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Teddy isn't boy next door cute like Tobi and Miracle but he's hot sha

MizzD:
This is me rolling my eyes at bambam trying to act cute with teddy.. Urgh

Lol that baby voice grates on my nerves sometimes

MizzD:
I think she's over doing it sha

She pronounces some words almost correctly this minute, and the next minute she's acting like egun

Lol!

KushyKush:
ibkayee can you borrow me that your bìtch spray please?

Lool oya gba

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Haha Bam can't speak Yoruba?

Threebear01:



That was a cruel thing to do

But it has already been established I'm cruel and vile

I know the struggle ,tussling through your wardrobe, never ever finding the right dress to wear.

Being the friend who never gets the guy

The one that provides the shoulder to lean on.

The one who the pretty vain one wants to tag along with to feel better about themselves.

The flab ,the jiggles and oh those piercing girdles that compresses you so much, you can't breathe.

Here is called curves
There it is called fat

Lol eh 3/10, you can do better

Threebear01:
It's not a clapback but an advice given out of my love for you, I'm sure your mirror and weight scale must have told you same

Lol oh ok fair enough, thanks dear

Threebear01:

[s]I really hope you really spray that, it's not much work but it can burn some calories .[/s]

Lmao what is this? Clapback is not by force

Threebear01:
[s]Forgive me my dear

It's just the Scorpio in me talking.

We Scorpios are hard workers ,we always love to be actively involved in anything that piques our interest. I understand that hard work is not the most common sentiment.
A lot of people would rather sit at home, get chubby and do nothing.

But then you have your use, at least from your updates they'll get a wiff of what Tobi might be up to, even if it is just a line in your updates[/s]

Lool what is this girl talking about?

Lol never mind I don't care

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Threebear01:
[s]Of what use are you to team Tobi though?
You don't campaign?
You clearly cannot vote given your location...

You do know people abroad can still send across money so that people at home can vote?

You can find a group admin of team Tobi and send something across, how do you feel being so useless to a team you claim to support.

It would have made sense if you were a casual viewer but you are clearly an active viewer [/s]

Womp womp woooomp.

KushyKush:
They are mad

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Yeah, I can see the understanding from him deleting her pictures on IG.

They have stolen Ceece's flex condom and Alex is shouting Nina. Well, if you know.... You know

Lol oh ok he actually deleted them? Fair enough

KushyKush:
Of course, no problem...You'll be forgiven.

He will welcome you back from having sex in front of the whole world. Get married and have beautiful kids. You can even name one of your kids Miracle and live happily ever after.

Lol I hear a stampede coming

But she said they have an understanding to be fair, so their prerogative I guess

toask111:
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That's all

Lol pele Tobi

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Lmao Tobi is a goat

Anto says she feels fine, says nothing much has happened, they were able to be silly earlier with the challenge so that was fun, now she’s going to work on the nokia challenge with Teddy so she’s excited

BB: Worst cook?

Says Teddy, says he made noodles on Sunday and they weren’t great, thinks he made Yam which wasn’t great (she mentions something about it I didn’t catch) says the doesn’t enjoy food he makes that he’s requires to spice/season

BB: Best?

Rico, cooks all the time and she has no complaints

BB: Get bored?

Says sometimes, when she’s sleeping she feels bad but she feels like it’s the only thing she can do, she thinks she should be more active. Says it’s they know each other enough now so most stories are repeated stories which can annoying and that’s why she looks forward to tasks

BB: Reward?

Says probably a manicurist

BB: Why?

She’s not a person who usually gets it done but she hasn’t done it in 2 months so its looking like she needs to get her sexy on and she’d appreciate it

BB: Anything else?

Today’s been a good day, it’s helped her with the fact that she’s up, says today’s been cool, hopefully she’s in the house next week

Miracle says he feels great today

BB: Why is that?

Says because of the silly task, says it was a funny one especially when Alex and Nina got scared by Tobi’s King Kong outfit, says it reminded of him when he ran from masquerades back in the village

BB: Do you get bored?

