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FoodRe: Fishes I Bought In Today's Market :check Out The Prices by iamtoofan: 9:47am On Oct 08, 2024
fastseo:
Yes you pay taxes..but just a little percentage of ur earnings like on that 12p.. U could pay 1.5p as tax.

Hope that is not too much
That is an unfair question to Nigerians, bro people like us live below $1 per day cry
FoodRe: Fishes I Bought In Today's Market :check Out The Prices by iamtoofan: 9:41am On Oct 08, 2024
fastseo:
You mean client bro? Well When i went to the UK... I rally round to ensure it became a reality. And this means am there to better my immediate family lives and my brother, sisters, parents... You don't expect me to carry the burden of a community.
Bro was just thinking aloud ! i dont have a problem with how you choose to live your life
That said, even the family, brothers and sisters you claim you are out to better .. if we call them now ask howfar ..we could be hearing stories cheesy

The naija contacts on your phone dem reach community undecided ... see how uk dey make you reason 🤣🤣
FoodRe: Fishes I Bought In Today's Market :check Out The Prices by iamtoofan: 8:32am On Oct 08, 2024
fastseo:
You sign into the app that have goelocation which means u can only sign in when you arrive and sign out when u are done working.
They still assigned u supervisors who u report to and he does his part to ensure u are at work.

You cab signup for two agencies or just one... One is okay like i do. So they just select days of the week for u to work. Like monda to Thursday etc.

And there is a contract you have to sign that state number of hrs u are expected to work per week.. It could be 45hrs or 60hrs per week.

If u still want more there is overtime u could cover or better still take a second job to work weekends or if u have a car u can be taking orders like delivery and u will be making 100 per day on delivery or more
insightful .. buh if you aint talking Tax the story never complete
for here people eye don dey open calculator shocked uk tax nkor
FoodRe: Fishes I Bought In Today's Market :check Out The Prices by iamtoofan: 8:31am On Oct 08, 2024
PrinceOfLagos:
12 pounds per hour wage if converted to naira is huge amount here
.
If you work for 8 hours daily , then you suppose don build mansions upon mansions in just a year
yiiimu dont mind dem, ! naa when you need there help you go know their real story

e be like say stingyness dey adaptation course for uk .. even yahoo boiz avoid UK client
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by iamtoofan: 8:06am On Oct 08, 2024
Jeboy:
Just tell me say you no get bah to afford am..lolz

Nairalanders and chasing of clouts.

I am actually relocating outside 9ja and would not be needing it.
wehdone boss undecided

when you sha get abroad, work hard you fit buy this one grin nothing God cannot do

PoliticsRe: Governor Fubara Visits The Scene Of Incidence At Ikwere LG by iamtoofan: 7:17am On Oct 08, 2024
IAMTHEHERO:
Fubara is a disgrace.. He is not supposed to associate with Action People Party (APP). No action in him at all. How on earth you got the intel they were recruiting some youths to disrupt, loot and burn some local government headquarters. Police is on their side. You kept quiet. Why can’t you recruit your own boys?

This Fubara of a guy is a weakling.

I will withdraw my support for him.
NB : l came out and voted for APP candidate in the last Saturday’s Local Govt election in Rivers State.
If fubara is a disgrace in all of these, Bro you sef sick, How responsible does it sound for a governor to recruit boiz, which bioz are we even talking about, cults , thugs or agbero

How is that going to calm the tension in the state, why are we talking as if Rivers does not have a police force,
the only mistake Fubara did was getting the police to exist the council unknown to him wike will go that low

You can call Fubara a weakling or whatever, but it takes deep wisdom to know he with maturity & calmness be senior.

We all thot Russia are super power and would finish ukraine in a short time ... even God resent the proud
PoliticsRe: Most Nigerians In Lebanon Reluctant To Return Home Amid Conflict - FG by iamtoofan: 8:51pm On Oct 07, 2024
CyrusVI:
cheesy

FG has done its part.

