olaniyi0:
Asshole, can u help me enlarge my dick?

Dummkopf, post the pix of ur d*ck 4 dat 2 be done.t

Somebody school me please; can a layman with no web devt skills venture into this adsense thingy & get it right? You know, I always wonder about all these 'make money online' stuff being passed around on social media.

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Alfa957:
It will be unfair to ask Falae to refund money which he had disbursed to various state chapters of the party and various individual party stakeholders and interest groups who may have collected cash. If the EFCC said it recognises only the 60M that passed directly to party accounts, what about various cash payments made to individuals and organizations who rendered one form of service or the other?
By the way, should SDP be probed by the EFCC for accepting a #100M voluntary donation from the PDP? Didn't APC collect donations too? Should the probe not have been commensed from the APC? Can the old man be accused of any wrong doing in the face of evidential letters from the PDP to the SDP requesting for a working alliance which the party mandated Chief Falae as its National Chairman to negotiate? And evidence that when the fund was released the old man announced to the NEC and a disbursement committee was set up to suggest the ratio of disbursement to the state chapters? Does that not suggest transparency on the of the old man? If EFCC said that the money donated emanated from an account that had shady dealing with the office of the security adviser, how is SDP or Falae culpable in the matter? Can anybody doubt the capacity of a ruling party that realised over #20B at a 2hour fundraiser to donate #100M?

Did u [b]digest the post well enough? Did u read that part about EFCC's investigation? The part about Falae being interrogated? Was he asked to return N100m or just the N40m discovered he set aside for himself? What charade of a transparency are u talking about when his party denounced him after discovering he didn't turn over all the money given him? Why didn't he allow the said money be paid directly into the party's account in the 1st place if he's as transparent as u claim him to be? And how come u missed that part where the EFCC said they are not interested in election funds as raised and spent by parties but rather the arms scandal loot? Yet you took time to write all you did even with all the points u raised already covered and explained in the original post; na wa u o!

Rooneyboy:
Very wrong of the Nigerian police , they did exactly same to to my neighbours ,(students) both guys and girls ,tagged them thieves , paraded them before the press with weapons .......(Only God knows where the nigerian police got the guns from)

Their only offense was that they were sitting outside receiving fresh air around 8pm cos there was no light.
In the end , they paid 10k each to leave the cell.
Its a pity , Buhari's govt has gotten this bad.

I heard they had a target of 1million that week hence the harassment.

If only u hadn't dragged in Buhari's govt to this; the Nigeria Police has always been known for their history of corruption; no be today, e don tey, so it's not about Buhari.

greatbrian:



Lolzzz they are still our brothers now. As for me I dnt for any reason support killing. The only set of people who deserves been shot are the bad guys (insurgents, politicians etc)

But one tin pple here on nairaland didn't really know and won't care to know is. Those soldiers stepped over their lines. Their ranks z within lcpl and sergeants. And yet you directly refused the order of a whole GENERAL. 1 star or 2 star I dnt care. Their are ways to disobey orders dat won't arose mutiny or so. Even here where I am when 3rd termals give me job to serve they won't care how I do it even though they know the job z negative. Yet u must just find a way of doing it.


I pray for the soldiers sha. And I believe God will revist them but even buhari can't release a mutiny case. He z a retired General himself and he knows how grievous the offense z. And if dz guys are released it will trigger many more indiscipline in the military.

That's just it; they had to use them as scape goats to serve as deterrents to any soldier(s) that may want to carry out mutiny in the future. It was reported then that they almost lynched the general back then & that they even shot at his vehicle as he was spirited away. Thank God sha that the death sentence served them initially was reversed. Too bad corruption in Naija doesn't get punished bythe death sentence so that the benefactors of the loot from Dasukigate...

DavidGodwin:
Nigeria is sick! Why destroy? What kind of mentality is that? In other countries, when something like this is found, they reshape it and make it good. Unfortunately this country doesn't know anything other than arresting, detaining. This is madness!

Have any of u guys condemning the destruction of these illegal refineries seen any of these? Have u considered the source of the oil they refine there? Have u asked how safe the end product from these could be? How happy would you be if govt. Should legalize fake drugs, fake drinks & other such stuff?

989900E:


He can't read and comprehend to save his life; once I discovered that, I just had to strikethrough his verbal diarrhea.

Case closed

Mediapace:
Abolik.i

Lol

Iamsynord:
Ok...

I know the reason why the man is angry....

this reminds me of my own experience on instagram back in 2014..

There was this girl on IG that was always commenting and liking every pic i post ...,

if i post pic withnin fifteen minutes she don like am...

"Cute, nice picture., lovely. Am tripping o...". This were her comments on most of my pictures.

So i concluded her favourite alphabet is D...We got talking and close.... I would sometimes send her card, money , the rest .,.. All in her bid to knack am, knack me..

I met her 2 months to my birthday and i had already scheduled how i will deliver her on my birthday... Infact that was why i celebrated it that year.

I informed her of the birthday and paid her transport fare from lag of almost 16k to where i was based via air...,

i had already made plans for drinks with alcohol and Also purchased original spanish fly....

