Jammu, where infiltration is quite common," said Pathankot senior superintendent of police (SSP), Rakesh Kaushal

http://www.naijascoop.com/2015/06/indian-police-arrest-pigeon-for-spying.html?m=1

vickerz:
Omo! if juventus can win, i will run naked from the viewing center to my house.

i hate barca with passion, i just pray that messi should have gonnorreha or his gf shud bite off his dick during a Mouth Action

we have one less problem without messi

U must run naked if Juve wins o!

Chestar5:
Todays match ll ve no winner how i wish it were possible

Lol...abi oooo

• No side has successfully defended the UEFA Champions League trophy, with Milan (1989, 1990) being the last club to win consecutive European Cups. Milan (1994, 1995), Ajax (1995, 1996), Juventus (1996, 1997) and Manchester United (2008, 2009) have all returned to the final as holders only to lose.

• Just two teams have ever won the UEFA Champions League on home soil: Dortmund (1997, final in Munich) and Juventus (1996, final in Rome), while Manchester United lost the 2011 final in London and 12 months later Bayern were beaten in the showpiece in their own stadium, the Fußball Arena München.

Clarence Seedorf is the only player to have lifted the European Cup with three clubs (AFC Ajax 1995, Real Madrid 1998, Milan 2003, 2007). Liverpool's Bob Paisley (1977, 1978, 1981) is the only coach to win three times.
• No player has hit a hat-trick in a UEFA Champions League final. Daniele Massaro (Milan 1994), Karl-Heinz Riedle (Borussia Dortmund 1997), Hernán Crespo (Milan 2005), Filippo Inzaghi (Milan 2007) and Diego Milito (FC Internazionale Milano 2010) all struck twice. In European Cup terms, Ferenc Puskás scored four goals in Madrid's 7-3 defeat of Frankfurt in 1960, when Alfredo di Stéfano found the net three times; Puskás claimed another final hat-trick in 1962 with Pierino Prati (Milan 1969) the only other player to have managed a final treble.

• Just Raúl González (Madrid 2000 and 2002), Samuel Eto'o (Barcelona 2006 and 2009) and Lionel Messi (Barcelona 2009 and 2011) have scored in two UEFA Champions League finals – part of an exclusive club of 16 players to have netted in more than one European Cup showpiece. Di Stéfano and Puskás lead the list having each scored seven goals for Madrid.

• Paolo Maldini's goal 51 seconds into the 2005 showpiece is the fastest in a UEFA Champions League final.

• Jens Lehmann (2006) and Didier Drogba (2008) are the sole players to have been dismissed in a European Cup final.
• In the previous 21 UEFA Champions League finals, there have been 15 outright wins and six matches decided by shoot-outs. A total of 54 goals have been scored, with the most common result being 2-1, which has happened on five occasions; there have been four 1-1 draws, and three finals have finished 1-0.

• Fifteen European Cup finals have gone to extra time. The finals of 1958, 1968, 1970 and 1992 were decided in the additional period, while the 1974 showpiece between Bayern and Club Atlético de Madrid ended 1-1 after 120 minutes, with Bayern winning a replay. The other ten finals were settled by a penalty shoot-out after extra time: in 1984, 1986, 1988, 1991, 1996, 2001, 2003, 2005, 2008 and 2012 when Chelsea pipped Bayern 4-3 on spot kicks after a 1-1 draw.

• Milan's 4-0 win against FC Barcelona in the 1994 final remains the biggest winning margin and the Rossoneri were also involved in the highest scoring showpiece when they shared six goals with Liverpool in 2005 before penalties. In terms of the European Cup, Madrid's 7-3 thrashing of Eintracht Frankfurt in 1960 remains the most impressive scoreline while Bayern (1974 v Atlético) and Milan (1989 v FC Steaua Bucureşti) also recorded 4-0 successes.

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/newsid=2102057.html

Does condom protect one against 'magun'??

What you have for her might be love but what she has for you is most likely infatuation. She is still a minor, you will be molesting a child if you do anything to her. Clear your head and move on bro.

Using cold water sweet die!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
May their souls and dose of d faithful departed tru d mercy of God rest in peace, Amen.
May our Mother Mary, queen of all souls, queen of all airways intercede for us, Amen.

Amen.

Dana Air Flight 992 was a scheduled domestic commercial passenger flight from Abuja to Lagos, Nigeria.
On Sunday, 3 June 2012, the McDonnell Douglas MD-83 aircraft operating the flight crashed into a furniture works and printing press building in the Iju-Ishaga neighbourhood of Lagos.
The crash resulted in the deaths of all 153 people on board and 10 more on the ground.

So True

9niceguy:
None of d above..
My legs use to be on the wall while sleeping

U dey go 'meeting'

Femidigirits:
However how short, in my opinion this is the best thread ever after the inauguration. Nice one OP
Let us also be calm and curtail our excitement in preparation for the much awaited change.

Thanks so much. God bless Nigeria.

Muhammadu Buhari is now the president of Nigeria, majority of Nigerians are quite ecstatic while some are quietly sitting in dark corners waiting for him to fail. Our expectations are high as we eagerly await the change that has been talked about all this while.
President Buhari has an enormous task ahead of him; he has come to govern Nigeria at her lowest ebb. He is not a magician and we shouldn’t expect things to change so fast.
Does Buhari have what it takes to lead us? Well, time will tell but till then let us chill and give him breathing space.

Maybe not directly

Relocate it to Unilorin

My friend used this as his dp and I saw the truth in it. I think my tailor is the worst, ha! Oga Funkade can lie for Africa

Nice one bro.

kizzken:
seriously some sucessful ladies can be arrogant, but success creates class that normally blindfold some ladies.