Says ‘at all’, says they improvise

BB: Miracle

Miracle: Sir

BB: The house has lost it’s wager, what are the plans for managing resources?

Says ‘last week due to the lack of water’, they managed to cook one general meal everyday so they used the same tactic this week. So in the morning they have coco pops and corn flakes, and when they eat a ‘strong meal’ that will hold them. In the evening they do ‘freestyle’, says for example they prepared beans today (think he said today) and tonight they’ll make ‘swallow’ so with the way they’re going they’ll survive

BB: Who’s the best cook?

Says best cook is Rico

BB: Worst?

Says Bitto but he has gone, so right now it’s Tobi since he hasn’t cooked, says he only knows how to cut pepper

BB: If BB rewarded you with anything you wanted, but you could only ask for one material thing in your time within the house

Says he’d ask for cards (correct me if I’m wrong)

BB: Is there anything else?

Nothing else, end of diary session

Missed first part but I think BB was just asking how they feel, it wasn't long

BB asks Rico who the worst cook is?

Says there haven’t been too many people other than himself in the kitchen, mentions Cee C and Bam Bam. Says teddy A cooked one time, mentions Ifu ennada, says amongst themselves Teddy A did well delivering noodles on a friday night one time and it was alright, but the next day when he tried to make it in larger portions it didn’t turn out too good, says that’s the only person he can think of, says it was stale, hard. Says when you’re cooking in large portions you have to be peculiar with spices, but with smaller portions, once you taste the food before it’s done you can determine easier, even from the aroma. He suddenly rethinks and mentions Bitto, takes Teddy A back and mentions Bitto, says he made soggy soupy noodles without any taste

BB: If BB were to give you a maetrial reward in the house and if you could ask for anything, what would you ask for?

He ponders, says he never really thought about it, he’s been so focused on what is in the house and what is out of it. Says he likes playing soccer a lot so sometimes he wished he had a football around him to juggle to take away stress because sometimes there are negative vibes so he can focus on positivity. He would’ve asked for a phone but he doesnt think he needs to communicate with anyone now, alhough it wouldnt be bad

BB: Anything else?

I think he says he’s very concerned about his cousin (I may be wrong). Says it was hard for him to nominate Cee c and Miracle, infact it’s hard for him to nominate anyone but he knows it’s just a game so whatever the case may be, it’s nothing personal, says he has everyone at heart first regardless of their demons and angels, says they’re just ordinary people and just trying to make the best of what they can whilst on earth. Says it was a hard point for him and he expects even harder points to come, but in the end he’s still Rico Suavey and he will continue to make his loved ones and fans proud as long as he’s in the house

Nina, sorry I missed first part of her diary session

BB asks her who she thinks is the worst cook, not sure who she said

Says he put beer and too much pepper, says the noodles were too done and very soft. Says they didn’t notice initially because they were very hungry but the realised later *giggles*

BB: Now that there’s no shopping, whats the plan for managing resources?

Says they made a big put of stew on monday and it’s still remaining so they’ve been using it to manage. Says they made food today, laughs and says eventually they’ll have to resort to chin chin, coke and pepsi

BB: Well, let’s both hope things don’t get that bad

BB: Nina, if you could ask BB for any reward at all, any material thing as a reward for impressing BB what would you request for?

She says a phone

BB: And who would you like to call?

She says she’d like to call her family and boyfriend

BB: What would you say?

Says she’d tell them how much she’s missed them, ask them to pray for her and forgive her if she’s done anything. Says she doesn’t know if she’s done anything wrong in the house but she’d ask for forgiveness

BB: BB thinks people who love you would already have forgiven you, anything else?

No BB Im just happy being HOH, says she’s enjoying it

BB: What do you like the best about it?

