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mogbomoya: very true. i sometimes miss being pregnant.

prettiest1: You're just so on point. A message like this shouldn't be ignored, the poster might be telling the truth.
Lord have mercy on me and my family.

runskid: sold my range rover just to buy her brazilian hair sold my range rover just to buy her brazilian hair

maygah: I have starved myself and my younger brother , just to see that my bf eats.even @ dat d relationship came to an end.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]
Jesus wept! [/color]

OPEYEMI AD: Mine was not too funny- on one faith full day i decide to give her a visit meanwhile i have calculate my to and fro transport fare, i take exactly nothing more nothing less from house, after the visitation as she is accompany me she heat her shoe on the ground and the shoe cut off. see disgrace, but fortunately for her there is one shoe maker nearby and we both went there for repair. i don't know whether the guy know how much i have in my pocket, i just give him my last change and d girl wave me bye bye from their. Hmm LWTMB any time i remember this i trek go home that day

Emmyk: lmao

Movingcoil: I can remember only two; the first was my immediate ex, I visited her at ebonyi, during our sex session, I noticed she had an infection, i didn't let her know or maybe she knew but didn't know it was an infection, I used cos of it and came back to ebonyi with my final year project money of up 2 30k 4 dat disease 2 treat it but she misunderstood me and I got angry, yabbed her seriously about it, she wanted 2 eat all d money instead of using it 4 d main purpose, I later'on heard from one of her friends dat she jokingly told she wanted to give me a break cos I was too sentimental why her main reason was cos she had a fling for one ebsu guy like dat. All other tnz na tori, the second one is my present gf. The elder sister wanted to be in control of our relationship but I outsmarted her so she hated me 4 dat and started telling my gf so many nasty things dat I said about her, that was all lies cos she just wanted 2 make my gf hate me cos she saw dat my gf was so stuck into me so wat I did 2 reclaim dat trust was 2 go 2 my gfs house wid tears, knelt down and slit my left arm wid a razor blade in front of her b4 she could stop me and it worked cos she started crying also saying dat she never believed the sister and dat she had never seen my kind of person b4. Also wen she had her menses and the thing was disturbing her, during dat time d parents travelled, she called me 2 keep her company on dat friday, I slept over and in the morning around 5am, I woke up, washed all her clothes, d mums cloth and d immediate younger sister's clothes, went to market dat saturday and cooked for her and her immediate younger sis, d elser sis dosen't stay wid dem, she was at school den, also and even till now am doing more crazy tnz cos the spell hasn't worn off

dabrake: why my totori(wey dey make me vex whenever I remember am) go be 'the best so far' nah? *frowns*nah. I loved her. I've never slept with the girls I loved while dating.

dabrake: That was in my 100L. She told me she needed N15k for her upkeep and that I should give her. Had no money then(home and abroad). Lied to my mum that I needed cash to sort some courses. Got N15k from my mum, spent N100 'cos I was hungry. She still para for over 2hrs sey I comot N100 use chop.

mamalolu: @ laz73 can u give me ur num or ur 2go password.i need 2 chart with u.

caseless: I have this moderate north-central accent. I know my people have prolem pronouncing any word with 'CH' , 'Z' , 'SH' 'S' and 'R' in it...e.g, T-shirt wil b pronounced as T-chet, ZARIA as JALIA , church as shosh, SHOW as cho' ...no be everybody ooo, but this is associated with my people kind of. I have the normal nigerian accent , so it will be hard for anyone to b able to tell my tribe or state whenever i speak....hmmm...north central thing, i guess.

acidtalk: * Never end any relationship with the believe that you can never come back together. A couple in Australia who married in 1964 and got divorced in 1980 and remarried in 2006. Time they say heals all wounds.

* Keeping Malice or totally ignoring a former partner is totally uncalled for. If you both agreed to part ways, it should also be okay to exchange greetings whenever your path crosses. If all broken relationships ended in wars, there will never be peace in the land.

* You shouldn't always remember the sad moments after your relationships. There were wonderful memories you had while it lasted so don't fill your thoughts with only the unhappy events. A heart occupied with sad memories can hardly be happy.

* Every Secret shared in the relationship should remain secret. Remember that if you expose secrets of your previous relationship to others due to anger, people will be wary on sharing their secrets with you for the fear of revealing it one day.

* Sending a text at least to wish your EX a happy birthday, New year or any festive season isn't a bad idea. It neither shows any sign of you wanting to come back or you trying to be remembered it but only shares sign of Maturity.

* Never demand back any gift or favor you gave to a partner. If you were nice enough to give or render such while the going was good, be matured enough to forget such favors after it ended. Don't also go about campaigning to others the help you did it only makes you appear immature and petty.

* Don't go condemning and criticizing the mistakes and flaws of your previous partner to the present one, it will make them careful and wary of you because they know you are likely to do same to them.

* When leaving a relationship, never SLAM the door behind you because you might one day need to pass through that same door. Remember that every successful person today was at one point or the other someone's EX. Afterall you won't want to go back to someone who you have cursed, insulted and maligned to ask for favors. Or don't you know Obasanjo, IBB, Jonathan, Barak Obama, Michiel Obama, bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Aliko Dangote, Femi Otedola, Cristiano Ronaldo , Lionel Messei, Mikel Obi and every other successful people are one person or another's ex.

Idowuogbo: Flirt, yab, provoke etc... still my kondo dey hold on tight.Poster! Dump him na! Abi wetin u wan hia