₦airaland Forum

Hadampson:
You mean both memrise and busuu no get Finnish language

Maybe you no search very well.
Alternatively, you can try Babbel

I will try...thanks

Hadampson:
Okay boss
I will try and search for it. Kiitos

Great

Hadampson:
Baba for the girls
This your thread dey make Finland dey hungry me o

Abeg dey spice up this thread with pictures you sabi as e dey go for travel section na.



Rispeck boss

I don put yesterday na...Once I enter Stockholm and Oslo and Viking Liner, I go update more pictures, for now na Vaasa matter go dey go down for here

hammed71:
sometimes person dey lose focus and ginger to travel ,Baba thanks as you dey always ginger us. I gats enter Yankee this year.Also zlatan can one learn coding from those online website like coursera.com and etc

Nor lose focus...You gaz dey fully motivated, na so one of my bro that year lose focus until him naija babe born twins for am, him just throwaway travel plans come start family, he is over 40 now and always saying he had a chance to fight for a better life. ..I will check out for the Indian site where I started learning mine and post it here

Hadampson:
Hyvä
Have you downloaded the application ?
If yes, do you find it helpful?

Allah I have not oh...I checked it out and it seems Finnish language nor dey there oh

Hadampson:
Okay boss
I will try and search for it. Kiitos

Ei mitään

Teeklef:
Thanks bro.

You welcome...but nor threaten us with derailing oh...cos I go just carry the Naija guys wey don dey here already go form APC cabal for google hangouts chat then I go run comot this thread...We need to help our people wey dey house to run comot that Nigeria to get better life, so ehnn bring your mind down oh

Hadampson:
Boss abeg tell us how you take learn software skills and coding?

Is it online?

I joined certain Youtube groups and started the basis for nearly two years...Google up sha, I know there are some ICT firms doing this in Ikeja now

Hadampson:
This got me cracking up so hard

Allah....I fit bet my phallus ehnn...the highest benz sef na taxi for here, so the only way to dazzle chic here na say your knacking skills get weight, and them always get fantasy about we darky...So once them see say you carry large phallus come dey knack them wella, omor, na you win world cup be that na, nor be France, trust me sha, anytime I dey knack, I get Naija flag for my head

Braket:
That coding na the best advice person fit get. But naija condition won't even allow person to learn. I really wished I pushed my limits then to learn but then electricity . Guys with coding skills for this Germany, nah companies dey rush them for linkedin

Reading your thread often make me wish to move to Finland

My work friend sent me a mindblowing link: Finnish companies need more than 7,000 coders at it stands, them nor care if you be albino, BLACK or BROWN....so it is crucial now

PHRANTAD:
Yea, it's quite a great option because this country is so deeply interested in alternative forms of energy and environmental protection

Yes you are right.....It is wise to get into that line while studying or even learning a skill

Teeklef:
I don't have the plan of derailing this wonderful thread, but you've not answer my question yet.

I don´t know much about the USA...But I know the basics which I will do if I wanna invite someone here....These are the basics: you must have a job contract with sufficient funds if you are hosting the person, you must have your own correct papers in the country yourself, you must have a decent accomodation yourself, what else? just normal proofs to show some form of relations with the person...For more updates, head out to the USA thread to confirm more info..

Tobiloba21:
Tnkz Bros... Is Finland good in educational courses.... And prospects of life after studies.... Cos anything way go mk me commot naija.... No coming back apart from short visit

The answer is yes...Finnish education is one of the best in the world, I assure you, after studies, na another thing....if you have sufficient grace of God, you can land a big role, otherwise na to do wetin we dey do for here oh to survive, at least your accounts for Naija go dey breathe well

Four40:
@Ibrahimovic of the skills you acquired that time which one are you currently making use of in Finland?

Two: I barb on a low sometimes for 20euros, for ONLY other Africans who are not my friends here in Vaasa...Then my software skills/coding landed me my current job, I also know how to make up, I learned it from NYSC camp and my girlfriends that year, but I have never used it, I also learned how to make shoes and sandals, but I have not used it,....All these things na just survival of the fittest, but it is better to know how, than to regret later.

