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Phones / Re: Moment A Lady Surprised Her Mum With A Brand New Phone At Her Market Place(vid) by ibinaboonline: 9:30pm On Mar 25
Imagine that after dancing like this and it's one of those stupid pranks.
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by ibinaboonline: 7:59am On Mar 25
Just finished reading the while things. Very revealing.
Truthfullone19:



Thanks for sharing this. I remember being driven past Chris Okoties church which had some nice gates. Sadly I experienced the same thing and understood how individuals are fooled into giving footage for their use. Let's be truthful to our spirits, this is madness. It only dawns on you half way through the actual big night that you've been scammed. I wrote an article on this on page 9 of this thread. Read the long thread and you'll add the pieces together

https://www.nairaland.com/8039722/pastor-chris-heals-nine-people/8
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by ibinaboonline: 11:37pm On Mar 24
No mind am. I don't even know how someone's mind will work like this.
LoudlyMouthed:
You wan dey whyne me ni?
Where dat one come from?
D paradynamics
Inside which verse?

Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by ibinaboonline: 11:37pm On Mar 24
For the record, I still believe in miracles. Very much so.
LoudlyMouthed:
At this moment, you have been healed ;DMy fellow Nigerian, God wey open your eyes go do for d rest honestly trying to japa from scammers, before it's too late.

Embrace the reality of life
Enjoy what God has done, is doing n look forward to more
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by ibinaboonline: 11:33pm On Mar 24
Unintelligent.

Holy2Glory:



You are very ignorant. Who told you that wether we or Christ Embassy that all the people jumping in excitement were all instantly Heald? Did pastor Christ tell you that? Those people were all educated to do that immediately after they are been ministered to inorder to try acting on their faith. Fortunately some who really understood the course gets Heald wether there or later. But the others who have this same mind set of yours go back with their sicknesses and continue wailing. This is why I first asked you If you at all
understood the paradyamicz of faith. You are yet to let us know what actually your anger is about. Tell us whybyoubare angry even Jesus is not complaining

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Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by ibinaboonline: 11:18pm On Mar 24
Speaking about your friends daughter, I do not deny the fact that people may experience changes in their physical conditions during or after visiting the healing school; it is probably the same reasons for which people get 'healed' after visiting the shrine of 'Our lady of Lourdes' in france.

You've just confirmed my suspicion. This is a post from an intelligent person.

A side note, I hardly, if ever, participate in accusations against men of God because I'm a true Christian, a believer... In God. I also know how dangerous it is to attack servants of God, so I tend to not touch issues like this at all. Like you, I can't even begin to tell you how utterly devoted I was to pastor Chris' teachings back in the early 2000s. I still have video tape messages of him I bought, so you can imagine how far back this goes. I mean, video and radio cassettes. Anyway, on this particular issue, I don't think you're wrong at all, as I've been there and experienced the same things you spoke of. Yes, I was at the healing school, ikeja. I don't know where it's situated now, but the school was at oregun and we'd have to pass Chris okotie's church to get there. All I can say is what people see on TV is a different reality from what's on ground. Personally, I didn't see one person from my fellow students who was healed. Not one person. But we were all instructed to raise and wave our hands after the pastor has touched us. I wasn't healed either. They can accuse me of not having enough faith yada yada, but I didn't see anyone else come out of that hall joyful because they've been healed. But the edited version on TV is a whole nother ball game. You'd have to give it up to their TV crew. I didn't talk about it much because I felt the same way you feel now: I didn't want to accept that what happened happened. I was afraid to look at the reality. My faith was at stake. I can't believe I've typed this long.

SirJohn:


Hi Bobokanis,
Your reply to my story is no surprise at all. you have not only responded like a typical CE member but you have failed to react to the main issue. I'm glad you mentioned in your reply that I'm right to some extent, you also did not refute the wheelchair and stretcher scam so I guess you accept that I am right. My intention by the time I'm through with this topic is to reveal the whole truth.
How do you explain the fact that someone well able to stand and walk is placed in a wheelchair or stretcher some of which does not even belong to them; and then the 'man of God' is made to look like an anointed faith healer which he is not by getting them to stand on their feet and walk. What has my feelings got to do with this, please tell me.

