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i got an SMS for job interview for a federal polytechnic. I need tips that will help me from those with similar experience. Thanks fam

Car guru's, what's the name of this part and it's purpose. Am presently replacing my engine crankshaft and mechanic said the engine can work with or without it.

ajalin boda. kunkuru, Hausa's am I communicating.

Yaba Left,
Village people are real.

choi

Theyoungmatron:
Dude, you got balls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exploit it and keep to yourself. Do not tell anybody how you did it, let your uncle and his " colleagues" shit themselves.
Greet the ED well whenever you see him or her ...let their tongue wag more. You have done what has never been done, bank on it, create the mystery and let them stew.

"Comment" and Truth of the year. That wicked manager go so humble

So Timi Dakolo married a fairly used wife .
What do I know sef

Mbanu

Biodun Fatoyinbo next

maureensylvia:
When your lecturer and another lecturer
are arguing over who owns
a venue. You be praying your lecturer loses the argument # FEDPONEK_stories


One 400 level guy will just come from nowhere and will use tutorial and past questions to collect the babe you've been nurturing since 100 level​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"​


One monitoring-spirit called "Friend" that will never visit on days you soak "Garri", until you manage to fry plantain​ and egg
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


Have you ever been so blank in an exam hall, that you spend the remaining 1 hour calculating your Gp​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


We are always writing names for everything​
You see a list going round; you don't know what its for oh, but the next thing is "please lemme write my name"​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


If you have never asked your neighbour "Wetin you
cook?" Then your #FEDPONEK_Stories ain't complete​.


You're cooking rice and someone from the third room comes to tell you "please remember that I don't like too much pepper​ #FEDPONEK_Stories


You're bathing in a bathroom, you hear a voice from the next bathroom "Bae ah fit use your soap​"
#FEDPONEK_Stories


That moment when a lecturer will come to a 2 hours class but uses 1 hour 15 minutes to insult almost the entire class one by one then uses 30 minutes to tell you about his life history then uses 15 minutes to lecture
#FEDPONEK_Stories


That moment you rushed for a 8am lecture and to
make it faster, u took bike. And as you got down
from the bike, looking for money in your wallet,you
heard your course rep saying- eehhhhmm, The class will no longer hold, I called the lecturer


#FEDPONEK_Stories


# IrepFEDPONEKEDE.





cc: lalasticlala I know it's not a snake thread but pls put it on FP for fedpoly alumni

hilarious

u

Good NeWS for leeches.
Dem say weaker vessel,
Cunning vessel ni! Deceptive vessel ko!

DAT year Jos-Onitsha 400NGN

sixtyeight:
Does anyone know the net pay of NPA?

250-350k, lemme PM you

utenwuson:
Bae wants camon 11, my budget is withing 55k, so please house, suggest any good Android phone with good camera that could go for this amount please...

Guy man, what's up. I sent you PM sometimes ago, I didn't get any reply. I dey interested for job waka ,ur boy go do you well dats why I came to this dead thread .Abeg call/Whatapp me on . Thanks in Anticipation

Igbo Amaka

Feminist food don do

SHEKUA

dicksonadams:
I am looking to buy a used car, a friend suggested Volkswagen Sharan.

Please is it reliable
Rugged
And fuel efficient

Don't buy the one with VR6 engine

iamtooslime:
V

Virginity

Okroawusa ,but why na.
RIP

t

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utenwuson:
I'm presently trying out with NABDA...... Though the pay isn't as high as nasdra.......

lemme PM you

KingMicky3286:
Hello everyone,

I am the only black person working in my work place in Asia. My salary is bigger than that of the locals due to my experience and educational value.

The locals are always want to know how much I earn as salary.

They are friendly, we don’t have issues as everyone minds their business/work.

I am comfortable with the salary. Should I reveal my salary to them?

Oga Expatriate, They earn higher than us here .why won't you earn earn higher than them over there .
Curiosity kills the cat

Nigerian Bumper- Nyash Kpekus
Nigerian Fender- Bwest

Guymen I lie, hit like if u concur.
if otherwise, argue with ur sef

Yoruba's and flenjo

utenwuson:
I paid 1m for same nasdra and I was refund cos d say the man in charge of the slot demand 2m....i just weak,

Chai, They were requesting 2m two months ago,guy man park face as I cannot come and kee mysef .

Moboj:
Send a picture I have a guess already but send a clear picture of the snail

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