Tobiloba21:
Bros Tnkz for ur update on Finland na my dream land be Dat..... If my plans go well.... Na PhD ways I wan use enter..... Am young and agile.... But my greatest problem is to save up 4 million for the quest.... Even with a job of 100k e go take years to reach(tho am not working for now) .... Bros u fit give us some rugged hustling methods to gather money for this naija.... Even if na derogatory hustle... I no send mk the mula sha complete....will be glad to hear from you Kiitos

That year, as a Festac boy, I dey buy all those sharp shoes for shorts in bulk, then enter night bus go sell am for Abuja, Minna and KD...I make bar cos I dey buy each for 700, then sell for 3k, 4k...Also I win bar for bet9ja come buy corolla wey I use for Uber for gidi...Na sweet hustle be that,....If you fit you fit source for motor if you nor get, enter transport business anyhow, even if na hire purchase...THE TRICK WITH THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN MAN IS TO LICK HIS ASS TO GET WHAT YOU WANT. Trust me, try network well with all these so called money bags, them go position you wella...especially if you sabi hack them

ASUU STRIKE! Trust me this same wahala wey una dey, I also experience am via 2013/2014 admission for my then target country, Germany..Na so ASUU shift my plans that year, as I could not even send my transcripts and other documents from my school in Naija to Germany...But there was a popular thread that year on Germany, and the then OP guided me thoroughly like a kid, I fortified myself with enough skills during that strike period, from software skills to coding to even barbing etc, God bless that guy mehn, I cannot even remember his name....I kept updating hi because he was in Munich then already. So wetin I dey talk?

Learn EVERYTHING NOW THAT YOU CAN WHILE YOU PLOT YOUR EXIT FROM NAIJA.....anything that will survive you here...


My two cents...Make I go collect two sharp rounds from this geh self

Lol Nairaland don edit am to Love Machine lol like say na bad thing I talk....mtchewww

Lol this comment about transactional sex don off me As in, e get one Finno babe wey I get that year, she told me her birthday would be coming soon, so I just dey wonder wetin I fit buy cos the girl get everything and is very self sufficient, as in if we comot, I dey pay my bills and she dey pay her own too, that is how all Finno girls are....So sha, I buy am big black Love Machine, same size as my phallus to make up for the time wey I nor go knack am during the week because of my tight schedule, she just dey blush dey happy lol Transactional sex/one night stands na the homebase be this country lol....Na only some cases if the girl or woman too like your knack, na wahala you dey oh, trust me

ahiboilandgas:
najia is populated with very hungry babes,transactional sex is a norm either officially or underground ,most lady in najia sex Men as a source of livelihood...the society is mess up

Truth is, I stopped blaming them too, as in, the Nigerian society was not wired to solve our basic needs compared to say, Finno girls: a decent life, own apartment, car, job etc...these are obtainable here at the snap of one´s finger here, the average Finnish girl has her own income, apartment, car etc by the time she is even 20, infact you must sabi knack wella and get better phallus for her to be with you, that´s the only way to dazzle them ...Our guys here can confirm, so wetin you wan use take trip these Finno girls na? Benz? I sorry for you cos your benz na taxi for here.. lol so if things might be better in Nigeria, perhaps men will not be their source of livelihood.

P.S: There are some categories of Finnish girls esp in Helsinki who are on the lookout for those driving porshes, bugatti veyrons etc to pay all their bills and fund their extravagant lifestyle, more like the Kim Kardashian way but this a tiny minority.

Braket:
This trip itinerary makes sense oh. Wish I could join you but not now sha. Na this kind of group trips I dey like. One of these days when I plan on coming to Finland I will holla at you, that's if you never abandon ship here oh

Na....I full ground here no shakes

ahiboilandgas:
oboy with this type of Cold hope say Finnish chicks they date Nigeria guys....oooh

Sure....but na once you get their key na, lol...like as we get Naija chics key, you need hack these Finno girls key too

Lol...today when I get small time to chat, all of una just plaster abi the cold from Finland here don dey touch una small small for Naija there? Sha I dey online today, cos na some Saturdays and Sundays I dey get time to chill

Omor this cold nor be our mate at all at all oh as in, if you nor kit up wella come dey outside for long, person heart fit just stop like that Allah

PHRANTAD:
Boss, just get all you need ready, use your WAEC result ready, and start all your plans, you can come for bachelors degree in IT or computer related course and possibly you could transfer the credits for most of the courses you have done already.
And I believe all would be set for you.
Cheers mate

Thanks for commenting! At least I don get new striker for my team

PHRANTAD:
Thermal pant is a life saver here bro, you cant do without it, if not na die you dae ooooooo.
Abeg if u wan go Stockholm carry your boy join body oooooo.

