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Adasun:
Lols, I just dey nod through the write up...no woman that loves me ever hide her phone. U dey craze? They even willing drop it for me to hold for them self.


I also noticed,they like keeping there money with me too.

I dont know it all though, Women are sarcastic beings, if the women in your life willing drop there phone with you, esp. money .... oooooin ! 😄

Bro its got nothing to do with trust, its a decoy for something, that gender are not wired to be "direct

sometimes what you don't want a man to see hide it under his nose, men like ilegend their eyes always up wont see his nose

budaatum:
To your "calm down", see below.



You don't need strong women. Weak men usually don't. And that's why I am simply not the woman for you.

Thankfully for you, there's lots of women out there for you to pick from. We after all live in a world where some women think they are a man's rib. I'm just not one of them.

i guess you are one of those ladies that believe they fell from the sky then cos,

asides the bible xplanation, the scientist have no xplanation as to how women came into being, so what other version is left.

women are not suppose to be strong, whats the point

iLegendd:
If my crypto accounts that I'm protecting is the issue, I'll show you as my girl, cuz I have nothing to hide. I put it there because of police.

You sound like an arrogant feminist from a broken home. (No insult intended). Any woman brought up by good dad and mom won't argue with me. Yes, sure you're dumb because you're an emotional creature and your emotions will always expose you. Trust me. (No insult intended, dear).

The moment I notice you're already playing a hide-and-seek "arrogant feminist" game with me, you're already a sex object to me. I'll even encourage you to call your man when I'm banging you. You're just there for my pleasure and nothing more. Once again, no insult intended — I'm just being real.

Referring to your quote, we don't need strong women, we want a feminine woman who is submissive so that we can slave our lives to provide and protect her.

As what, 🤣🤣 maybe you record nd listen to yourself more often, your mentality no just follow, tew much immaturity.
Even my old man till he died never ask my mom for her phone how much us the new school,

Yoruba adage says " friend wey you go dey suspect every minute of the journey .... no kuku follow am waka
A woman you cant trust no kuku marry her naw. if you cant trust stay out of r/ship

Make i say my head no correct naw, make i go carry pocohantas of all gurlz ... then every meal she serves me i throw few spoons to chicken nd dog wait 30min before i can eat
what kind of life is that, bro some of us cherish peace/rest of mind, oga oo!

iLegendd:
All my girls have access to my phone and ATM pins. I can hide something in a phone and no living thing will see it.

My phone is like a computer. Different operating systems: Window, iOS, Ubuntu, Linux, etc. You won't even see option to switch. If you do see, you're just way to good in IT. Even after that, how do you gain access with multiple authentications?

This is just to protect my crypto accounts from everything incase I'm travelling with my phone and I get into trouble with men in uniform. I'm not hiding a crime, just protecting my money from uniform criminals.

Dont know you, so i wont say i am disappointed, all that long epistle depict insecurity and maybe you shouldn't be thinking of a relationship until you're mature


Yeah ! whether private part or private possession it is "Personal" and should require Permission always.

Whether you belong to the traditional world or the woke world ... the fundament of life is "choice" ... nobody owes you access into what they classify as private, the choice is theirs, learn to know your place

God created human but yet he gave us freewill, the choice is yours whether to give your life to christ or not .... so why should a mere mortal feel so entitled to anothers life.

