Christianity Etc › Re: List: 30 Pairs Of Bible Verses That Contradict One Another by ibroauthen(m): 2:58pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
For those saying he needs directions from the holy spirit to understand what the Bible is saying, why can't you guide him through? Since y'all work with the holy spirit
Or are you all scared? |
Christianity Etc › Re: List: 30 Pairs Of Bible Verses That Contradict One Another by ibroauthen(m): 2:52pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
mactoni91: 1. God is satisfied with his works Gen 1:31 God is dissatisfied with his works. Gen 6:6 2. God dwells in chosen temples 2 Chron 7:12,16 God dwells not in temples Acts 7:48 3. God dwells in light Tim 6:16 God dwells in darkness 1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2 4. God is seen and heard Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/ Ex 24:9-11 God is invisible and cannot be heard John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16 5. God is tired and rests Ex 31:17 God is never tired and never rests Is 40:28 6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21 God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all things Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8 7. God knows the hearts of men Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3 God tries men to find out what is in their heart Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12 8. God is all powerful Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26 God is not all powerful Judg 1:19 9. God is unchangeable James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/ Num 23:19 God is changeable Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam 2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/ Ex 33:1,3,17,14 10. God is just and impartial Ps 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/ Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25 God is unjust and partial Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom 9:11-13/ Matt 13:12 11. God is the author of evil Lam 3:38/ Jer 18:11/ Is 45:7/ Amos 3:6/ Ezek 20:25 God is not the author of evil 1 Cor 14:33/ Deut 32:4/ James 1:13 12. God gives freely to those who ask James 1:5/ Luke 11:10 God withholds his blessings and prevents men from receiving them John 12:40/ Josh 11:20/ Is 63:17 13. God is to be found by those who seek him Matt 7:8/ Prov 8:17 God is not to be found by those who seek him Prov 1:28 14. God is warlike Ex 15:3/ Is 51:15 God is peaceful Rom 15:33/ 1 Cor 14:33 15. God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive, and ferocious Jer 13:14/ Deut 7:16/ 1 Sam 15:2,3/ 1 Sam 6:19 God is kind, merciful, and good James 5:11/ Lam 3:33/ 1 Chron 16:34/ Ezek 18:32/ Ps 145:9/ 1 Tim 2:4/ 1 John 4:16/ Ps 25:8 16. God's anger is fierce and endures long Num 32:13/ Num 25:4/ Jer 17:4 God's anger is slow and endures but for a minute Ps 103:8/ Ps 30:5 17. God commands, approves of, and delights in burnt offerings, sacrifices ,and holy days Ex 29:36/ Lev 23:27/ Ex 29:18/ Lev 1:9 God disapproves of and has no pleasure in burnt offerings, sacrifices, and holy days. Jer 7:22/ Jer 6:20/ Ps 50:13,4/ Is 1:13,11,12 18. God accepts human sacrifices 2 Sam 21:8,9,14/ Gen 22:2/ Judg 11:30-32,34,38,39 God forbids human sacrifice Deut 12:30,31 19. God tempts men Gen 22:1/ 2 Sam 24:1/ Jer 20:7/ Matt 6:13 God tempts no man James 1:13 20. God cannot lie Heb 6:18 God lies by proxy; he sends forth lying spirits t deceive 2 Thes 2:11/ 1 Kings 22:23/ Ezek 14:9 21. Because of man's wickedness God destroys him Gen 6:5,7 Because of man's wickedness God will not destroy him Gen 8:21 22. God's attributes are revealed in his works. Rom 1:20 God's attributes cannot be discovered Job 11:7/ Is 40:28 23. There is but one God Deut 6:4 There is a plurality of gods Gen 1:26/ Gen 3:22/ Gen 18:1-3/ 1 John 5:7 Moral Precepts 24. Robbery commanded Ex 3:21,22/ Ex 12:35,36 Robbery forbidden Lev 