₦airaland Forum

Omaresh:
that's soooooooooooooo cool... I'm May 24th too... can we be friends?

woow! Of course we can! *smiles*

As for me, I so much love the book of Psalms and Proverbs.
'Proverbs will teach you wisdom & self-control & help you understand sayings with deep meaning'. -Proverbs 1:2
'For by me your days shall be multiplied, & the years of your life shall be increased'. -Proverbs 9:11 Share your best part in the scriptures, let's learn something new and beautiful.
'Where no counsel is, the people(nation) fall: but in the multitude of counsellors there is safety'. -Proverb 11:14
'Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish'. -Proverb 12:1
Blessed Sunday 2 u all!

Who Is Your Birthday Mate ?
Let's see if your birthday mate is on NL. Post your date. I rep May 24.

Let's see if your birthday mate is on Nairaland. Who is your Birthday mate? Post your date, I rep May 24.

donlyone:
God's not dead. Thats a movie to see

pls,where can i download?

chrisviral:
Nothing personal, I just hate sighting any gbagaun on NL.

really? Then u will correct it 2 show u are better. Anyway, no offence either. Jah bless!

ayobase:
spartacus.....that film plays a lot with emotion.

yeah.....another touching movie(blood and Sand) but did not cry anyway

dzing:
@op...i've been searching for the movie(unforgivable) for aeons...can u kindly share the download link plz

i did not download, i bought it. i will let u know if there is any but none for now

chrisviral:
"What Movie have you watched that made you cried"

Gbagaun!!!!!!

mr dictionary, i op ur fever is now gone? am sure it is now

Have u ever watched a movie nd cried while watching it?
Mine is Osunwon years back and the recent 1 is Ainidariji(Unforgivable)
If yes watz d name of d movie

carefreewannabe: You guys are kindly invited to stay at home, take care of the kids, do the cooking, laundry and other house chores. I will be glad to make the money.

God bless u ma 6ta. Who says men do the work in this 50-50 generation. We ar in bread n butter/bama/waterwinner generation so tel me who can eat bread without takin butter or water 2 support it.

I and friends argued about this on FB, so i decided 2 bring it on 2 ma favorite site. Yes, i just wrote that! The arguement goes thus 'if prayer does not work, try praise' some1 said "HEAVEN IS NOT SHOPRITE and dt is d dumbest statement 2 say. Some says how won't prayer work? The bible says ask and it shall be given, not ask if u did nt get an answer, try praise while other said 'paul and silas prayed n sang , it was during deir praises the door opened. Now , my question, is it the right thing to say or do....but as for me i strongly believe in that statement cos i luv praises. Your opinion?

On points!... cococandy

#head swell# either good or bad , i wil continue 2 luv ma state.
Nice 1 op
proudly EKITIAN

zube01: is naevia the dogs name?

yh

zube01: ..welcome woman!! Been a while I saw naija gal that likes dogs!

who wil c Naevia n won't luv her

zube01: Grow up my sisters...nice dp..I like the pose with the dog!

thanks man

GROW UP MY SISTERS...
He won’t use condoms,U use pills… why?
Because he wants it natural? (think of ovarian
cancer and infertility)
He gets u pregnant, U have aborted like 5 times….why? Because he is not ready!.GROW UP
He is tired of natural place for copulation He moves to ur ass saying its tighter then u begin
to lick n smell ….why? Because u want to please and not loose him...GROW UP
You have been wearing his engagement ring for close to 4yrs,He is not wearing any...why?
Because he has promised u marriage. GROW UP
MY SISTER.
He wants a Mouth Action Yet he won’t give u
head…..why?..Cos he feels u are not so clean
“there”..GROW UP MY SISTER.
You dress half naked thinking u look sexy n
Hot, He isn’t complaining But he has more clothes on.. Don’t be surprised when he takes a
more decent girl home...GROW UP LADY..
A guy dumps u, u wana pay him back and all u could do is to sleep with his friend? and u think this is
pay back? like seriously? ?? MY SISTER GROW UP..
U think getting pregnant for him will make him marry u?...GROW UP GIRL..
U become a single mama with No Job, No means for feeding for your Baby and yourself so U leave junior with Grandma n U go back to the Hustling
field" Then u begin to say...........MEN Are Wicked!!! Whose fault?
Please ladies,be wise!
U know u deserve better than this... Don't always be at the loosing end!!!