Monitoring and caging your spouse is the lamiest way to own anyone

diamond68:
inflation Dey everywhere. Hardship reach uk too na. Uk you must be on better money to enjoy. When last you done go nandos or go buy healthy food for holland and Barrett and wholefoods ? All this wan wey you Dey buy 2 pounds pomo for Peckham market no be living na 👀 why you no go collect one bottle of champagne for west end lounge make you chop this life 👀 this life no get duplicate oooo my brother 👀

An inflation where their is good governance is bearable. Hardship reach Uk but food are relatively cheap cos Govt subsidize it
Your one day wage fit buy you food that will last weeks depending on how you eat,

Am not saying life is all rosy abroad buh basics are relatively affordable, food, clothing, and transport are cheap for any worker


We are talking "Basics" here,default standard of living, not your taste not your definition of standard.

diamond68:
no matter where e Dey live for uk 12 pounds an hour is chicken change and hard living. People wey dey make 100 pounds an hour Dey cry about hardship talk less of 12 an hour.

hardship is relative, what i consider i don hammer is what is left in someone account and he/she falls into depression

Your assertions depict you dont even understand the scope & essence of minimum wage .. if minimum wage is £12 per hour, someone earning £100 per cant suffer except he is living an extravagant life.
the last time i was video calling a babe naa £26 she carry go store bags full, infact na africa food/stores expensive ..

One thing i love so much about oyinbo life, whatever you're earning, there is a package to suite your coat, and you are in full control of income useage.
normal if you do pass yourself o nii lati cry

descarado:
I know it's not easy but don't blame the system instead look for what the system needs and look for ways to meet the demand.
There is still very high demand in health care.
Secondly, we look down on some handiwork yet they pay more than cert eg mechanic work, driver especially taxi. The Nigerian pride will not allow us do taxi job or mechanic. What will I tell home people. I have interviewed these people and honestly, if I had a choice now, I will forget my cert and become a driver. What of rail driver. Do you know that they take home more than band 8 nurse in some units and how many years will it take one to reach band 8? You may never reach 7 not to talk of 8.
Nursing is one of the least paid jobs in uk but readily available. Don't forget that blacks lose their pins for flimsy reasons more than any race every year.

Most time when I come across new immigrants, I usually lecture and advice them cos when uou miss it, it will take time for you to navigate back again and start afresh.

You know whatt !! Base on reality and nigerians renowned hustling spirit your assertions is not true

You talk about health care freely, buh you refuse to take into cognisance medical line is one profession with strigent cut off and limitations.
for instance i studied fishery in school .. can i undo that just becos health care is hot cake abroad nd i want to japa, how i wan take rewrite my life to fit into health care
In Nigeria, very few nigerians have penchants for mechanic besides we dont have leverage compared to the whites, between white & a nigerian who yu go carry your car give

With all the experiences i have gathered, there is no job Nigerians wont do abroad, infact Nigerians take up the low jobs other nationals avoid ... I doubt Nigerians look down on taxi driving, most times meeting driver criteria is the issue. Nigerians get pride we dey wash corpses, do security for mortuary, scavenge at dumping sites.. nah !
We at home are already use to the fact that people abroad wont tell us there real job ... the chances someone you know back home will see you washing plate is almost zero(0.4)


You are just like those motivational speakers so distance from being realistic and considerate

nairalanda1:
If you want a better school, either increase fees or increase allocations to education, which means that states have to charge more in taxes and taxes and gain more revenue.

But we won't do that, and we would all cry poverty and corruption

Fact is, most states have scanty allocations for education. A state like Kaduna spent 121 billion naira on education last year, which has to be shared between lots of primary schools, lots of secondary schools, at least 4 tertiary instutuions, and a state university....

By the time the money is shared, it is scanty. And that is before looting and salaries take over.

Nigeria needs a goverment that would boost revenues to 200 billion dollars annually....if not more....then we can talk.

