₦airaland Forum

offspec:
If the guy is not a breach to your peace, i'll advice you leave him. The nightmares you have are as a result of the ill feelings you have towards him. To that guy, you are his messiah and trust me, he will never forget you.

Dnt conclude like dat o. Some pple are just ungrateful even if u give them ur life. Notin on earth will make me harbour anybody....the tin nor favour my mum at all........Am talking from experience

Instead of them to kill the fvcking snake they were busy snapping pictures. What if na human being e swallow?....I hate snakes eh!

I know Buhari is inside one of those vehicles

TolaniLuv:
They do, but, why can't black people swim?

I dnt know o! Even me sef i cant swim, i will soon learn sha.....Can u swim? Dnt lie o

TolaniLuv:
Black people can't swim

So whites dont get drowned?.....Nawa o!

R.I.P

U can take a horse to the river but u cant force it to drink water.....Na only him waka come

The Lord is ur strenght soldier....If not for my dad who discouraged me years ago i would av been a soldier by now. I so much love the Military............Shout out to my childhood friend Paul, keep the flag flying. Kill all them fvcking bokos!

Even if i get money like Bill Gates i nor fit waste am like dis!

Ayima:
Same here too bro.

Nice one

Girl, i so much love female children....My siblings and i really enjoyed our elder sist. She played the role of small mummy expecially when mum isnt around

Nice one! I wish i fit marry Ify

Kockane:
Different strokes for different folks.

While he is rejoicing over his granted bail application, I'm here thinking of which babalawo will help me do jazz to remove the pregnancy that shukurat, my neighbour's maid has for me and has refused to abort.

Dear God, please help me. Shukura is just an agent of the devil from a bad home who was sent to destroy my destiny.

My fellow Nairalanders, may no Togolese house maid ever carry unwanted belle for any of una IJN!!! Amen.

I dont blv this ur tales by moonlight but if its true pls dnt abort the innocent baby. Secondly, stop blaming Shukura cos nobody forced u to shuk her, besides u enjoyed the shuking...

So Ijebu people dey compete wt Isoko people for stinginess .....Isoko pple stingy die, expecially those 4rm Iyede. Dog nor dey chop dia sh1t

I can neva depend on anybody to move my belle ministry to the permanent site........To buy food nor dey trip me at all cos i sabi cook like winch, even my babe and her frnds dey beef me codedly

Abeg make una help me ask dat bros why he John Thomas dey rise

Its simple na! Una know say snakes they like music wel wel, so i will grab my flute and play a melodious tune just like they do in indian movies. Dat will calm the snake.....Or i will quickly dash to my village to get sum stuffs base on logistics

braimeddy:
what is the state govt doing abt dis? What abt the politicians? Did they not cast their vote

We dont av politicians in Delta.....i call them poliThiefcians

MyPWisINCORRECT:
Yes he inserted without pulling her pants...it's called "OPEN CURTAIN"

Na "FREE TO AIR" we dey call am for my area.......The babe nor wear pant

Nawa o, this 21st century nai pple still dey take r/ship serious? ........as for me i nor get time to waste time.. Any day my babe visit me nai she be my own, as soon as she leave my bonk i nor send

peppyluv02:
Call me a Tribalist but I must say this, the southern soldiers have been pushed to the war front while the northerners are inside the barracks! One Nigeria indeed.
RIP bro. We love you but God loves you most. Adieu!

I agree wt u, sumtin is wrong sumwhere

Celebrities with their antics. Na publicity stunt jor!

RicardozRichard:
My mouth are sealed ......


Nigerians fvckin wrongly since 2000BC :'D

Fvcking wrongly? Nah! If na oyibo babe u fit give her ajebuta fvcking......Most Naija gals prefer kpako knacking......Pull everytin pullable, press everytin pressable. They will still come back for more!

Science wt dia wahala! If baba God dey ur side tins go still happen. Abi 20plus nor dey get complications?.......if we reason everytin wey Doctors advise i nor sure say fear go make us drink water sef

RicardozRichard:
Just Bleep it. Period

Now u are talking. Oranges are easier to pull not water melons....u cant get 100% satisfaction by just pulling them. U got to pull, press................*Some text missing*

RicardozRichard:
When smushing a breast its advisable to pull it and not press it as if ur hand is pressing iron

What if the babe has water melons?

toshmann:
No be only mosquitoes o, female dogs, female ants, female bees, female spiders (ever heard of the black widow? Kills and EATS the male after sex )
Female lions, leopards and tigers . . . . . . . . and worst of all female Humans

[size=5pt]Wahala don burst, make i run comot [/size]

Lol. U beta run o!

Lilimax:
Elephantiasis Causes

Elephantiasis is a syndrome caused by infection with a nematode parasite called the filarial worm. The parasite is transmitted form human to human via the female mosquito and grows into an adult worm that lives in the lymphatic system of a human.

Eight filarial worms are known to affect humans and these can be divided according to the body area they affect, as follows:
•Subcutaneous filariasis is caused by infection with the parasites Onchocerca volvulus, Loa loa, and Mansonella streptocerca, which all occupy the fat layer of the skin.
•Lymphatic filariasis is caused by the parasites Wuchereria bancrofti, Brugia malayi, and Brugia timori, which live in the lymphatic system.
•Another group of filarial worms including Mansonella ozzardi and Mansonella perstans occupy the serous cavity of the abdomen (serous cavity filariasis).

Source: Google

Female mosquitoes are very wicked o!...............I just pity the poor boy

What abt smushing it?

See dia faces

KingTom:
May a spear be driven into my anus and come out of my mouth if I treat my wife with disdain because of one runs girl, may my testicles be bathed with hot dry danjarawa pepper if I try it, may lakaye use my blood to bathe if I try am. Nonsense!!!!!!!

This one is strong! Bros abeg take am easy....Lol

I will neva treat my side chick beta than my wife. B4 side chick go chop my N10 my wife don chop N100..........I pray make i get beta wife sha