Birthday set, drinks, chicks , guys ,all costing me huge sums...

Only for this girl to show up with two friends,,, two fuvking male friends....

I questioned what she was doing with them and she said they were her cousins and that they really admired me and wanted to see me and celebrate with me...

Asked how they got money,she stated they came by car...

I was furious but i kept calm... If u like bring arnold or van damne with you , i am strong with sobotone and ponkriyon. I will chop you die..

All my attempts to lay with this girl or get her alone failed as she was always with this guys..

Finally when i had a chance with her. I was still kissing and smooching for just 3 mins when she said she cant do it.. All my pleas with tears in my eyes didnt move her... It got to a point she said she was on her period which i knew she was lying...

She didnt allow me to touch her despite me being on cloud 9.. I thought of the money spent, the drinks, dj etc but i resisted the evil spirit telling me to rape her...

I still had to pay her and her brothers or cousins fees back home., this time via bus as i was already broke and furious....

I messaged her and angrily voiced out my displeasure and she apologized for bringing her cousins that she didnt know it was wrong... She also begged me to forgive her for not dropping her p as she does want me to see her as cheap that was why..


She made a promise that i will come around on her birthday and she will Bleep me over till i ask for fuvk no more and she sent me some bikini pics to compensate me...

Ordinary bikini pics, i forgot about all that happened and forgave her despite the 15k debt i incured fot the party and the rest...

Since that time, her birthday had been on my mind.... I even sent her money towards the venue of the party and all.. Tho it was 6 months away, i dreamt of it day and night..

As soon as it was a month to the birthday, i started messaging her, she started replying late, ignoring most of it ....if i call she will say she is busy and most time it is always switched off.

Her voice changed most times on phone and she maintained this sober outlook... But wetin concern me...

Me i must fuvk u

so imagine my suprise 2 weeks before her supposed birthday when i saw her birthday pics on IG.....

am i dreaming.... I quickly messaged her and asked for explanation... She told me june 21 was her day...

Haa , sorry i thought i said june 12 naw.. I was even expecting u i didnt see you and i couldnt call cos my phone was switched off.... Dont worry,. I will hold one next year again "

this was the text message she sent me after two day of texting, calling , messaging and emailing her..

I did worst than this guy...... She blocked me and changed her ig account to private afterwards...

But i later got my revenge on the bitch in a big way....more than she could have ever imagined..

So i cant judge this angry follower here oo

.,.....to be continued

Lol. U don explain am finish; guess if d OP had d full details & explained beta...

Knowledge9000:


We will not relocate for you lazy poos to reap where you didn't sow. We shall continue to own properties, businesses and even more in SW just as the Jews own properties and businesses in Europe, America, Asia, Australia and Africa. The expensive, exclusive areas of Lagos have Houses and plots predominately owned by the Igbos.

Double talk; na which one you really wan do?

Orikinla:
[size=20pt]PDP Is Evil That Must Be Stopped - Femi Fani-Kayode. NAIJ.COM[/size].

Former Aviation Minister, now a member of the All Progressives Congress, Femi Fani-Kayode criticized President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration for being ‘a failure’.

Fani-Kayode spoke with journalists on Thursday in Osogbo, Osun State capital. He described his former party, the Peoples Democratic Party, as ‘evil’ and said President Jonathan’s incompetence has caused multiple problems in Nigeria.

“Jonathan has failed in all sectors, including the economy and security, and if he should be allowed to continue in office, this country is heading for serious disaster and it will be calamitous.”

“Nigeria is more divided now more than any time in our history. We are faced with a government that only believes in Ijaw value. The Ijaw people have succeeded at imposing only what favour them on the overall people of the nation,” Fani-Kayode said.


He blamed former President Olusegun Obasanjo for causing present problems in Nigeria by promoting Jonathan to the position of the Vice President in the administration of the late Umaru Yar’Adua. However, he was quick to add that Obasanjo has started to correct his mistakes.

“Chief Obasanjo is my great leader who I have a lot of respect for. And I will continue to respect him. But the truth is that Obasanjo caused the problem we have today. The joy of it is that the same Obasanjo who anointed an incompetent leader for Nigeria is now cleaning up the mess,” Fani-Kayode said.
The Yorubas, he said, have been marginalized by Jonathan’s administration and thus, should not vote him in 2015. Any attempt to allow President Jonathan stay in office beyond 2015 would mean doom for the Yoruba nation.

Addressing the issue of why he left the PDP for the APC, the former Aviation Minister explained: “The PDP is an evil and it must be stopped. The party lacks internal democracy and this is one of the strengths of the APC. Today, my leader and father, Chief Obasanjo has his sons and daughters in all the political parties and this is a pride for him

https://www.naij.com/58675.html

Story don change today; FFK is just an opportunist. To his supporters; go check his antecedents.

ObiOmaMu:
Nigeria's most popular comedienne, Helen Paul, looks beautiful in new make-up pics she took yesterday.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/nigerias-most-popular-comedienne-helen.html

Looks more like a doll to me; a Chinko doll.

