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TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 2:51pm On Mar 25, 2019
eduson33:
Omo see reason for refusal.
naija don cast.


If you are thinking of migrating, you need to be patient but do it wisely.
I advice, people should get a resident permit from countries like turkey or UAE.
work or start a business, run it for some months, build your account.

then apply to visit any of these country.

don't overstay when you visit. go back to base and reapply for a long term visa A MONTH BEFORE THE SHORT TERM VISA FINISHES.

visit again and look around. there are several ways to get a residence permit. ask question. NEVER OVERSTAY YOUR IN ANY COUNTRY.


naija don cast full time
You just said my mind...may you walk and never stumble, may your first son never resemble your caretaker and finally may you never be like the cattle that went to America and came back as a cornbeef... grin
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 1:21pm On Mar 25, 2019
Lhimeet:
Wow... Very detailed refusal letter...

Unlike USA....
smiley
Yes and they gave this candidate sufficient reasons for the refusal so that he/she can work on them
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 12:12pm On Mar 25, 2019
Here is a refused application I stumbled on from a Twitter user...I want the serious people to read this carefully and learn from the mistakes of others, that’s how smart people behave!!


PS: I need comments too

TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 12:10pm On Mar 25, 2019
olalekan9320:
AdenikeO I mentioned you here because I don't want to spam the Canada thread, can you please add me to the group
My number is 07017362958
Email me...there’s no group but just a google hangouts chat/call
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 5:24pm On Mar 23, 2019
Random saturday evening...I came to watch a friend’s ice hockey game, it is the number one sport in this country

TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 5:37am On Mar 20, 2019
error4040:
Mr man its like you no know the kind heat wey currently de for Naija!
see Heat wey if you relax your back for wall na like Oven, come mixed with No light, for Abuja(kubwa) I de stay inside 24hrs we no de see light wey de reach 10hr.
Night go reach make person rest from hectic day Hustle! but Guess what ? Mosquitoes sef de on their own matter for vengeance on Blood. if you de think about Flit to take kill them hehehe grin the mosquito for naija de immune so the next thing Na malaria.
They no born you well make you take blanket cover body because na inside matrass soaked in sweat you go Wake.

in conclusion the Cold you de feel currently sef na Blessing wey plenty of us de wish to feel.
AfterAll your Eyes no de feel the kind toxic Smoke wey de float around Caused by Generators everywhere wey go come turn person eye Red like Tatashi mixed with wan kind Air wey no de breathable.
Lol I dey feel you ni grin but sha I dey same condition for 28years before I japaa grin
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 4:30pm On Mar 17, 2019
Guess who came to the cinema? cheesy

TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 4:22pm On Mar 17, 2019
I can’t wait for summer!

TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 3:59pm On Mar 17, 2019
Spring is here with us sort of...I’m gonna get me some grilled food cheesy

TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 5:07pm On Mar 16, 2019
opeyemix:
Oga zlatan abeg how you see social services there? I mean the functioning of social work agencies, the pay and so on. The reason why I dey ask be say, I they my final year BSc social work and I dey reason to further MSc social work or something better. That's why I wan know how career in social work be over there or if you get better suggestions. Thanks
It’s okay...everything here dey revolve around a certain income, it’s the reason why you can’t be overly richer than others here, unless say you get better side hustle and Naija or other countries involve...Income equality and taxes have counterbalanced everything...For that course, you will still need language requirements even sad
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 5:03pm On Mar 16, 2019
Braket:
Hahaha everybody wan jaapa for Europe. The income too dey fix and e come boring join.

Make God help us brotherly.
Plus language barrier....nothing like actually speaking English, you will appreciate that alone if at all...plus America gives you the opportunity to actually become anything you want to be...As in, with a good European CV, the American dream definitely beckons grin
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 3:26am On Mar 16, 2019
hammed71:
zlatan weldone jare. Av been looking on the us visa, but its not easy sha
Brotherly even we wey dey Finland, that country na our final destination las las believe it or not...So many people from here are building a European career to storm the Americas, especially Canada and USA...Australia too....Sha if you’re a muslim or christain, you gaz pray to God for grace for that US Visa thing....US with Trump now na beast mode them just dey via immigration matters
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 3:19am On Mar 16, 2019
I get lots of praises from guys and babes here about my simplistic nature when they call me on the phone, well there are some things that you would have gone through in life and you will understand better...I also noticed that some Nigerians become proud immediately they achieve some milestone...Like what the hell? angry For example observe some Twitter or Instagram people with say, 200,000 followers, try to DM some of them, they would never reply! Some of my friends in other Western countries like myself have suddenly become pompous oh, i just tire for our people sha...I also know what I have achieved career wise myself, but why should I now belittle others when the race is not for he that runneth?

PS: In these times where men are so full of themselves, the humble soul will eat the good of the land
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 5:05pm On Mar 15, 2019
Bolamike:
This one weak me boss grin grin grin grin
Lol...why na grin
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 3:50pm On Mar 15, 2019
opeyemix:
Baba i dey feel you olohun. You dey better country still pride no let u dey form for ur guys on NL. If some people enter ordinary Dubai dem go just dey ignore questions like say them be celeb.........may you never lack bro
Them dey form cos their papa buy flight ticket for them...nor be us oh
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op):
kydreams:
abeg give me your agbo number
Na inbox things make them nor ban me oh
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 5:15pm On Mar 14, 2019
Topet124:
Bros Na the food worry me pass Abeg how is the food in Scandinavia I don finish for here, their food no good at all everyday Na bread bread. Bread wey no get sugar my tongue don spoil
E better make you jejely dey used to non-sugar oh cos almost everything is laced in sugar here...too much goodies everywhere as a matter of fact sad na why their men nor dey fit perform in za oza room once them reach common 40yrs angry some sef go dey find strong black men wen go help them knack their wife...Sha anybody coming this year I go give una my agbo customer number for 22 road for Festac, the ones when I get for here don dey go down grin I need to refill my agbo reservoir gan
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 8:29am On Mar 13, 2019
Obaino2013:
I dey believe you guys for this thread.
I have been a silent observer.
Oga zlatan, you are doing a good job. God bless you.

