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Christianity EtcRe: List: 30 Pairs Of Bible Verses That Contradict One Another by ibroauthen(m): 2:58pm On Jul 12, 2015
For those saying he needs directions from the holy spirit to understand what the Bible is saying, why can't you guide him through? Since y'all work with the holy spirit


Or are you all scared?
Christianity EtcRe: List: 30 Pairs Of Bible Verses That Contradict One Another by ibroauthen(m): 2:52pm On Jul 12, 2015
mactoni91:
1. God is satisfied with his works
Gen 1:31
God is dissatisfied with his works.
Gen 6:6
2. God dwells in chosen temples
2 Chron 7:12,16 God dwells not in temples
Acts 7:48
3. God dwells in light
Tim 6:16
God dwells in darkness
1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2 4. God is seen and heard
Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/
Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/
Ex 24:9-11
God is invisible and cannot be
heard John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/
1 Tim 6:16
5. God is tired and rests
Ex 31:17
God is never tired and never rests
Is 40:28 6. God is everywhere present, sees
and knows all things
Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job
34:22,21
God is not everywhere present,
neither sees nor knows all things
Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8
7. God knows the hearts of men
Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3
God tries men to find out what is in
their heart Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12
8. God is all powerful
Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26
God is not all powerful
Judg 1:19
9. God is unchangeable James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/
Num 23:19
God is changeable
Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam
2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/
Ex 33:1,3,17,14 10. God is just and impartial
Ps 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/
Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25
God is unjust and partial
Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom
9:11-13/ Matt 13:12 11. God is the author of evil
Lam 3:38/ Jer 18:11/ Is 45:7/
Amos 3:6/ Ezek 20:25
God is not the author of evil
1 Cor 14:33/ Deut 32:4/ James
1:13 12. God gives freely to those who
ask
James 1:5/ Luke 11:10
God withholds his blessings and
prevents men from receiving
them John 12:40/ Josh 11:20/ Is
63:17
13. God is to be found by those
who seek him
Matt 7:8/ Prov 8:17
God is not to be found by those who seek him
Prov 1:28
14. God is warlike
Ex 15:3/ Is 51:15
God is peaceful
Rom 15:33/ 1 Cor 14:33 15. God is cruel, unmerciful,
destructive, and ferocious
Jer 13:14/ Deut 7:16/ 1 Sam
15:2,3/ 1 Sam 6:19
God is kind, merciful, and good
James 5:11/ Lam 3:33/ 1 Chron 16:34/ Ezek 18:32/ Ps 145:9/
1 Tim 2:4/ 1 John 4:16/ Ps 25:8
16. God's anger is fierce and
endures long
Num 32:13/ Num 25:4/ Jer 17:4
God's anger is slow and endures but for a minute
Ps 103:8/ Ps 30:5
17. God commands, approves of,
and delights in burnt offerings,
sacrifices ,and holy days
Ex 29:36/ Lev 23:27/ Ex 29:18/ Lev 1:9
God disapproves of and has no
pleasure in burnt offerings,
sacrifices, and holy days.
Jer 7:22/ Jer 6:20/ Ps 50:13,4/ Is
1:13,11,12 18. God accepts human sacrifices
2 Sam 21:8,9,14/ Gen 22:2/ Judg
11:30-32,34,38,39
God forbids human sacrifice
Deut 12:30,31
19. God tempts men Gen 22:1/ 2 Sam 24:1/ Jer 20:7/
Matt 6:13
God tempts no man
James 1:13
20. God cannot lie
Heb 6:18 God lies by proxy; he sends forth
lying spirits t deceive
2 Thes 2:11/ 1 Kings 22:23/ Ezek
14:9
21. Because of man's wickedness
God destroys him Gen 6:5,7
Because of man's wickedness
God will not destroy him
Gen 8:21
22. God's attributes are revealed in
his works. Rom 1:20
God's attributes cannot be
discovered
Job 11:7/ Is 40:28
23. There is but one God
Deut 6:4 There is a plurality of gods
Gen 1:26/ Gen 3:22/ Gen 18:1-3/
1 John 5:7 Moral Precepts 24. Robbery commanded
Ex 3:21,22/ Ex 12:35,36
Robbery forbidden
Lev 19:13/ Ex 20:15
25. Lying approved and sanctioned
Josh 2:4-6/ James 2:25/ Ex 1:18-20/ 1 Kings 22:21,22
Lying forbidden
Ex 20:16/ Prov 12:22/ Rev 21:8
26. Hatred to the Edomite
sanctioned
