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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid: UCL Final (1 - 4) On 3rd June 2017 by IBNgemini: 8:43pm On Jun 03, 2017
I never knew mandzukic can score a goal without his head... Tonight's goal was beautifully done
Education / Re: Where Are The Dullards In Your Class? by IBNgemini: 8:26am On Jun 03, 2017
He's now a successful G-boy..
No one is dull,our brains are just inclined towards different things...

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Celebrities / Re: Fela With His Pet Donkey Named "Yakubu Gowon" (Throwback Photo) by IBNgemini: 4:54pm On May 31, 2017
Na online yeebos and yooluba fit dey fight
When they meet tete-a-tete,na to dey put up feign smile

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Romance / Re: Man Grabs Fiancee's Bum In Pre-Wedding Photo. See Reactions by IBNgemini: 10:32pm On May 30, 2017
IhateAfonjas:



Fat has covered everywhere ?? Just like how mucus has covered your brain ??

Some men can carry what's bigger than them ?? Just like how your tiny shoulders​ carry your 1934 TV head ??

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Celebrities / Re: Bisola And Uriel Meet Mercy Johnson, Juliet Ibrahim for first time. by IBNgemini: 1:49pm On May 30, 2017
OKorowanta:
Four can play.

That makes it a FORE-PLAY... I guess grin
Romance / Re: What Are Chances My Wife Could Double Cross With My Brother.. by IBNgemini: 7:47am On May 30, 2017
The probability of ur wife having sex with ur brother is 1/2...

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Romance / Re: My Ex Begging For My Love After seeing This Photo of me by IBNgemini: 7:27am On May 30, 2017
Nlanders wicked oooo
Even pple wey no fine reach am go follow yab am.

Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Mocked Arsenal FA Cup Win And Got This Reply by IBNgemini: 6:39pm On May 29, 2017
Chaiii...
Savagery at its peak.

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Romance / Re: If You Know English, Answer This. by IBNgemini: 6:20pm On May 29, 2017
lashorrt:


February has reached 30 before. It's not something that happens everyday but it has.

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Romance / Re: Can't Last Long In Bed Anymore, Help!!! by IBNgemini: 3:45pm On May 29, 2017
You Bleep till you carry gonorrhea...
You no still stop,dem use Bleep do you?

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Romance / Re: What Crazy Talent Do You Have? by IBNgemini: 2:22pm On May 29, 2017
I can sleep for 12hours,35 minutes,45 seconds,24 microseconds...
I'm also close to being pitch perfect...
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Girls Hate Condoms by IBNgemini: 9:47am On May 29, 2017
liljboy:
hol'up.... you a fan?.. you've just met his biggest fan.

I use to be a huge fan of Wayne,but after the cater IV I stopped following his career...I still listen to his tunes tho

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Romance / Re: "Secrets Players Use That Most Guys Don't: Exposed" by IBNgemini: 1:30am On May 29, 2017
See how market dey move for this bros. grin
Boys don dey order for book....
Chaiii girls na guys number one nightmare....
Romance / Re: I Dont Get It, How Do You Interact With People? by IBNgemini: 12:46am On May 29, 2017
Day and night
The loner stoner seems to free his mind at night.
He's all alone all thru the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night

Day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone,somethings will never change....
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night.....




Do you,the world will adjust...
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Girls Hate Condoms by IBNgemini: 10:35pm On May 28, 2017
liljboy:
Lil Wayne

Yea...one of my favourite lines from tunechi
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Girls Hate Condoms by IBNgemini: 6:25pm On May 28, 2017
Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cause you don't want that late test,that "I think I'm late "
Text....

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Artist, "Wizkid" Hitting On American Rapper "Nicki Minaj" by IBNgemini: 5:55pm On May 28, 2017
evexx1:
I love her too.
He is not necessarily hitting on her. Probably just appreciates her and her realness like I do. smiley


Sorry oo,but I don't think it's right to use Nicki Minaj and realness in the same sentence...

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Sports / Re: Ramadan: Pogba Spotted In Mecca Check Out His Hairstyle by IBNgemini: 4:49pm On May 28, 2017
africanusvu:
.DOES MUSLIMS NEED UNDSTAND ENGLISH?.SORY I CANT WRITE ARABIC.0D


Do Muslims not does Muslims...
Get a good English tutor ASAP...

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Health / Re: How Many Press Ups Can You Do? by IBNgemini: 12:03pm On May 28, 2017
First try 7 press ups
Second try 5 press ups
Third try 3 press ups
Fourth try 1 press up
Fifth try I go just lie down for ground.

