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I love Frodd lmao

Lmaoooooo

Prefer the previous Tizeti advert. Last year’s was the best

Using my toothbrush? Grounds for divorce

Getting my ASMR fix watching Elo and Diane’s spa session

fitzmayowa:
Local man is shocked...

What is shocking about it

BluntBoy:
Yes, some British accents can be hilarious, though. For me, Cockney English takes the cake.

But the Received Pronunciation stands out among all the accents of Standard English. I have heard that you need a mastery of RP to be admitted to BBC newscasting crew.

At one point yeah, they embrace a bit more of a variety now though

BluntBoy:
No, it is actually an accent of Standard English.

The funny ones you might have heard are not Standard British pronunciation. They might, however, be accents of Standard English.

Lol technicalities aside, the way some things are pronounced in certain British accents can be funny to me

BluntBoy:
But Standard British pronunciation is delicious.

When I listen to Wole Soyinka, I just want him to continue talking.

One of my hobbies is listening to Soyinka talk.

The standard British accent is just one of many different accents though, there are some funny sounding ones that even I struggle to understand lol

makydebbie:
Don't do this to me.

ACupOfKhaffi:
Hahahahahahaha


Mama, tell her.


I just remembered how Debbie's "ya" sounds?

LOL! I was CRACKING UP when I read 'ya mather'

Let me just add this disclaimer though before she drags me: 'H' factor and/or British accents can sound hilarious too

makydebbie:
Naija accent is funny no jokes. I keep laughing watching bbnaija every time lol.


Aderola shut up. Are you hearing me? I said shut up.

We don't say your-ya.
We don't say siateh.

Idiot.

Hmmm.

pocohantas:
I prefer it too , done it a few times- it is however not ethical here. I was wondering if some peeps have it different. Wouldn't mind bringing my afang and semo to my desk

Lool I may not use my hands to eat it on my desk, but I wouldn't have a problem just eating it there

Munzy14:
U will ooo...

Don't allow daft minded persons discourage u na..

We will prepare a strawberry milk shake for u afte the show...

Lol I hate strawberry milk shake please

Beorn1:
That guy's post pissed me off, I just had to restrict myself from insulting him. Ibkayee took her time to update what happened and the irritant insulted her on top. Yet, he's amongst those that do clamour for updates here but WILL NEVER update at any point in time. Someone out of selflessness helped with an update that NO-ONE gave detailed representation of, and yet she still got bashed for it. Her crime was helping those not watching.


Ibkayee, please don't be discouraged by his stupidity. You did well. We appreciate the updates. God bless you for it. Don't let his words get to you, I know it can be annoying, but ignore and keep updating when you can.

Lool, how will I go on?

oshe11:
You should do this more ma'am


PS: Tacha also said it they were outside She'd have broken Diane(probably like a Biscuit) for hitting her

Lool I must've missed that part, wasn't able to grab every single thing each person said. Thanks

NativeDoctor1:
Na only Tacha you see shout... rubbish

It was Elo and Tacha that started going back and forth before Mercy joined, not the other way round.

Tacha wasn't the only person shouting. Mercy was also shouting..

Even with the shout Tacha and Mercy are 100% right on this one.

I know you made an effort for giving a breakdown of what went down last night, but don't be partial with your choice of words.

Good morning all!

Lol but I included the parts where Elo and Mercy were also shouting, their own shouting occurred sort of more in intervals and I specifically also mentioned these parts. Tacha's screeching was a consistent thing

Actually, it was Mercy and Elo that started going back and forth first, I followed a video

Coolbeans dude, like I said, if you viewed things differently, fair enough lol

pocohantas:
Who are these people that eat on their desk at work? Is it a private office or what?

I always thought eating FOOD (not snacks or water) on one's desk is unacceptable. At least in mine.

I don't know if I should say you guys are lucky. Yea, I think you are

Prefer eating at my desk tbh

For anyone who didn't get to watch it, this is a 'summary' of what I saw

(Apologies for typos and please correct any mistakes I've made. If you viewed anything differently, fair enough )

Straight after the advert, we’re shown Omashola, Cindy, Frodd, Seyi, Ike, Elo, Mercy and Tacha congregated in the kitchen.

An agitated Elozonam and Mercy are stood face to face, going back and forth over the forgotten box and a visibly irate Tacha is walking away from them and shouting, “how do you take the box there and forget it!?”.

Mercy is stressing the consequences of forgetting the box to Elo and the impact it will have on everyone. Elo is attempting to calm a visibly frustrated Mercy down and tries to get her to understand that rash decisions and hot tempers at this point will not solve the current situation. He tells her that he knows ‘we’ (he and whomever else had custody of it) bleeped up, but she should not add to the Bleep up.”