19:13/ Ex 20:15 25. Lying approved and sanctioned Josh 2:4-6/ James 2:25/ Ex 1:18-20/ 1 Kings 22:21,22 Lying forbidden Ex 20:16/ Prov 12:22/ Rev 21:8 26. Hatred to the Edomite sanctioned 2 Kings 14:7,3 Hatred to the Edomite forbidden Deut 23:7 27. Killing commanded Ex 32:27 Killing forbidden Ex 20:13 28. The blood-shedder must die Gen 9:5,6 The blood-shedder must not die Gen 4:15 29. The making of images forbidden Ex 20:4 The making of images commanded Ex 25:18,20 30. Slavery and oppression ordained Gen 9:25/ Lev 25:45,46/ Joel 3:8 Slavery and oppression forbidden Is 58:6/ Ex 22:21/ Ex 21:16/ Matt 23:10 31. Improvidence enjoyed Matt 6:28,31,34/ Luke 6:30,35/ Luke 12:3 Improvidence condemned 1 Tim 5:8/ Prov 13:22 32. Anger approved Eph 4:26 Anger disapproved Eccl 7:9/ Prov 22:24/ James 1:20 33. Good works to be seen of men Matt 5:16 Good works not to be seen of men Matt 6:1 34. Judging of others forbidden Matt 7:1,2 Judging of others approved 1 Cor 6:2-4/ 1 Cor 5:12 35. Christ taught non-resistance Matt 5:39/ Matt 26:52 Christ taught and practiced physical resistance Luke 22:36/ John 2:15 36. Christ warned his followers not to fear being killed Luke 12:4 Christ himself avoided the Jews for fear of being killed John 7:1 37. Public prayer sanctioned 1 Kings 8:22,54, 9:3 Public prayer disapproved Matt 6:5,6 38. Importunity in prayer commended Luke 18:5,7 Importunity in prayer condemned Matt 6:7,8 39. The wearing of long hair by men sanctioned Judg 13:5/ Num 6:5 The wearing of long hair by men condemned 1 Cor 11:14 40. Circumcision instituted Gen 17:10 Circumcision condemned Gal 5:2 41. The Sabbath instituted Ex 20:8 The Sabbath repudiated Is 1:13/ Rom 14:5/ Col 2:16 42. The Sabbath instituted because God rested on the seventh day Ex 20:11 The Sabbath instituted because God brought the Israelites out of Egypt Deut 5:15 43. No work to be done on the Sabbath under penalty of death Ex 31:15/ Num 15:32,36 Jesus Christ broke the Sabbath and justified his disciples in the same John 5:16/ Matt 12:1-3,5 44. Baptism commanded Matt 28:19 Baptism not commanded 1 Cor 1:17,14 45. Every kind of animal allowed for food. Gen 9:3/ 1 Cor 10:25/ Rom 14:14 Certain kinds of animals prohibited for food. Deut 14:7,8 46. Taking of oaths sanctioned Num 30:2/ Gen 21:23-24,31/ Gen 31:53/ Heb 6:13 Taking of oaths forbidden Matt 5:34 47. Marriage approved Gen 2:18/ Gen 1:28/ Matt 19:5/ Heb 13:4 Marriage disapproved 1 Cor 7:1/ 1 Cor 7:7,8 48. Freedom of divorce permitted Deut 24:1/ Deut 21:10,11,14 Divorce restricted Matt 5:32 49. Adultery forbidden Ex 20:14/ Heb 13:4 Adultery allowed Num 31:18/ Hos 1:2; 2:1-3 50. Marriage or cohabitation with a sister denounced Deut 27:22/ Lev 20:17 Abraham married his sister and God blessed the union Gen 20:11,12/ Gen 17:16 51. A man may marry his brother's widow Deut 25:5 A man may not marry his brother's widow Lev 20:21 52. Hatred to kindred enjoined Luke 14:26 Hatred to kindred condemned Eph 6:2/ Eph 5:25,29 53. Intoxicating beverages recommended Prov 31:6,7/ 1 Tim 5:23/ Ps 104:15 Intoxicating beverages discountenanced Prov 20:1/ Prov 23:31,32 54. It is our duty to obey our rulers, who are God's ministers and punish evil doers only Rom 13:1-3,6 It is not our duty to obey rulers, who sometimes punish the good and receive unto themselves damnation therefor Ex 1:17,20/ Dan 3:16,18/ Dan 6:9,7,10/ Acts 4:26,27/ Mark 12:38,39,40/ Luke 23:11,24,33,35 55. Women's rights denied Gen 3:16/ 1 Tim 2:12/ 1 Cor 14:34/ 1 Pet 3:6 Women's rights affirmed Judg 4:4,14,15/ Judg 5:7/ Acts 2:18/ Acts 21:9 56. Obedience to masters enjoined Col 3:22,23/ 1 Pet 2:18 Obedience due to God only Matt 4:10/ 1 Cor 7:23/ Matt 23:10 57. There is an unpardonable sin Mark 3:29 There is not unpardonable sin Acts 13:39 Historical Facts 58. Man was created after the other animals Gen 1:25,26,27 Man was created before the other animals Gen 2:18,19 59. Seed time and harvest were never to cease Gen 8:22 Seed