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RomanceRe: Spell Out Your Name/Moniker(picture) by ibroauthen(m): 9:53pm On Aug 12, 2015
Adufetohposh:
A----- Easy to fall in Love with wink

D----- One in a million kiss


U-------You really like to chill huh


F------- You like to drink lipsrsealed


E------ Great in Bed shocked





Unfortunately nobody knows me well enough to attest to all these grin
I know you lau. Are you not the one who lives somewhere around Ajegunle
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Scariest/Creepiest True Life Story You Have Heard Of Or Witnessed. by ibroauthen(m): 9:34pm On Aug 12, 2015
Larablink:
every dream I had always come to pass.so I'm very careful with my dreams.
Hoped you will dream about me hitting millions or billions of dollars? Promise tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Scariest/Creepiest True Life Story You Have Heard Of Or Witnessed. by ibroauthen(m): 8:28pm On Aug 12, 2015
Larablink:
I'm serious.
Well maybe you are saying the truth, so how did you feel about the event?

And what prompt your action for insisting on breaking the glass, do your dream always come to pass?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Scariest/Creepiest True Life Story You Have Heard Of Or Witnessed. by ibroauthen(m): 3:35pm On Aug 12, 2015
Larablink:
Few years ago I had a terrible dream,in that dream I was in my house and saw so many dead people i know thru a mirror, when I got up sweating and terrified. It was around 12.30 I narrated everything to my mom and we prayed n decided to break the mirror n that night,we hit the large mirror with a stone three times it was till normal.surprisingly hitting it the last time it broke with three black cat running out of the house.I was so scared, I'm still wondering how the cat got in. Ever since then I dislike cat.
nollywood movie i think
RomanceRe: I Am Sorry Romancelanders by ibroauthen(m): 5:49pm On Aug 05, 2015
Aisha95:
Well, all is in the past now.
Thumb up........ U sounded lively
RomanceRe: I Am Sorry Romancelanders by ibroauthen(m): 5:34pm On Aug 05, 2015
Aisha95:
Hello Everyone.
Its me Aisha. I want to take this time out to wholeheartedly and sincerely apologize to those I hurted directly and indirectly due to my uncouthness and odd behaviour.
I know that I shouldn't be doing this cause it's higly unnecessary but I felt its better to let out your mind than bottle up self-destructive feelings.
You can't really blame me - a girl enclosed in the realms of anguish, grief, pains, solitude and whose heart is laden with an unbearable burden - for blurting out like a terrorized demonized fairy girded by valour.
I cursed like a demented _witch.
I chose war instead of a peaceful co-existence.
But now; Just like the biblical prodigal son, I have come to my senses and therefore realized that I acted rather foolishly on impulse borne out of sheer frustration and reckless abandon.
All I'm pleading for is divine forgiveness from my fellow beloved Nairalanders.
I'm indeed deeply sorry and remorseful.
I want you all to accept my hand of friendship, and hope for a greater and purposeful life ahead.
One where love is our watchword. A world devoid of hate - though tribe and tongue may differ.
For we are one together in the light of togetherness.
Let love rain amongst us. Shove aside hate and be rebranded in this new transformation of unity. . .
I LOVE YOU ALL
May God bless us all
Cheers.
Hmmm ur apology touches Heart bt I must nt lie u really insulted pipo yesterday most especially missclassy wink
RomanceRe: Uncircumsed Ladies And Sex..truth Or Myth by ibroauthen(m): 10:08pm On Aug 01, 2015
octopusfreaky:
10000% true ,,coz your nerves there are overly active,,y did dey stop it in my generation**winks
Na who we go ask?
IslamRe: Common Mistake Made During Salat by ibroauthen(m): 2:32pm On Jul 31, 2015
dominique:
Honestly I was surprised when I saw that part. We can't possibly have been getting wrong all these years. I'll download and watch the video again and quote the exact Hadith backing up that particular point.
I wonder how sahihh d hadith u will provide will back dis up when we all know that takbiratul ihram is compulsory in a salat nd when it's not done the salat is null nd void...

