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Car TalkRe: See What Happened To Me After I Changed My Car Tyre For The First Time (graphic) by Icent99(m): 10:37am On Apr 27, 2022
Dailyparrot:
I have been driving my car since 2019 but have never changed the tyre myself. Anytime the tyre has problem, there are always owomida people to help change it for a small fee.

It happened that I was driving from oshodi to Lekki and as I was approaching third mainland Bridge, my tyre collapsed.

I parked and started learning left hand at old age. I managed to change it but my palms felt it.

The sad thing is that immediately I was about tightening the nuts firm, two touts rushed to the place and seized the tyre that I brought out, asking that I should find them money.

This touting thing is a menace in Lagos. Less than 100 meters from there, we met a dead body of an NURTW who was wearing their tithe collection uniform and a stick in his hand. If it was a car that knocked him down, I can't tell.

But I commend Lagosians for having A1 in "Minding your business 101". The way people were driving pass the dead body, you would think it's a chicken that's lying fallow there.

This is the second dead body I'm seeing on Lagos road since this year. One was a decapitated body at Carter Bridge. They just used tyre to barricade it if not, cars will mistakenly run over the body because people drive at high speed there.

When I saw what happened to my hand, I just whispered to myself "How many times will they tell you that this country is not for you". grin

Imagine if I should take cutlass or hoe to farm now ? I guess I will be admitted in the intensive care unit of the hospital.

Please, what can I rub on this thing to reduce the pain and relieve it completely.
Abeg how many tires you change. Some weeks ago i swapped the four tires on my car. I have a front wheel drive car nd i observed the front tires were almost wearing out but the rear ones were still sharp. I had to jack each tires transferring the rear ones to the front nd the front ones back. Na just my waist suffer am,nothing happened to my palms. But these blemishes my brother. Please take care
SportsRe: Referee Pulls A Gun Out To Restore Order After Controversial Penalty Call by Icent99(m): 2:27pm On Aug 21, 2021
Gidada:
Dear nairalander I'm so sorry for spamming your site but you would understand the pain of a jobless young man with a son to feed and why this has to be sold today

Please I wanna sale my sofa. Just 4 months old used sofa still very neat. With 2 pillows made it for #45k I swear but would sale for #25 or #20k to keep something for my son and use the rest as transportation. Location is ifako ijaiye in Lagos and It's very important I sale it today or tomorrow as I have a job waiting for me in sagbama beyalsa and need to be there by Monday morning after being jobless for close to 6 months with a son to feed. I beg I need to sale this today ASAP. I already have it on jiji but I need to sale it. Painful I'm selling my property to use for transportation but I no fit beg and my pikin can't go hungry and I don tire for bakery work when I can do more
take a loan from one of the various loan apps
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Icent99(m): 9:24am On Dec 10, 2013
caseless: grin
Nyash or nonsense. Evn when i tap it, no chunk of it goest with my palm, i no fit chop am..then i can't jst undrstand why my eyez ar fixed to it. I'm angry at myself.
wanking thingz
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Icent99(m): 9:22am On Dec 10, 2013
You're quite confident today, but an unexpected event might require you to put your perspective back in balance. You can maintain a spiritual point of view based on the idea that everything is exactly as it should be at this time. But don't use this line of reasoning to justify your inaction.Ultimately, working toward a significant goal will make you feel better, even if you don't see any real progress for a few more days.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Icent99(m): 11:02pm On Dec 07, 2013
caseless: watap of dis! shocked shocked

see kids oooo........

sms!