Says the fact that she’s able to lead people who are older and they’re doing whatever she says and not looking down on her, she feels honoured

BB: Nina, well done and now your diary session has come to an end

Zozo06:
Abeg lemme leave this diary session for ibkayee... My post be learner for her side..

Lolu just said nina or miracle is the worst cook ..
Bye bye...

It was nice keeping the house updated...

No ooo please you can continue o

Lolu says he feels good, says he’s happy today, today was an interesting day, he’s in a good place so he’s happy

BB: BB is curious, do you ever get bored?

Says not at all, theres always a convo to have for those who want to talk, sometimes you also need alone time to think and get your head in the right place, sometimes when there’s a task or he isn’t feeling up to par he sleeps but generally he doesn’t get bored

BB: Lets talk about food, with the house having lost his wager, how are you hanging?

Says it’s been pretty difficult, says his body isn’t accepting of beans but he has had to, and last night they had noodles but it was in small portions so he woke up hungry. Not long ago he had dinner which was quite good. Says it’s diifuclt to think today is just tuesday, says it will bite harder during the coming days but generally speaking he’s positive the house is trying to get by with the resources. He’s not one to dwell so he’s positive that the house all get by

BB: Who made dinner?

Lolu: Bam and Cee C

BB: Are they the best?

Says he would;t say they’re the best because everyone knows rico kills it everytime but today’s dish was nice, soup was nice and meat well cooked, They’re out of supplies in terms of salt and seasonings but they managed to conjure something that came out well

BB: Who’s the worst cook?

He laughs and says currently, Nina, though he’s not sure. He’s had Teddy’s noodles, it didn’t turn out that bad, says can’t choose himself, Cee C wasn’t bad, Bam was good, maybe Nina because a dish she made wasn’t particularly palatable. Says either she or Miracle

BB: Which reward would you request?

Says now he knows why peoples’ body language was interesting when they got back into the house. He says he’d ask to win, of course it’s a game but he knows its almost impossible. He says he’d ask to be immune during the last week

BB: And you don’t think that’s asking to win?

Says ‘thats the thing,’ the chance cards don’t necessarily guarantee anything, power essentially lies with the voting public.

Material thing? Weekend of console, FIFA maybe

BB: Interesting choices. Anything else?

He says the silliness challenged was good, it was nice to see people let their guards down. Says he got round to speaking to Tobi, there’d been a weird vibe but now they’ve buried it, they’re now brother. Says outside of the house it’s definite he and Tobi would be best of friends, generally he’s excited about the prospects of what could happen. Says he’s paired with Alex for the nokia challenge so hoping she can channel her emotions into something positive regarding the challenge. Says generally he’s just going with the flow as usual. Asks if he could send a message to someone

BB: Please proceed?

Lolu: You asked me about this person, to the person who gave me the red bracelets I’m wearing, I miss you and love you and irrespective of what happens in the house, I love you

BB: Smartly done

He laughs

Teddy A's session, apologies for mistakes and/or typos

Teddy feels good, vibe in house is positive, says they have a task ahead, mentions the nokia challenge and says they stand to win great prizes so he’s looking forward to it, says so far so good

BB: Do you ever get bored in the house?

Teddy says sometimes, says he misses being in the studio, if only he can get some studio time in there or some sort of instrument, it also aids his writiing, but not bored as per nothing to do but sometimes he misses being able to create music that he can listen to but he knows he cant get it in the house, so he’s good

BB: Have you been inspire to create music in the house?

Says lately he has, because there a lot of people in house so less distraction, says having an instrument aids his writing, not that he cant do without it but having it helps, but all in all he does get to in the house because there’s less noise and not as much distractions

BB: Lets talk about food, who’s the best cook?

Teddy: Presently or overall?