Typical Tinubu economy formular ... dead brain govt

Price increase/ revenue increase = auto development and efficiency

2yrs down the Tinubu as increased everything he can touch whats the results,

1.Petrol @ 1200 per litre, 10litre @ pump = 7 litre in gallon/car, consumers are shortchanged

2. @Electricity increase tariff, national grid still collapsing

3. @Increased school fee = public university facilities are still delapitating,
4. Products generally ; increase in price with a corresponding decrease in quantity and quality

What gain as these Tinubu only economy formular brought to Nigerians ... asides politicians cashing out big time

Govt of Hike prices/increase tax then give then Rice, thats Tinubu master reform blueprint. what a shame


Dumbest govt in history of Nigeria

jaxxy:
Corruption bt Its the audacity for me, with no explanation to Nigerians or anybody.

why wont they exhibit audacity, the last time people were suppose to come out n protect whats the turn out

They keep decieving us "Nigerians are resilience" and we sef dey mumu go.

i cannot cumma die can not be the head of his family house

Tallesty1:
Simple, teach Igbos more political lessons

Una wan change ancenstral career just

if una don taya to sell spare parts and okirika Let us know

JASONjnr:
You should learn to speak for yourself and your family alone.

If what you do is to come online to claim richness.... You should know that other people are truly rich.

Poor people always wish that everyone is poor like them.

If poor people wish everybody around is poor like us ... for whu hand we go collect urgent 2k/ assistance

A nii fool ni é ... give the phone to senior if e get sense

press9jatv:
hmm ? At the end the rich lost 😠 heaven. Lazarus the poor enters heaven

Did you notice the "gap " again or you didnt see it

JASONjnr:
Speak for yourself mumu

If your parents are stupid and wretched to be begging kids because of your foolishness.... Other people's parents have prestige and can use the court.

Also, you're a fool l.

Everybody naa billionaire online, if senior do pass himsef he go sleep cell not to talk of junior
i have said my own. ciao

press9jatv:
hmmm 🤔 the gap between the poor and the rich in Nigeria 🇳🇬 is very long.

Was the one between lazarus and the rich man close its a lot safer when you know your place

press9jatv:
Hmm 🤔 nawaooo. So burna boy is now a big oppressor in the music industry now

Isaac Fayose Asks Longer Prison Stay for Speed Darlington Amid Burna Boy’s Case

Isaac Fayose stated that Speed Darlington should stay in police custody.
Reports indicate that Burna Boy was involved in the arrest of Speed Darlington after he accused him of having a relationship with P. Diddy.

Isaac Fayose, the brother of Ayo Fayose, a former governor of Ekiti state, stated that Speed Darlington should stay in police custody.

Reports indicate that Burna Boy was involved in the arrest of Speed Darlington after he accused him of having a relationship with P. Diddy.

Isaac remarked that Speed Darlington often makes inappropriate comments, recalling his harsh words about Igbo women having babies with Yoruba men. He also confronted those who support Speed Darlington, arguing against their claims that he is mentally unstable.

According to the social media commentator, a person with mental issues shouldn’t possess a phone, and the police should confine him in a separate room for healing.


Isaac Fayose’s video led to mixed feedback from social media users, with some accusing him of the same behavior he was calling out in Speed Darlington.

Watch the video below:


See some comments below:

@suxcexxful_jerry: “Oga keep ur mouth closed.”

@exclusive_oracle: “Uncle Isaac we are all guilty even U sir .,… U call some people thief’s and rain curses on some … Nobody holy pass.”

@prochancellor7: “VDM make same accusations towards Falz. We no hear your mouth oh.”


@lickweedmix_: “So how many times has the, government taking you and controlled you?”


@sann_aarooon: “If you say so, then there is no freedom of speech in this country. Even you too needs to be arrested.”


https://www.gistlover.com/isaac-fayose-asks-longer-prison-stay-for-speed-darlington-amid-burna-boys-case/

Humans like you have further affirm yorubas adage are super true

"when houseflies is biting a wounded man nobody cares or see it, Buh when the wound man bites back the whole world will start noise pollution.


This is not pertinent to burna, if poor man find rich man trouble in Nigeria ... palava he must get..
even a portable will conveniently jail some trolls .. these is Nigeria no your mate

JASONjnr:
Burna boy should stop intimidating people.....


We all heard P.diddy said he was ungrateful for not giving him the accolades he deserve after making Burna boy a winner of Grammys...