They say its better to be a dog in the City than to be a lion in the village, so since its almost unreasonable for them to come home, they should relocate in their mass numbers to Oman and co

In that, everybody is a winner
As FG finished protecting the lifes of citizens at homehuh, most Nigerians travel long distance with there heart in there mouth ...
when it comes to security and welfare Nigerians are OYO .. so which part exactly as FG done

Despite ongoing war in russia nd ukraine these countries are stil more productive, russia inflation rate is just 0.20%.
Those in diaspora cant trust FG because they see how Tinubu is dealing with there relatives at home
TravelRe: This Is The Ibadan Of 1970 And 2024, Spot The Difference. by iamtoofan: 6:20pm On Oct 07, 2024
PHIPEX:
Stop regurgitating lies. Is Lagos not people's ancestral homes. Ancient cities like Rome, Athen and Jerusale. Should be living in muds.

Seek for progress and stop defending poverty
Stop reasoning like a toddler, from time past Lagos POV as always being Urban/ mega city while ibadan enjoys being inferred as anciety city. besides lagos is a state while ibadan is just a city, mo-run!
Ibadan as an ancient city is more sellable to tourist than a modern ibadan ..borrow sense


Oyo state which host ibadan as capital, IGR is greater than 30 states in Nigeria or you wanna define "progress"

TravelRe: This Is The Ibadan Of 1970 And 2024, Spot The Difference. by iamtoofan: 4:38pm On Oct 07, 2024
arantess:
Even Jerusalem is an ancient city....

Do you not see how advanced it is today unlike how it would have been in the Pharisees days?
Good! are the ancient parts of jerusalem renovated or rebuilt.

The places jesus visited are still the way they were, those places you consider advance are new sites/post- bible season

ibadan tew is like that, i have stayed in ibadan and in my axis , naa so so gerard roof you go dey see
TravelRe: This Is The Ibadan Of 1970 And 2024, Spot The Difference. by iamtoofan: 4:29pm On Oct 07, 2024
nedu666:
I have talk wetin dey my mind. If you don't like it, go to court
why court, paste your location make i shoot you nuclear head no time
TravelRe: This Is The Ibadan Of 1970 And 2024, Spot The Difference. by iamtoofan: 4:06pm On Oct 07, 2024
nedu666:
54 years of stagnation. No wonder every Yoruba man is from lagos
Mumu thats just a preview of an area, ibadan is an ancient city the looks must reasonate, however that does not mean there are no places or houses covered with gerard

Those are people ancenstral homes, and most children are guided not to alter the settings .... for those who dont know there are many new site/highbrow areas in ibadan, oluyole axis, alalubosa, soka, akala way e.t.c with standard modern houses

Lets just say there is nothing to sell about a Modern ibadan ko jà owo
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by iamtoofan: 3:25pm On Oct 07, 2024
Mercylike:
Shut up Oga.. People dey sell iPhones here for naija if them wan japa to complete money for other things

Stop saying rubbish
LoL ! so money no complete nii, still you owe the public no shalaye

grin short people n temper
RomanceRe: ladies Using Pregnancy To Tie Men Down Should Be Arrested - Verydarkman(vid) by iamtoofan: 3:19pm On Oct 07, 2024
dominique:
You couldn't abstain?
You couldn't use protection?
You couldn't get a vasectomy or use routine spermicide injections?

If you don't want to deal with the consequences of unprotected sex then DON'T DO IT! Any human being with a functioning brain should know this but they must always blame the results of their stupidity on someone else.

The lady that got herself pregnant by this mad man needs to get her brains checked.
Even if a guy is inconsiderate, i dont think any owner of an eye will open her eye and let sharp object shoot it
A woman that has dreams and goals to pursue shouldnt joke with pre cautionary measures, there are pills after sex and there are local means to urinate it out

flood will not say it wont erode the house naa the owner no go gree
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by iamtoofan: 2:58pm On Oct 07, 2024
Mercylike:
Probably going abroad... You don't have to comment, you know
you dont have to take offense, laptops are not forbidden in planes, besides you dont owe public shalaye
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by iamtoofan: 1:31pm On Oct 07, 2024
Jeboy:
Mac Laptop with great config for Clearance Sales

13.3-inch portable MacBook Pro
500gb flash Storage
2.8GhZ (Dual Core)
Intel Core i7
16gb Memory
Graphics 1536 Mb Intel iris for Graphics design
Clean and neatly used. Comes with its original pack and charger
Very good for tech enthusiast.

