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Nairaland / General / Re: How Do I Stop Lying. by ibinaboonline: 9:02pm On Jan 12
😆😆 lying upandan should bother you. I have a friend like you, sha. But we're not right anymore.
Gbadugbakun:
I Know this might sound funny, but it's the truth. I lie too much, most especially when I'm talking with people.

Most times there wouldn't even be any need to lie, but I would just find myself lying up and down. It's beginning to bother me and I want to stop it. Please how do I go about it?

Mods, please help me out.
TV/Movies / Re: What I Wouldn't Give To Find These Two Shows by ibinaboonline: 10:25am On Jan 12
🙂🙂🙂. Okay, I'll let you know how it goes. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
MidasTouch15:
I can't post links here but input tvshows4mobile on google. Click on the first result.

It has both shows - shameless up till season 11 and better call saul from season 1 to 6

When you are done come and give me my reward.
TV/Movies / Re: What I Wouldn't Give To Find These Two Shows by ibinaboonline: 10:00pm On Jan 11
Whichever would be easier. But I prefer my phone because I prefer to watch movies with my phone. Could never spend time for work on my computer watching TV.
TV/Movies / Re: What I Wouldn't Give To Find These Two Shows by ibinaboonline: 9:29pm On Jan 11
Please, please, please, tell me.
MidasTouch15:
I can tell u where and how to download it but .....
TV/Movies / Re: What I Wouldn't Give To Find These Two Shows by ibinaboonline: 10:59pm On Jan 10
Help me out if you can 🙂
ibinaboonline:
I'm seriously looking for Shameless Season 8 and 9. Also, Better Call Saul from season 1.
TV/Movies / What I Wouldn't Give To Find These Two Shows by ibinaboonline: 10:51pm On Jan 10
I'm seriously looking for Shameless Season 8 and 9. Also, Better Call Saul from season 1.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibinaboonline: 10:48pm On Jan 10
I'm seriously looking for Shameless Season 8 and 9. Also, Better Call Saul from season 1.
Food / Re: See The Pounded Yam And Egusi Soup I Ate In Rome by ibinaboonline: 7:52pm On Jan 10
The place seem empty. Hope they get customers.
Family / Re: Please How Do I Handle This With My Wife And Her Brother. by ibinaboonline: 7:37pm On Jan 10
It's simple. "O boy, which kind car you wan buy my wife? You sure say na sure thing? Etc, etc." In the process of this convo, say something like, " just make sure it's a good deal because I don't want to waste this my 1.5 million on a bad deal again." So, first step is to tell your wife to invite the boy over for a chat.
Autos / Re: Name The Automaker That Sold 4.87 Million Cars In 2023 by ibinaboonline: 10:48pm On Jan 09
That's Volkswagen.
Autos / Re: Name The Automaker That Sold 4.87 Million Cars In 2023 by ibinaboonline: 10:46pm On Jan 09
No. Not Toyota.
iyke4dbi:
Na Toyota I guess
Family / Re: See The Borehole I Am Doing For My Uncle...a Relief Indeed! by ibinaboonline: 10:38pm On Jan 09
No, it won't cost up to a million. Unless the land is that red stones type. Most of that one million will go to building a tall scaffold to support the tanks.
Mrexcell:
Am also planning to do one in my family compound in the village in imo before the end of this year I don't know if it's going to cost me up to a million naira?

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Family / Re: See The Borehole I Am Doing For My Uncle...a Relief Indeed! by ibinaboonline: 10:34pm On Jan 09
It's not magic. This is the kind of atmosphere where people prosper. The kind of family that flourish. They may not be as rich as cubana, but blossoming things are usually their portion. All this rant of mine is just to say that this post is pissing me off real bad about so-called uncle's, aunts, and even parents that invested nothing in your life but feel entitled to what you have. They piss me off. It's not magic. When you care for kids, they won't forget.

