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A funny guy

Wait wait wait..... I thought they said China's got no twitter nor facebook

When you realize that you can or cannot catch a grenade for the person.......

na wa for baba ooooooo

They say its a gift... But their 'fans' would still have to pay 4 it yight?

i also welcome maself back 2 NL after a cold blooded ban by mukina ;'(

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And I know this man o.... He is tonto dikeh's cousin

Ur boyfriend beat, u still 4give a,still dey follow am up and down.... Am starting to think rihanna's a Nigerian

Ur boyfriend beat, u still 4give am.... Am starting to think rihanna's a Nigerian

if this one knock your head, you go dey find who knock uuuuu

so patrick don talk chai..

Trying to be relevant... Mtcheww... Better go do una road

victorD3: There is nothing an Igbo man would do without bringing a lil fraud in it

hahahahaha... But u know sey na yeroba carry first 4 fraud,follow by igbo

[quote author=Itoroetti ]Naeto C is an artiste i love,but i cant support rubbish.there was a time this same scenario happen btw him and some organisers after been part paid,he was able to use his mother influence to escape.how long will this sustain him?why are artiste like 2face,d'banj,M.i ,etc,not knowned for this?[/quote]chai! *Not knowned*

Pelummy: @ op,where do u belong ?

thief

oyb: op, you forgot to include yourself - the plagiarizer punk

the one who takes a post from some other forum somewhere else and posts it as his own - empty headed lazy copcats seeking adulation for the works of others


http://www.dishwaterdreams.com/just-sayin/10-types-of-people-on-facebook

and who is this lowlife monstrous strip .. Read what i wrote about the thief before you begin to rant

[quote author=lola.luv]NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!

BTW, t'was from facebook you stole this. Asking people to block or unfriend others gave you away!!! Atleast you should have edited na. Han han!![/quote]did i deny the fact that i didnt steal it

This lad doesnt seem to care

salam001: @op,you forgot to add the "first to comment" people

na true sha.. I forget

1. The Lurker – This person never posts anything. Never likes anything. Never comments on anything. However, in casual conversation they will mention, "Oh yeah, I saw you had posted that on Nairaland." You know they are there, but they leave no trace evidence.

2. The Stalker – The stalker is not that much different from the lurker. You know they are there. You know they read EVERYTHING you post. They may even mention it to others in face-to-face conversations. They look at all your photos. They may even send you chat messages or post on your wall – a lot. As with stalkers in real life, the Nairaland stalker must be gotten rid of. Stalking is a crime out here in the real world. My suggestion – Mods block them.

3. The Thief – Have you ever posted something on Nairaland only to find that the thread has been taken over by someone else? They may just take over the conversation or they may change the subject entirely. They may even steal your status and post it as their own. i am also a thief because i stole this idea and edited some few things..... If it keeps happening, unfriend them or block them.

4. The Attention Seeker – The attention seeker posts cryptic comments like, "how does this change the price of garri in the market,"

5. The Promoter – This Nairalander only posts links to his/her blog, or invites you to every concert, or only posts about Mary Kay or Scentsy or For Ladies Only. I don't mind shameless self-promotion, but use other social sites for that, not your personal profile.

6. The gamer – Does nothing else than to come to nairaland and start up silly games.....

7. The preacher – This optimist only posts inspirational topics or anything related to God. I love God. He is totally awesome. I love inspirational quotes too. Just don't make it the only think your nairaland account is about. Or, get a fan page.

8. The Drunk – While great for entertainment late at night, or in some extreme cases by 10am, the drunk only posts when they have had one too many. Posts often need a cypher to understand and can be very angry. It is suggested that you advise your friend against drunk posting. If you ARE the drunk I highly recommend quitting. Drinking. Not commenting on Nairaland. Then you don't have to wake up and try to delete drunken posts all your friends already saw anyway.

9. The Whiner – Every topic is about how horrible their life is. How much it hurts or sucks to be them. They post cryptic comments like, "I told you, you know who you are," in the hopes that people will fall into their trap and ask what happened. They also tend to over share personal details. I don't need to know about your bathroom habits. we dont want to know your problems,ok

10. The Poor Grammarian – This is the person who spells so badly that you want to ask how on Earth they can not write simple sentences in their native language. Punctuation is ignored or abused. Even if you are using a smart phone to post to Facebook, they have spell check! They have auto correct. They have qwerty keyboards. At least TRY to spell correctly! Please. ok?

Which type of N airalandLord are you?

I have seen her.... So will i get pregnant?

Vampire..

Op.. Are you sure you're not the father of the baby?..

You want make dem giv 'yakubu' abi?

How does this make me a virgin?

Can atheist fast too...