BB: Presently

He’s hesitant and answer and laughs

He says a couple of people haven’t really cooked so he cant really say or judge overall, but for now it’s Rico because he takes it upon himself to cook a lot, says others also can like Cee C and Bam but Rico puts himself out that as far as the kitchen is concerned

BB: And who’s the worst

He laughs and is hesitant

Says he has no idea

BB: Come now, theres no need for diplomacy

Says he wouldn’t say worst, but one of the people who haven’t shown their skills is Nina who has only made noodles twice, and Anto has never cooked, he doesn’t know if its’ a strategy (regarding Anto), says all she does is share food. Says Alex has cooked twice and it was ok, but he won’t say Anto because he doesn’t actually know since she's yet to cook, so he’ll have to say Nina, says she shies away from cooking real food, says he can’t say

BB: Have you cooked?

Says laughs and says he has, says he boiled yam and egg, he’s made noodles countless times (both under the influence and sober), BB you didn’t notice?

BB: BB noticed you culinary masterpieces

He laughs

BB: Lets move a long. If BB were to give you opportunity to ask for any reward what would it be?

He says other than winning the money?

BB is silent at first and then says
“was the silence a good enough answer?”

He laughs

Says BB this one tough o and *ponders*. Says he wants enough funds to have a Studio of his own where he can work and not have to find people or pursue people to work, so however much that may cost, that’s what he wants. He wants his own space instead of the art studio he works currently, so producers can come and be comfortable, in a relaxed environment. Says he’s all about his music so it’s he greatest reward, says his hard work will get him monetary rewards eventually. Also, if he can get the help to produce and put out better quality music. Says whatever project he puts out next, he wants the fund to promote it well, because the industry requires a lot of money for promo

Anything else you’d like to tell BB?

Says once again, thanks for the opportunity, shouts out the fans, doesnt know if he has fans but if he does, please vote, the time is now, says he’s been here for 7 weeks and he wants to stay till the end. Thanks them again

Nina reads brief

"Enough of the silliness, you must return costumes to the storage, it is time for you to focus on nokia task"

Work in pairs for short film
Housemates can decide whoever they want to pair with
Pairing doesn’t have to be across gender lines, they can work with anyone
Each pair must present only one film
Film must contain scenes including both hosuemeates

E.g if housemate A, chooses strength, and housemate B, endurance, Big Brother will expect both themes to be shown

Tomorrow you will be requested to submit the following:

- Your pairing
- Theme
- Title and synopsis
- Synopsis is a brief description of your short film and explains the subject matter, it must be a minimum of half a page and no longer than 2 pages
- Don’t use theme as title of short film
- A list of any props you will need for your short film, as much as possible try to work with what you have in house because there is no guarantee BB will grant prop request

carammel:
Lol, na grandchildren go use the moniker lasslass .

Lol!

AntiBrutus:
Bambam, would find it more difficult to adjust when she is out.
She won't see her own coming, at least Nina would expect hers.

True, I'm feeling bad for her in advance

Blackhawk04:
I don't care about the rate at which you or anyone of us has resorted to insults. Point is, you did insult someone while others cheered you on, making them guilty of the same crime you accused her of. You're guilty, I'm guilty, they're guilty. Heck! We all are! EOD biko. Lol

You don't get the point sha, and it's cool lol. Yeah EOD

MizzD:
They don't oo.. Cos they believe there are no cameras in the bathroom, hence the time and choice of that location

I know the door is glazed but surely they know you can still somewhat see through it, even if it's just their silhouettes and that's all we really needed tbh lol

mediocre:
Free the girl, her head is glued to the bear's @ss

Lol firmly embedded lol ok let me stop

MizzD:
Sorry o.. Pls what is Teddy referring to as the 'iyen' ? I hope it's not sex.

Cos he just said if he and bambam do that in the house , they'll trend for the week and bambam may not get movie roles

Orisirisi.. I just need to confirm it's sex he's talking about

Lol I don't want to think they don't know it got caught on camera

Giel:
It's obvious.

Yes dear, but with time I'll heal

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Giel:
Like I said
I know you're pained, but it was necessary to set you straight, you'll be all right eventually

Lol nawa o, I agreed with you though and yes the pain is intense