I hate that thermal pant lol My phallus dey always dey restless once I wear that male leggings underneath Oya where be your location for Finland? As in we dey plan like road trip first from Vaasa to SJK to Turku, then Viking Cruise Liner to Stockholm, then Oslo and back to Turku after some days....Some guys just come fresh from Xmas for Naija and them wan hold small bar for hand, you know as e be na once u enter naija xmas so sha I go update you with info. If you sha get sharp banny them, "Voit tuoda ne myös" as in fine gehs oh wey dey gbadu darky like us make them feel our anointing

PHRANTAD:
You make brain, this country has 70% forest coverage and they use that to develop their energy, they have deliberate system to turn wastes into energy, you even make money from waste because almost all the malls here receive plastic wastes in exchange for money, I. E your used beer cans, and other canned drinks are called Pantti, you don't just throw it away anyhow, all these are recycled and people sell this little things to make cool money, yesterday I was at LIDL to refill my kitchen, i saw different people, blacks and even citizens here carry big bags of pantti to be sold, I just wept for naija, if lagos and Ibadan can have such a system like this in place alone to cater for recycling waste, naija would be better than all these European giants.
I pray one day we would get it right.

You are 100% correct brotherly...I remember when I newly came here and then my Naija guys here in Vaasa took me clubbing, I saw this very old man, who looked like a drunkard picking up empty cans from the trash cans just outside the club, I was just wondering until my friend explained it to me, Finland is a classic case of recycling, it is mind blowing that in Nigeria we have monies littered everywhere on the streets, but lets see how this goes. But brother, since you live here, abeg dey try comment here with information that will help all of us, you sef know as here be, we need to get forum like this to dey link up based on matters, another Naija guy for Pietaasari dey always yarn with me, we go link up too....As in, we all can benefit massively in this country, if we can put critical and timely information here.....I angrily started this thread when I missed out on Wolt hustle here in Vaasa na, as in same Vaasa where I live, I could not access this information... So make things stop dey go down for Finland on a low abeg

OvaSabi1:
Too much enjoyment. Ride on.

Na just the beginning be this...I dey plan enter Stockholm and Oslo soon, so I hope say I go remember snap wella, I need to chop life small nor be everytime work work or school

I have met some Nigerians here who have lived here for over 10 years and have not visited home for once, while I have a different view of this, I hardly blame them...The main reasons they escaped Nigeria is still there, these countries are not as rich as Delta State or Bayelsa even, but they put their citizens first, they have very good welfare systems for everyone, that sometimes I wonder how I was created a Nigerian. Elections are coming oh, make una use una mentus oh, if not, na another 4years of penury. I was just driving around and got very angry why Nigeria cannot be the best place on earth with all we have....I swear, the moment Naija has a good leader, more than half of the diasporan community will come back home with their expertise to join forces with a dynamic leader.....

For now, we are watching from the sidelines of a saner clime

Signed
Zlatan

WOOD...This country is not as rich as Nigeria but their natural resources which include forest products and maybe tourism has helped them develop their IT and education into the best in the world...You really have to admire these little countries with great leaders, not like my country, Nigeria where the current president can just wake up and sack people with reckless abandon...Sha, I decided to stay indoors and relax with my beer and chocolates and kebab....and Netflix I should go into town later this night sha

Vjsprinkle:
Omo that one loud oh..200 euro ontop small matter?..lol

Bro about TOEFL after you applied did you go for tutorial or you prepared for the exams on your own?

In my time, I made friends from Nairaland here who shared materials with me, since I was not too busy, I studied on my own and also via Youtube

Omor police knack me 200euro fine for overspeeding, chaiii....I was on a hurry to meet up my second job, and was moving at 96km/hr when I should move at 80 max...They just flagged me to stop, then asked for my permit and license, and then led me to their van where they just typed my social number and my entire life history appeared on their computer These guys bad sha

Gr8mind07:
Oga Ibrahimovic, Weldone for this wonderful & enlightening thread.Please any info on students life in Sweden.Most especially on the hustling aspect

Basically a little upgrade on Finland, as for hustling, you can get by via menials, besides this, I do not know anything about application process