Leaving your spouse at home and going outside of marriage for sex is the most despicable, dehumanizing, and self-disrespecting thing that can happen to you, your spouse and your marriage. Just the thought of undressing, unzipping and unashamedly pulling down your pants and exposing yourself to someone else other than your spouse and coming home to do the same with your spouse is disgusting enough to stop any decent person from committing adultery. The Bible commands, "Drink water from your own cistern, running water from your own well. Should your springs overflow in the streets, your streams of water in the public squares? Let them be yours alone, never to be shared with strangers. May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth. A loving doe, a graceful deer— may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love. Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife? Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman? For your ways are in full view of the Lord, and he examines all your paths." Proverbs 5:15-21
... l heard in one seminar that 62% of married women are faithful to their marriaqes whereas men have dropped to 38.
l want to ask,'when men unfaithfulness is so alarming,62%,are they held up in the act by uranus voyagers, UFOs,robots or sagitarius holocusts?'.lf they aren't held up by non of these for the aforesaid non-conformed act,then who are their falling partners in the act? ARE THEY WOMEN?.So shouldn't the penalty for the heinous sin be equal?
ceteris paribus
feel free to advice people indulging in such act...God bless our homes

Covenant University : School Fees N432,000, Ranked 6th....... Unilorin : School Fees 25,000 Ranked 1st. How wise is Ur Dad ?

Hmmmm, getting interesting. Kip it coming and as for the FTC , this is just for us to learn new words and if learning is a game to you, move it to game section yourself.
Featherbrained

Who was your best lecturer back then in school with reasons.....mine was Dr Adeoti,business administration in Unilorin. You will always understand his course and always want 2 be in his class cos he is very funny...he is also a pastor though he taught me twice

Drop one English word which will
make people check their Dictionary. Mine is Utes.

paix: That's a plus.

don't get u?

tmx21: still cant stop wondering why threads like this don't make front page. Nice one @OP

same here....d Nairaland i knew is gone!

Zedric: Good to know. But, u've got to admit its not that important to know

really? I don't agree with u...some can be asked in an interview, even in some tv prog. E.g who want to be a millionaire, so u don't need call a friend on this

Marvyx: Asaba is d worst of all. I don't really get. Nigeria has all the resources at her disposal to achieve power stability but what is stopping?

worst is an understatement....i have never seen such in my life..Asaba(city of darkness!!!)