time and harvest did cease for seven years Gen 41:54,56/ Gen 45:6 60. God hardened Pharaoh's heart Ex 4:21/ Ed 9:12 Pharaoh hardened his own heart Ex 8:15 61. All the cattle and horses in Egypt died Ex 9:3,6/ 14:9 All the horses of Egypt did not die Ex 14:9 62. Moses feared Pharaoh Ex 2:14,15,23; 4:19 Moses did not fear Pharaoh Heb 11:27 63. There died of the plague twenty-four thousand Num 25:9 There died of the plague but twenty-three thousand 1 Cor 10:8 64. John the Baptist was Elias Matt 11:14 John the Baptist was not Elias John 1:21 65. The father of Joseph, Mary's husband was Jacob Matt 1:16 The father of Mary's husband was Heli Luke 3:23 66. The father of Salah was Arphaxad Gen 11:12 The father of Salah was Cainan Luke 3:35,36 67. There were fourteen generations from Abraham to David Matt 1:17 There were but thirteen generations from Abraham to David Matt 1:2-6 68. There were fourteen generations from the Babylonian captivity to Christ. Matt 1:17 There were but thirteen generations from the Babylonian captivity to Christ Matt 1:12-16 69. The infant Christ was taken into Egypt Matt 2:14,15,19,21,23 The infant Christ was not taken into Egypt Luke 2:22, 39 70. Christ was tempted in the wilderness Mark 1:12,13 Christ was not tempted in the wilderness John 2:1,2 71. Christ preached his first sermon on the mount Matt 5:1,2 Christ preached his first sermon on the plain Luke 6:17,20 72. John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee Mark 1:14 John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee John 1:43/ John 3:22-24 73. Christ's disciples were commanded to go forth with a staff and sandals Mark 6:8,9 Christ's disciples were commanded to go forth with neither staffs nor sandals. Matt 10:9,10 74. A woman of Canaan besought Jesus Matt 15:22 It was a Greek woman who besought Him Mark 7:26 75. Two blind men besought Jesus Matt 20:30 Only one blind man besought Him Luke 18:35,38 76. Christ was crucified at the third hour Mark 15:25 Christ was not crucified until the sixth hour John 19:14,15 77. The two thieves reviled Christ. Matt 27:44/ Mark 15:32 Only one of the thieves reviled Christ Luke 23:39,40 78. Satan entered into Judas while at supper John 13:27 Satan entered into him before the supper Luke 22:3,4,7 79. Judas committed suicide by hanging Matt 27:5 Judas did not hang himself, but died another way Acts 1:18 80. The potter's field was purchased by Judas Acts 1:18 The potter's field was purchased by the Chief Priests Matt 27:6,7 81. There was but one woman who came to the sepulchre John 20:1 There were two women who came to the sepulchre Matt 28:1 82. There were three women who came to the sepulchre Mark 16:1 There were more than three women who came to the sepulchre Luke 24:10 83. It was at sunrise when they came to the sepulchre Mark 16:2 It was some time before sunrise when they came. John 20:1 84. There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulchre, and they were standing up. Luke 24:4 There was but one angel seen, and he was sitting down. Matt 28:2,5 85. There were two angels seen within the sepulchre. John 20:11,12 There was but one angel seen within the sepulchre Mark 16:5 86. Christ was to be three days and three nights in the grave Matt 12:40 Christ was but two days and two nights in the grave Mark 15:25,42,44,45,46; 16:9> 87. Holy ghost bestowed at pentecost Acts 1:8,5 Holy ghost bestowed before pentecost John 20:22 88. The disciples were commanded immediately after the resurrection to go into Galilee Matt 28:10 The disciples were commanded immediately after the resurrection to go tarry at Jerusalem Luke 24:49 89. Jesus first appeared to the eleven disciples in a room at Jerusalem Luke 24:33,36,37/ John 20:19 Jesus first appeared to the eleven on a mountain in Galilee Matt 28:16,17 90. Christ ascended from Mount Olivet Acts 1:9,12 Christ ascended from Bethany Luke 24:50,51 91. Paul's attendants heard the miraculous voice, and stood