All together 16 press ups... embarassed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by IBNgemini: 6:35pm On May 27, 2017
I don't think Chelsea can win this match...
I have noticed something about this Conte's team,they hardly make comebacks..once we start the game poorly,we always play that way for 90 minutes especially against stiffer opposition...

If we win this,it will be a miracle.

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Romance / Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by IBNgemini: 4:59pm On May 27, 2017
If she get big yansh,then knock-knees no be problem.
Romance / Re: Reasons Keeping A Hoe Is Better Than A Girlfriend. by IBNgemini: 1:51pm On May 27, 2017
mzhorlah:
marry an hoe undecided

a hoe madam
Health / Re: Is This Normal? by IBNgemini: 6:48pm On May 26, 2017
frenchwine:
IBNgemini, its not normal. You experienced erosive oesophagitis which has led to a sore in ur oesophagus. More like a wound.
Usually, it could heal within a day or two but in a case of a large sore as urs, it could take longer. The healing would be much slower as you eat, esp solid grainy foods as they would tend to further irritate the sore. You should also avoid hot foods and drinks for now as these would delay healing. Take more of cold drinks, ice cream maybe, and vit c


Thanks a bunch...

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Health / Re: Is This Normal? by IBNgemini: 8:44am On May 26, 2017
FitnessDoctor:
i think it is something that would go away on its own but simply go ame explain yourself to a chemist. the damage might not be too severe and some drugs will help you heal quickly

Thanks fitness doctor
Health / Is This Normal? by IBNgemini: 10:22pm On May 25, 2017
Plz to the Doctors in the house

I swallowed something very hot(spoon of rice), which immediately hurt my chest,the burn was so intense,to a point that tears was rolling down my cheeks...Ever since then I've been experiencing pain in the lower part of my chest whenever I try to swallow or belch..I also feel pain while drinking... It all started on Monday (22nd may), initially I thought it's a heartburn that will last a day or so,but it has been four days now and the pain isn't showing any sign of going soon..
I'm breathing fine,no sign of headache whatsoever,only feel pain whenever something has to through my oesophagus...

Plz is this normal or i should go see a doctor?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ajax vs Manchester United: Europa League Final (0 - 2) On 24th May 2017 by IBNgemini: 9:11pm On May 24, 2017
Ajax Capetown will put up a better display against man utd than this mumu Ajax... embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ajax vs Manchester United: Europa League Final (0 - 2) On 24th May 2017 by IBNgemini: 9:03pm On May 24, 2017
Ajax must score oooo

Chest don dey pain me already sef

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Romance / Re: Reason Why Girls Have Spiritual Husband by IBNgemini: 9:00pm On May 24, 2017
If a girl has sex with her spiritual husband,can one consider that as a form of cheating?... cool



Sorry wrong question...

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Romance / Re: DbfhsjaV.. by IBNgemini: 8:44pm On May 24, 2017
It's only in Nigeria, girls monetize relationships..... embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ajax vs Manchester United: Europa League Final (0 - 2) On 24th May 2017 by IBNgemini: 8:31pm On May 24, 2017
Ajax will win this match....

I'm not a hater, I'm only supporting Bertrand traore as a Chelsea fan...

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Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Spotted With Messi And Neymar At FC Barcelona Training Ground by IBNgemini: 8:14pm On May 24, 2017
[quote author=Rapahel1116 post=56842942] :seems like u didn't get me ....de can b compared cos de showboat....seems u didn't watch dinho.....neymars showboating 'doesn't HVA purpose BT dinhos show boating does ....abi samba football ,rabona,roulette no b showboating ([/qu

Of course dinho does play the samba football,he does the rabona,roulette,rainbow flick,stepovers and the snake bite that was popularize by him...But the manner he does it,is quite different from the way Neymar does his..

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Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Spotted With Messi And Neymar At FC Barcelona Training Ground by IBNgemini: 7:54pm On May 24, 2017
Rapahel1116:
BT ronaldinho no dribble reach messi ooohh....ronaldinho nd neymar de play d same kind of ball.....na more of a showboat player with purpose ....neymar nashowboat player without aim...until him reach gk place him go de tink of wetin to do

Don't compare Neymar to dinho.. Neymar pull unnecessary tricks that kill team play especially if Barcelona is home and dry..dinho doesn't showboat, that's the way he plays his football, it doesn't matter if he's on the losing side or winning side.

Messi being a better dribbler..I agree with you

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