englishmart: Before the end of the event, I told my friend to tell his girlfriend to arrange one babe from her list of friends for me. Minutes later they presented me a 5ft3" babe. You know a 5ft3" is technically 5ft9" if she's in a pair of 6" shoes. When she showed up, I was already high to the point that everything looked beautiful. Even James Brown would have passed for a Meghan Markle at that point.
We didn't do much, I just did some DJ work on her body for a minute, then I invited her to my place the next day. When she arrived, I gave her something to eat. As I was trying to be patient and not allude to sex starvation, I pretended we needed to know each other better. Next thing I noticed was that I was reclined in bed as a consequence of her push. She put off the light and hopped on me. I was like, which kain wahala be this?
I grabbed her b##ast and when I put my mouth there, the volume of milk I took in reminded me of those herdsboys that drink directly from the breast of a cow. "What the fvvvvbk is going on here" I muttered to myself. I had to make the best of the situation. I texted my friend to buy mai-shayi bread for me and drop it by the door post. I kuku begin press the milk enter inside the bread dey chop am codedly. She go dey wonder why the fore..play last like that. I used the excess strength I gathered to nearly reimpregnate her. I don't care whether that word exists or not.
Alakoriomo: OMG 😦 That guy should be punished for taking advantage of these women who just want to stay fit. His gym should be closed Omg and he should be made ti pay 50M naira each to these women. Once they give birth he should assume responsibilities as a provider. His passport should be seized to prevent him from escaping to other African countries like Nigeria so he won’t come here to come and corrupt our women.
Taken advantage? You really have no clue how this gender moves
Women are precious, pristine, without sin, and should never be taken advantage of. As men, our duty is to protect our women , even if that requires giving up our lives.
If you do not agree with this my view, you’re a misogynist and you don’t deserve to even go to school at all.
Glimpsetv: The Presidential Compressed Natural Gas Initiative has engaged popular Afrobeat artist Tuface Idibia, renowned comedian Basketmouth, lifestyle influencer Ola of Lagos, and Northern musician Rarara to promote and encourage the adoption of Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) in Nigeria.
As part of their efforts, the influencers visited various CNG value chain facilities in India, including conversion centers, refueling stations, gas distribution hubs, cylinder manufacturers, and industrial sites.
Tuface expressed his excitement about the initiative and acknowledged the skepticism some Nigerians have about using CNG. He attributed this skepticism to a lack of awareness but emphasized the importance of being open to learning the facts. According to him, once people understand how safe, affordable, eco-friendly, and efficient CNG is compared to traditional fuel, they should be more willing to embrace its usage.
The trip is designed to give Nigerians a clearer understanding of CNG’s potential by showcasing India’s successful integration of CNG into daily life. India, one of the world's largest adopters of CNG, has effectively utilized it across various sectors, including commercial transportation, domestic applications, and industrial operations.
Gistmedia10: A man reportedly took a car dealer's name to the infamous Okija shrine, accusing him of scamming him of millions of naira without delivering the cars. Viral footage from the chilling ritual, performed deep within a forest, has left social media abuzz.
The clip, captioned "Chiboza Motors, you will never see December until you bring the cars," shows eerie scenes of decomposing corpses and coffins scattered around the shrine, underscoring the deadly reputation of the Okija shrine.
Netizens reacted with a mix of shock, fear, and skepticism. One user warned, "This is why you should be praying always." Another questioned the efficacy of the ritual, asking, "And what will happen to him? Do those fetishism work?"
Meanwhile, others emphasized the seriousness of the situation, with one commenting, "Okija shrine dey kill for real ooo. Stop playing! Whoever was killed by Okija shrine, the dead body will be found there. Okija shrine does not need ambulance to carry who him kill."
essentialone: How can a guy be sure if a girl loves him, when she suddenly says 'No sex' in the relationship? What else will the guy gain from dating her? Since relationship is mutual, and the girl is closing her part, what will the guy be gaining from her?
1. Where is the money invested on? 2. Why are the MPC policies not working. Interest rates have been increased and bonds reduced yet the economy is dying
WALE EDUN IS saying something Cardoso is saying another
Merry100: Someone is targeting me, and I don't know who it is, but it seems to be related to a shop. I recently reopened this particular shop. It is in a good location, situated beside the main road, but I had previously closed it out of frustration. The shop was burgled and all my valuable gadgets were stolen. It has not even been three months since I renovated the shop, brought in new gadgets, and reopened it, but someone has been trying to burgle it again.
Yesterday, we discovered that someone tried to break into the shop, the person also tampered with the signboard on top of the shop roof, causing it to face downwards.
Also, a man came to the shop yesterday and placed a large order for different foods and various drinks, which exceeded what was available, he said he needed it for a party. While my other staff were in the kitchen area preparing more food for him, he sent the staff who was supposed to serve the food on an errand, and she left without informing anyone, I don't know if she was under a spell or if she was just licking his feet.