I mean it no hadith u can quote or they quoted rather that cud change ma mind abt that because I know that nobody can know the in and out of prayer than Prophet ( s.a.w) nd sahabat

Maa salam
IslamRe: Common Mistake Made During Salat by ibroauthen(m): 12:25pm On Jul 31, 2015
dominique:
I would recommend every conscious Muslim to watch this video. Very insightful, most of these I know but we need to remind ourselves once a while. For those that may not be opportune to watch it, here are some of the things I picked;

1.Once the Imam calls for the solat to begin, join at once (some people will prefer to join after observing nawafir which can be performed anytime)

2.Always lower your gaze (some people are fond of looking upward and sideward during solat. I also sometimes do this especially when I take a peek at what my children are up to)

3. Don't race against the Imam. This is very common among the males as they have closer view of the Imam. The second the Imam calls for Ruku and Sajdah, they also doing same alongside him. Wrong!

4. Always raise your hand to shoulder level for Takbir.

5 Don't put your hands by your side during solat, your right hand over your left hand.

6. You bend with your back straight for Ruku (I call it angle 90 grin) and make sure you stand straight before going ahead to perform Sajdah.

7.Don't put your elbows on the ground when doing Sajdah. I see a lot of people do this. The seven body parts that are to touch the ground are your two palms, your nose (some people's nose don't touch the ground o), your forehead, two knees and the tip of your toes. Anything more or less is wrong.

8. Don't walk directly in front of a person that is praying. If the person did not put a sutrah (any object) directly in front of him, you can assist the person to put one there.

9. Make sure one row is filled before starting another.

10. Don't pray with distractions in the backgrounds. The Rasool (S.A.W) was particularly against pictures. Sometimes I pray with the tv on embarassed. Try to do away with all forms of distractions before praying.


11. I didn't know that you're not supposed to hastily join a congregation especially if you were dragging your feet before (I do this a lot o embarassed).You move in the same pace as you were before you heard the adhan.

12. For the men, don't wear any cloth that exposes your shoulder to observe solat.

13. Don't do Takbir when joining the congregation for Ruku, just join them in that position.

14. If you meet the congregation at Sajdah, don't wait for them to rise for another Rakat before joining. Always join the congregation in the exact position you meet them in.


All these points were backed with Hadiths of the Prophet (P.B.U.H). Sadly I couldn't quote them verbatim from the video. It's important that we correct anyone not observing solat in the ways of Prophet Muhammed (S.A.W) the best way we can. May Allah increase us in knowledge.
OP @ dat ur number 13... pls is takbiratul ihram included? So we shudnt say d takbiratul ihram nd we shud just join dem like dat in dat rukuh position?
HealthRe: His Dick Doesn't Erect Hard Enough & he ejaculate quickly by ibroauthen(m): 6:40am On Jul 30, 2015
If u ask me na who I go ask?
RomanceRe: Are Girls A Real Headache? by ibroauthen(op): 12:12am On Jul 30, 2015
Sharp212:
Bro, the rate of heart break caused by gals this days are on the increase o...no change in them at all.,the worst is that the good ones are even going bad.
So because they can't beat 'em they av also wanna join them.... Hmmmm by 2020 na God know wetin go dy happen by dat time lol
RomanceRe: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(op): 11:35pm On Jul 26, 2015
Princecalm:
do all those things for one woman and see her with a sugar boy the next month, too much of everything sucks
Haaaaa na crusify onesev oo
RomanceRe: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(op): 11:33pm On Jul 26, 2015
Merlissa:
My ex did all yet we still broke up...


grin grin grin grin


In other news... tomorrow is monday!
All.....huh huh U sabi lie oo.... U sure say u neva fall in luv with Telemundo?
RomanceRe: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(op): 11:32pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sassybae:
And that's too much for one person
Won't u complain if he doesn't do any of these?
RomanceRe: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(op): 11:32pm On Jul 26, 2015
germainediva:
Dat will make her life boring
He is trying to show he cares now nd u ar blaming him, if he doesn't do any of these u ar d 1 dat will say he's nt romantic
Romance52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(op): 7:15pm On Jul 26, 2015
1. Make her cum daily. 
2. Compliment her genuinely.
3. Leave a candy and a blank cheque for her to find.
4. Kiss her for At least, 8 seconds.
5. Hold her hands.

