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xynerise: Guy forget, na the thing make me strong. If me and u fight I go too beat you

Lol!. .no dull urself oh

slimyem: ..Playing Toofan while jumping from a tree to another over naked fire....
...Playing "baba mi ko le be"...
...there's this other nonsense in which we'll use one hand to pull our eyelashes,and use the other to push out the red part of the eye to act and play blind..dunno what its called..
Na wa!!!

that thing bad oh...hehe!

La Bonito: Taa gbafuo o I no see u sef.

SMH

Don't accept defeat. Keep on playing oh

natasha: I read about this story when it broke last wk. Apparently the deceased killed the twin brother over game winnings. And he killed him in the public. People rushed 2 the house 2 advise the family of the incident. But the twin brother, in a fit of rage, ran out and attacked and killed this fellow who had just murdered his brother barely 2 hrs prior. He killed him, chopped off his body parts n hung them on the 4 exits of the village and then the police came and shot him dead.
So whilst its a saddened occurence, however have some sympathy for the mother who has lost 2 grown sons in 1 day. If this man did not kill the twin, he wont have lost his life by an act of revenge. And if d twin did not take the law in2 his own hands, his family wont have lost 2 sons.

toh

CAN dey vex

Youngzedd: At times it depends on the nutritional value and also the available resources be it in cash or what ever.

There is what my people normally say;
He that doesn't have money for malt will say that Coke is the best.

It all depends on the purchasing power of what you have.

Don't tell me that a wealthy man will eat junk food.

your head dey there. PURCHASING POWER
Shikena!

[quote author=@say]my ppl longtime, u guys dont need 2fight over dis jamb admisn, if u like u can print ur jamb admisn letter nd at d sametime u can liv it, bt wht is dere is dat u ar nt going 2use it 4ur reg, u will only use skul admisn letter okay, nd 4 dos dat jamb gve admisn dont worri skul will surely gve u admisn, nd 4u guys dat ar still waitin dont worri also if u mit d cutoff mark den ur admisn is sure, 2MY SURE GUY OCGREEN, I WIL BECUMING BACK 2SKUL ON MONDAY C U DEN U AR D BEST MAN.. Here is my number 08090904519 08071902131. 4more info. IS UR GUY SAYE, 1luv ,1house, dat is d second law of nairaland, follow d law pls[/quote]nothing do you. Your head dey there.

caseless: hahahaahaheeeeeeeee....ele'oo....how u take knw? Na my pple dem...

lwkmd...i get them plenty for here. Na ma pple dem too. church-shurch

Nashoji: so chelsea fans can also support madrid?

why not

[quote author=mc~evans]Na which kind thing b this na? U want make person piss for body this night? #throws phone under the bed#[/quote]ROTBLMAO... Damn! C fear...

HNosegbe: What a dumb question...

compare barca with R.Madrid na

WENGERNOMICS: Abeg ohhhhhh........don't make me laugh too much dis night......fear dey catch d bros ohhhh.......Lolllll.

lmao...the broz don run sef.

DANILSA: NOT A MATTER OF YOU PROMOTING BARCA, BARCA REMAINS THE BEST CLUB ON EARTH AND IN THE UNIVERSE WITH INTELLIGENT COACH AND INVISIBLE PLAYERS.

senseless...
Barca is not the best club on earth niccur.

fittty: Why this kind talk for night na? Me wey won sleep before come dey fear. And light no come dey again sef! Abeg moderator suspend this topic till morning na!

lwkmd...abi oh. Cover ur head with blanket

ijawkid: Satan and his demons are the ones who could make such things happen to decieve many that when a person dies he or she doesn't really die.......

But from the scriptures the dead are conscious of nothing at all......

Just what i wanted to comment on. GBAM!!! THREAD CLOSED!!!

Chelsea
Real Madrid (CR7)

Akpaishaibu: Oga,why you come de talk like that now,sey if i see my name on jamb website I no go print my Admin Letter,why you talk like this self.Thanks you

admission letter from the school is the main thing

Julieccentric: Very embarrasing! I couldn't tell anybody, but thank God for a faceless forum like this where we call spill,

yea, exactly.

Julieccentric: I can never forget this one, each time I recall I get so angry, I boarded a bus and sat of a middle-aged woman.. You all know how Lagos danfo buses are and I have long legs, so I had to sit in a way that my kneels would be inconveniencing the person in front of me.

This woman just shouted *Ashawo!!!.. Do I like a lesbian? Why are you using your legs to rub my buttocks, I was shocked cos that was the last thing on my mind, I was around 16 then so you can imagine how ashamed I felt, I cried till I got to my destination and to make matters worse, the rest of the passengers were laughing. May God bless that woman wherever she is, I wouldn't curse her with my mouth

damn! Very embarrasing

Alice07: I have been accused times without number but the worst of them was when my stepmum, dad and his mother accused me of stealing a silver wristwatch my dad bought frm Greece. He gave me the watch first and later collected it that he wanted to give his mother cos other things he bought were fancy stuff and not for old pple. I went back to school after then cos i was a boarder in secondary school. The day i came back for mid-term break, it was hell for me. They said i stole the watch and i gave my mum. It was the worst day of my life. They later found out that she dropped it and somebody picked it. I still remember it and each time i do, tears run down my face.

mehn, so sad. Try as much as possible to forget about it my dear.

There was a time i was sitting on my fence, and the hausa man from the other compound came to our house and accused me of looking at his wife. Damn! He wanted to fight sef...dem for just boko me for ntn.

Times without number. Upto shrine level sef!

ebizswit: Came back frm church around 10:30pm, calld my ex if he had eaten, he said no, ı had to warm d food in my house, trekd about an hour around 11:30 no bike...nd my school can be very treatening after 9.pm. I riskd it down to his lodge, d bi..tch jes pickd d fish nd meat in d food, nd abadoned d food, nt knwing dat he had already eaten, he jst lied to me dat he has nt eaten. I would buy things for myslf, nd pretend to my friends dat he bought dem for me, gave him my bb, nd took his small fone, just to make pple believe dat he own it.

Fuucccckkkk!!! *throws slap*
i get ur type plenty sha.
LOVE IS WICKED!!!

deletrue: why you dey count from down upward? Na so una Naija people like to cause confusion. Are you saying no. 1, Terry is the worst in the hate list? Pls explain. Am interested. For me, mourinho and ronaldo are the worst in that list because of their yanga attitude and pride.

To you ba?? They stl make money, dey also dnt gve a fvck abt haters like you, and they're loved by many.

solomon111: yes,it is true that mourinho and ronaldo are loved by some,but they are also hated by many more.
1)why do you think that ronaldo has not won the world best for some time now,despite deserving it?
2)why do you think mourinho did not win la-liga's best coach last season,despite the fact that he floored guardiola,the eventual winner of the award?

RUBBISH

None

Women and enjoyment! Hmm