Btw, one gains nothing being a moderator than attracting huge 'enemy base' for urself while the owner is there making money. Mods play the nocturnal , keep night vigils to keep this forum clean, but when seun accepts resignation letter from them , it shows disconnect between him and services they've rendered. angry
SAD TRUTH.....by the way who missed me??
PhonesRe: Tecno M5 discussion thread by Icent99(m): 10:46pm On Dec 07, 2013
jelel6: zesuswritter i hail thee. I know you were kind of like interested in this device b4. Do u know of any stores in benin where this tecno m5 is sold.
OGA go to "something else communication" phone village for ABUMA @ oba market road.....they're likely to have this device
PhonesRe: Tecno M5 discussion thread by Icent99(m): 10:42pm On Dec 07, 2013
jelel6: auchi na my habitat. But benin is where i hunt. If you'd understand....
OGA ......i don decode tey tey.i dey school there sha
PhonesRe: Tecno M5 discussion thread by Icent99(m): 3:52am On Dec 07, 2013
jelel6: am not really in benin right now though. But in auchi. B-side na 4 strong men them. Not me...
OGA you funny die....wetin you go find for auchi?
SportsRe: Brazil 2014: Reasons Why Nigeria Must Win!! by Icent99(m): 10:05pm On Dec 06, 2013
divinelove: Nigeria ll win d world cup bc fate has even programmed our path to do so thro d draw we got. My ghananian brothers shld support nigeria to win it for africa bc its certain ghana has d least chance of progressing frm their group. sad ghana shld start preparing for 2018 wc bc they r only coming to this one to make up d numbers sad
#GBAM......end of discussion.candid advice,you have the choices to either take it or leave it
PhonesRe: Tecno M5 discussion thread by Icent99(m): 10:00pm On Dec 04, 2013
jelel6: nja people greedy oh. So na because tecno say the phone no be 18k again na 23k na in make una pick race from m5. I be think say this tread na go get plenty followers pass because many people go buy m5. See the place dry like desert. My go buy an sha. Na unto say e never they 4 benin side they cause am. Or possibly auchi self. Imaging say na samsung or htc make this monster, na monstrous price u go hear.
OGA where you dey stay for benin??
PoliticsRe: LIVE UPDATES On Anambra Supplementary Election by Icent99(m): 2:57pm On Nov 30, 2013
pmc01: But just a bit right?
JUNKY
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A3 Specs by Icent99(m): 2:24pm On Nov 30, 2013
General Information
2G Network GSM 900 / 1800
3G Network HSDPA 2100
4G Network No
SIM Dual mini SIM
Status Available December 2013
Body
Dimensions 160 x 82 x 8.9mm
Keyboard Touchscreen
Colors White, Black, Yellow
Cover Plastic
Display
Type Capacitive touchscreen
with 16,000,000 colors
Size 6.0 inches, 720 x
1280 pixels, 245 pixels per
inch (PPI)
Memory And OS
Card slot MicroSD, up to 32GB
Internal 16GB
OS Android 4.2.2 Jelly Bean
Processors 1.5GHz quad-core CPU,
MediaTek MT6589 chipset
RAM 1GB
Audio
Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones
LoudspeakerYes
Audio port 3.5mm jack
Connectivity
2G GPRS – up to 85.6 kbps;
EDGE – up to 236.8 kbps
3G Up to 22.2 mbps downlink;
Up to 5.76 mbps uplink
4G No
WIFI Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, WIFI
hotspot, WIFI direct,
dual-band
Bluetooth Version 3.0
GPS A-GPS
NFC No
USB MicroUSB v2.0
Camera
Primary 13MP, up to 4128×3096-
pixel pictures, Geo-
tagging, auto focus,
face detection camera
with LED flash
Video 1080p@60fps
Secondary 8MP up to 3264×2448 pixel
pictures
Battery
Capacity 2630mAh Li-Ion battery
Stand-by N/a
Talk time N/a
Music play N/a
Other Features
Sensors Accelerometer,
Compass, Ambient light
sensor
Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, Push
Mail, IM
Browser HTML5
Java No
- SNS integration
- MP4/MPEG4/H.263/
H.264 player
MP3/WAV/eAAC+/AC3/
FLAC player
- Document viewer
- FM radio
- Image viewer
- Voice memo/dial/
command
- Predictive text input
- Google Search,
Whatsapp, Google Maps,
Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar,
Google Talk, Facebook,
Whatsapp
Price
Price level About 235 USD
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A3 Specs by Icent99(m): 2:06pm On Nov 30, 2013
i am not here to insult any1's opinion,everybody is entitled to theirs,though some are s.t.u.p.i.d.sammys una too get mouth,keep condeming other people's hardwork,tecnocrat body too catch una,dey compare una phone with sammy.......jus like comparing 9ja Vs Us
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Icent99(m): 11:30pm On Nov 28, 2013