* VIRUS - Vital Information Resource
UnderSeized.
* 3G -3rd Generation.
* GSM - Global System for Mobile
Communication.
* CDMA - Code Divison Multiple Access.
* UMTS - Universal MobileTelecommunication
System.
* SIM - Subscriber Identity Module
* AVI = Audio Video Interleave
* RTS = Real Time Streaming
* SIS = Symbian OS Installer File
* AMR = Adaptive Multi-Rate Codec
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* JAR = Java Archive
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* 3GPP = 3rd Generation Partnership Project
* 3GP = 3rd Generation Project
* MP3 = MPEG player lll
* MP4 = MPEG-4 video file
* AAC = Advanced Audio Coding
* GIF= Graphic InterchangeableFormat
* JPEG = Joint Photographic Expert Group
* BMP = Bitmap
* SWF = Shock Wave Flash
* WMV = Windows Media Video
* WMA = Windows Media Audio
* WAV = Waveform Audio
* PNG = Portable Network Graphics
* DOC = Document (MicrosoftCorporation)
* PDF = Portable Document Format
* M3G = Mobile 3D Graphics
* M4A = MPEG-4 Audio File
* NTH = Nokia Theme (series 40)
* THM = Themes (Sony Ericsson)
* MMF = Synthetic Music Mobile Application File
* NRT = Nokia Ringtone
* XMF = Extensible Music File
* WBMP = Wireless Bitmap Image
* DVX = DivX Video
* HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language
* WML = Wireless Markup Language
* CD -Compact Disk.
* DVD - Digital Versatile Disk.
* CRT - Cathode Ray Tube.
* DAT - Digital Audio Tape.
* DOS - Disk Operating System.
* GUI -Graphical User Interface.
* HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.
* IP - Internet Protocol.
* ISP - Internet Service Provider.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol.
* UPS - UninterruptiblePower Supply.
* HSDPA - High Speed Downlink PacketAccess.
* EDGE - Enhanced Data Rate for GSM
[GlobalSystem for Mobile Communication]
Evolution.
* VHF - Very High Frequency.
* UHF - Ultra High Frequency.
* GPRS - General PacketRadio Service.
* WAP - Wireless ApplicationProtocol.
* TCP - Transmission ControlProtocol.
* ARPANET - Advanced Research Project
Agency Network.
* IBM - International Business Machines.
* HP - Hewlett Packard.
* AM/FM - Amplitude/ Frequency Modulation.
* WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network..like if u have learnt something new.

* VIRUS - Vital Information Resource
UnderSeized.
* 3G -3rd Generation.
* GSM - Global System for Mobile
Communication.
* CDMA - Code Divison Multiple Access.
* UMTS - Universal MobileTelecommunication
System.
* SIM - Subscriber Identity Module .
* AVI = Audio Video Interleave
* RTS = Real Time Streaming
* SIS = Symbian OS Installer File
* AMR = Adaptive Multi-Rate Codec
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* JAR = Java Archive
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* 3GPP = 3rd Generation Partnership Project
* 3GP = 3rd Generation Project
* MP3 = MPEG player lll
* MP4 = MPEG-4 video file
* AAC = Advanced Audio Coding
* GIF= Graphic InterchangeableFormat
* JPEG = Joint Photographic Expert Group
* BMP = Bitmap
* SWF = Shock Wave Flash
* WMV = Windows Media Video
* WMA = Windows Media Audio
* WAV = Waveform Audio
* PNG = Portable Network Graphics
* DOC = Document (MicrosoftCorporation)
* PDF = Portable Document Format
* M3G = Mobile 3D Graphics
* M4A = MPEG-4 Audio File
* NTH = Nokia Theme (series 40)
* THM = Themes (Sony Ericsson)
* MMF = Synthetic Music Mobile Application File
* NRT = Nokia Ringtone
* XMF = Extensible Music File
* WBMP = Wireless Bitmap Image
* DVX = DivX Video
* HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language
* WML = Wireless Markup Language
* CD -Compact Disk.
* DVD - Digital Versatile Disk.
* CRT - Cathode Ray Tube.
* DAT - Digital Audio Tape.
* DOS - Disk Operating System.
* GUI -Graphical User Interface.
* HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.
* IP - Internet Protocol.
* ISP - Internet Service Provider.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol.
* UPS - UninterruptiblePower Supply.
* HSDPA - High Speed Downlink PacketAccess.
* EDGE - Enhanced Data Rate for GSM
[GlobalSystem for Mobile Communication]
Evolution.
* VHF - Very High Frequency.
* UHF - Ultra High Frequency.
* GPRS - General PacketRadio Service.
* WAP - Wireless ApplicationProtocol.
* TCP - Transmission ControlProtocol.
* ARPANET - Advanced Research Project
Agency Network.
* IBM - International Business Machines.
* HP - Hewlett Packard.
* AM/FM - Amplitude/ Frequency Modulation.
* WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network..like if u have learnt something new.