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agenda of life of a typical conehead: "iyaloja is coming to alaba int'l market.
Babaloja is coming to trade fair market"

What a shame on so called sophisticated maarrraans

Bluezy13:
Don't go explaining to the woman. You'll never earn her trust again.
Be sure to give an equivalent amount to cover-up the cheating with sincerity.
If you were to balance her #400, go to her shop with #500, buy stuff worth #100 and tell her to keep the balance. If she insists on returning it to you, tell her you remember you were owing her #400 a long time ago and although she must have forgotten but it feels right to pay her back. Walk away as soon as you finish talking.
Be at peace with your mind.

Note: this is not a mistake but an intentional act.


That's if and only if this story is true

I tell you...there's this unhappiness from urchins and it smells to high heavens..truth is,they are really disappointed,one can smell it..they were hoping seriously for so called structureless Tobe declared cos deep down they know he is who the country needs and not that Emiliano something

those structures with their extra coneheads claimed Yemi Alade,they claimed Burns Bourna boy as well but they have been constipating and soiling their big patas about a certain Rhodes..

LeoDeKing brainDead in'b'seal 4 life :
Shukuma, do you know name can be changed but shapes of heads don't lie?
you were the first to foouol yourself on this thread, another person followed your footsteps and you are convulsing and constipating and in serious severe pains
Did you take a look at the shapes of their heads? If you did, your comment will be different.

nothing they will not accuse labor people of...tinubu that said it is his turn,they said nothing and they voted for him but any move by the Igbo people and they are this and that,so much for coneheaded structures
Btw, enjoy your jagaban ninu naija ti gbo gbo awa wa

you just have shake your head in uttermost pity for this country called Nigeria and the frustrated hopeless disgusting people therein!!!!
You hardly see people with positive great ideas but small brains and losers everywhere.
A round of applause for the model mods mynd44 nifpmod etc

Munamoqel:
Nigeria has 36 state and Lagos it the prosperous despite it small size .me and my friends are not from Lagos but made most of our capital , business contact here .

then you are a big huge disgrace to your generation and should hide your head in shame

thechameleon ivartheMENTAL wickedfacts afonja errand pigeon services :
transport ministry should be reserves for MC oiuomo abeg

Wickedfacts bokoyibo errand pigeon services :
You this boy, remember what I told you some months ago? errand pigeon,I serve the living God and don't serve nor depend on man for anything and I am neither from the east nor am I an easterner,so as you say and do and wish to and for others,so shall heaven do unto you,e pele sir
Btw eku president tinubu ninu Nigeria ti gbo gbo wa wa
No one from your place will ever amount to anything, not until you get our support.

Nigerians!!!!!

If you wanna look for disgusting,frustrated,horrible people on planet earth,look towards Nigerians.

What a people!!!

Wickedfacts errand pigeon services :
Atiku thought he could win without the South
Obi thought he could win without the North
Kwankwaso thought he could play solo

Imagine Atiku without a foothold in Lagos but Obi thrashed druggie for Lagos nah and Kano thinking he could fight Wike and win.

There are too many foolish people in PDP.

Wickedfacts jetleeee favourite errand pigeon :
Tell your mother to come see me.

KingKO22:
You this small boy with container business that is aspiring to rule a country with over 200m people

You want to turn Nigeria to Anambra ??
well carry go jare,it is better than allowing Nigeria turn into Iragbiji overnight!!!!
In fact,God bless incoming GCFR Peter Obi and DATTI Ahmed, insha'Allah,Ameena

wickedfacts:
Most definitely my fellow nairaland resident pickingpocket thechameleon ivartheMENTAL
No wonder he be no longer active on here for a while Baaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

inoki247:
akunatakasi said ya cerebellar ataxia issa in ya ear,we think that issa very tru
Fools like you but you support putting the country in Cash Scarcity to suit ur own theory buh u wan run mad when someone try to also save a state from been a killing Field....

wolesmile:
The News said APC. The pix shows PDP.
you and ngasky sef,na wa for Una..if dem say Una not dey read now,na wahala but it's very clear which party he belongs to now and that pic was a 2019 pic nah,haba!!!!

Which one is it exactly?

MartinCorridon:
Oya. Go and like your comment with the alternate moniker. I know how well I brush you says an ivartheMENTAL thechameleon etc coneheaded structured hotoroMental

MartinCorridon:
Afonja as usual

LexngtonSteele thechameleon ivartheMENTAL:
We know Igbo men will rather be Fulani slaves than be peers with Yoruba.

That's why Yoruba looks away when their masters are flogging them mercilessly.

24 years of slavery under PDP with nothing to show for it... yet you're here proudly showing your chains as ID card.
afonja MENTALUS Tantalus hotoroMental
Bola Ahmed Tinubu will be President no matter the envy of Igbo. Happy Crying in advance.

sissyevy:
sissy Ode

sissyevy:


My father’s siblings call my mother by her name Ada. The younger ones call her aunty Ada. Are they supposed to always call her our wife, madam, mama this, mama that

DonroxyII:
Well .... Whatever Rocks Ya Boat ...Until dem plank you 2by2 for Head you no go Reset ....

Even if Good gestures is misinterpreted I just rendered I'm sorry and Walk Away.... next time I Correct myself in front of such fellow ..... You no get work dey fight unnecessary drama ...

I'm a Yoruba man ... there is "O" there is "e" ... e is a prefix for Respect ...
O is a Prefix for Comradeship..

Once a Female friend is Married ... I changed it to "e" to mark my respect for her marital life and Mix with "O" once we are together ....

A colleague of mine got Married to a girl in my Department she was in 300L while I was in year 2 of Masters .... Very Junior to me age ....

I started using "e"(Prefix for Respect) for Her Once she Married my Colleagues even while they were dating .... E.g Sister Ayoka, e bami ki Bro Seye ..(Sister Ayoka, help me greet seye) ...

That's Our Culture....

I could sound English by Saying "Ayoka ba mi ki Seye" .... (Ayoka, Greet seye):

Next stages of Couples gossips is gonna be on Ya Head.... Next thing is Ore re Baje(Your Friend is Disrespectful, He has been calling me by my first name ... one day one day I go change am for him ....

To avoid stories that Touches the heart ... simply Comply and Move On......

A Yoruba-Man is known for much Diplomatic-Relations na why dem call us Tortoise!

pocohantas:
This is basic English. Don’t stress me if you missed it. Once again, I can’t call my FRIEND’S SPOUSE, FRIEND’S SPOUSE!

Your chochocho is too much!