speechless Acts 9:7 Paul's attendants heard not the voice and were prostrate Acts 26:14 92. Abraham departed to go into Canaan Gen 12:5 Abraham went not knowing where Heb 11:8 93. Abraham had two sons Gal 4:22 Abraham had but one son Heb 11:17 94. Keturah was Abraham's wife Gen 25:1 Keturah was Abraham's concubine 1 Chron 1:32 95. Abraham begat a son when he was a hundred years old, by the interposition of Providence Gen 21:2/ Rom 4:19/ Heb 11:12 Abraham begat six children more after he was a hundred years old without any interposition of providence Gen 25:1,2 Ur own na bombshell oooo I hail u jawe |
Car Talk › Re: The Man Who Has The Largest Car Collection In The World! by ibroauthen(m): 2:34pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
It's only d broke dat make dis statement 'vanity upon vanity=vanity' Broke dy make person think awkward
Baba bless ma hustle jawe, wia my mates ar spending monies don't exclude ALLAH |
Romance › Re: If U Are An African Woman And Can Not Do This (photo) u should be ashame by ibroauthen(m): 3:08pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
6ty6ix: if u are an African woman and can not do this (photo) dem ? African women b forming more than d Oyinbo wey supposed to sev |
Romance › Re: If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 3:03pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: I Can Do Without Finance Minister- Buhari by ibroauthen(m): 3:02pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Walking outta dis thread why shaking my head....  |
Romance › Re: If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 2:57pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
londongal03: To ur Houz I don't av a house bt I rent 1 tho |
Romance › Re: If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 2:49pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
ibrams: nothing..... Nd here comes the type I know well |
Romance › Re: If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 2:49pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
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Romance › If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 2:39pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Many will lie about this.... 
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Romance › Re: Between Man And Woman, Who..... by ibroauthen(m): 11:50pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Abeg Wetin dem dy call sex? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Picture:meet America’s First Openly Gay Imam by ibroauthen(m): 9:37pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
richidinho: WASHINGTON – He’s been condemned by other Muslim leaders, and some local imams have even refused to greet him. But Imam Daayiee Abdullah – believed to be the only openly gay imam in the Americas – is proud of his story.
He was born and raised in Detroit, where his parents were Southern Baptists. At age 15, he came out to them. At 33, while studying in China, Abdullah converted to Islam, and went on to study the religion in Egypt, Jordan and Syria. But as a gay man in America, he saw that lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Muslims had unmet spiritual needs and he became an imam to provide community support.
“Sometimes necessity is the mother of invention. And because of the necessity in our community, that's why I came into this particular role,” he told America Tonight about his journey.
His first act as an imam? Performing funeral rites for a gay Muslim who died of AIDS.
“They had contacted a number of imams, and no one would go and provide him his janazah services,” he said, referring to the Muslim body cleaning ritual. That pained him.
“I believe every person, no matter if I disagree with you or not, you have the right as a Muslim to have the proper spiritual [rites] and rituals provided for you. And whoever judges you, that will be Allah's decision, not me.”