2 Kings 14:7,3 Hatred to the Edomite forbidden
Deut 23:7
27. Killing commanded
Ex 32:27
Killing forbidden
Ex 20:13 28. The blood-shedder must die
Gen 9:5,6
The blood-shedder must not die
Gen 4:15
29. The making of images
forbidden Ex 20:4
The making of images
commanded
Ex 25:18,20
30. Slavery and oppression
ordained Gen 9:25/ Lev 25:45,46/ Joel 3:8
Slavery and oppression forbidden
Is 58:6/ Ex 22:21/ Ex 21:16/ Matt
23:10
31. Improvidence enjoyed
Matt 6:28,31,34/ Luke 6:30,35/ Luke 12:3
Improvidence condemned
1 Tim 5:8/ Prov 13:22
32. Anger approved
Eph 4:26
Anger disapproved Eccl 7:9/ Prov 22:24/ James 1:20
33. Good works to be seen of men
Matt 5:16
Good works not to be seen of
men
Matt 6:1 34. Judging of others forbidden
Matt 7:1,2
Judging of others approved
1 Cor 6:2-4/ 1 Cor 5:12
35. Christ taught non-resistance
Matt 5:39/ Matt 26:52 Christ taught and practiced
physical resistance
Luke 22:36/ John 2:15
36. Christ warned his followers not
to fear being killed
Luke 12:4 Christ himself avoided the Jews
for fear of being killed
John 7:1
37. Public prayer sanctioned
1 Kings 8:22,54, 9:3
Public prayer disapproved Matt 6:5,6
38. Importunity in prayer
commended
Luke 18:5,7
Importunity in prayer condemned
Matt 6:7,8 39. The wearing of long hair by
men sanctioned
Judg 13:5/ Num 6:5
The wearing of long hair by men
condemned
1 Cor 11:14 40. Circumcision instituted
Gen 17:10
Circumcision condemned
Gal 5:2
41. The Sabbath instituted
Ex 20:8 The Sabbath repudiated
Is 1:13/ Rom 14:5/ Col 2:16
42. The Sabbath instituted because
God rested on the seventh day
Ex 20:11
The Sabbath instituted because God brought the Israelites
out of Egypt
Deut 5:15
43. No work to be done on the
Sabbath under penalty of death
Ex 31:15/ Num 15:32,36 Jesus Christ broke the Sabbath
and justified his disciples in
the same
John 5:16/ Matt 12:1-3,5
44. Baptism commanded
Matt 28:19 Baptism not commanded
1 Cor 1:17,14
45. Every kind of animal allowed for
food.
Gen 9:3/ 1 Cor 10:25/ Rom 14:14
Certain kinds of animals prohibited for food.
Deut 14:7,8
46. Taking of oaths sanctioned
Num 30:2/ Gen 21:23-24,31/
Gen 31:53/ Heb 6:13
Taking of oaths forbidden Matt 5:34
47. Marriage approved
Gen 2:18/ Gen 1:28/ Matt 19:5/
Heb 13:4
Marriage disapproved
1 Cor 7:1/ 1 Cor 7:7,8 48. Freedom of divorce permitted
Deut 24:1/ Deut 21:10,11,14
Divorce restricted
Matt 5:32
49. Adultery forbidden
Ex 20:14/ Heb 13:4 Adultery allowed
Num 31:18/ Hos 1:2; 2:1-3
50. Marriage or cohabitation with a
sister denounced
Deut 27:22/ Lev 20:17
Abraham married his sister and God blessed the union
Gen 20:11,12/ Gen 17:16
51. A man may marry his brother's
widow
Deut 25:5
A man may not marry his brother's widow
Lev 20:21
52. Hatred to kindred enjoined
Luke 14:26
Hatred to kindred condemned
Eph 6:2/ Eph 5:25,29 53. Intoxicating beverages
recommended
Prov 31:6,7/ 1 Tim 5:23/ Ps
104:15
Intoxicating beverages
discountenanced Prov 20:1/ Prov 23:31,32
54. It is our duty to obey our rulers,
who are God's ministers
and punish evil doers only
Rom 13:1-3,6
It is not our duty to obey rulers, who sometimes punish the
good and receive unto
themselves damnation therefor
Ex 1:17,20/ Dan 3:16,18/ Dan
6:9,7,10/ Acts 4:26,27/
Mark 12:38,39,40/ Luke 23:11,24,33,35
55. Women's rights denied
Gen 3:16/ 1 Tim 2:12/ 1 Cor
14:34/ 1 Pet 3:6
Women's rights affirmed
Judg 4:4,14,15/ Judg 5:7/ Acts 2:18/ Acts 21:9
56. Obedience to masters enjoined
Col 3:22,23/ 1 Pet 2:18
Obedience due to God only
Matt 4:10/ 1 Cor 7:23/ Matt 23:10
57. There is an unpardonable sin Mark 3:29
There is not unpardonable sin
Acts 13:39 Historical Facts 58. Man was created after the other
animals
Gen 1:25,26,27
Man was created before the other
animals
Gen 2:18,19 59. Seed time and harvest were
never to cease
Gen 8:22
Seed time and harvest did cease
for seven years
Gen 41:54,56/ Gen 45:6 60. God hardened Pharaoh's heart
Ex 4:21/ Ed 9:12
Pharaoh hardened his own heart
Ex 8:15
61. All the cattle and horses in Egypt
died Ex 9:3,6/ 14:9
All the horses of Egypt did not die
Ex 14:9
62. Moses feared Pharaoh
Ex 2:14,15,23; 4:19
Moses did not fear Pharaoh Heb 11:27
63. There died of the plague
twenty-four thousand
Num 25:9
There died of the plague but
twenty-three thousand 1 Cor 10:8
64. John the Baptist was Elias
Matt 11:14