When the man realized that he had successfully distracted all of them, he started pretending to be in a hurry. My sister decided to assist by putting the available food into disposable plates, and in the process, the man stole her phone and fled.
A lot has been happening lately. My staff had previously informed me that on the first day the shop was reopened, they saw a nylon bag full of poo in front of the shop and disposed of it.
My sister has been very cold and down since yesterday. Apart from the fact that the stolen phone is expensive, there are important documents on it. I tried hard to suppress my emotions, but seeing my sister in distress because of me made it impossible to hold back my tears.
She didn't even need to be in my shop yesterday. It was Monday and I needed to take foodstuffs to the shop, but I begged her to help me because I had an early morning appointment with a client at the office.
Even my car was tampered with. She parked it outside the shop in its usual location, but there were signs that someone had tried to break into it. It seems like someone is deliberately trying to frustrate me to the leave the shop.
If you value your life, health, sanity... relocate.
The heart of man is evil. Those days my folks stayed in a rented apartment, strange things where happening. Things seeming diabolical yet u want to be logical. Funny series of event. My mom was strong. Very strong but even strong people break.
The earlier you relocate the better for you. Don't let people kill or hurt you and later ask God for forgiveness
digitaccountant: We are not close at all. Just greetings. We happened to be in a group project and exchanged numbers.
From time to time, she chats me up to request for Technical assistance which I would decline and sometimes offer her.
Recently, she chatted me up again and wanted me to led her money: I refused to do that, rather I just sympathized and gave her the little change that I can afford.
Botragelad: Ukraine's really taking the mickey out of Putin. They're calling his bluff, and he's not delivering on his nuclear threats. All bark and no bite. He's been making these bold statements, but when it comes down to it, nothing's happening.
Now, since the West has lifted restrictions on Ukraine's military might, Putin's been crying foul all over the media. Talk about a right old tantrum! It's almost like he's trying to save face after his threats didn't work out. 😂
Good on Ukraine for standing up to Putin's 0yoi noise. Slave Ukraine🇺🇦!
Stop Watching CNN and think outside the box.
1. Why was the missle use not sanctioned way before the election. Why was it after their defeat?
2. Have u ever thought Why Biden wants to trigger Putin to respond and further escalate the tension.
3. Do you know that if there's is a full blown war, power can't be handed to Trump?
Cousin9999: Rizwan Ali, 34, from Sandwell, and Kamran Hussain, 34, from Birmingham, were each sentenced to over 9 years. For money laundering alone, Ashtiaq Ahmed, 45, from Walsall, was sentenced to 2 years and 7 months.
All members of the gang pleaded guilty to the offences between March 2020 and August 2020. On Wednesday (August 20) they were sentenced at Birmingham Crown Court for a combined total of more than 80 years.
Det Chf Insp Pete Cooke, from West Midlands ROCU, said: "This far-reaching investigation covered the importation, exportation and wholesale national supply of cocaine and money laundering. We were able to expose the gangs' activities which were both sophisticated and on a commercial scale, with them using a network of highly trusted individuals and a fleet of vehicles with hidden compartments.
"We believe they were responsible for importing hundreds of kilos of cocaine, estimated to be over a tonne resulting in them making huge sums of cash, thought to be over £10m. But all this enterprise was illegal and was putting large quantities of drugs, which we know destroy many lives and blight many communities, on to streets both here in the UK and overseas. Our teams were able to trace the activity, identify the criminals and ultimately put them behind bars with considerable jail terms."
Na so. Even the lady at a police in Edo stated that filmed her follow police man raping a suspect has been dismissed and you want us to go to response gini?...
Let's say I agree with the IGP. My question is why are thier active police social media handles ? Is not to create awareness and also pass out information at ease?
DomPerignon: Seyi Makinde and Bala Mohammed is the combo to watch out for.
Both are G7 alligned to Wike.
Atiku should stop wasting his time in PDP and join his Agulu girlfriend to look for another party to give them joint automatic ticket as President and VP nominees.
Bayelsa PDP is alligned to Makinde because Makinde is married to the daughter of former Governor Dickerson.
Rivers remains Wike.
PDP is about dead in Edo for a very long time and the few remaining there will follow the G7.
Rivers us still PDP and strongly under Wike. If in doubt, why you think the whole PDP rivers is at loggerheads with the betrayer Fubara.
Akwa Ibom is under Akpabio and the PDP there will do what Akpabio wants.
So the money bag states that fund the PDP are not going to support Atiku .
Atiku should start searching for another party before it's too late.
Maybe he should join LP.
That's what you will think oo until the day of the primary you will see another plot twist and Wike is back to 40yrs old whiskey...
Lol. Many people think Northerns are gullible but during elections. They will off you.
