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Mr Cork just ignore them. Its because you speak Queen's english and they can't that is why they are always on your back.

Real Madrid

2377 Missed calls in one night . I hear you

See him face.

Fiddy, _{so many women want to have a baby by you and be a millionaire}

Champions League

The boy can pass the ball very well and for the past 2 years or so he has been one of the players with highest passing accuracy. But this is primarily because most of his passes are short passes not defense splitting passes like the likes of Fabregas and Lampard can conjure.

No doubt his game has improved which is good news for Chelsea fans and Super eagles

buccaneer7:
my stomach is paining me you will resell her? you are truely an ibo man

My brother its all for the love of the dough

[quote author=DAY 11+=topic=543381.msg7064899#msg7064899 date=1288714667]any sight of Inked Nerd around yet. somebody must have taken dat woman, Who is it, show your self i make i counter bid[/quote]@ DAY 11+ I am the early bird that successfully bought her. She is busy @ the moment doing my laundry    that is why she has been missing from NL. As for counter bidding. Emm I 'll think about it

[quote author=Cork-Mr link=topic=543381.msg7064976#msg7064976 date=1288715166]Ibo-made , bro MRS EVE is just angry, she aint gots a man! [/quote]Well, can she cook? can she clean house? If she can do those things then I can bid for her and resell later.  

MrsEve:
I have an official complaint ready to deliver and here is the excerpt of the complaint:

Dear Nairaland Inc.,

I, Mrs. Eve have been subjected to health hazards since I have graced the site two days ago. I have been vomitting excessively and experienced some dizziness.  I have witnessed such atrocity on this auction block.  I am ashamed to say that your company have allowed broke, cheap, dirty, disgusting, and uncouth men to even place bid on such high quality women.  These women are educated at some level and are premium chicks at some level.  These disgusting men that have graced the auction block have not only embarrassed your company, but the men of such high caliber.  I am sad to say that your company have done a disservice to the ladies of Nairaland and I beseech that you filter out these dirty scoundrels and get us some HIGH QUALITY MEN with some dignity.

I appreciate your cooperation as you handle this matter and please forward any correspondences to my box if you can.  

Sincerely,
Mrs. Eve

Throws a plate what do you mean? I thought someone paid 5 Roubles  for you. That is what I call fair trade.  

[quote author=Cork-Mr link=topic=543725.msg7062171#msg7062171 date=1288692034]Warfibabe (f),    I tink I love you  [/quote]No time for long thing  

If it is true then he should be friends with Dennis Rodman, Wilt Chamberlain and Ron Jeremy.

Mr Auctionner, I am still wait for DHL to deliver my goods

Skidoc:
*Slams hammer on the table* SOLD!
Please no more auctions for chi-baby and Inked_Nerd as they have now been sold to Ibo-made.
Now who wants to take this my naughty Googles?

Thank you sir.  

I am a lucky boy  

Skidoc:
35 Naira last pirce!

Ok wait a minute. Counts some coins from his piggy bank. Mr Auctioneer, I am still N2:50K short. Can i balance the payment with 35 rupees?

Haba Alhaji N30 Gaskia for the two of them 

If chi-baby ever went on sale. Plz holla    

Sad story, Poverty Stinks

Instead of facing his business he is busy chasing shadows with IBB. We will see how it ends.

It takes 2 to tango

I find sagging amusing. I will never forget the day I saw a guy sagging his jeans with no pant on
To make matters worse it was during winter and I just couldn't figure out how he didn't feel the cold breeze on his black arse

Hehehee 9ja girls sha. Most of them look hideous in their outfit. They always seem to forget that the celebs in the western world spend hours working out. These girls think they can eat all the chicken in Chicken Republic and still look glam in tight fitting dresses. It won't happen 

She is human afterall but the way she winds her waist is divine

Haba Miss Botswana is the bomb

The girl is alrite

Lovely pictures.

Gunners to gun down the Hammers

Nice. Way to go P Square

In psychology there is what is described as comfort zone, most people build their comfort zone around their monthly salary or whatever they allocate for their upkeep from their business. Any sudden inflow of money often act as a treat to the comfort zone and knowingly or unknowingly actions are taken by the individual to return to the comfort zone (such as purchasing things you do not really need).

It is basically like a knee jerk response because the things that you have lived successfully without having for years will suddenly become a must have item. Hence, the person goes back to their state of rest. This can be back to poverty or his/her original financial state.

Classic Example:  Mr Michael Carroll a.k.a Lotto Lout


This is the Miseducation of Professor Ibo-made