John the Baptist was not Elias
John 1:21
65. The father of Joseph, Mary's husband was Jacob
Matt 1:16
The father of Mary's husband was
Heli
Luke 3:23
66. The father of Salah was Arphaxad
Gen 11:12
The father of Salah was Cainan
Luke 3:35,36
67. There were fourteen
generations from Abraham to David Matt 1:17
There were but thirteen
generations from Abraham to David
Matt 1:2-6
68. There were fourteen
generations from the Babylonian captivity
to Christ.
Matt 1:17
There were but thirteen
generations from the Babylonian
captivity to Christ Matt 1:12-16
69. The infant Christ was taken into
Egypt
Matt 2:14,15,19,21,23
The infant Christ was not taken
into Egypt Luke 2:22, 39
70. Christ was tempted in the
wilderness
Mark 1:12,13
Christ was not tempted in the
wilderness John 2:1,2
71. Christ preached his first sermon
on the mount
Matt 5:1,2
Christ preached his first sermon
on the plain Luke 6:17,20
72. John was in prison when Jesus
went into Galilee
Mark 1:14
John was not in prison when
Jesus went into Galilee John 1:43/ John 3:22-24
73. Christ's disciples were
commanded to go forth with a staff
and sandals
Mark 6:8,9
Christ's disciples were commanded to go forth with neither
staffs nor sandals.
Matt 10:9,10
74. A woman of Canaan besought
Jesus
Matt 15:22 It was a Greek woman who
besought Him
Mark 7:26
75. Two blind men besought Jesus
Matt 20:30
Only one blind man besought Him Luke 18:35,38
76. Christ was crucified at the third
hour
Mark 15:25
Christ was not crucified until the
sixth hour John 19:14,15
77. The two thieves reviled Christ.
Matt 27:44/ Mark 15:32
Only one of the thieves reviled
Christ
Luke 23:39,40 78. Satan entered into Judas while
at supper
John 13:27
Satan entered into him before the
supper
Luke 22:3,4,7 79. Judas committed suicide by
hanging
Matt 27:5
Judas did not hang himself, but
died another way
Acts 1:18 80. The potter's field was purchased
by Judas
Acts 1:18
The potter's field was purchased
by the Chief Priests
Matt 27:6,7 81. There was but one woman who
came to the sepulchre
John 20:1
There were two women who
came to the sepulchre
Matt 28:1 82. There were three women who
came to the sepulchre
Mark 16:1
There were more than three
women who came to the sepulchre
Luke 24:10 83. It was at sunrise when they
came to the sepulchre
Mark 16:2
It was some time before sunrise
when they came.
John 20:1 84. There were two angels seen by
the women at the sepulchre, and
they were standing up.
Luke 24:4
There was but one angel seen,
and he was sitting down. Matt 28:2,5
85. There were two angels seen
within the sepulchre.
John 20:11,12
There was but one angel seen
within the sepulchre Mark 16:5
86. Christ was to be three days and
three nights in the grave
Matt 12:40
Christ was but two days and two
nights in the grave Mark 15:25,42,44,45,46; 16:9>
87. Holy ghost bestowed at
pentecost
Acts 1:8,5
Holy ghost bestowed before
pentecost John 20:22
88. The disciples were commanded
immediately after the
resurrection to go into Galilee
Matt 28:10
The disciples were commanded immediately after the
resurrection to go tarry at
Jerusalem
Luke 24:49
89. Jesus first appeared to the
eleven disciples in a room at Jerusalem
Luke 24:33,36,37/ John 20:19
Jesus first appeared to the eleven
on a mountain in Galilee
Matt 28:16,17
90. Christ ascended from Mount Olivet
Acts 1:9,12
Christ ascended from Bethany
Luke 24:50,51
91. Paul's attendants heard the
miraculous voice, and stood speechless
Acts 9:7
Paul's attendants heard not the
voice and were prostrate
Acts 26:14
92. Abraham departed to go into Canaan
Gen 12:5
Abraham went not knowing
where
Heb 11:8
93. Abraham had two sons Gal 4:22
Abraham had but one son
Heb 11:17
94. Keturah was Abraham's wife
Gen 25:1
Keturah was Abraham's concubine
1 Chron 1:32
95. Abraham begat a son when he
was a hundred years old, by the
interposition of Providence
Gen 21:2/ Rom 4:19/ Heb 11:12 Abraham begat six children more
after he was a hundred years
old without any interposition of
providence
Gen 25:1,2
Ur own na bombshell oooo
I hail u jawe
Car TalkRe: The Man Who Has The Largest Car Collection In The World! by ibroauthen(m): 2:34pm On Jul 12, 2015
It's only d broke dat make dis statement 'vanity upon vanity=vanity'
Broke dy make person think awkward