By God's grace, me too will leave this shithole before next year.

@Hadampson, I dey greet o!
Thanks to others too wey dey use their experience dey answer questions here too....I sha know say from this thread, we go get network of Europe based business men and women running things...and securing the bag! smiley
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 8:27am On Mar 13, 2019
error4040:
The bolded ;
Na now I believe say Your Name nobe for Joke!
na this kind of update I de expect from you tay tay
grin
Hehehe you nor serious oh grin
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 7:22pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Maybe i should just stick to my daily workout.

Pike push-up
Russian twist
Wide arm push-up
Climb the mountain

Can you suggest another one, make i add am to these ones i listed above smiley
Pull overs, military sit ups (5 sets minimum), military push ups(5 sets of 50 each at least), squatting(5 sets of 20 at least), etc...With consistency you will be a beast cheesy
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 7:13pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Yes boss
Would you advice me to use abs syrup?!
I don’t know about this, perhaps someone here can help...As for me, I have my strict gym programs maintained over the years
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 7:07pm On Mar 11, 2019
tiptoe1:
But the thing is most of us are hustlers. We don't have enough cash to travel to the countries you listed and come back home just to have a travel history. What about cheaper countries like SA, Ghana or Dubai. Countries like this they freak them?
Sure I know...But immigration is a project on its own these days, everyone can confirm this...So if you’re in Ukraine for example it is easier to connect mainstream Europe from there than from Nigeria these days
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 7:04pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Okay oo

I will try and show them my 12 abs cheesy and ehm clear throat the real MVP smiley maybe that would do the trick wink

I need to start working out. No bicep, no muscle, nothing.. Wetin i wan use impress this oyibo bayi embarassed
It’s crucial...even the average Naija chic dey gbadu well toned neegas..Me I have always been a gym rat since Festac, started with cement and all and have a massive frame, so I have a physical edge...Many Scandinavians, both men and women have a fetish to be vandalized by a strong African man...You get the scope? undecided
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 6:57pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Lol. Yes boss but to get a match na wahala o cheesy
I don't know what to do.

Seriously, i really want one for relationship and see where it goes but they are doing somehow. Like a girl i met few weeks ago, she lives in Belgium(she is a Belgian.) This girl is very beautiful i must admit. She told me that she doesn't want Nigerian. I told her that am a Nigerian. Guess what she did?

She blocked me not even considering my honesty. I felt sad cry
Omor boiz don virus am...Maybe this one had an unpleasant experience with one of us, but not all of them are like that! I’m always proud to say I’m a Nigerian here, if them nor like am, let them geddifok grin
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 6:55pm On Mar 11, 2019
tiptoe1:
Wow, this talks about travel history, I think it now matters alot now.
Travel history is key these days as immigration becomes a tough issue in Europe
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 6:50pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Operation nude pictures. Noted grin

What about those who don't want nude pictures, i have met some who don't want nude pictures but a nice guy for relationship
I warn you don’t appear too nice or they tag you boring! Which is why most of them like neegas like us grin if you must be nice and all, also show that you have so many crazy and wild parts sad


Remember the average Finnish man is very conservative usually
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 6:45pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Airtripp
Tinder
Tinder is lit here wink
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 6:45pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
So, if i get you right, i need to be in Finland before i can volunteer... God of mercy embarassed
Of course...100%...Unless you’re an EU citizen
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 6:40pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Boss, abeg nah.
All these Scandinavian girls just dey ignore me anyhow. Abeg give me some tips na smiley
There are two approaches: online and offline grin now online, you gaz dey real and persistent and let her know you’re a crazy neega, send her nudes if possible angry, follow her up bumper to bumper, sha if your sending nudes make sure say your kalashin dope, so sha persistence and patience na the key words online...Now offline which is face to face, I’m the Zlatan here undecided, use Finnish or Swedish as applicable and target her when she is slightly tipsy, not DRUNK oh!!! Cos that one na wahala oh...If the vibes dey go well then kiss her in public and tell her say you dey feel am, say make una go her house or your own, usually in the bars are the easiest routes for these, many neegas like us have scored 30 goals from 31 games in bars across Scandinavia even grin

You gaz give the chanda correct head and make sure you knack the toto with the aim to give several orgasms...Shift the womb...You gaz take my Festac tip of Jack Daniels
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 6:33pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Thanks boss. What about volunteering?
This is the easiest route to corporate jobs here but then you should have been in school already and papers from them should have been processed in advance, usually it’s called “työharjoittelu” here and hotly contested from December through March and maybe April....It’s a hot competition
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 4:43pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Hmm.. Give us tips about how to woo Scandinavian girls online smiley

Weldone sir
Remind me of this another day.... I go address this one cheesy
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by ibrahimovic303(op): 4:42pm On Mar 11, 2019
Hadampson:
Also, i want to know about caregiver jobs in Finland? how can one apply?!
There is something called TE-palvelut here responsible for all kinds of jobs, once you signify your intentions and apply, all things being equal you can be called for interviews...remember one has to be in good standing immigration wise to be considered anyway

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