Cant stop laffin Some movie producers went to use someone's house to shoot a movie scene. They needed someone to act the role of a gate man so they offered the Aboki at the house some money to act the role. The director gave the Aboki a cutlass and told him to give a pretense chase after the star actor who was acting the role of a thief. "If you hear me say "action" make you run after am o, just do as I say... you hear?" The Aboki nodded in affirmation. Na so Director shout "action", and the star actor took off and aboki began to pursue him round the compound, as dem dey reach fence na so director shouted "cut, cut, cut"! Ol'boy!!!!! Star actor still dey Igbobi ooo! FEEL FREE TO SHARE,CLICK Laff Of Life AND LIKE OUR PAGE IF YOU'RE YET TO BE OUR FAN www.facebook.com/laffOFlife
THANKS IN ANTICIPATION
Forum GamesRe: Make A Full Sentence Without Using "Is", "The", "Of", "And", "In" and "A" by Icent99(m): 11:03pm On Nov 28, 2013
there comes mrsincredible tallking to me
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Icent99(m): 10:54pm On Nov 26, 2013
During one of her daily classes a
teacher trying to teach good manners
asked her students the following
question:
"Tony, if you were on a date having
dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go
to the toilet?"
Tony said, "Just a minute I have to go
piss, bitch."
The teacher responded by saying,
"That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Stevie, how would you
say it?
" Stevie said, "I am sorry, but I really
need to go to the lav. I'll be right
back."
"That's better, but it's still not very
nice to say the word lav at the dinner
table
And you, AKPOS, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good
manners?"
AKPOS: I would say-"Darling, may I
please be excused for a moment? I
have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner."
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Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Icent99(m): 10:42pm On Nov 26, 2013
A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate,
he took another one and the man next
to him said, "Do you know that eating
chocolate can damage your teeth"
The boy replied "My grandfather lived
123 years"
The man asked "Was it because of
eating chocolate?"
The boy replied "No because he was
always minding his own business"
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Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Icent99(m): 10:32pm On Nov 26, 2013
Akpos was enjoying the sun at the
beach in Lekki when a Lady came and
asked him, "Are u relaxing?"
Akpos replied; "No, I am Akpos".
A man came and asked him the same
question.
Akpos replied, "No! No! ..aM Akpos!".
Later on a Little Girl came and asked
him same question again.
Akpos became angry and decided to
move away. While walking, he saw a guy
sunbathing.
He went up to him and asked," Are you
Relaxing?" The guy replied; "Yes, I am
relaxing."
Akpos gave him a hot slap on his face
and screamed;"Nor be
you everybody dey look for?" #LOL
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by Icent99(m): 4:38pm On Nov 16, 2013
IAMBREEZY: All na wash
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagos Commercial Driversand Conductors Get Uniformand Id Card by Icent99(op): 7:54pm On Nov 14, 2013
mankand: Is this a joke?
.....joke ke??
them dey take this kind thing joke??
Nairaland GeneralLagos Commercial Driversand Conductors Get Uniformand Id Card by Icent99(op): 6:53pm On Nov 14, 2013
I swear I No fit lauught Again..LAGOS
Commercial Drivers Get Uniform Nd ID
Card..Isn't dis Funny. Conductor self
go get Id Card Follow
WOOW Wonders they say shall never
END,I have never for once imagine
this could happen in
NIGERIA.looking at the man face
self we they fear ooo
LAGOS is kicking of This new
development.
We say kudos to the GOVERNOR
BABATUNDE RAJI FASHOLA

Music/RadioRe: Which Song Would You Ban? by Icent99(m): 10:30pm On Nov 10, 2013
PSquares' PERSONALLY.......WARRIS THIS ONE SINGING
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Icent99(m): 10:35am On Nov 09, 2013
Viewing this topic: Jane laz,
Icent99(m)......mind you,Icent99 was here!!!
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AdvertsRe: We need Pioneer Members. No Financial Commitment Involved. by Icent99(m): 10:08am On Nov 07, 2013
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Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by Icent99(m): 11:08am On Nov 06, 2013
i jus dey observe

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