Baba bless ma hustle jawe, wia my mates ar spending monies don't exclude ALLAH
RomanceRe: If U Are An African Woman And Can Not Do This (photo) u should be ashame by ibroauthen(m): 3:08pm On Jul 11, 2015
6ty6ix:
if u are an African woman and can not do this (photo) dem huh?
African women b forming more than d Oyinbo wey supposed to sev
RomanceRe: If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 3:03pm On Jul 11, 2015
londongal03:
kpele
U fall?
PoliticsRe: I Can Do Without Finance Minister- Buhari by ibroauthen(m): 3:02pm On Jul 11, 2015
Walking outta dis thread why shaking my head.... undecided tongue
RomanceRe: If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 2:57pm On Jul 11, 2015
londongal03:
To ur Houz
I don't av a house bt I rent 1 tho
RomanceRe: If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 2:49pm On Jul 11, 2015
ibrams:
nothing.....
Nd here comes the type I know well
RomanceRe: If You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 2:49pm On Jul 11, 2015
londongal03:
am coming
grin

Coming to wia?
RomanceIf You Find Yourself In This Guy's Position, What Would You Do? by ibroauthen(op): 2:39pm On Jul 11, 2015
Many will lie about this.... shocked

RomanceRe: Between Man And Woman, Who..... by ibroauthen(m): 11:50pm On Jul 04, 2015
Abeg
Wetin dem dy call sex?
Foreign AffairsRe: Picture:meet America’s First Openly Gay Imam by ibroauthen(m): 9:37pm On Jul 02, 2015
richidinho:
WASHINGTON – He’s been condemned by other Muslim leaders, and some local imams have even refused to greet him. But Imam Daayiee Abdullah – believed to be the only openly gay imam in the Americas – is proud of his story.