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Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by ibinaboonline: 3:44pm On Jan 09
Thank you.
jceesquare:

Around ± 30,000 depending on shop.
Autos / Name The Automaker That Sold 4.87 Million Cars In 2023 by ibinaboonline: 3:43pm On Jan 09
This car maker sold over 4.87 million vehicles globally in 2023. Do you know who?
Family / Re: My Mom Has Stopped Looking Good, What Do I Do? by ibinaboonline: 12:17pm On Jan 08
She's making sense? You obviously missed the sarcasm.
Wawelexy:



You are making sense today

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Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by ibinaboonline: 3:00pm On Jan 07
Lagos.
kingreign:


Where is the car Location?
Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by ibinaboonline: 1:12pm On Jan 07
Please, how much for Honda Crosstour brake fluid flush?
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by ibinaboonline: 1:11pm On Jan 07
Please o. How much for brake fluid flush for Honda Crosstour?
Health / Re: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by ibinaboonline: 11:02pm On Jan 06
She said your should at your prayers to hers.
Righteousness2:


Keep praying about it.. pray without ceasing. It must go.
Crime / Re: "If Change No Dey In 2months, I Go Start To Carry Gun" - Says Man by ibinaboonline: 6:43pm On Jan 05
Why is everybody accusing everybody of voting Tinubu? I thought never won but rigged his way into power. I think if we can't keep our story straight we never knew what we were talking about.
Jennyclay:
Go and carry gun naw!! Afterall that’s what you Nigerian men are good at… to carry gun, kill and rape undecided. Shior!!

You people voted in calamity and you want the calamity government to give you good life. Mtcheww!!

Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar. You voted in calamity, you get calamity!!

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Romance / Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by ibinaboonline: 6:35pm On Jan 05
LoL. It's not for you, so don't go again. By the way, if a place like what's in these photos attract you, then you belong with them. The Lord, God of Israel - the Lion of Judah - He knows His own.
Shalom.
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


File photos used for illustration
Crime / Re: Lawyer Detained For Seeking Client’s Bail Hospitalised, Seeks Justice by ibinaboonline: 7:31am On Jan 05
This is just a shining example of why meaningful Nigerians have given up on this country. The country is so far gone. Why am I not surprised that the lawyer got automatically accused of trying to disarm an officer?

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Family / Re: I Want To Adopt A Child As A Single Man by ibinaboonline: 5:46pm On Jan 03
I no fit answer that one.
TimiRume:
I lie cheesy
Family / Re: I Want To Adopt A Child As A Single Man by ibinaboonline: 2:39pm On Jan 03
😆😆Leave him alone, this woman. 😄😄
TimiRume:
What you are looking for is companionship not a progeny(you just don't know what it is yet) Yes you are aware of a gap but you are mistaking it for something else.

If you dig deeper, you will see a crave for a female partner. And when you dig even further down the root, you will see something unclear, undefined, impossible to grasp by you but if light should prick your heart, you will see your creator's arms wide opened.
Religion / Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by ibinaboonline: 2:31pm On Jan 03
Apparently, my efforts seems wasted on you. That seems obvious. But then again, that's precisely the point. I devoted that much time BECAUSE OF GOD, to explain His precepts to those who need it. On you it might be wasted, but God accepts my efforts (offering). Knowing this, I'll do it again. And again. And again. That's why I'm a born again Christian. Shalom.
Righthussle:


You just wasted your time typing stories you read in your story book.

Oga, any human that says the maker of the universe needs your money for anything whatsoever is a thief.

Any book that suggests or teaches that the creator of the universe wants your money for anything is a book written by thieves to steal from the unwise.
Career / Re: Is 400k Job In Nigeria Worth Staying Or Should I Japa? by ibinaboonline: 12:11pm On Jan 03
I have nothing, zero against a man who wants more out of life. In fact, I can relate. But don't forget that you're okay. Be smart. If you must japa, be smart about it. Contentedness is a virtue. 400k a month isn't bad. I'm not saying you should be satisfied. A million a month - 2 million a week; it's possible. A real thing. So, a man who wants more out of life is highly welcome to pursue it. However, be content. You don't have to be satisfied, but you should be content.

