₦airaland Forum

Ugly thing ........Instead of u to concentrate more on ur acting u are talking trash, when she eventually meets a man that has degree in kerewalogy she will still be the one to sue for divorce.... Dont even know her sef

chymystique:
Evn if his rod enters from the P and comes out from the mouth, if she is not enjoying or wants it, na to lie like log of dead wood thats almost same as sleeping. As for those saying kitten on fire, in this case its not possible cause the woman's mind and brain is in another planet. BTW, such men can never be good in bed except to just dey hammer the pussy like say him be carpenter

Honestly some men dont know how to make use of dia bulala.....Bulala isnt meant for inflicting pains to kpekus. I sure say if the man dey lick her kpekus like lollipop at times madam for nor complain....."There are many ways to kill a rat"

harbeedaymee:
This one wey we come begin dey call trouser pant for dis country na wa. Must we copy anything American?

Dont mind dem jawe.....i pray make dem nor change garri to golden morn oneday

lekjons:
rememberin my childhood days alone alwys gat me smilling!

*dose days of drama btw me and ma mum
laugh with me

(after stealing mum's 3naira coins)
Mum: lekan who took d #3 i put here?
Me: it's not me i swear, believ me, i only took it a while ago and i put it back
Mum: (smiles) it's not u abi?
Me: ehn.
Mum: oya jump up
Me: (jumps up) wain!(coins ringing in ma pocket)
Mum: Lekan, who took it(the coins)
Me: I told u it's not me
Mum: okay!, jump up again
Me: (jumps up) wain!!
Mum: is d money in ur pocket??
Me: no oo!!
Mum: good boi, jump up again
Me: (jumps up) wain!!! (a coin fell off ma pocket)
Mum: what's dat?!, a coin?, whr did it fell off?
Me: I dunno oo, it's not frm ma pocket i swear!
Mum: Ok i tink it fell from heaven, good boi, jump up again
Me: (jumps ups) waaiinn!! (everythn fell off) mum trust me it's not frm my pocket i swear
Mum: (grabs ma hears) BASTARRDD!!
*ma sch uniform colour when goin to schl (white), wen comin bck (drk brown) n it'll stil b white again whl goin bck in d mornin

Lolz.....Av been squeezing my face for the past 20mins cos my babe provoked me, but afta reading ur comment i couldnt hold back the laughter

Abobaku0147:
shioooou! she no hear say na for better and for worst

So as her power nor carry the incessant kerewalogy make she die for the marriage? Dats not fair na

chymystique:
That Man is a PIG and real N¥mpho! .. That woman is kind sef... this kin thing na to sleep off as he is having the sex when him tire him go bug off... Yeye Man

Have u heard of this saying "U cant go to sleep when ur house is on fire"? How sleep wan take catch the woman when her toto dey burn?

elnino2015:
Take heart bro,

Women are the most mysterious creatures on earth, you can never predict them.

When a guy wants to end a relationship, there will be signs, but when a girl wants to end a relationship, you'll never know until that very moment, I wonder how they do it.

I dont agree with u at all! A smart guy will know unlike that suwegbe OP wey fall guyz hand this evening

OP honestly i feel like giving u a thunderous slap......U are a disgrace to male folks

Goodboiyy:
bro the help u render to any lady is waste, but the 1 u render to the needy is nt waste.

Buh your wife is part of you, Isn't she ?

Not all wives are wives, if she is a virtuous woman no problem

Goodboiyy:
Lolz, even if am in luv with the bitch, won't try that.

Buh if its my wife, gonna give it a thought nt gf.

Who she help ?

Lol, bros u try to even think abt ur wife. I wont make that mistake, love nor sweet me reach that side........The only person i can do that for is my mum

Pavore9:
Try that and see family meetings on top your head!

Lol, are we 4rm the same family?

misspicy:
Pictures or.......

You sabi d drill

So if u dont see it u wont reciprocate my love? U av just broken my heart with a sledge hammer *sobbing*

I cover my John Thomas with the blood of Jesus

onomeglo:
Kai cute twins,I love them

I hear say dem get serious gal frnds so 4get abt dem.......Transfer that love come my side base on tradition, u know everytin na

misspicy:
My type of handsome

Btw,Op are they single?

4get about them jor, am single and more handsome. Lol

The email addresses cracked me up. OP just made me remember my 1st email ....if i talk am Nairalanders with dia bad mouth go just finish me ....Nice one OP

I pity El Rufai's wife, i know say dem go don demolish her punna wel wel

I trust myself i cant take what doesnt belong to me. Its against biblical and moral ethics, that guy is a thief.....Make he nor worry "nor be the day wey person injure the injury dey get pus"..... "Wetin happen for sheep house go happen for goat house oneday"

cao:
Then you could have simply refrained from commenting all together, but now we'll simply assume that you're indeed from the indomie generation. Sweet sweet irony...

Lol, i didnt comment o. Have u heard of the word "Soliloquy"?

If i comment now they will say i belong to the indomie generation, i better keep my mouth shut

Congrats to him ....Am not a big fan of Nigerian movies but any movie wey this bros dey i must watch am

Sumone shud pls hook me up with dat Alhaja, i need a sugar mummy badly

cyara:
If he was caught red handed and he was just flogged no problem. I don't know why a grown up man feels stealing is ok. I have been a victim and I seriously don't pity them

Nice one........U are really beautiful but why are u gloomy even with a cup of tea in front of u?

cherylsmith:
See, face your front o. Common car seat you say? Okay, if she comes to pick you with her male friend in the front seat, just take a seat behind.

Dont mind him jawe......Some people thinking na one way. How will a sane guy pick up his gal frnd with anoda gal in the front seat? The only women i can give that opportunity are my mum and elder sist. My gal frnd will understand

Bilbao thrashed Barca 4-0? ......Adonbilivit!

nickyvil:
E be like say mod nah barca fans

Fan not fans.....Nawa o!

I would have loved to see the shock on the mans face when he saw that poster...This story is annoyingly funny

He gave her sex,ual healing, no big deal about that

I cant buy anything from this kinda person, even his face is suspicious.

ademega:
I wonder too. who wan die for this kind sweet world

You don ask those useless islamic suicide bombers this question?

uselessgoat:
MESSI FOR WORLD BEST. RONALDO MUST BE WEEPING NOW

Ronaldo must surely weep, i aint a Barca fan but i must confess Messi is a genius. I alwayz enjoy watching him

Even though our good for nothing leaders frustrate us we alwayz come up with funny stuffs to put laughter on our faces........I love Nigerians jawe!