6. Whisper sweet words in her ear.
7. Caress her—she loves to feel your gentle touch.
8. Appreciate her for the things she does for you daily.
9. Praise her in front of others.
10. Dedicate a post to her on her favorite blog.
11. Deliver Nice flowers to her.
12. Take her on a surprise date.
13. Keep the communication alive.
14. Put your arm around her.
15. Take a shower together.
16. Don't blame her for all your loss.
17. Praise her to her face.
18. Take care of the car maintenance.
19. Do not forget special occasions. Eg: birthday, wedding anniversary, valentines day, etc.
20. Don't ever hide anything from her. Don't even think it!
21. Always kiss her Goodnight.
22. Always be positive.
23. Handle her mood swings.
24. Admit when you're wrong and beg for forgiveness with a new car.
25. Sacrifice for her.
26. Don't mention her weight! No matter how fat or skinny she is, don't make the mistake of mentioning it.
27. Look into her Eyes.
28. Write her a Love Poem.
29. Massage her body.
30. Call her if you're going to be late.. Don't keep her in suspense!
31. Don't argue over money!
32. When she is crying, don't say a word. Just hold her in your arms.
33. Don't tease her too much.
34. Respect her.
35. Don't ever lie to your wife!
36. Sing and pray together.
37. Do things together.
38. Make sure you don't have a bad hygiene—if you do, correct it now.
39. Slow-dance in your room.
40. Don't be a workaholic— women hate it with passion!
41. Make out time to cuddle her.
42. Help her UnCloth.
43. Help out when she is heavy or sick.
44. Provide for her needs.
45. Don't correct her in front of others.
46. Take her on weekend trips.
47. Forgive her when she goes wrong.
48. When making love, describe aloud and in detail each thing that you do and how it makes you feel. This will greatly arouse your wife, as well as let her know that she's meeting your needs.
49. Take a jacuzzi bath together.
50. Plan your future with her.
51. Cook for her!
52. Finally, tell the world how much you love her
Foreign AffairsRe: How Kenyan President Wisely Shut Down Obama On Gay Issue(video) by ibroauthen(m): 3:01pm On Jul 26, 2015
California1:
Bro uhuru us very intelligent and smart. ....I wish he is Nigeria president no one will ever complain at all ..He is well presented and well articulate. ...

Thanks to God Obama did not come to Nigeria because huhari will again put us to ashamed. .
Buhari did not understand English. ...
Mr. Man correct ursev b4 u go even try to correct person.... Na u worse pass

ITK no good oo
RomanceRe: What Does He Mean by ibroauthen(m): 7:41am On Jul 26, 2015
JewelDiamond:
He always call, buy things and invite me to their church programme. He has changed my name to baby but hasnt told me anything.
U supposed to dy thank God say he never call you toddler sev sebi na baby he dy only call u

If u reach today pls do a thanksgiving for that
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Date A Girl That Has Given A Mouth Gig Before? by ibroauthen(m): 7:23am On Jul 26, 2015
Tank ur star she did tel u if u hear other pipo case u go run
RomanceRe: She Want Me To Write Exam For Her. by ibroauthen(m): 10:37pm On Jul 25, 2015
I like ur response I can't write exam for my course mate too


She dy mad ni, she dy even ignore u lol....

Mayb she think u go reconsider her cos she thinks weda u still luv her ni
RomanceRe: Are Girls A Real Headache? by ibroauthen(op): 2:20pm On Jul 23, 2015
suzzy16:
lol,okay,I dnt ve anything to say again
grin cheesy

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