I’m assuming she suggested he somehow get through the currently locked arena doors via some sort of unrealistic means because he is asking her if she wants him to break down the door and by his tone, he obviously finds her suggestion rash and impractical.

Tacha is walking up and down close by, repeatedly shouting and asking

“How can you go out with the box and fucking leave it there!?”

“How can you fucking leave it there, it was in your custody!?”

At this point Elo is still addressing Mercy whilst Tacha is shouting in the background nearby.

Not long after, Mercy and Elo have moved from their previous face to face positions, both still in the kitchen but kind of exchanging words.

Elo paces back and forth for a moment, talking aloud, trying to get his thoughts together amidst the tension, with Mercy still in the background, Tacha shouting close by and everyone else watching and calmly chatting amongst themselves.

Elo turns his attention to Tacha and her screaming, he walks towards her and tries to calm her down. A frustrated Tacha continues to screech about how the box could be left when it was left in his custody, she repeats this over and over again. Elo repeatedly tells her to calm down and chill.

Elo is trying to calm the situation down and asks her what shouting is going to do. Tacha continues shouting, repeating the same thing. A fed up Elo further raises his voice to match hers at this point and asks her why she keeps shouting, in response she shouts “Why won’t I friggin shout!? Because you left it…etc”.

Elo is asking if her shouting will make the box come out (is it fixing the situation, essentially).

At this point it’s a repetitive back and forth of the same lines thrown between the both of them, tempers flared and angry hand gesturing, both screeching at each other.

Elo stomps off, walking past Tacha to the bedroom, they are still shouting back and forth at each other as he walks off.

Elo has gone into the room, Tacha remains in the hallway shouting for a brief moment and then walks in the direction of wherever he’s gone to but I don’t think she enters the room.

Can’t really hear Elo at this point, but it’s highly likely that he’s still shouting back at her however because she says “Bleep you too” amidst her ranting .

Camera goes back to a theatrical Mercy in the kitchen facing Frodd, Mike and Seyi.

She is still on the topic of the forgotten box and breaking down the door. I don’t know if she’s drunk but she’s half talking, half shouting about Elo breaking down the door to get the box, says she will break down/open the door if he can’t and is demonstrating to the people she’s talking to to.

Mercy: “And then he talk talk talk, man, stop talking! If you gat no action, if you can’t break that door open, I will open that door”

“I will open this dooooooor”

Frodd asks Mercy amusingly: “Opening the door or the punishment you wan collect, which one worse?”

“Why will you open the door? That’s an electronic door”

Mercy: Frodd, Frodd, if na me hold this door and I don’t know what the punishment is…but you know I go don open this door, what are you telling me!?”

“You don’t wanna go home? You wanna be in this house? And play safe?”

“I will open. This. Fucking. Door”

Elo appears in the hallway, from the bedroom, irritable and tells Mercy to keep it down and settle down, that the box is already out there (as per what’s done is done and shouting about it won’t fix things). He’s trying to make her see reason again.

Elo: “I’m trying to talk some sense, the Bleep up has already happened, do you want to add to the Bleep up”?

Dramatic Mercy to Elo: I’d rather be a hero…than to go home a chicken

Irritated/fed up Elo to Mercy: Be my guest, kick the door down

Mercy to Elo: Why? It’s not my box

They’re both rambling something about punishment (didn’t catch)

Elo: Think, just think

Mercy: *Something about punishment*, “the punishment might be sending you home”

Elo: “If they send me home, that’s fine!”

Elo: “Think, think think”

A likely inebriated Mercy still trying to goad Elo to ‘open’ the door somehow.

Mercy: “Elo, open the fucking door”

Elo is pacing back and forth, trying to reason with her

Elo: “How will I open the fucking door mercy?”

Mercy demonstrates kicking a door down with her foot, saying “POW”

Mercy: “I’ll open this door, who’s gonna open this door for you?”

Tacha returns from wherever she was, the shouting resumes “if your head no go fee sabi drink, no drink. no dey follow professional drinkers go drink, you go drink and lose guard!.”

“If the punishment was not going to be on every friggin person, I would not be talking, the punishment is also going to be on me. Biggie said every friggin person, every person!”

Tacha pacing back and forth, yelling

Tacha: “You had the friggin box…something…you’re hustling for chicken, don’t tell me nonsense, what nonsense is that? E day go drink, e dey follow people drink!”

“If you know you no sbi drink!”

Camera back on Mercy

Mercy: “Me! Will open this door”, *hitting her chest* “Something tonight, and I will leave tonight”

Diana who has one ‘over it’ look on her face, is stood beside Mercy and asks everyone if they can calm down.

She assures them that it is whoever left the box that will face the punishment, so they should “Shut the Bleep up”, initial seemingly calm deameanor changes as she says this and turns to face the diary room door, ringing the bell.