As for the girlfriend, marry her. That's my advice. Don't let her drag you down with her personal ambition, but if she's willing to be your wife, then marry her.
Shalom.
Elsucre24:
I will be 31 this year. Omo the age is scaring me and I keep feeling like I’m not doing enough. I have a stable job in the private sector with a 400k monthly salary. But I still feel the impact of the economy badly. I keep asking myself, at what point will I start living the good live?
I feel stock sometimes because my job is very demanding and I almost do not have time to do other things, mind you I’m in the medical field and I work Mondays to Sundays most times but occasionally I have some Sundays to myself and sometimes a day off during the week. I can’t seem to be able to start a business as a side hustle cause most of the side hustles I can think will demand my presence at least for the first few months and I don’t really have that.
My girlfriend is pregnant, I really wanna keep it but she’s not ready, I’m not even sure I’m ready. The only way she can keep it is if I’m going to get married to her before the pregnancy starts showing and I’m as confused as hell cos I don’t know if I’m ready. She has always been vocal of her plans to japa.
Now that brings me to the idea of Japa too. I mean, I cannot deny that fact that I’m scared of the whole japa stuff cos I don’t know what to expect. Economy doesn’t even allow you save as much as you should. Everything’s just seems very scattered.

Pls I need adult minds to advise me on what I can do.
1. Do I start a business, what kinda business can I start with at least 2M that will not require my full presence?
2. Do I start to plan my japa through the study route and just face my fears
3. Should I insist on keeping the pregnancy and hope that things start making sense? This means I have to get married tho.

Thank y’all.

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Religion / Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by ibinaboonline: 11:56am On Jan 03
Let me explain how this works. For example, God asked Abraham to give Him his only child. By your reasoning, how can a God who created human beings need Abraham's child? Why doesn't He just make one for Himself? Right? Well, It's not about what God needs but what You need. And what you need is to demonstrate your humility, gratitude, and subjection to God. For example, the fact that Abraham was willing to sacrifice his child JUST BECAUSE GOD ASKED HIM TO was a signal, a demonstration of his submission and worship of God. You're right, God doesn't need money. What will He use it to buy? But money is the main currency to measure value in the modern world. This is why you can also offer God other things with value that aren't money. In the times of old, value was mostly measured by the number of animals you own. That's why Israelite offerings to God were mainly animals. Did God eat the animals? No, but He received them as acceptable. Interestingly, Solomon is praised for giving God a thousand cattle, but he didn't actually give the animals to the priest or distribute them to the poor. He could have done so and God would accept it. But I find it interesting that Solomon merely slaughtered the animals for everyone to feast and celebrate in honor of the God who has blessed and given Israel victory over its enemies. And the Bible records that God was so moved by Solomon's offerings that He came to Him and said, "Make a wish. Anything. I'll do it for you." Remember what I said, Solomon didn't give the animals to the priest or distribute them to the poor. He slaughtered them for a feast. So, apparently, it's not about the pastor you gave it or if God came and took it from you and returned to heaven with your offerings. It's the fact that Solomon was WILLING TO SPEND THAT MUCH in the name of God. Remember the woman who "wasted" expensive perfume on Jesus' feet. It's about her willingness to "lose" the expensive perfume because of Jesus. I can go on and on, but I'm sure you get the idea.
Shalom.
Righthussle:
If our GOs do the same, how will they maintain their private jets ?

Meanwhile, you don buy your own pure blood of Jesus ?

Guys stop giving these pulpit bandits your hard earned money. Whoever or whatever made the universe will NEVER EVER EVER NEVER need your money for A N Y T H I N G whatsoever.


Any god that needs money for anything should use his power to collect it from CBN or IMF or better still sit down and create money in any currency for himself. I won't give shishi to any god through anybody.



Your god is fake if he demands money from you

Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas' Deputy Head, Salah Al-arouri Killed In Israel Drone Strike (photo) by ibinaboonline: 12:20am On Jan 03
Hope they bury him with enough Viagra. 72 virgins are waiting.
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Romance / Re: Please, I Need Advice What Can I Do In This Situation. by ibinaboonline: 12:01am On Jan 03
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Make una leave me o. Abeg run away from your community for peace of mind. 😆😆😆. Better escape. She even said she's lucky the man doesn't know her parents. Chai. Nwoke ibem.

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