BlindAngel: Good evening Nairalanders, few months ago I posted here regarding how my wife forced me into marriage that I wasn't in anyway ready for because she got pregnant. I posted about the regret I'm still battling until date, because the love isn't there from my own end and I'm also not in anyway attracted to her physically. I have told her severally that I want to option out of the marriage and not doing again but until date she has refused to let me go.
Back to the main point, my wife lost her dad this morning. Her deceased dad has two wife's and several concubines that gave birth to lots of children, my wife doesn't know some of her half brothers and sisters.
So I went to their family house this morning to console them. The eldest son of the family (her half brother) told me and another in law that we'd be the one to pay for mortuary expenses and casket, and when the burial is getting closer they'd give us a list of things to buy and we'd both bring one goats each.
To be brutally honest I wasn't mad because of this latest expense, I got furious immediately and right on the spot because of the pressure my wife pressured me into getting married to her, by now I'd have been totally free of these unnecessary expenses. More than 19 of her sisters, both biological and half sisters that has given birth, no single expense was listed for their man that they got pregnant for and has a child for. But I and the other in law that paid dowry are the one going through these unnecessary expenses.
So immediately he told me about everything, I charged at my wife right on the spot, right in front of her mom, her brothers, her sisters and some of her friends that came for condolence visit. I got so furious and started shouting at the top of my voice, I reminded her how she forced me into marriage that I'm not in anyway prepared and ready for, both physically, psychologically, emotionally, financially. (I have been reminding her regarding this almost on a daily basis and whenever we are quarreling.
I reminded her how she threatened me with suicide and our of fear of the unknown I wasted almost 4m in getting married to her. I told her that I'd have been free of these expenses if not for her pressure.
Immediately she burst into tears, and started crying endlessly.
Her mom and sisters started yelling at me and I yelled back at all of them. They told me I met her a Virgin and now she's no longer good for me (truly, the whole family thought that I was the one that took her virginity) My wife and I agreed to keep it a secret, but the constant remainder from her mom and sisters made me let the cat out of the bag, I told them that I didn't met her a Virgin that she has already started having sex when I met her, they didn't believe me but with my tone, I know they'd.
I also made mentioned that I'm not buying any goat or paying for mortuary or taking any list from them. That it's their dad and they should take care of every responsibilities, after all he has uncountable children, why putting some of the expense on me? I walked away, and switched off my phone until now that I'm just putting it on.
I know that I acted wrongly and allowed my anger to get the best part of me. But I was furious because no single bill went to her sister's baby father's, absolutely nothing was listed for them. I got furious because these expenses won't be on me right now if not for her pressuring me into marriage that I want ready for. I was furious because I and the other in law that they billed became the scape goat by doing the right thing by getting married and not leaving theirs daughter In ruins, where as those that got their daughter pregnant without getting married to them were totally free from these unnecessary bills. I'm in so much pains and regret right now.
Our forefathers use to go and carry out investigations on the family their child inte ds to vet married to be it male or female.
This generation is just about eating shawarma nd exchanging body fluid.
You are actually right for standing your grand and refused to be extorted in the name of in-law.
You're wrong for marrying against your wish. You're an adult. You weren't forced. You woke up and chose to spend the 4m.
Nnpc and Dangote are big threats to Nigerian Economy. One regulates corruption while the other monopolies the Economy.
Dangote was wailing months ago, seeking public sympathy and Nigerians with 2weeks memory lifespan fell for it.
Imagine Dangote telling NNPCl and NMDPRA to issue ban on those importing fuel yet he had been using the same bad fuel for years to run his Dangote vehicles.
See Elon Musk standing just and fighting for Trump. For a better America. Let 2027 come, dangote will sit on the fence and support corruption
Pastor Emmanuel Iren responds to Peter Obi’s comments about Christians going to night vigil everyday.
There is serious need to regulate religion in Nigeria. Serious cun men. See how they told you all that if u don't pay tithe, you won't go to heaven, until Abel damina started calling them out. The ones with conscience like Adeboye came out to speak the truth. Why the mideaval priest in PH is calling him a rat.
Only pastors will disagree with what Peter Obi said because they're cun men. Time meant for productivity will be used to sell hope to the poor and they keep believing.
Your pastor tells you to avoid worldly things yet he is building mega structures while you. Your mansion is in heaven
China are moving mad in terms of IT and industrialization and science. We are still here saying the god of my pastor.
IDOMA TELEVISION reports that Dunamis Church, founded on November 10, 1996, has become a household name with branches across nations worldwide.
Speaking on the topic "Power for Destiny Restoration" during the anniversary celebration, the church's senior pastor, Dr. Paul Enenche, recalled the church's journey from its humble beginnings to a global membership of millions.
The cleric also shared details on how the 100,000-capacity Glory Dome was built with ease during a period of recession in the country.