[size=15pt]nonsensical article ! [/size]

i call it ducktales

Na so,wonders upon wonders.>>my ear no go bleed at all.dis fe be signs of end time.make una zip up.ooo!

_{(In thick american accent )} :Na waooo

Last time it was a woman gave birth to a turtle. This time it's a woman gave birth to a snake. What else? A woman giving birth to sand? a goat? cat?. I mean seriously, why do we even have journalist in Nigeria. They nothing but idiots pretending to be something they aren't.
Of course. It's a Sun Newspaper article.

the face of the pastor says it all

ROSSIKE:

Guddsit said:

Yeah, I feel the same way about Europeans and Jews when, in their ''holy book'', they revel us with stories of virgins being impregnated by spirits, someone changing water to wine, people ascending up into 'heaven' before onlookers, and another sitting in a whale's belly for 40 days before emerging alive and well, and a man parting an ocean with the mere thrust of his walking stick!

Then again, these things happened ostensibly to white people 'so they must be true'. I weep for our people's idiocy.

Classic reply Rossike !!!

Tho, im not doubtin if it really happened or not, but, i just like the way you replied him b'cos, it's like he see's anything that come's out of Nigeria, or Africa as a whole as pathetic, and he believes anything that comes out of a white skin is the truesth. What a RIDICULOUS reasonin !!!

naija i dey hail oh,
why do these stories alway come from sun newspapers or pm news
s

once upon a time,

Hmmmmmm. Na wa

So this kind news still dey spread?

no camera shot of the miracle?

Na woli put am there shikena. After collecting deliverance fee they must show result na.

So d snake was deliver,dat means she was naked thru out d prayer! abi d snake forced itself thru her undies headless and tailess ready to attack d woli!

Not in d hospital but in the church (cherubim & Seraphim)!!!
We know they works of the so called prophets.
The one who inserted the snake has removed the snake so as to publicize himself. Women should be careful where they go to receive prayers to get children, because when it will happen they will not tell us the genesis of the matter. C How can we be decieved that the snake has no head or tail. God didn't create anything like that.

I just read this post, and I gotta admit that I believe this story for one main reason. Because a similar situation happened to someone I personally knew. and what happened was that, after a series of prayers and fetishes at the C& S church, the live creature vanished into a live chicken that was used as part of the cleansing. When they cut the chicken open, they found a milipede inside. This person I knew had similar symptoms of pain all over the body. they felt like something was moving all over their body too, It is wierd event, but shit does happen.

:p

ABRAKADABRA the more you look the less you see and your brain dissolved. Nothing these men in white cannot do.

pls u people should always get positive gist ok,

This is unbelievable

Can we see a video or picture of the snake

It sure sounds unbelievable, but a young woman has been delivered of a snake in Umuahia. The woman delivered the scary reptile on Wednesday following hours of intense prayers at the Eternal Sacred Order of Cherubim and Seraphim Church, along Eze Ogbulafor Street, Umuahia, Abia State.

Chairman of the Organisation of African Instituted Churches (OAIC) in Abia state, Apostle Emmanuel Agomoh, who is also the head of the Eternal Sacred Order of the Cherubim and Seraphim in the state said a priest, Apostle Uche Ugwu had engaged himself in hours of prayers to cause the delivery of  the snake from the private part of the 35-year-old lady whose names are being withheld.

The snake, said to have been programmed into the woman’s womb since her secondary school days, was headless and tailless.[/b]The incident, which has become the talk of the town, happened around 5p.m. on Wednesday at the church premises.

Daily Sun learnt that the young lady hails from Olokoro in Umuahia South LGA.
She was said to have delivered the snake like a woman under labour following prayers by the priest that everything that was not of God in her should come out of her body. The incident attracted a large crowd.
[b]Apostle Agomoh said the snake forced itself out of the woman’s private part with the intention of attacking Apostle Ugwu. The cleric’s younger brother, however, was able to kill the animal.

The cleric said the woman came to the church on Monday for prayers following the pains she had been experiencing  all over her body since she was in secondary school. According to him, it was at this juncture  that one of the prayer warriors in the church Apostle Ugwu conducted the prayers that forced the snake out of her body.

“As I was praying and calling on whatever was inside the lady to come out, the lady was writhing in pains. The snake even wanted to attack me until my brother here killed it with the stick,” Ugwu told our reporter.
He said such miracles happen very  often in the church. “But we don’t advertise  it and we don’t use any fetish things here. We only engage in prayers,” he said.

Daily Sun learnt that the lady, who is still  in shock is currently recuperating in her village.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/oct/29/national-29-10-2010-010.htm

So a head less, tailess snake (I wonder how this would look? hmm!!) attacks the prophet?! with what?? With no head, it cant bite, so what was the snake gonna do to the prophet?!  Bleep him in the as's or what?!

Reminds me of the time a woman delivered an aligator at my shrine. Really crazy stuff

EVERYTHING IS A MIRACLE IN THIS COUNTRY.

Are we sure we're not talking about parasitic worms?

[img]http://www.topnews.in/health/files/parasitic-disease.jpg[/img][img]http://www.personal.psu.edu/ncj111/images/Ascaris.jpg[/img]

Sorry for the explicit pictures.

Ileke na wetin be dis na?!


You no know say I been dey chop indomie?!

Okija_juju:

Ileke na wetin be dis na?!


You no know say I been dey chop indomie?!

chop am finish nau. Ko si wahala.

Add beans to it, makes it taste sweeter.

YOU GUYS ARE SAYING THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE BUT you even hear of parasites? They do exist you know.

wetin we no go hear for dis naija.

great1:

I just read this post, and I gotta admit that I believe this story for one main reason. Because a similar situation happened to someone I personally knew. and what happened was that, after a series of prayers and fetishes at the C& S church, the live creature vanished into a live chicken that was used as part of the cleansing. When they cut the chicken open, they found a milipede inside. This person I knew had similar symptoms of pain all over the body. they felt like something was moving all over their body too,  It is wierd event, but poo does happen.

Ileke-IdI:


EVERYTHING IS A MIRACLE IN THIS COUNTRY.

Are we sure we're not talking about parasitic worms?


Sorry for the explicit pictures.

Dude that shiit is gross. Take those pics off.

Are you sure, you are not a member of that white gar church trying to advertise your church and prophet so that you can wind members that are looking for miracle?

if the story is real, are you sure is not the (hungry & Tura) looking prophet that commanded the headless & tailess snake  into the young lady belly so that He can command it out in the name of miracle, so that people will feel your prophet is performing miracle? because i fear una White Garment.

Please we need to be careful

I don laugh so tey my throat don dey pain me, Fetish joke nice one.You should win joke of the year award,

When will people believe that miracles still happens even till tomorrow.

ESOCS is not every other white garment churches. It is a church founded with the spirit of God and God's spirit works wonders in people's lives. Praise God.

It is true that we don't advertise what wondrous works God has been doing in the church but we are genuinely endowed. It is not fake, they are real. god moves in a mysterious ways to uncover the plans of the enemies and devil's work.

May God continue to perfect His words in the lives of those who trust in Him.

I am proud to be a Seraph.

What's the name of the serpent? Nagini I presume? Or maybe Voldiepants. Lol.