It’s one of the mantras he lives by in his work, even as others condemn him.
“The beautiful thing about God is that when you change your attitude, and say, 'God, I need some help,' and mean it sincerely, God is always there for you,” Abdullah told congregants one night during a regular sermon, known as a khutbah, at the Light of Reform Mosque in Washington, D.C.
He serves as the imam and educational director of the mosque, which he helped form more than two years ago to be a safe space for values and practices that other mosques may eschew.
During his service, women and men kneel side-by-side and women are allowed to lead prayers – actions that have sparked controversy even among American Muslims.
"We do not limit people by their gender or their sexual orientation, or their particular aspect of being Muslim or non-Muslim,” he told America Tonight. “They're there to worship."
Imam Daayiee provides other services that are unique for an imam of a Muslim community, like marrying same-sex couples. So far in his 13 years as imam, he has performed more than 50 weddings.
http://america.aljazeera.com/watch/shows/america-tonight/america-tonight-blog/2013/12/20/meet-america-s-firstopenlygayimam.html
cc:lalasticlala ishilove He is not a Muslim and he will never be.... |
Islam › Re: Nairaland Ramadan Iftaar 2015 by ibroauthen(m): 2:27pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Ibroauthen.... will try nd make it |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by ibroauthen(m): 5:18pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Tomfrench: kindly add tomfrench to your list sir  Agarawu23 Scentmarlc Tomfrench Gracias Cc: nljega |
Islam › Re: Leave Islam Or Accept Polygamy... by ibroauthen(m): 5:11pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
focus7: Op, my final verdict on this issue is, go for the one that will make you a happy woman all your life, for that is the will of God for you. The God as I know Him and serve Him is not a task master that has no consideration for your feelings, future and happiness. Whatever suggestion that cares not or does not consider how you feel about your life is subjective and cruel and is definitely not of God. SHALLOM. I'm definitely sure if it's a Christian that post dis u will give an opposite ansa |
Islam › Re: Leave Islam Or Accept Polygamy... by ibroauthen(m): 5:09pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
greatestluv4all: To my fellow muslim sister, your candid and honest opinion is required and even the brothers too.
I have two suitors, a muslim and a non muslim.
Both have asked for my hand in marriage and have met their respective families.
Here is the challenge
The muslim is married with kids and only willing to take me as his second wife. We know every woman wants a man for her self alone.
The non muslim have told me I have to leave my religion, the parents even reiterated these on my last visit.
Both are gainfully employed and are serious about the proposal.
As a muslim sister, if you are in my shoe, what will you do?
Brothers, help a sister. If I shud understand what u av written properly d solution is kinda simple a little 1. The non-muslim doesn't love if he does he wouldn't av advice u against ur religion. Why shud u try to change d person u claimed to luv beliefs if nt bin selfish nd selfishness in a relationship doesn't make a marriage to last, marriage with him is already dead before arrival if only u can read in btw d lines. And how could u even think leaving ur religion for a worldly things don't you think of ur future as well as ur hereafter? 2. If u think u can't marry a married man then why don't you wait for God's time? As it's said God's time is the best... Marriage is not something u rush into because of desperation. There is a simple law for marriage 'if u rush in u rush out'. 3. I know why u ar desperate for marriage, is it because of ur age? Then if its because of ur age I will advice u to take tins easy nd let Allah be d driver to ur life. That's how God wish it to be  if u can only let Allah take control of ur life the u won't regret bt if u think u ar good and u can't take care of it ursev the u ar OYO There is a third option nd Allah will grant u ur heart desire Maa salam |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by ibroauthen(m): 2:17pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
I vote
Agarawu23
Scentmarlc
Cc: nljega |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(op): 11:30pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
idu1: Not funny sir. Tenx EYAH  Na so ur p reach  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(op): 10:38pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
[quote author=networkrecharg post=35045599][/quote]Hope say u sabi what u typed? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(op): 10:37pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
MrCork: ....BRO...KINDLY MOVE YOR OGUN STATE TRIBAL MARK FACE TO JOKE SECTION JOR.....romance section is for chasin women!! (No ofeeeensse) 
CC Ishilove! Lol...... funny you |
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:34pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
walexsy: A big amen to that... Good bruh |
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:27pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
vimi: Lol trust mee ii laffed out loud 
Nice piece Tanx bruh |