Mercy is sort of ’confronting’ her by inching closer as she asks “so who lost the box? So who lost the box?

“So you lost the box? Are you the one that lost it?”

Diane to Mercy: It was me and him, d’youndertsand?

Mercy: Who was the last person?

Diane: I gave it to *didn’t hear what she said*, but Cindy was sitting down there..”

Mercy: Who did you give it to?

Mercy continues ‘interrogating’ Diane, Diane is explaining herself, keeps telling Mercy not to worry and waved her off

Camera goes back to the kitchen where Elo and Tacha have resumed their screeching match. Can’t really hear what they’re saying well, Frodd is also there seemingly attempting to pacify the both of them.

Frodd to Tacha: Tacha, it’s ok don’t worry

Tacha still shouting about the punishment affecting every person etc etc.

People rambling bla bla.

Heard Seyi chiming in to someone in the background, saying something along the lines of “can nobody please act like they’re perfect”.

Diane Vs Tacha

*Shouting continues in the background*

All of a sudden, Diane heard shouting “Tacha, please shut the Bleep up”. Camera is not currently showing any of the housemates at this point.

I don’t know who physically approached who, didn’t see.

Inaudible rambling between Diana and Tacha, trying to outshout each other, Diane is screaming at Tacha to keep quiet, tells her ‘Bleep you’, calls her an idiot and stupid girl. Camera finally showing housemates, Elo has carried Diane and is scuttling away from the altercation, back to the bedroom.

There’s been some sort of physical contact between the two girls before or whilst Diane was being scooped away by Elo.

Tacha shouting from outside: “You hit me?”

Diane shouting from the bedroom: “Something bitch, with stupid bloody character. Your character’s as black as your soul”.

Tacha: “Something something…but Big Brother should know that you just hit my eye”

Someone (Frodd I believe) asks Tacha: Did she do that?

Tacha shouts: Yes she did

Frodd asks to see and camera shows Frodd approaching Tacha to check her eye out

Tacha: How would you even see? She did hit my eye….see, its starting to tear up just a little bit

Tacha to Diane: Perfect, you successfully have gotten a strike. That is so fine, you will know what a strike feels like. You don drink, you don’t have to drink you’re drinking…small pikin, you don’t have to drink you’re drinking…*rambling about punishment*. I’m not sharing any punishment with you, I’m not sharing, you should be happy that we’re in this house, we’re even having celebration, outside this house you cannot even ask me what the time is, you cannot, you know you cannot. You hit my eye right? Thank God, Biggie did see it o, cameras are even friggin where, biggie sees and hears everything so your strike awaits you, be happy. You go dey drink, small pikin, even my younger sister will not be as foolish as you are. Enjoy”

Tacha gone to sit by Cindy now.

Tach: “Other people are drinking, you too are drinking, toddler.”

NativeDoctor1:
Whatever you call it. It served it's purpose..

When I say pepper you say Tacha!
Pepper .... Tacha!

Lol

NativeDoctor1:
if at that Tacha was still gallant. destroyed Diane with her mouth.

Please you guys should vote for Diane and Ike for the final. They deserve it


As Tacha army we are waiting for them

Lol I don't think Diane was necessarily crying because of Tacha's 'insults' though, some people cry when they're overwhelmed. The insults weren't that 'savage' on their own to be having a breakdown over. Maybe you mean the screeching

Wayne4uall:
People are fighting and shouting but Cindy was saying she wished she took more malt �

safarigirl:
Both of them are just screaming like mad people, look at how all the guys are chill. They now have Else also screaming.

Tacha and Mercy dey drag who go fit wake the whole Ilupeju this night. Their behavior has been over the top tonight, surely, this can't be how they act in reality

Lmao @ Ilupeju

It's coming across as highlight chasing

Omalichabby:
I don't get why shouting is a MUST in that house! It's crazy

I'm not even saying don't be angry, or don't shout at all, but when it's dragged out, at a point it starts becoming counterproductive and looks like you're looking for a moment

Omalichabby:
But shouting won't bring the box back

Lol like

I get their frustration but Tacha and Mercy are overdoing it with the shouting

Eeghe:
I feel so
Sounds like Burna’s voice
Thank you

(After doing the dance they kick one leg out)

Lool yeah I think it's Killin Dem then

No problem

Eeghe:
The one I mean goes like,
“Shanta killing this killing this”
Kprrrrrr kpese kpese
?
(I am horrible with lyrics...and tone )

Killin dem by Burna Boy perhaps?

Vyolet:
Tubaba asking if his true love is out there or in here, what sort of question is that?

Lmao it also occurred to me when he said it, the way he said it lol jk

Ewoma45:
What exactly does Larry Gaga do abeg?



Tuface just dey chow dey go.

I know him as a producer, I think he also does other things though

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