No matter what the intention might be, the bottom line still remains that millions of people watching these phoney miracles end up thinking that these people were either crippled or bedridden which is completely false. I don't know if you visited the link I attached to my earlier post; I was with those folks for two weeks and I even spoke with one of the three. some of the reports about them are either completely false or exaggerated.

Speaking about your friends daughter, I do not deny the fact that people may experience changes in their physical conditions during or after visiting the healing school; it is probably the same reasons for which people get 'healed' after visiting the shrine of 'Our lady of Lourdes' in france. I intend to discuss healings in my next post, I'm sure it will clear up some things here.
Stay tuned!!!
Webmasters / Re: Surviving Google Updates In 2024 (read This) by ibinaboonline: 3:48pm On Mar 24
Kingrshd3:



Hey God so that's d cause of this shit 😒

My site have been doing well with first page result but now it's over a week I hardly see it even in the 10th page 😒

So what's d way forward and can't I edit the content to come up again??

And how long do you think new updates can roll in again or chances of my website to climb up again in the serps

Well, experts believe Google shakes up its algorithms some 600 times a year. So, that's like twice a day. Go figure.
Health / Re: Deaf Nairalanders, Let Us Connect. by ibinaboonline: 12:55pm On Mar 18
Im pretty sure you will know, unless you're dead. Are you dead?
Dundalk:
grin
Can deaf know he is deaf.. angry

shocked
Webmasters / Re: I Don't Know How To Withdraw My Adsense Earnings by ibinaboonline: 5:57pm On Mar 14
Thanks for the feedback. It's even more specific than the answer I got in the AdSense Community. Yes, I connected to a dom account. Until 21st then.
CreativeGee:


Google Adsense pays every 21st of every month. I guess you also know that your bank account should be a domiciliary account? If not, please do.

BTW, I'm buying all your adsense accounts if you've for sale.
Webmasters / Re: Surviving Google Updates In 2024 (read This) by ibinaboonline: 11:57am On Mar 14
ChatGPT can now answer those questions too. 😁 Anyway, you're correct. The human touch is invaluable.
online4business:

Yes it's good to master the algorithm and I've SIA and IMG tests every month.

Google does and have not changed its algorithm for years.

However, writing for users is very important.

Users need to come to your page and feel like wow this guy or gal answered all my questions even the ones i don't ask too.
Webmasters / I Don't Know How To Withdraw My Adsense Earnings by ibinaboonline: 11:47am On Mar 14
Hello guys.
My website have exceeded the adsense withdrawal threshold. Everything is all set, including the wire transfer bank account destination. The thing is I can't figure out how to initiate the transfer from my AdSense balance to my bank account. Does it happen automatically? Please, experienced people should help me out.
Webmasters / Re: Surviving Google Updates In 2024 (read This) by ibinaboonline: 11:02am On Mar 14
Keep writing for users, bro. πŸ˜‰ Despite what they say, Google will not reward you for "writing for users." Your reward comes from mastering the algorithm regulating the sphere. Of course, putting out wholely human-targetting content is rewarding. Just not from Google 😁.
online4business:
Ai content
Expired and delected domains too
Content without Information game score.

Told people ai content can't stand the test of time them no hear noe their site is in the mud

Manual action and penalties even the so-called seo expert's are in the mud.

Write for users not to game Google is the way forward.

Beware of anyone looking to "find a wsy around it"
Webmasters / Re: Surviving Google Updates In 2024 (read This) by ibinaboonline: 10:56am On Mar 14
Very tricky stuff. Is there really anything new out there? Education is about educating the uninformed about established facts - not necessarily something new. Right? I commend Google for what it does, but I know for a fact they hurt everyone, both genuine and crappy content creators.
As for AI, you talk of "engaging and human content," meanwhile, they sift through the pile using the same AI technology. LoL.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Benjamin Netanyahu: 'We Will Finish The Job In Rafah' ( Video, Pics) by ibinaboonline: 10:16am On Mar 13
Ma Chosen member be dat o. He get wife get pikin. No be white man o. 😁😁
caye:
I still have a little , quiet belief within me that the character called righteousness2 and holiness100 is not a black man.