Jokes Etc › Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(op): 10:26pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Nigerian Police Be Like: 1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u want to steal laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya enter motor! 2: The victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him 3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall make we check weather your airbag dey work perfectly. But u no gree? oya park!!! 4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan use heat kill yourself, you wan commit suicide, we will rather arrest you than let you commit suicide?. Oga Park well ! 5: The picture in your license you carry Afro with beards, why do u now carry low cut without beards uhn? Ogbeni abeg come down. 6: Why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station. 7: Your car radio is playing "Ema dami duro" young man, if u want to say something, you better say it directly!!! 8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3 beautiful ladies inside your car, na where una dey come from, ok you don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up! Oya laff *boxing* .....  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:19pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
walexsy: No mind me...na wishful thinkinq...not been to benin b4 talkless of france So u boboed me? Haba God will grant ur wish den nd mine too |
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:18pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
vimi:
ii tried to hold ma laffs Lol  With d above I don't think u can @all |
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:02pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:01pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
walexsy: lol...9ja police sha... Buh dere is nothinq lyk dat here in france... We ar talking abt Naija nd u ar comparing France.... lol d distance is like d earth nd d sky |
Jokes Etc › Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 9:44pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Nigerian Police Be Like: 1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u want to steal laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya enter motor! 2: The victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him 3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall make we check weather your airbag dey work perfectly. But u no gree? oya park!!! 4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan use heat kill yourself, you wan commit suicide, we will rather arrest you than let you commit suicide?. Oga Park well ! 5: The picture in your license you carry Afro with beards, why do u now carry low cut without beards uhn? Ogbeni abeg come down. 6: Why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station. 7: Your car radio is playing "Ema dami duro" young man, if u want to say something, you better say it directly!!! 8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3 beautiful ladies inside your car, na where una dey come from, ok you don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up! Oya laff *boxing* .....  |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by ibroauthen(m): 5:20pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
I vote
Agarawu23
Scentmarlc
Cc: NLJega |
Politics › Re: Who Takes Credit For The Four Refinaries About To Commence Operations? by ibroauthen(m): 5:25pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
firstEVA: It is no longer news that our refineries will begin operations by next month, i hear some GEJ fans giving him credit for this, but how can it be? Jonathan's administration which campaigned with non existent trains (photoshop) would have sure campaigned with this. President Buhari is about to achieve a great feat under less than 100 days in office. I saw this post by simpleseyi it captures the very essence of my submission
"The refineries are all in good working condition, the PDP government intentional closed down the refineries so that they can be importing fuel and inflating subsidy. Didn't you all read in the news that impatience Jonathan has ships importing fuel into the country? How will she make blood money if the refineries are allowed to work. What of Obasanjo that has refineries outside the country? How will he make bllod money if our refineries here work?
BabaNoRegret is the saviour, he has not given any instruction, he has not sacked anybody, he has not arrested anybody or invite anyone for questioning, no ministers, no head of parastatals but everything is falling into place at the mention of the name Buhari. When the head is good, the whole body will be fine. But when the head is drunk with ogogoro and is in London hospital, the whole body will be staggering and fall into gutter. It is well with Nigeria and Nigerians. Amen". http://www.lindaikeji..com/2015/06/nigerias-four-refineries-to-begin.html Baba na. Erujeje.... @ mention of Buhari's name everybody shall tremmble |
Politics › Re: Ex-President Jonathan's Message & Wishes To Muslims by ibroauthen(m): 1:38pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS: Hope and pray dem won't see dis moon till december, make dem fast to ..............ll Lol funny you Just dat ignorance ddy behind ur joke  Do u tink dia is no other way to calculate even if d moon refused to show up |