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Carcholce:
This is why it’s good to marry two wives. Both wives cannot be acting like witch at the same time. They will always be at competition to kill you with sex.

African man, original . They will kill themselves with competition over your matter.

Barman give this man a bottle of chilled orijin

Fire on the mountain, the chicken has come home to roost. E go sweet, probably PMB is under foreign pressure to deal with islamist.
For interpol to be involved, e b tins

Fire on the mountain

SOUR TALK

People from the other side ain't happy about this. BABA no order mass EXODUS

E go reach everybody

E-hailing drivers go dey cash out

Millionaires ko! Naira ni!

Low budget millionaires

vincentjk:
Either they asked the manager to sell them petrol for 170 per liter which he refused blatantly or they had a petrol tanker diversion deal which went wrong and he had to pay with his life.

Sometimes always give people that 10% agreed upon.

Suspect

sukkot:
motor mount or ignition coil or spark plug

Thanks man

I remembered when his dead body was showed on NTA. Governor T.A Orji was right Infront of the body, no peace for the wicked.

Name sake said ''DEVELOPER WAS HOSTILE'' and was sacked for incessant building collapse . Mr Governor has had enough hooge embrassment. It's only in saner climes that politicians resign. E shock me oooo

Money miss road building

Shey it can be added to CV

gaby:
I don't know about you lots but I am confident and believe in a supernatural being I chose to call God.

Even in my unbeliefs and sinful ways, he has always shown himself true and direct to me in several ways and under varying circumstances just to register in my consciousness that he is indeed ever-present.

This is a miracle and yes, miracles do happen....

The first time I got conscious to take note of God and his doings was while I was on my trip through the Sahara desert in search of Europe.

A lot had already happened on the way to qualify for a miracle but as human,,,, it was easy to assume it was just a happenstance.

It was when I had gotten separated from my group and found me all alone by myself wandering with no direction that I knew that indeed, I had no powers or knowledge on my own.

While I was wondering directionless with only the name of the city (Nador) bordering (Melilla) Spain in my head because that was where our guide was taking us so we could breach the high-powered security fences separating Morocco from Spain, I had gone on my one-man solitary walk asking any Moroccan I saw on my way on what path to continue on towards Nador.

I waka sotey my legs feel like say dem don dey enter my body small small.

Dejected, tired, in tears, I kept asking myself (who send me, why I even rest small come fall asleep wey my mates waka leave me).

While still in this state of confusion and lamentation like the average mentally unstable man walking the streets of Nigeria because that was exactly how I (we) looked, a motorcycle stopped right in front of me from no where, it actually felt like I was in a trance until the rider without any exchange of pleasantries urged me on to seat for a ride.

Oga, where you dey carry me go and where you come from? Language barrier wahala...he simply become on me to seat on the bike and was insistent despite my suspicions and subtle refusal.

Me na, I don kukuma tire. If na Police station sef oya make we dey go at least, police go give me hot tea, blanket, and where to sleep.


That was how I mounted the bike oh....zooooommmm...oga stopped asked me to disengage, pointed at a massive mountain overlooking us and told my in a mix of French and Arabic to climb the mountain on to the other side and I'll be close to Nador.

My people, I no get watch or even know wetin time dey talk again but from my reckoning, this would have been something 8pmish....

That was how I embarked on the solo adventure of climbing this humongous mountain.

I climb mountain sotey, I dey see my papa, my mama, my siblings, and everybody wey no even know where I dey for my head inside pitch darkness oooh

I had already gotten so beat down by things I had witnessed and gone through in the course of the journey that I had become dead and numb to feelings and fear sotey I don even dey suspect say na my ghost dey waka....kai

On my way up the mountain, I decided to take a short rest on a rock I saw before me because I was parched, thirsty, hungry, and gasping for breath.

Na so I siddon on top rock dey reason my life and in the process of my loss in thought I felt a part of the rock was hollow and decided to dip my hand in it. On a good and normal day this would have been a very very dangerous play to attempt because I could have been sending my hand straight into a snake's mouth or a scorpion but wetin dangerous pass to run leave house say you want use leg waka go Europe.

Na so I chook hand inside rock oh for pitch darkness na chilled liquid my hand touch ohhh

Amazing God...me wey thirst wan quench for desert?

When I scoop water put for mouth in fact, Rangolis and Eva water combined dey learn work for freshness and refreshingness.

Na so I drink to my fill oh but unfortunately no can to collect extra.

I gather energy and strength continue my blind waka until I got to the peak of the mountain after what seemed like eternity and could look into Melilla Spain.

To descend mountain turn another wahala because the sole of my feet don sore with blisters and my toes all looking out from my battered sneakers. Sneakers wey I spend big money buy from forestry road Benin city to oppress people for Europe oh.

When I manage reach the foot of the mountain for the other side, na so heavy open mouth oh say make I collect better rain....under cold....gosh...

With no where to hide, I continue my waka as the rain even dey give me more energy until I find myself for cemetery.

I refused to push myself any further for that night and decided to make one of the graves my bed for the night.

In fact, tori too long jare

I can never and will never stop in my gratitude to God until he calls me back to him.

I am testimony personified....

So much to thank him for even as I type right now...

By a roadway in the wilderness, God led me, and he caused rivers to flow for me to drink from in the desert...this is my sing-song....


I remember when one shepherd wipe me him stick for head because I dey drag position with him goats to drink water from the same messed up water trough..I had just survived the long tortuous trip through the fiery Sahara desert where I had mastered the art of recycling and consuming my own urine and those who were more dehydrated to pass any would beg with whatever Dollars they had for a sip of your urine to keep them alive and going...hmm

Omoo, that shepherd was mean. The desert is really a wilderness. Did you later meet up with any of your group mates in Europe after missing your way?

gaby:
Wetin man eye see him mouth no fit talk am finish jare

I did close to 2 months in Tamaraset, not a house oh...on too rock..

I dey sleep under rock or on top rock depending on the weather...

Na Tamaraset me and goat dey drag water from the same source...the man wey dey shepherd the goats wipe me stick for head because I dey push him goat to get chance drink water.....

I see shege I no fit lie

BOSS, I dey hail ooo

Alwaysachick:
Sorry about your eye.

I have a relative whose only son went on that route, till today, they are still waiting his return. It's over 20 years and counting. I've heard dreadful stories about Libya - Italy route

, any communication with him or missing in action. Kai, it's well.

UselessBuharist:
I was arrested and taken to prison on this water in 2009/04/03

Interesting, I love reading all these desert adventure. Kindly create a topic/thread and document it. You write good, GABY did it; you too can.
Check his story here, he even published a book
https://www.nairaland.com/4405326/nigeria-europe-through-desert-a-true#65950569
Lemme follow you right away

kingreign:
A lot of things can make a car transmit vibration to the body of a car. Unfortunately, this can’t be responded to remotely. Physical inspection is recommended.

Thanks

kingreign:
This is a thread created for people to tell us their vehicle faults and we on our part can give solutions to their car faults. Where applicable, we may make references using pictures, videos and others to provide answers and solutions.


Happy motoring!!

Good day, I use a 2003 Toyota Camry 2AZ-FE. Recently, the driver side firewall started vibrating when vehicle is on Drive, no vibration on N or P. I changed fuel pump, my electrician washed the fuel pump assy using thinner. The vibration stopped for some days. CEL is on after driving for some time. No CEL at starup. I also noticed increase in fuel consumption. One of the ignition coil is cracked and black tape was used to cover it. The last scanning didn't show any error codes.
Thanks in anticipation