He was born and raised in Detroit, where his parents were Southern Baptists. At age 15, he came out to them. At 33, while studying in China, Abdullah converted to Islam, and went on to study the religion in Egypt, Jordan and Syria. But as a gay man in America, he saw that lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Muslims had unmet spiritual needs and he became an imam to provide community support.

“Sometimes necessity is the mother of invention. And because of the necessity in our community, that's why I came into this particular role,” he told America Tonight about his journey.

His first act as an imam? Performing funeral rites for a gay Muslim who died of AIDS.

“They had contacted a number of imams, and no one would go and provide him his janazah services,” he said, referring to the Muslim body cleaning ritual. That pained him.

“I believe every person, no matter if I disagree with you or not, you have the right as a Muslim to have the proper spiritual [rites] and rituals provided for you. And whoever judges you, that will be Allah's decision, not me.”

It’s one of the mantras he lives by in his work, even as others condemn him.

“The beautiful thing about God is that when you change your attitude, and say, 'God, I need some help,' and mean it sincerely, God is always there for you,” Abdullah told congregants one night during a regular sermon, known as a khutbah, at the Light of Reform Mosque in Washington, D.C.

He serves as the imam and educational director of the mosque, which he helped form more than two years ago to be a safe space for values and practices that other mosques may eschew.

During his service, women and men kneel side-by-side and women are allowed to lead prayers – actions that have sparked controversy even among American Muslims.

"We do not limit people by their gender or their sexual orientation, or their particular aspect of being Muslim or non-Muslim,” he told America Tonight. “They're there to worship."

Imam Daayiee provides other services that are unique for an imam of a Muslim community, like marrying same-sex couples. So far in his 13 years as imam, he has performed more than 50 weddings.

http://america.aljazeera.com/watch/shows/america-tonight/america-tonight-blog/2013/12/20/meet-america-s-firstopenlygayimam.html

cc:lalasticlala ishilove
He is not a Muslim and he will never be....
IslamRe: Nairaland Ramadan Iftaar 2015 by ibroauthen(m): 2:27pm On Jun 25, 2015
Ibroauthen.... will try nd make it
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by ibroauthen(m): 5:18pm On Jun 23, 2015
Tomfrench:
kindly add tomfrench to your list sir smiley
Agarawu23

Scentmarlc

Tomfrench

Gracias

Cc: nljega
IslamRe: Leave Islam Or Accept Polygamy... by ibroauthen(m): 5:11pm On Jun 23, 2015
focus7:
Op, my final verdict on this issue is, go for the one that will make you a happy woman all your life, for that is the will of God for you. The God as I know Him and serve Him is not a task master that has no consideration for your feelings, future and happiness. Whatever suggestion that cares not or does not consider how you feel about your life is subjective and cruel and is definitely not of God. SHALLOM.
I'm definitely sure if it's a Christian that post dis u will give an opposite ansa
IslamRe: Leave Islam Or Accept Polygamy... by ibroauthen(m): 5:09pm On Jun 23, 2015
greatestluv4all:
To my fellow muslim sister, your candid and honest opinion is required and even the brothers too.

I have two suitors, a muslim and a non muslim.

Both have asked for my hand in marriage and have met their respective families.

Here is the challenge

The muslim is married with kids and only willing to take me as his second wife.
We know every woman wants a man for her self alone.

The non muslim have told me I have to leave my religion, the parents even reiterated these on my last visit.

Both are gainfully employed and are serious about the proposal.

As a muslim sister, if you are in my shoe, what will you do?

Brothers, help a sister.
If I shud understand what u av written properly d solution is kinda simple a little

1. The non-muslim doesn't love if he does he wouldn't av advice u against ur religion. Why shud u try to change d person u claimed to luv beliefs if nt bin selfish nd selfishness in a relationship doesn't make a marriage to last, marriage with him is already dead before arrival if only u can read in btw d lines. And how could u even think leaving ur religion for a worldly things don't you think of ur future as well as ur hereafter?

2. If u think u can't marry a married man then why don't you wait for God's time? As it's said God's time is the best... Marriage is not something u rush into because of desperation. There is a simple law for marriage 'if u rush in u rush out'.