We don't know exactly what transpired between them.

But as the story is unveiling, it's a common believe that everyone that Diddy helped actually climbed his bed...

Burna boy getting angry is childish. It shows that the story is true after all....

These is how you people stupidly land yourselves bigger than your own family, and your fathers nd mother will start kneeling down to beg people dey can born just because there foolish kid has a smart phone and cheap data

You dont face a brand like Burna and say all that kind of shit and just expect to cash out elon musk money without consequence.

This is the same mistake my journalist friend did he collected a defaming story about a popular bank nd posted it cos of 300k, he has been arrested, the gbese on his head now is over millions, i just laugh wen i see kids online quoting law, data cheap data wey dey decieve una naa panti station una eye go clear to reality

Person wey go slap you wey you no go fit retaliate avoid am.. besides no one has right to tell burna not to react

Kobojunkie:
As I said before now, please stop rambling and spend time instead learning how the law works. I already showed you in clear text what your own law says regarding even what Darlighton said, but here you are continuing to argue in ignorance. For what reason?

You mention section 24(2) and I asked you — even posted the section in clear text — to show me exactly what portion of that you think will be used against Darlington that would require his arrest WITHOUT a misdemeanor warrant for arrest issued by the courts. If this had all happened somewhere abroad where Burna boy has been — the U.S. or the U.K. — do you think he would have resorted to same the means?

Guys like you bask in big big grammar to convince yourself you posses intelligence you care lack

Clearly ... it seems you dont even know darglinton offense cos if you can read section 24 (2) and you dont see any correlation then you dont know what we are talking about

Be it uk,US,defamation/ libel is an offense punishable by law.
Is Speed darglinton innocent was he wrongly accused or a mistaken identity .... if you are darglinton with a libel case on your head against an int'l brand will you push for court, even darglinton will curse you if he hears you want him to go to court,

una just sit online dey argue like kids dem still dey feed

Kobojunkie:
I didn't do that simply because I did not find anything relating to this issue in section 24(2) CyberCrimes(Prohibition, Prevention, ETC) Act 2015 with Amendment Act 2024 which is why I wanted you to help me find the exact entry I should be looking at.

Alol ! do you even know your left from right

maybe you should google what speed darglinton said about burna that got him arrest

Google what he said, which medium was used, and the effect of what the content on burna's image

Then go back to read the section 24 (2) again or ask people that truly graduate to explain to you

Softmirror:
Nigeria should not be over dependant on Dangote Refinery otherwise the day Dangote go show una SHEGE since you have become over reliant on his refinery e go be like man wey dem hold him blokus. 😢

Have we not being reliant on Nnpc and importation for decades .... what shege can dangote refinery possibly do to Nigerians that Nnpc as not shown us pro max

besides in real sense, reliance on dangote refinery as local production & consumption is concern is favourable to the economic and Nigerians at large.

I ask again what shege can Dangote show Nigerians, fuel went from #197 to 855/1200 can dangote do more than that

smileyoo:
lol. but we actually expected more better performance from him, because he used to be a brilliant and fearless critic of various governments in the past, but sadly enough, now that he is in the corridors of power, he is performing far below expectations, and even far below his presumed brilliance .

And what are these expectations, just curious

Kobojunkie:
If you are referring section 24(2) CyberCrimes(Prohibition, Prevention, ETC) Act 2015 with Amendment Act 2024, then you would need to read it for yourself and provide us details on exactly what aspect of the information contained informs you that this arrest is legal.

Also, be informed that section 24(1) of the same Act was amended in February of this year to read as shown in the image below.

You could have just wore a mask, putting up a brain gymnastics to save face only depicts you are ashallow minded

why not just go straight to the section 24 (2) , since you read out (1) the journey to (2) is just a line abi
confuse me i'm wrong

Kobojunkie:
What section of the Cybercrimes Act of 2015 do you pretend to quote here?

would Section 24(2) of the Act ring a bell

Kobojunkie:
Stop rambling! Go brush up on the details of your laws. Defamation is a civil case as defined by your very own laws, and so no arrest is necessary in such cases until after the courts make a judgment.

