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Dyt:
That brought the end of the as most people left
Great show I must say
One must sha do something to make one happy in this hard economy
Akpororo next and then seyi law

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dude go back to basic 2 and this time tell your teacher to teach you how to make good sentence and least i forget make dictation your best friend...adios

honestina:
Guys!!! Check out where dem place comfam 5million cash!!! For table for you, come place another plate of comfam hot mad woman shit wey dey turn wit catarh and fried cockroach on top to ganish for u. Come serve one fresh glass of piss on top am, sai until you finish everitin and u go tak the 5million waka wey de ur front.
Abeg my ppl who go fit dobolo ds hot food with the money wey de ur front?

u ought to be ashamed of yourself and to think all this grammatic blunder is coming from a Girl, makes me sick.. If its 2 bang all the dicks in Nigeria u can do that,but just for u 2 make a meaningful statement u can't..Shame on you

austin2all:
This is so true...
Watch how the hoes will avoid this thread like Ebola

you just termed all female gender hoes... which means your mum is also a hoe

No matter wetin u do ba3 wey won run down go run down,,if u like pull out ur phone screen keep one places d ba3 go stil depreciate,,

my candid advice get a good power bank and keep ur chager nearby,den use ur device til it blows up,, thank me later...

Dikemaria:
why you come dey insult am now? it's unfair,everyone is catching fun and you begin to insult the guy. even if you think your richer than him remember that no one knows tomorrow. he careful and apologize to him.

now you have gotten my attention loser what do u want?? A job?,,money??

Emmysteve:
I should have known better that I am replying a mad man. Now get lost and continue roaming the street.

o now i remeba u,,arent u uncle madman,,hav u 4gotten me??,, m d dude whi pick off d streets wen ur stil roamin n took u 2 d asylum,,m happy 2 hear dt ur stil gettin worst,, now i no dt madness was ur calling

shakabulla:
You're a lowlife and I'm not going to waste my time replying you again.

troll vamous outta here b4 i call animal control on ya,,..

Jus com 2 mah crib lemme refresh all of ya wid free top class foot wears

Emmysteve:
You are a big fool if you think you sounded funny with this daft comment. Your mentality really stinks. In your myopic mind, farming is only meant for the poor. Coconut brain

there is no such thing as coconut brain,,dats y i said ur a good 4 nothing punk cococnut has no brain but i wish god gave coconut a brain rather than a nitwit cum sucking leach like u

shakabulla:
Niggar you don't just come on social media and display your generic stupidity and lack of exposure.

troll number 1 i was expecting u,,lemma lecture u on somtin,ur a barberic fool who cant stop pokin his over size nose in other pipos comment,,oya be gone ape.

jamoscofield:
just imagine yourself... you are too dumb to differentiate advice and insult..
Did you really know what "Timber Shed "is..? I bet you don't..
why can't you keep your smelling freaking mouth up if you don't know what to type..

troll sharap go and tell ur troll friends i said so u trolls should jus crawl back 2 ur pit and start digging 4 worms liv ur fellow animals alone

jamoscofield:
see this frustrated he goat..

abeg park well jor,,i jus dey advice u, una 2 dirty jawe and lack fashion sense all of una resemble OBOKI,,very broke creatures from d depths of sahara desert.

poor animal go be like see dis bush-men dey call me bush-rat,so kettle fit call pot black..i no blame una sha i go purge una 2 death jus watch i go give all of una generation Ebola and Lassar fever una go die lyk mosquitos

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The answer is Secret

Tedassie:
lmao...u be hell-worker?e be like sey u 4low 4ppl wey dey bros L payroll o

lemme guess ur d dude on white,, c ur face lyk chinko shit

if i dey bro L payroll dn na u b my paymaster,,

paymaster sir month don end.....

Stuntkid172:
bro u don sentence me be dat ooo, just use style dey mercy 4 persin nah. Ha, its naht fair oo

das wor the no offence was intended for,, anyway nex tym try 2 do sum makeover or better still edit ur pix wid ps or jus blur ur faze...gusssssssssshhhh.......

Stuntkid172:
You guys should take a look at this picture and see for your self.

The tallest woman/lady in Kogi state.
she was given the award by former Governor Late, Prince Audi Abubakar.


*Am the one in the 1st pics (the guy in black polo)*

no offence mahn pls change ur nick to stuntpapa not stuntkid,,ur face pssshhh,, sssssshhhh!!! m dumbfolded,,sowie u resemble 1 calabarboy wey bin dey m G hood d dude dey kill dog 4 a living n d guy look like smfin wey hellfire cast&bind....

much love tho.............Adios.......

Kraspo:
So unfortunate. May her soul rest in peace.
But on a second thought, if a girl is actually getting genuine attention from the guys in her neighbourhood, she won't have any need travelling long distances just to meet a stranger. Why form and act like you are "taken" to the people you know only to travel all night to please someone you barely know, thereby embarrassing your family.

this was the same thing i was thinking...imagine turning guys on her neighbourhood just for a daft bloidsucking aboki..her busy tho shey stubon fly don enta grave.

As for me i cant stay a day without my pretty wife

Why dont u get hold of her, spread her doggie legs wide Open and Bleep her silly

Na Lizzybino be dat na.. lolz

APCHaram:
Why wish for Nnamdi Kanu's conviction and execution on treason because of his political views?

Answer that and we can talk.

I like what you just asked him

Pm me if u want to join Isis or isi-ewu or is it Icid meself no remember but jus pm me i go add u 2 my paycheck

no worry ass-prince, (icewarmer) ez here to melt away ur sorrow...


in other news.dump her sorry azz into d lagoon like d omor igbos...

the pic is made up of the baby it an unborn baby,, dont find any baby inside d pics jus look at d whole pic u will see wat d pic is all abt

that ur gf la winch, jus put a stake tru ha heart n set ha blaze dn thank me later *Endtime gf*

Solve the riddle in the pic below....

How many F's are in the pic below

Then let her call the "Wedding Ringer"

as the Biter saw the Bittee lips she was like OMG see enuf pomo,,,make i just chop small

maybe she born all of them the same time..then nature come cheat some... most of them come tall,fat and look mature pass some..