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LWKMD.....
Thr we go....
Henry - igwe
van persie - VP
arsene wenger - prof/ baba ijebu
fabregas - fabrepass
walcot - okada/fine boy
cech - koto
ramirez - olowookere
ferdinand - igbo/fagbo
c.ronaldo - cr7/ c. gongongo
messi - merciless/ omo oro
torres - 50m /#50
drogba -baba alawo
balloteli - balloradio / eranko

more 2 come LOADING...........

so wat nxt aftr she don lose...make she carry her big chin come nigeria tell odechukwu make he reverse fuel 2 #65/Lt abi no b bcoz world bank she dy shout removal of fuel subsidy ni?

bandiejay: i smell Heartbreak
OP since your GF dont know a NO for an Answer start shopping for another girl and disgrace that friend of yours

OP dnt need 2 disgrace his frd or his girlfrd coz u dnt knw wat dy might do aftr disgracin dem.....jst make sure u catch dem whr dy won't deny it wit ur evidence in hand.....jst dnt overreact!

Smh!! Well, dat ur frd can even kill u bt if i were u i'll keep log-in 2 her acct, print all d messages as an evidence, wen n whre dy fixed an AP, I won't confrnt her, i won't react till i catch dem whr dy won't deny it....den dat would b d end of our relationshp and 'll neva in my life talk 2 dat motherf**ker frd...

[color=#006600][/color] am speechless.....all da best

it is well: What were u expecting to hear? Break his head or what.

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inside WELL (konga)

well, its good 4 mobile although i neva test on it on my laptop bt if its d same tin as mobile version, i won't like it n i wil rarely visit NL

maxtum:
Just buy padlock and do Magun and set him/her free and see the outcome!

wetin go kom hapen? e b like say u don do am b4!

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww rubishhhhhhhhhhh

She snatched my husband,
assailant alleges
By DAYO JOHNSON, Akure
A drama occurred at one of
the first generation banks in
Akure, Ondo State capital,
when a lady, simply
identified as Sade, bathed a
cashier (names withheld)
with faeces inside the
banking hall for allegedly
snatching her husband.
Customers and fellow
bankers took to their heels
as the assailant rained
abuses after pouring the
smelly substance on the lady
banker.
The ugly incident, which
occurred on Friday, was
quickly brought under
control by security
operatives attached to the
bank.
Sade, who pretended to be
one of the customers, was
said to have arrived the
bank with a polythene bag
and approached the cashier
only to pour its contents on
her.
The stench took over the
banking hall just as all the
customers ran to the door
to escape the odour.
Sunday Vanguard gathered
that the cashier was equally
assaulted by the lady before
she was bundled out by the
bank guards.
The management of the
bank, after the ugly incident,
arranged for the cashier to
bath and change her clothes
within the bank premises.
One of the bankers told
Sunday Vanguard: “All of
us, including my colleague
who was assaulted, were
busy attending to
customers when the young
lady came in and started
raining abusive words on
the victim, in an
embarrassing way. She
called her unprintable names
and accused her of
snatching her husband.
“We were shocked and we
tried to shout her down
only for her to open a
polythene bag she carried,
thinking that she wanted to
make some deposit but
what she brought out
shocked everybody.
“She removed the bag
containing the terribly
smelly faeces which she
instantly poured on her
victim”.
The police public relations
officer at the Ondo State
Police Command, Mr. Aremu
Adeniran, said the suspect
had been arrested and
detained by the police.
Adeniran, said, “The incident
happened around noon on
Friday and the suspect, who
is already with us, came to
Akure from Owo with a can
containing smelly faeces
which she poured on the
banker.
“She will be charged to court
after necessary
investigations had been
concluded on the case”.
vanguardngr.com/2012/02/drama-in-bank-as-woman-bathes-cashier-with-faeces/

hi pals, remove two out of the following, FUEL SUBSIDY, BOKO HARAM AND GEJ?

r.i.p guy

LONDON — World oil prices rebounded sharply on Thursday as concerns over supply disruptions in Iran and Nigeria outweighed data showing weak US energy demand, analysts said.

New York's main contract, West Texas Intermediate crude for delivery in February, jumped $1.14 to $102.01 a barrel.

Brent North Sea crude for February gained $1.36 to $113.60 in London late morning deals.

"The US/European-led sanctions on Iran look to tighten and have caused some Asian buyers to begin to look to alternative supplies," said Sanjeev Gupta, who heads the Asia-Pacific Oil & Gas practice at Ernst & Young.

"Iran's threat to disrupt shipping through the Strait of Hormuz is keeping markets on edge, particularly Asian markets."

Western powers are moving to tighten sanctions on Iran, accusing the country of trying to develop nuclear weapons.

Tehran has denied the allegations, saying its nuclear programme is peaceful and has threatened to block the strategic Strait of Hormuz if fresh sanctions are imposed, a move sure to escalate tensions.