Are you even aware civil case carries a penalty/ punishment or your IQ is decieving you
Are you also aware their is something called " civil arrest"
Cybercrimes (Prohibition, Prevention, etc.) Act of 2015

Some of you are just naive, even speed darglinton would prefer detention on these case compared to what await him in court, there is no way he will come out without a penalty/fine
and for a brand like Burna, can speed darglinton pay the fine ... darglinton will curse most of you pushing for court

Kobojunkie:
A citizen was most likely unjustly arrested. You said absolutely nothing, but your wish is that the one person who at least stood up for his right would just shut up?

How is the arrest unjust was speed darglinton sitting on his own jejely and burna arrested him for no reason

just because person wan earn elon musks money by force, you tarnish an int'l brand like burna and expect roses,

I heard some kids calling the arrest unjust he should take him to court instead, can speed darglinton prove what he said

Burna is just being merciful detaining him, if the matter reach court it will be messier for darglinton

CyrusVI:

Freedom of speech no dey true true

Just imagine if Burna was a politician.....People would have stormed the media telling us how Democracy is under threat as the big boys now gag the free-speakers


But as per Burna no be politician, moral police go justify this one


Hypocrites everywhere

A dog must do everything to earn crumbs from his masters table,
Burna boy is a private citizen while politicians are public servant how e take relate
What speed darglinton did is tantamount to libel while people criticizing or calling the politicians out is activism how dem take relate

Politicians are answerable to those who elect them, same as Tinubu oleeeeeee ! Burna boy did not steal public fund or owe Nigerians anything so no one has any right to slander his name, he is a brand

Nigerian politicians are useless, esp. all of them

Myrrhis:
Nigerians with their entitlement mentality, and emotional blackmail.

Here we go again with alll the entitlement crap to safe face, did family and friends not contribute to send some people abroad, life no hard abeg

If you think its only people abroad that wake up to urgent help then you are nobody yet.

i never chop today buh i don send person urgent 5k, and No it wasnt a blackmail i understand the person needs it

fastseo:
Now is the best time to be outside or earning in pounds, dollars or euro. Honestly each time i send naira... Just small everywhere go full

Yeah ! i can relate ... please we need refinery make una help us once and for all.

CarlosTheJackal:
Everything about you guys is HELP, I was enjoying the thread and making some calculations before you jumped with sentimental feelings that nobody cares about.


Fasteo please continue

All work n no play .... we all are same on calculation, besides if you stroll further you will see where i commended OP

fasteo that work 12hrs, you beta go nd eat 1st

pocohantas:
Can you stop? 😂😂😂😂 Make nobody kill me abeg. I did the best I could.



I don't know why they don't see this.
What are you using all the plenty kids for?
Resources aside, your body no dey tire as a woman?

8 children? 8!!!!

if naa to chop man money or chop food like person wey see work for nafdac lab body no dey taya this one ...

children wey everybody dey tap tap like hamster e reach this one turn o'n waa representative orlè ochi

EnglandAmaka:
It's enough on this refinery stuff. Everyday Dangote refinery.

The Refinery has started production and shipment and the dollar did not fall as speculated.

Abeg make we hear word

Have Nnpc stop importing fuel, if the percentage of forex going into importation of PMS is it ongoing .. why should dollar fall

We cant see a reflection now until we rely on local production, export more of crude and PMS simultaneously to boost our trade surplus

Naa real trade surplus if reflect the change Nigerians want to see

advanceDNA:
U be comedian

if i tell you i have a show oct 28th , will you buy ticket or you go jump fence

advanceDNA:
See vawulence

naa so una go dey push person , we don dey police station nd bail is no longer free