3. I know why u ar desperate for marriage, is it because of ur age? Then if its because of ur age I will advice u to take tins easy nd let Allah be d driver to ur life. That's how God wish it to be cheesy if u can only let Allah take control of ur life the u won't regret bt if u think u ar good and u can't take care of it ursev the u ar OYO

There is a third option nd Allah will grant u ur heart desire
Maa salam
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by ibroauthen(m): 2:17pm On Jun 23, 2015
I vote

Agarawu23

Scentmarlc


Cc: nljega
Jokes EtcRe: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(op): 11:30pm On Jun 22, 2015
idu1:
Not funny sir. Tenx
EYAH tongue

Na so ur p reach huh
Jokes EtcRe: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(op): 10:38pm On Jun 22, 2015
[quote author=networkrecharg post=35045599][/quote]Hope say u sabi what u typed?
Jokes EtcRe: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(op): 10:37pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrCork:
....BRO...KINDLY MOVE YOR OGUN STATE TRIBAL MARK FACE TO JOKE SECTION JOR.....romance section is for chasin women!! (No ofeeeensse) angry


CC Ishilove!
Lol...... funny you
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:34pm On Jun 22, 2015
walexsy:
A big amen to that...
Good bruh
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:27pm On Jun 22, 2015
vimi:
Lol trust mee ii laffed out loud grin

Nice piece
Tanx bruh
Jokes EtcWhy Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(op): 10:26pm On Jun 22, 2015
Nigerian Police Be Like:

1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!

2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him

3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!

4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well
!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.

6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.

7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!

8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up!

Oya laff *boxing* ..... grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:19pm On Jun 22, 2015
walexsy:
No mind me...na wishful thinkinq...not been to benin b4 talkless of france
So u boboed me?
Haba
God will grant ur wish den nd mine too
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:18pm On Jun 22, 2015
vimi:
grin ii tried to hold ma laffs
Lol grin

With d above I don't think u can @all
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:02pm On Jun 22, 2015
angieberry:
Lol grin
Dats wat dy do
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:01pm On Jun 22, 2015
walexsy:
lol...9ja police sha...
Buh dere is nothinq lyk dat here in france...
We ar talking abt Naija nd u ar comparing France.... lol d distance is like d earth nd d sky
Jokes EtcNigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 9:44pm On Jun 22, 2015
Nigerian Police Be Like:

1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!

2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him

3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!

4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well
!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.

6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.

7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!

8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up!

Oya laff *boxing* ..... grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by ibroauthen(m): 5:20pm On Jun 22, 2015
I vote

Agarawu23

Scentmarlc

Cc: NLJega
PoliticsRe: Who Takes Credit For The Four Refinaries About To Commence Operations? by ibroauthen(m): 5:25pm On Jun 19, 2015
firstEVA:
It is no longer news that our refineries will begin operations by next month, i hear some GEJ fans giving him credit for this, but how can it be? Jonathan's administration which campaigned with non existent trains (photoshop) would have sure campaigned with this. President Buhari is about to achieve a great feat under less than 100 days in office. I saw this post by simpleseyi it captures the very essence of my submission

"The refineries are all in good working condition, the PDP government intentional closed down the refineries so that they can be importing fuel and inflating subsidy. Didn't you all read in the news that impatience Jonathan has ships importing fuel into the country? How will she make blood money if the refineries are allowed to work. What of Obasanjo that has refineries outside the country? How will he make bllod money if our refineries here work?

BabaNoRegret is the saviour, he has not given any instruction, he has not sacked anybody, he has not arrested anybody or invite anyone for questioning, no ministers, no head of parastatals but everything is falling into place at the mention of the name Buhari. When the head is good, the whole body will be fine. But when the head is drunk with ogogoro and is in London hospital, the whole body will be staggering and fall into gutter. It is well with Nigeria and Nigerians. Amen
".
http://www.lindaikeji..com/2015/06/nigerias-four-refineries-to-begin.html
Baba na. Erujeje.... @ mention of Buhari's name everybody shall tremmble
PoliticsRe: Ex-President Jonathan's Message & Wishes To Muslims by ibroauthen(m): 1:38pm On Jun 18, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Hope and pray dem won't see dis moon till december, make dem fast to ..............ll
Lol funny you
Just dat ignorance ddy behind ur joke grin
Do u tink dia is no other way to calculate even if d moon refused to show up

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