God save Nigeria

re175:
Things dey happen for this country Sha.
I will beat and impregnate you........ Dino
Melaiye to Remi Tinubu.


I will deal with you very ruthlessly if you
impregnate my wife........ Tinubu to Dino
Melaiye!



If you impregnate me, I will abort the
baby.....Remi Tinubu to Dino Melaye

I dey laff o. U be clown (no offense meant).

locosis007:
He should av lynched enough, but not killed.

LYNCHING IS THE BEST DETTERENCE, NOT PROSECUTION..

LYNCHING ALWAYS LEAVE A PHYSICAL MARK, NOT PAPER MARK LIKE BEING CALLED CONVICT.

NEXT TIME POLICE WAIT SMALL.. enjoy the fighting spree

Lynch enough but not kill? Please go check the meaning of 'lynch'.

Sporty thieves. They won't sit to deliberate on the matters most pertinent to the betterment of their constituencies & the polity but rather plot & scheme on how to further feather their nests.

Firefire:
See wetin Buhary cause now.


RIP little ones... some women are wicked.

U eff ash*wo,
U carry gono,
U still go say wo,
Buhari ni o.

Wonder what Buhari had to do with this.

Mediapace:
Yeee! Abeg get me vaselinewww.nairaland.com/attachments/2088577_vaseline_jpeg5962d4cc50f2ac7e25470c6ef779b8da

On top wetin? If 2 say na body hugging see-through she come wear nko? Wetin u go say make dem get u?

kcnwaigbo:
Sahara reporters and Tinubu lapdogs can go and commit suicide!! The stupid Bonga fish ugly woman deserved whatever she got from melaye!! This was the same fool who had the temerity to sit on the seat reserved for the DSP last year.She thinks the red chamber is bourdillion where her husband holds sway.

If she does not learn to comport herself,what happened yesterday would be a tip of the icebeg compared to what is to come

I wonder why people even kept on joing issues with you as your comments already show you as a myopic misogynist. Sure you're the type that abuse females & justify your ill-act by saying they deserve it/got what's coming to them. All the thrash you've been writing... S'oro ni'yen? Mtchew!

dabimzy:
Just suprised at the ways some boys(should I call them men? Hell no) have been supporting this man.Forgetting they have mothers, and one day they will have wives.

Why should it suprise you? It should only let you know the kind of men they are/will turn out to be. This kind of mentality portrays the wife batterers & rapists.

truthspeaks:
Our VP wld go continue his lying n propaganda statements @ continent level. Obviously a bad egg from the Redeem congregation.

E be like say you get personal beef with the v.p o; abi na RCCG itself you get beef for?

truthspeaks:
Ur zombie-ism na grade 1. No be ApC get majority for senate?

Did u check the period in which this sum in question was paid to Omisore?

truthspeaks:
Osibanjo is one of dem...am only sayin based on his lying tendencies ooo. The man has bn lying lately @ a fast pace such that even d devil can't keep up wit d records. Buhari sef

Wasn't aware he has been lying to you to WIN YOUR SOUL. Funny how people tend to politicise any issue @ all.

Funny how very few get to address the real issues here but rather take sides & hurl insults on one another. These politrickcians don't care about the masses but rather their selfish selves. There are no true patriotic ideals they believe in and hence they keep switching from a party to another at whim once they perceive they are not getting their personal greed satisfied in the party of present occupation. What's Saraki & his cohorts' records the years they were in PDP? What records do they have since they's crossed over to APC? And should they go back to PDP or form another party? When are we the people gon stop being blind followers of parties & start believing & supporting the individual's personality & antecedents? Virtually the same set of people has been ruling the nation & look at the mess we're in; I think it's way better everytime they have fallouts between them because it reveals the rot in them the more and maybe one day soon we will truly have the wind of change blow them all out. God bless Nigeria.

And the baby mamas sef; pregnancies from one night stands, flings & casual relationships. Sure they won't get pregnant if it's sex with a broke arse n*gga.

Nice piece from a really imaginative mind; u 4 try make a short movie 4 it do advert 4 1st bank o.

charlesucheh:
It's MIMES and not MEMES!!!

It's actually 'memes' dude.

dynamo77:
Uncivilized man... How many phones do you need to survive

Those phones are not Fayose's; they are the reporters' recording the interview.

Dincorrect:
please my dear mods, stop banning me.
I created this new account to beg you to unban me and fellow Nairalander help me out.
Please those of you who are seeking the authenticity of my plea just like the person who requested for my Landlord's contact, my house address and the picture of the house of which I provided all, this is real it is not a scam.
I'm the most shying man on earth, I had to swallow my ego to resort this.
Help me please.
you can contact me via 09056459800
God bless

Just wondering what it'd be like if we all should come on NL pleading for aid on our financial issues. Dude please!

freeze001:
Taking a purely legislative matter into d public domain of litigation by d judiciary already desecrates d constitutional independence of the Senate and d principle of separation of powers.

Besides there doesn't appear to have been any reaction by d int'l community on d subject so why make an issue just to nitpick every detail? Jobless partisan louts!

Some of the EU countries have declared not to be dragged into the matter so I guess it's just a wasted move by the senator anyway.