₦airaland Forum

Nde ela! .........I hate all Nigerian men in uniform expecially police. Anytime i see them na to commit murder dey run for my mind

This is one of the reasons why i love this country, very funny people

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bonechamberlain:
Islam, don't know if it is a religion or a cult. how can there not be a problem when the foundation was built on violence. Muhammed started it fighting and forcefully converting people, uthman Dan fodio brought the. nonsense to Nigeria fighting and also forcefully converting people, and we called that religion of peace. why Christians aren't violent is because the foundation was based on peace and love for one another. Christ came, instead of staying to enjoy with his peacefully converted brothers he choose to die for us, the Europeans came into Nigeria despite all their selfish desires no body was forcefully converted. we have various bodies in Christianity but none preaches violence. in islam if there are 10, six preaches jihad ( violence). pls u guys ( Muslims) should go and some soul searching and be sure u are in the right place.

Nice one!

I know say dat kind jaz nor fit work on me

nairaman66:
Afro candy the second! That's what you are Shella BigTits


But wait ooO! Timaya and this girl could have planned this frame to generate traffic for her song! Don't ask me why, a man can do anything for the punny!

U just said my mind.....Publicity stunt

pointstores:
I know what am saying bros these guys are 2 much in an haste precaution matters

Its true sha, God will save us 4rm reckless drivers/okada men.

Hmm Zainab, i like dat name die!. This pretty girl nai dat bast*rd wan kill troway before, why some humans dey heartless like this sef? .......Wish her speedy recovery

What caught my attention is that rice part. How dare u tell me not to eat rice! Am addicted to rice, there is no day i dont eat rice...I will eat rice before and after my wedding. Infact i will continue eating rice till i join my paternal grand father a renowned rice eater

pointstores:
Inpatience of these okada riders

Accident isnt all about your impatience or carelessness . Its either you hit sumone or sumone hits you.................RIP to the okada man

What an embarrassing embarrassment!.......Most Chinese girls are fvcking ugly. See her toothpick legs sef. Tufiakwa!

Freemanan:
I called her a woman... Sup with that?

Lol. U called her a "MILF". Anywayz, lets 4get abt it

marshalcarter:
but the tin wey vex me pass..the useless gal never called back.....dats wen I knw she was sent from pappy kingdom



@ last I conquered all

Hahahaha, bad guy

Freemanan:
Lalasticlala and this woman...
Hmmmm

MILF

Dat isnt nice bro. Why call her dat?

One of the things i like abt this damsel is her killer smile....Happy b/day Kate!

marshalcarter:
@ 1st....the guy go be lyk''norin hapuned bae..norin..norin''...you can take a cab home










Few minutes later....you gon be lyk''chai....nd ma mind tell me mah no carry am ooo....dats when you knw dat big boiz cry but bigger boiz WEEP





#weed nd chivita

Lol, i can see u are talking from experience

Bootybuttchic:
20s jorh

Alrite, happy b/day......Dnt 4get my cake sha

Bootybuttchic:
please wish me. a happy birrhday

Tell me ur age 1st

It kinda look like a plane under Edo Airways so i call it "HAIRCRAFT

smallpeepee:
if a gal lyks u frm d onset u dnt nid 2 stress ya sef.

Exactly!

boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the rituals
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!

Hahahahaha, honestly this will work.

Jannie1999:
Chai see how she don fat oo

Women! Person fat una go talk, person thin una go talk.....Nawa o!

The topic should av been "See What Islam Has Turned Nigeria Into".......Dat police woman positioning make sense for dat tin o

Tufiakwa! Not even in my dream....After God fear woman.

luvmijeje:
Did majority of people in Delta state voted for Buhari? With all due respect, the Cleric should keep his mouth shut and stop the nonsense of speaking on behalf of Nigerians who voted for change.

We didnt vote cos Buhari got notin to offer, he should stop deceiving Nigerians and get down to business ....Change indeed!

So pathetic

hedonistic:
Ol boy, see men! Doing it the real way, lol.

Nah! Dat isnt the real way at allllllllll

madgoat:
slowly drinking to their graves

Lol, u just said my mind.

She is a paragon of beauty, no doubt abt dat....But dat her age, adonbilivit!

keandre:
Yea, someone said same thing to him years back

Lol, take it easy bro

Aitee1:
Of What help will my fragile self render

All my love ones knows I don't like fight and can't render help in any so they don't bother hoping on me to help them if at all they find themselves in any.

Lol, ok o

SELENAqueensy:
Said my head... My hair covered it

Alrite, u still look kul