₦airaland Forum

Westbestside:
You mean the war that was led by Afonja man and fought by minorities.

solmus:
please don't tell me trash about verdict of the Appellate court, if she was to nullify APC then no other candidate met the constitutional requirement of 2/3 25% in all LGAs not even PDP

solmus:
dull vs full cant you read son

solmus:



would she be dull enough to rig Kaduna or Nassarawa and not cos chaos

Did PDP win 2/3 requirement in all LGA, or did they win popular vote ? Constituition spelt it clearly how to win an election as a Governor and PDP didn't win as they never satisfied the requirement as stipulated by the law

*It was this woman that got Injunction for stoping Peter Odili's corruption trail , saying EFCC cant investigate him
*She secured the most bizzare victory for wike in 2015
*Manipulated the peoples will in Zamfara , Rivers and now Bayelsa

This isn't about APC vs PDP, its about Bayelsa people coming together to stop Dickson and his cousin from running them to ground in poverty and lack amid surplus, Lyon was supported by his people, countless celebrities from Bayelsa like Harry Song and co, Militants, and even PDP Governors and Ex President Jonathan, Now because of her selfishness Bayelsans that had resolve to vote in peace would resort to violence

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fredie107:
1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating

3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"

4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road

5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni.

6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it

7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??

8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough

9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.

10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying

11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House

12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'.

13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet

14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy

15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive

16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

You can add yours, lets have fun.

Picture Of A Ghost Making A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie

LZAA:
Immhotep and iceberg3 ooo
Cc GMBuharii gwarotango greenback Afamed Adaibeku bastardmod helinues

IamD18:
Look at the content of a white woman's purse.

Very reasonable and interesting contents.

Try open a Nigerian woman's purse. You'll keep seeing things like...

Tissue, pad, spare pant, female condom, makeup kits, Paracetamol, 5inches nail, agbalumo seed, vitamin C, cucumber, spoon, candle, condemned charger, baba blue sweet, Old 20Naira note,postinor13,crayfish, rusted ear rings and all sorts of rubbish.

Some dey even carry shaving bic dey waka around incase they see opportunity to fvck for money, dem go enter bathroom go shave come out dey shine teeth like goat wey dem cut em head.

Tufiakwa!!!

Lovelive:
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Mbeki:
Am just imagining if it was Nnamdi Kanu that threatens to kill Buhari. By now , all the combined military forces will be busy bombing the whole of South East!

LegendHero:
All they are saying in this image is just English language and substitution of NURTW for another name while the players remain the same.

He just appointed the notorious Auxillary as the collector for his new platform and yet you said NURTW is banned?

Kingosytex:
I thought the NA said that Shekau has been killed!!!!

Is Shekau the proverbial cat with nine lives?


Like s nairalander pointed out, I can't imagine a terrorist threatening Trump on American soil...Do you?


America should get rid Shekau in same manner they got rid of Soleiman...



Shekau must be sent to meet his 72 virgins immediately ����

Patrioticman007:
What do these Fulani Herdsmen want again ?. Imagine after leaving their cows to roam our roads, leading to trafficking jam.

They went ahead raping innocent Igbo Jews.

The Commander of the six Fulani Herdsmen, Madua Ahamba punished an innocent Igbo Jew & denying him of his 40k. Is it wrong to sleep with your babe 4 times ?. Where are Amotekun when you need them most ?.

helinues:
SERAP or SHARAP

Built2last:
THE NORTH AND VANITY OF POWER

By Charles Ogbu (Twitter@RealCharlesOgbu)

Northern Nigeria is a tragic paradox. A walking contradiction, I mean.

For over 40 years, the North has ruled Nigeria and controlled every aspect of her national life. The current President of Nigeria is from the North and virtually every security agencies in Nigeria including the paramilitary ones are in the hands of Northerners. Yet, almost half of the North is firmly in the hands of terrorists, bandits and other criminal elements operating under different names. Both our Army Chief, Defence minister and even the Commander-In-Chief now need to be escorted by almost the entire Nigerian armed forces before they visit their home towns all in the North. As I type, some of the bodies of dozenS of people butchered by bandits Friday evening in President Buhari's own home state of Katsina are yet to be interred.

All the revenue generating agencies in the country from the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA) etc are manned by Northerners. The richest man in Africa is from the North. Yet, according to a recent report released by World Bank, 87% of Nigerians living in poverty are in the North.

Beyond poverty and insecurity, the North boasts of having the highest number of out-of-school children estimated at 12 million by a UN report. The worst case of infant and maternal mortality in Nigeria is in the North. The worst case of illiteracy and drug abuse is in the North. It is also in the North that the highest number of unemployed and unemployable youths are found.

This raises the question: What exactly has the Northern elites done for the North with all the long years they've controlled political power in the country? Of what use is power if you cannot use it to change the fortune of your people?

In the midst of all these internal contradictions, why do Northern youths still seem to worship their political elites as some god instead of seeing and treating them as the real authors of their misfortune? Why do Northern youths only care about helping their elites acquire political power without deploying that same energy towards making sure they use that power in a way it will benefit the average Northerner?

Funny enough, despite the consensus on the nothingness that is the Buhari regime and the entire North becoming a hotbed of terrorism and banditry under a Northern Commander-In-Chief, if elections were to be held today between President Buhari who has failed beyond every doubt and a Southern candidate with excellent record and a credible chance of transforming Nigeria, chances are the average Northern youth will vote Buhari even if doing so will conclusively put the country on the way to golgotha. He will, because all that matters to him is having a fellow Northern Muslim at the helm of affairs. Mind you, if the North were to be a separate Nation, Northerners would never elect someone of Buhari's intellect and competence to head even a hamlet because they know he has nothing to offer. The only reason they support Buhari is because they care more about dominating others than they do about performance.

It is a cultural thing. It has a name: Feudalism.

And this is exactly why the North and the South can never coexist happily because the two regions have a world view and value system that contrasts sharply with each other. One wants to explore the world and her full potentials while the other simply wants to dominate everyone and force others to go back to the dark ages with her.

I understand that we are in a time when truth sounds like hate to those who hate it but it must be stated in an unmistakable term that the Northern part of Nigeria is a huge liability to the rest of the country. If the region fails to take immediate steps to address her issues, the North risks collapsing under the weight of her internal contradictions. And when it happens, it will drag the rest of the country along as we are already witnessing.

Southern leaders must start making preparations for the day-after-tomorrow because if a man cannot stop a bad rain from falling, wisdom demands he should at least take measures to protect himself from being beaten by the rain.

Simplyleo:
50b from Anambra? How?

Where is the fed govt expecting Anambra to get that from when the annual igr of SE is less than 30bn?

Besides, has Anambra finished paying back the bailout? Let's not talk about minimum wage.

olaolulazio:
Lyon is coming...

garfield1:
I blame sylva and the naive lawyers apc hired

comshots:
Tanko will not be happy with the judges.

NEIGHBOUR:
APC was foolish to have kept quite about the antecedents of Mary Odili. She is from Imo state where APC just overturned. In fact, she is from Mbaise just like Ihedioha so indeed a distant relation of Ihedioha.
She is also married to a powerful PDP member. She fought Pdp battles for them.

garfield1:
Despised.but how come they are ruling edo and won bayelsa? Listen,majority of bayelsans voted Lyon not pdp

Renforce:
Every lion against my destiny....

Officialgarri:
I thought the word "thug" was synonymous to APC supporters only

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