Selling because I am relocating.

N350K give away.

WhatsApp: 08068823636
and your new place is so small it can not follow you enter or
your landlord forbids laptop in the house
PoliticsRe: NNPC Quits As Middleman In Dangote Refinery Petrol Purchase by iamtoofan: 1:25pm On Oct 07, 2024
press9jatv:
So Nnpcl is tired already. Besides other oil marketers are buying from Dangote refinery already. All the petroleum we are using now are from Dangote refinery. The price of pms is still high. No competition in the deregulation of pms yet. Dangote still have the balls to increased the price of pms and cement. Cement is now #8,500 why pms is around #1020 to #1050 in all the filling stations.
The price of PMs is still high cos Nnpc are yet to fulfill there end of the agreement or creat an enabling ground for prices to fall

Despite these announcement, weeks later Nnpc will still lie to Nigerians they are paying subsidy
without prompt record of Dangote supplies what the probabliity dangote fuel will not be muddle up with the imported ones to claim subsidy payment by those thieves
RomanceRe: Average Nigerians Daily Routine by iamtoofan: 9:53am On Oct 07, 2024
helinues:
Monday - Friday ( Work, Work, Work)

Saturdays - One event must dey kinda sha ni

Sundays - It's time for religious program which by evening village group meeting or association go dey

Abeg, when do those with such routine have time to rest, relax
1st you forget there are public holidays, of which Nigeria has 12 holidays in a year

For workers, you have public holiday and official leave to the rescue


People fall sick, thats another compulsory rest
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Calls Omokri A Liar, He Responds by iamtoofan: 7:25pm On Oct 05, 2024
Ttalk:
Seriously Reno is a fighter who finishes his opponent with a sucker punch.

This will be too brutal for the campaign treasurer to stomach.

She should not try what she cant finish
what exactly is sucker punch about defining a crime, under the law are they not criminals

Reno mostly over rate himself, i am surprise he did not take cognizance of the fact that they are all killers and motives is relevant

bandits are criminals
terrorist are criminals
criminal is a unified name for all into crime.


Reno as proven to be a shameless dog, naa weytin he go chop e dey find
RomanceRe: Giving birth to female children, is a punishment. by iamtoofan: 3:12pm On Oct 05, 2024
essentialone:
Once ultrasound detect female, na abortion straightaway
ALOL !! sey make i lie for you .... female daughters are more intriguing,intuitive, smart and better companion ... as a father were you miss all that is when she hit puberty and start having eye for boiz.
if only daughters wont grow into adult i will like to have dozen .. omg

Male son are just there sha ! undecided they might not impress you as a father until dey start chasing gurlz or bringing different gurlz home shocked omg
FashionRe: How Young Girls Get Pregnant On Purpose, Abort To Look Sexy by iamtoofan: 12:44pm On Oct 05, 2024
pocohantas:
Anyone with common sense or firsthand knowledge of pregnancy would definitely doubt the possibility of getting pregnant and aborting at 5mths to gain weight. A whole 20wks+ pregnancy cannot be aborted medically and even women who have done evacuation for the right reasons dread the process. Not forgetting the first trimester isn't a nice one for many women. If there is anything, they would lose weight. There are enough drugs for weight gain that can be gotten OTC.
i still dont understand how a supposedly experienced gurl will talk about weight gain for ladies without mèntioning "sperm intake" .. world most organic fertilizer undecided

I remember one baddie that will subject me to cum on her ass n tits, then rubb it on .... after some weeks of followup aunty begin get stretch mark for bumbum undecided ella omg

well i hope more organic means are discovered before una kill una selves finish looking for weytin no lost undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Plans To Bar Customs, NPA, Others From Revenue Collection by iamtoofan: 10:20am On Oct 05, 2024
tundegan:
Tinubu is on the right track. We need to streamline these processes and maximize revenue collection.
what happens to TSA, the revenue service Tinubu is proposing now how is it any better or different from TSA.

