₦airaland Forum

Aitee1:
I can't even go near a fight scene

What if na ur loved one dey fight and dem dey panel beat him/her?

SELENAqueensy:
To separate fight is one thing I can never do again in my life...
The scar on my head is as a result of that...

I cant see any scare o. Is the scar on ghost mode?

What abt the novice? I belong to dat category, i dnt know anytin abt those betting stuffs even though am a die hard football fan. Gambling isnt part of me

I know say i like kerewalogy wel wel, but notin go eva make me ban.g person wife no mata how konji hold me. Tufiakwa!

MarvellousGod:
Hmmmmm.. so knor and maggi are two different things? Thought knorr is a kind of maggi

Issorait....

Hahahahahaha, Chai! Nigerians!

No wonder! He be Arsenal fan... See how the baby for the right hand side dey look am sef.....The baby be like "If i tear this man one hot slap now Nairalanders nor go say i wicked"

Mumu, who u dey deceive......I just dey imagine how dis pple judgement go be when dem die.

KELVINXY:
I love it when someone is realistic.
not pretending as if his/her life is a fantasy.#liveUrLife

Nice one! I wonder why Nigerians dnt like minding dia business...Honestly i dnt see anytin wrong in what dat bride did

That guy must be a glutton

If u see Nigerian police u nor run nai be say leg dey pain u

Donalleh:
wow degree in cookiology which school did u grad

I schooled in France

Donalleh:
wow degree in cookiology which school did u grad

For the smally mind he think say he be Wizkid

Kinda funny.. ..Anywayz i dnt know anytin abt dem cos i hardly visit canteens.....I like preparing my food personally cos i got degree in Cookiology. Even my babe is jealous

I dont even know what to say sef

Dat woman is an opio, just pray make she nor get belle.......If u truely love ur wife u wont play away match, to make matters worse na wt ur neighbour. WTF!.....U just dey fall ur wife hand. Bros u nor try at allllllllll!

Mumu supporters ........My hatred for some idiot1c Nigerians increases on daily basis....Hailing fvcking poliThiefcians while they set ablaze maggi, groundnut and pepper thieves

Even if na Champions league final i nor fit take this risk. If person dey plan u b4 u don kpuf be dat.......dem go just push u codedly at the end dem go say na accident

missKiffy:
This is just a waste

Dnt conclude like dat o. The deceased built dat coffin hilmself cos he was an architect......havent u heard of Coffinology?

Nigerians like osho free tins, but i know say no Nairalander go accept this coffin as gift.........If u know say u nor go accept click "Like"

UyiIredia:
I had several run-ins with gay teens while in KC. One happened in JS2 before dawn when a senior took me to where I was to fetch water for him, which seniors normally did. There was no water so we were walking back to the hostel, he was walking behind me and at a point I thought it was suspicious so I turned to check and escaped his erect d*ck aiming for my a$$hole, in fact it hit my buttcheek. I couldn't fight the guy since he was hefty, if not im for chop am. So I laughed and left him. Believe it or not I'm one of the lucky ones. Any KC boy should know how many dudes got their a$$ busted while asleep.

Nawa o! I wonder the satisfaction they derive 4rm it. I cant imagine myself bang1ng a fellow guyz a**hole when dia are lots of girls looking for guyz like me to service dia juicy kpekus......U are really lucky

vooks:
Sorry I misunderstood your question. I meant Boko Haram killings. They target perceived enemies of Islam

Alrite

vooks:
They are good at killing whatever they perceive as enemies of the state. So don't expect them to kill the insurgents because they are on the same side

The bottom line is dat BH dnt know what they are fighting for. So those Chibok girls and oda innocent Nigerians they av slaughtered are enemies of the state? Adonbilivit!

I dont even know what this thread is all abt cos i cant waste my time reading this epistle.......But its like it got to do wt USA (United States of Amebo)

That soldier must be very stewpid! Even if na Range Rover dem steal e nor warrant this kind punishment.....There are many wayz to kill a rat.

vooks:
While Islam kills gays, Christianity offers them salvation

Since they are very good in killing why havent they ended the insurgency by killing dia brothers the MUSBOKOS?

Hahahahahahaha, Chai!.....Very hilarious

I don see the reason why i like dat tin die

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nice one.........But i dnt like that derogatory remark abt Tonto Dike ......I like her alot

Buchukwu:
Since buhari has seen we are serious about having our own country,if he's reasonable he should set up a committee to negotiate the peaceful dissolution of Nigeria, If it's oil, they can take the damn oil and gas in Enugu, Aba, Imo, Anambra,Ebonyi etc. DO YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE OIL, GAS AND COAL IN THESE STATES BUT THEY CHANNEL OIL PIPELINES FROM THOSE STATES TO NIGER DELTA SO AS TO CREATE ENEMITY BETWEEN IGBOS AND NIGER DELTANS AND MAKE NIGER DELTANS THINK WE WANT THEIR OIL. MOST OF THE SO CALLED OIL PEOPLE THINK COMES FROM NIGER DELTA ACTUALLY COME FROM IGBO LAND.
We don't need the damn thing to survive, we just want to be free. Mehn Nnamdi kanu ain't joking, he has weapons and powerful bombs and war planes stalked away somewhere, i've seen things myself. Nigeria didn't defeat us in 1967, the whole world did. They should know that the world is advanced. 1967 aint 2015. Buhari and these so-called leaders should know they can't run cos they and their children, grand-children and great grand-children will be killed anywhere they run to in this world. IPOB is everywhere. Buhari said Nnamdi kanu lied? Did buhari not say he'll islamise everybody in Nigeria? Is buhari not a rapist? Is he not the sponsor of bokoharam? When buhari was 45, did buhari not rape Aisha when she was just 9 years old? Which sane human beign does that?

THE ZOO MUST FALL

Nice one bro!

PhockPhockMan:
Abeg go and sit down, how can he move the country forward when he can not move his tongue properly.

Chai! Bros u get bad mouth die!. See how u disgrace me for public just now.....I couldnt hold back the laughter, everybody just turned staring at me wondering what prompted my laughter

TolaniLuv:
I can't swim too bro! So as my friends . Sorry I mean all my friend can't swim too

U dont av any problem cos u are an African man wt Chinese IQ. If it happens u find urself in dat situation u can get outa than water wt ease just like Jet Li or Jackie Chan base on Kung Fu tins.....Lol