He could be a white propagandists. Their end goal among black people...unsuspecting and naive black Africans is maximum confusion and brainwashing.
Crime / Re: Abia Police Bust Baby Factory, Rescue 16 Pregnant Women by ibinaboonline: 4:16pm On Mar 10
β€œBaby factory,” sometimes disguised as an orphanage, is a name given to a facility where traffickers hold women, mostly teenagers, against their will, rape and force them to get pregnant.

This isn't always the case. Most of the time, the "womb donor" is a willing party in agreement with the "factory". Women, especially girls, willing do these things to make some money.

Either way, the buying and selling of babies is morally wrong, harmful to society, and illegal. Unfortunately, surrogacy exists because many families want kids so badly but they can't have them by themselves.
Car Talk / Re: Can You Enter This Kind Of Bus With Your Clear Eyes? (photo) by ibinaboonline: 9:31am On Mar 10
The funny thing is that this is exactly how the innards of must commercial vehicles you board every day looks like, just that they're covered with plastic dashboard so you feel this one is bad.

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Crime / Re: Abia Court Sentences Two Former Bakassi Operatives To Death By Hanging by ibinaboonline: 9:28am On Mar 10
😁😁😁 shut up 😁😁😁
Appletek:




If not for Yorubas and Lagos, them for don kill many of una throway.
Crime / Re: Abia Court Sentences Two Former Bakassi Operatives To Death By Hanging by ibinaboonline: 9:25am On Mar 10
Coward 😁😁
iichidodo:
The worst kind of execution is by hanging..... A bullet in the back of the head, KGB-style , anyday, anytime, twice on Sunday is good for me ..
Politics / Re: FFK Mocks Datti Baba-Ahmed For Kneeling To Greet President Tinubu by ibinaboonline: 9:09am On Mar 10
But who else is standing in that prayer hall?
Romance / Re: We Are Wife Materials’, Deaf Women Cry Out Over Neglect by ibinaboonline: 10:19pm On Mar 05
Email me your WhatsApp phone number: finance.saxion@gmail.com
Olayinka8793:
interesting. We should connect on Whatsapp if you don't mind.
Romance / Re: We Are Wife Materials’, Deaf Women Cry Out Over Neglect by ibinaboonline: 7:53am On Mar 05
You and I are in the same boat.
Olayinka8793:
no I am not a part of any deaf or special-needs people's community.
This is because, I live like a normal person and doesn't understand or use sign language. I communicate strictly by lip reading.
Autos / Re: Pricelist Of Tokunbo Cars In Lagos - March 2024 by ibinaboonline: 7:48am On Mar 05
Isn't the main question to the OP how he got the price list? Source, please.
Family / Re: My Senior Colleague And His Wife's Messy Marital Life. Things Are Happening by ibinaboonline: 6:25pm On Mar 02
...my other colleague hinted me about it and I actually got close to him and eventually gets him to pour out his heart to me....

So that you can come and pour it out here and at every gathering of friends. I don't like people like you.
Family / Re: Why So Much Hatred Between Step Siblings? by ibinaboonline: 4:06pm On Mar 01
but according to the story, he wouldn't because they're step siblings and past record from her mom towards his mom, wouldn't let him help any of his step siblings.

You've already answered your question.

As for why men have children with different women, I don't know what you mean by "men choose to." Is that how life works?

For the record, step-siblings can be perfectly loving and accepting of each other as one. It's not a catastrophy everywhere. I'll tell you who to blame almost all the time.

The PARENTS or one of the PARENTS.