True talk

emperorchedda:
I don't get intimidated by them.

In short I need a successful lady in my life

Sharp guy!

kelvyn7:
naturally, most ladies misuse power

power of wealth, position, leadership...


I have worked with many bosses as clients, virtually all the ones dat are women are something else

talking from experience

Hmmmmmm....some1 once said they are usually proud

sinaj:
individual difference sir.

Expatiate please

Jackeeh:
Most successful ladies always later turn into terrorists.

lol...na wa oo

ANGELMARVE:
its simple as ABC because they are successful

But na crime?

I've encountered quite a number of guys who get scared of approaching ladies that have their own cars especially when these guys are on 'foot wagen". Some guys feel that single working class ladies are no-go areas for them.
Some married men even feel threatened when their wives are more successful than them.
It's also very hard for a working class wife to please her unemployed husband.

Thank you.

I’ve encountered quite a number of ladies who know nothing about their menstrual cycle and this baffles me a lot. If you are among this group of ladies then this piece is for you.
The menstrual cycle is the series of changes a woman’s body goes through to prepare for pregnancy
The first day of your menstrual cycle is the first day you start bleeding ( i.e. the first day you ‘see your period’)
In order to calculate your cycle length, you will count from this first day of bleeding to the first day of your next period.
The average cycle length is about 28 days but the normal range is between 21 days and 35 days
For you to know your cycle length you will have to study yourself for months in order to get your consistent cycle length
Your body is not a machine so even when you know your consistent cycle length it may change by few days from time to time
Once you know your cycle length you can calculate your ovulation day by subtracting 14 from cycle length e.g if your cycle length is 28 days then you ovulated on the day 14 of the cycle (28 – 14 = 14), if yours is 26 days then you ovulated on the day 12 of your cycle ( 26 – 14 = 12)
Thus for a lady with a 28-day cycle, assuming today is May 1 and she starts seeing her period today, it means she will ovulate on May 14 which will be the day 14 of her cycle.
The ovulation day is the day your ovary releases egg. If this egg comes in contact with a sperm cell pregnancy will result.
Some sperm cells can survive for up to 5 days in a woman’s womb, so having unprotected sex 4 – 5 days before your ovulation day is quite risky. The egg can survive for about 24 hours after ovulation, so having unprotected sex a day after your ovulation is risky too.
It’s important to state that calculation of the exact ovulation day can only be done after seeing your period i.e. assuming you start seeing your period today and the interval between your last period and this present one was 29 days, it means you ovulated on the day 15 (29 -14 = 15) of your last cycle and knowing this, you can project that you may ovulate on the day 15 or thereabout of your present cycle
For some observant ladies, you may discover that you sometimes experience abdominal cramps about 2 weeks to your next period. This is called mid-cycle pain and is due to ovulation
Your sexual urge may increase around ovulation time too
About a week or 2 to your period you may experience premenstrual symptoms, these symptoms vary from women to women and from cycle to cycle. They include fatigue, acne, constipation, diarrhoea, cramps, breast swelling and tenderness, anger, irritability, mood swings and so many more. Each lady knows the symptoms that are peculiar to her.
All the best!

There is this to be said in favour of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
It was a Monday morning and we were having a consultant ward round in the male medical ward. The consultant was with his usual retinue and as expected medical students were last on the procession train. We stopped by a patient’s bedside and as the consultant and registrars discussed the patient’s case, I took a good view of the other patients and got lost in thought.
I saw many of the patients with their wives sitting by their sides and attending to them. I saw worry, compassion and concern in the tired eyes of these companions. I saw love.
I saw men who were once full of life and agile now looking very weak and lean with protruded stomachs. I looked through the icteric eyes of some of them and I saw regret. I pictured these men in their heydays, full of life and recklessly consuming alcohol. I pictured them returning home drunk every night. I pictured their wives begging them to drop their drinking habits.
As I was about to picture them in the bar shouting for extra bottles of alcohol, the consultant’s voice jolted me back to reality. The patient had a liver disease secondary to chronic alcohol consumption.
It’s no secret that alcohol consumption can cause major health problems. Long term use of alcohol in excessive quantities is capable of damaging nearly every organ and system in the body. Some have argued that moderate alcohol consumption has its merits but I believe its numerous demerits overweigh its few merits.
Alcohol is a potent installmental suicidal agent which can slowly ruin the life of the consumer and also those of his loved ones. Most times the consequences of our actions might not affect only us but also our loved ones, it is high time we took them into consideration.
It is easier to avoid alcohol intake than to stop its consumption. Please be wise!

Quite real!

It was midday and I was driving my car at a reasonable speed.
I sighted the FRSC dudes, feeling fly I deliberately slowed down because I had my seat belt on and I also had all the necessary documents/materials (or so I thought).
‘OGA PARK !!!’, one of them that had a Hitler-like moustache ordered. I complied.
‘Show me your driver’s license!’, he ordered. I showed him.
‘Your National roadworthiness certificate!’ Again I showed him.
‘Your proof of ownership certificate!’ Smiling, I showed him.
‘Certificate of insurance!’, Gbam! I showed him (at this point I was already having fun while he was getting angry).
He left with my vehicle’s particulars and went to discuss with one of his superiors who was seated in their van. He came back prepared for me and asked me to show him my fire extinguisher which of course I had!
He then asked for my spare tyre, I gladly showed him.
At this point his pot-bellied oga left the van, came over and using his index finger (as if to taste his wife’s soup) poked my spare tyre and facing me he barked ‘Your spare tyre is soft and you will be booked!’
I was dumbfounded.