"The sanctions , could have a knock-on impact on spare capacity, should other countries, such as Saudi Arabia, have to increase output to fill the gap," Barclays Capital said in a market commentary.

Prices also got support from rising European equity markets and the weaker dollar, in the wake of successful bond auctions in Spain and Italy.

The European single currency advanced to $1.2748 from $1.2707 in New York late Wednesday.

"Well-bid Italian and Spanish (bond) auctions have no doubt supported risk appetite as the US dollar tracks back to (put) upward pressure on commodities," Sucden analyst Jack Pollard said.

Prices fell Wednesday following news of a surprisingly big increase in US crude oil reserves and slowing economic growth in Germany.

US crude stockpiles jumped by five million barrels last week in the world's biggest oil consumer -- five times the amount forecast by analysts.

The build in US crude inventories was "doubtless encouraged by the threat of supply disruptions in Iran and the Strait of Hormuz," Nic Brown at Natixis said.

The eurozone debt crisis produced more worrying signs of distress, this time in Germany, Europe's biggest economy.

While the German economy grew a robust 3.0 percent in 2011, according to the official statistics agency Destatis, most of the growth in gross domestic product came in the first half of the year.

German GDP probably shrank by about a quarter of a percentage point in the final quarter, Destatis said.

may God help us in this country ooooooo bad govt ever

WARRI- THE oil city of Warri, neighboring Effurun ,Udu and environs in Delta State were shut down Monday following a mass protestby irate citizens protesting the removal of fuel subsidy by the FederalGovernment.

The protest, which was in compliance with thedirective of the organized labour and civil society was led by the Delta statecoordinator of the NLC/TUC and civil society group, Casely Omon-Irabor Esq.

The response was massive and total from what Vanguardwitnessed a position that was corroborated by the state coordinator of the Forumfor Justice and Human Rights Defence, FJHD, Oghenejabor Ikimi Esq.
As at 6.00 am, Omon-Irabor was already at thetake-off point of the mass protest in Warri, according to our findings tocoordinate the day’s event, while people started gathering at about 7.30 am.
The protest commenced in Warri some few minutes to 9.00 am at the old Warri Port gate withprayers and advice from the organizers to the protesters to be orderly.

The previous night, there was an unconfirmed report that Boko Haram suicide bombers andmembers with guns and machete had infiltrated the subsidy protests in Lagos,Abuja, Edo, Delta, Kaduna, Kwara and Rivers states to cause mayhem.

Labour leaders and citizens were urged to be watchout for infiltrators, but in Warri, there was a heavy presence of security agents,as the protesters marched from old Warri Port enroute Effurun roundabout toGovernment House Annex, along the NPA expressway.

There was total compliance as shops, markets,offices and banks were all locked up. The main market, Warri and Okere marketwere also closed.
Omon-Irabor addressed the public at Okere marketjunction, stating reasons for the mass protests by Nigerians and calling all citizensto reject the bad policy, no matter the inconvenience. He said the will of peoplewould certainly triumph over the dictates of the powerful few in Aso Villa.
He said the motion passed, Sunday, by the House ofRepresentatives calling on the Federal Government to suspend the about 120 percent increase in the price of fuel was an indication that even those ingovernment know that the decision was ill advised, adding that except the priceof petrol was reverted to the old price of N65, the protests would continue.

As at 11.51 am, the protesters have reached EnerhenJunction and in the words of Oghenejabor Ikimi, “It is a peaceful protest and ahuge success. I can tell you that there is total compliance. Warri and environswere shut down. The protest here is a massive one”.
“I urge the president to respect the views of Nigerians and their representatives in theHouse of Representatives by suspending the removal of subsidy on petrol beforedialoging with Nigerians on the way forward”, he asserted.
Some members of the Maritime Workers Union ofNigeria told Vanguard that security operatives, especially those of Joint TaskForce, JTF, the Navy and Police, whose offices are located inside the port premises,were allowed to go inside to carry out their security duties.
Motor-cyclists, popularly known as Okada ridersand bus drivers were allowed to do their normal transportation business.
The resumption date for secondary and primaryschool students in the state was shifted by a week by the authorities toappraise the mass protest, while government agencies like the NNPC andDESOPADEC, along the Warri-Sapele Road, Warri locked up for fear of theunknown.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/01/protesters-shut-down-warri-effurun-udu/

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i can but not in public but for good reasons

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nice one

wow! well may be bt i dnt tink it is matter of joystick

what is wrong with an old man kneeling down for a lady? i saw the man kneeled down for a lady on my way to see my girl friend, but I really don't know what could have happened!

pls can someone tell me how to make money through liberty reserve, how to fund and how to withdraw,  pls nairalander i really need your help.

u guys ar 3 much, hmm 2 gbaski

plz is there any gift for the winner, probably money or physical gift or whatever?