Lemme guess, the Same way Tinubu reconfigured the subsidy route to favor himself and his friends he also trying to restructure Nigeria's revenue in a way he and his friends get their cut legitimately. smh

What the essence of a maximized Revenue that will end up looted, Nigerians have nothing to gain from a govt of thieves
PoliticsRe: Be Patient, Tinubu Came To Build Nigeria, APGA Rep Tells Nigerians by iamtoofan: 8:57am On Oct 05, 2024
tundegan:
I appreciate the lawmaker for his candidness.

Nigerians, we should be patient. The transformation is ongoing and we will soon start reaping the benefits.

God bless Nigeria. God bless Tinubu.
i don't just understand how someone that educated will speak of transformation where there is no sign of "changes".
God can never bless a Pharoah, for deceiving Nigerians and inflicting deliberate hardship on the people Tinubu will never rest in peace

RomanceRe: Giving birth to female children, is a punishment. by iamtoofan: 7:38am On Oct 05, 2024
dkidd:
Lol nothing like luck there guy. It all boils down to parental control and upbringing of the children. How U bring up a child is how he or she would grow. Ur not even making sense. Do u even know in those decent families it's possible the daughters weren't given same treatment as the sons? Ur looking at it from outside in and U already assume u supported the parents in bringing up their kids. Children are neither demons nor saints. U begin to teach and build them from the onset as they grow so that whatever U put in them grows with them. U don't neglect those formative years and try to instill discipline in a child that's already grown up. They will only pretend when Ur around to avoid being scolded and act out when Ur not there. Let's tell ourselves the plain truths and stop the bs
Where nothing is guaranteed, the element of luck can not be discarded. so many factors come to play esp. on how a child turns out.

Aint you forgetting environment and peer factor are major contenders here and cos children build up resistance toward parental control most naively sway toward xternal factors.

i strongly feel as a parent you need some element of "LUCK" for your kids not to get carried away by those two contending forces as they cross into adulthood kiss
PoliticsRe: Is Petrol 40% Cheaper In Nigeria Than In Saudi Arabia As Claimed By Dangote by iamtoofan: 10:02pm On Sep 27, 2024
Basicend:
Dangote is one of the major reasons why Nigerians are in abject poverty due to his over-exploitative schemes.

He has been doing everything to ensure that price of PMS is increased, and accepted by Nigerians.
You must thinking from your anus, is it dangote that loot national funds, or his dangote that said subsidy is gone
is it dangote that is creating policies that dictate cost nd standard of living
You must be high on soak away, who made price of diesel go down
PoliticsRe: Is Petrol 40% Cheaper In Nigeria Than In Saudi Arabia As Claimed By Dangote by iamtoofan: 9:57pm On Sep 27, 2024
Quelme:
Nigerians una too like free things.
how much are you paying living in your parent house
PoliticsRe: October 1 Protest: Organisers Write Police, Seek Security by iamtoofan: 5:16pm On Sep 27, 2024
CyrusVI:
cheesy

Who are these people na?

Obviously, they arent gainfully employed, they arent Full-time Business people

What kinda human leaves his work behind to go face live bullet at a mini-war front?


I wish you well.
with the current standard of living how many Nigerians are gainfully employed,

what the essence of hard work when your take home can even arrange standard meals, its like some of you are still being fed by your parent

if you are paying bills or feeding people you will know working so big and eating so small is not a living condition to embrace
PoliticsRe: October 1 Protest: Organisers Write Police, Seek Security by iamtoofan: 5:06pm On Sep 27, 2024
Lipscomb:
You guys should just stop stressing yourself the protest that will not yield any result. What Nigerian should wait for should be no election unless the country totally restructured.
Can you refer us to country or a time when election boycott liberated the people from bad governance
PoliticsRe: Petrol Prices Expected To Change As Marketers Quote New Landing Cost by iamtoofan: 1:54pm On Sep 27, 2024
RollinTNDA:
The good thing about this fuel price is that it has reduced traffic especially in the evening..
whats the essence of getting home early, when their is nothing to eat,

whats the benefit of a free road to the road itself not to talk of commuters and transporters undecided

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