They sow the seeds knowingly. Human is inherently evil. Lighting a match and watching it burn gives them a kick. If all the parents involved really want the kids to grow up as one, I assure you, they're HIGHLY UNLIKELY to turn out otherwise.

Even when parents say something else and do something else, kids are taking mental notes. It'll sip into their soul and build their outlook.

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Family / Re: Is He Serious Or Just Playing With My Emotions by ibinaboonline: 3:47pm On Mar 01
except she doesn't see who she likes because me na wetin still keep me at 42 I never see who I really like like my ex. I don't pray for hers to delay like mine.
Chai.

Jewessgratitud3:
Your sister is an adult and should know when to quit if a relationship is not leading anywhere. It's not you doing the calculations and taking decisions for her.

If the man is not financially ready at that age it's a bit disturbing, and looking at her own age too it's not advisable to continue waiting for him because the way this economy is going I don't think he will even be encouraged to do anything now. So, If she sees another man who's ready in all ramification let her go.

I'm not totally writing off her guy because anything can happen in just a twinkle of an eye but again, it may not happen so soon and your sisters age is climbing.. except she doesn't see who she likes because me na wetin still keep me at 42 I never see who I really like like my ex. I don't pray for hers to delay like mine.

If after trying to talk her out of the relationship she doesn't listen, let her be. Dem no dey tell blind man say run don start..
Food / Re: Substitute For Meat And Fish by ibinaboonline: 10:58am On Mar 01
They look like runs girl and client just finished first round.
Food / Re: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by ibinaboonline: 10:55am On Mar 01
Can also think of how sellers handle egusi, palm oil, banga, fresh fish, pepper, crayfish, the lots.
We4all:


Have you thought about how sellers handle charcoal and the poor sanitary conditions in which it is produced? That is enough reason for it not to be used on anything edible.
Food / Re: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by ibinaboonline: 10:53am On Mar 01
Omo, don't stress it. Females are fashioned by God and nature for their roles. Same way you as a man, I suppose, is fashioned by God for your roles too. As you're amazed by what a woman can do, they're amazed by what you can do as well.
thymetraveler:
Anyone that is the first to give me an option that works will receive free 4k from me upfront, no questions asked.
The soup is NOT spoilt, just that it lost most of its taste.
See, married women are really trying o! Taking care of the home and kids with their husbands, and also attending to their works; they never seem to forget the foods in the pots like I just did. Any man that does not appreciate the labour women go through in order to tend the home needs to rethink. Not married yet, but I remember how my mom was always the keeper of the home and my dad the bread winner.
Food / Re: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by ibinaboonline: 10:49am On Mar 01
Oh my God πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜… 🀣
Acidosis:

Discard it. It's gone forever. Before you follow the tips above, ensure you keep some money for some flagyl tablets. You'll need it. Thank God you work from home -easy access to the toilet.
Food / Re: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by ibinaboonline: 10:49am On Mar 01
Catastrophic πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Rayd502:
You can't get back that freshness...Egusi soup is one soup that requires preservation in a fridge immediately it cools following it's preparation.

With all the condiments you prepared it iwith ,it must have been so tasty. Losing a pot of soup in this Tinubu era is catastrophic.
Food / Re: Antelope & Grasscutter Caught By Hunter (Photo) by ibinaboonline: 10:25am On Mar 01
😁😁😁 Daylight highway robbers!!
richiemcgold:
Antelope is gradually becoming an endangered specie. Back then in the early 90s, they used to stray into our school compound. But no more again, not even inside the forest reserves.

I remember a certain morning around 1991 when we were on assembly ground, a student saw them grazing on the field and he raised alarm. You need to see the way over 500 students came after the antelopes in a big rush. At last we caught four antelopes life.
Our Intro-Tech teacher forcefully collected the animals from us and locked them up inside the school lab. That was the last we heard of them. Some teachers are not better than highway robbers.
Sports / Re: Recent Photos Of Tanya Okpala By Governor Soludo by ibinaboonline: 10:10am On Mar 01
She probably just has to stop using. Good luck with that, though.

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