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OP did you mean small thing? Sexiest man how? Nebee?

She no dey like carry last.

If you ask me na who i go ask?








It's the shade of foundation used or the picture was filtered.

Why compare them? Of what benefit will it be to them? They both have different visions, missions etc it might be similar which is having an interractive and informative forum but still different hence their different approaches to get there.



Me thinks they shouldn't be compared.

Stanjr: source:- http://.net/2014/09/19/why-we-banned-shoki-nbc-reveals-must-read/
Few Days ago, We Posted the News that
NBC has Banned Popular Hit Song Shoki .. Read along! In an obviously ill thought out move to
seem relevant, the Nigerian broadcasting
Commission (NBC) has slammed a ban on
Nigeria’s latest tune export, ‘ Shoki ’. The media adviser of the NBC who spoke
at a press briefing told FNN (FAKE NIJA NEWS )
correspondent that ” the song ‘Shoki’
which is a Yoruba slang for ‘quickie’ has
spread to other African countries and
everybody is singing what they don’t understand, even my two year old
daughter came to my room and just
started muttering ‘ahh shoki’, its a scary
experience, so we banned it”. This directive has not gone down well with
media houses and the end consumers of
the monster banger as there was a protest
in front of the NBC office with the
protester mounting massive sub-woofer
speakers and putting the deafening song on repeat and shouting ‘Ahh Shoki’. More to follow.
fore more updates visit:- http://.net

It's a joke,not real. Lol at 'my 2 yr old daughter singing ahhh shoki'

Haha..thought masquerades are supposed to be spirits?

The ones in Lagos can harass someone for money ehhn.Begging for money with kpankere in thier hands.

Love her bags.

Hahaha

hatux: Ah ah! Person dey carry camera go dream...

I'm glad it did

Raymondenyi: . Dis quite funny; made my day!!!

So he left his bride? Some babes go say thank God we were already joined before he left. Such disgrace

Geniero: Here is a deviation from your post OP...Sometime in dec 2012,I was a guest at a wedding reception somewere in Edo state and a fight broke up between the groom and bride's relatives..I knw understand wetin happen sef...funny thing is.. the groom joined this fight and after about 30 mins of serious intervention from us (guest)..the groom and his families entered their cars and drove off leaving the poor bride crying...we beg am tire she no gree listen...na so me and my padi sef waka comot... my padi (peacemaker) new native attire sef follow tear for the matter...

The bolded should be part of random questions not sex questions.

mrbillz: 1. What is your best kept intimate secret?
2. What did you think of me when you first
met me?
3. What’ s your favourite position ?
4. What is one of your fantasies?
5. Where would you love to have sex?
6. Do you still have feelings for an ex ?
7. What is your best kept intimate secret?
8. How do you visualize the perfect woman ?
What are her attributes?
9. What would be your best reason to break
up with me?
10. How would you react if the doctor told
me that I have a deadly disease? Would you
still love me?
11. If I had to move far away for many years,
would you wait for me?
12. What do you like the most that I do when
we have sex ?
13. What lingere would you love to see a girl
in?
14. How many girls have you slept with?
15. Where is the strangest place you’ ve ever
had sex?
16. Who was your first girlfriend ?
17. How would you react if I was dating
another guy?
18. At what age do you plan to get married ?
19. What is it that you don’ t like about me?
20. If you had the opportunity, which of my
friends would you have sex with ?
21. What turns you on most during sex?
22. Do you see me in your future ?
23. What was your first kiss like ?
24. Do you like using props in the bedroom?
25. What’ s the ultimate role play for you?
26. Who is your favorite porn star?
27. Are you a jealous person ?
28. How many times have you been in love ?
29. Who are your ex girlfriends, ( if any) and
what made the relationship end as it did?
30. What have you learned from life that
makes you who you are today ?
31. What are your plans ( goals) for the
future?
32. If I had an accident and be left with
terrible scars for life , would you still love me ?
33. What is it of me that you like the most ?
34. How do you remember your “first love ”?
35. After me , who is your closest female
friend ? ( excluding your mother , and other
family members )
36. How do you remember my first
impression?
37. Would you leave me for a celebrity that
really really liked you?
38. Are you a virgin?
39. Do you think it ’ s OK for me to still have
feelings for an ex ?
40. Do you like to have children one day?
41. What would you change about me if you
could?
42. Do you regret going out with me ?
43. What would you do if your best friend
told you I was a bad influence ?
44. Have you ever lied to me?
45. Would you sleep with another girl , if I was
out of the country, and the opportunity
presented itself?
46. Have you ever slapped a girl ?
47. If we had a child born with health
problems , how would you handle the
situation?
48. What are your financial goals for the
future?
49. How and when would you know if I am
the right one?
Random Questions to Ask Your
Boyfriend
50. Do you believe in God? Why?
51. Have you ever had the feeling you were
being watched?
52. Have you ever sexually abused another
girl?
53. What is the craziest thing you’ ve ever
done?
54. Have you ever cheated on me ?
55. So , do you really think we evolved from
apes ? Seriously ?
56. What would you do if you were the last
person on this earth?
57. What has been your most intimate
experience?
58. Who has been your most intimate
partner?
59. Do you still have feelings for an ex
intimate partner?
60. How long did your most intimate
relationship last ?
61. Do you regret living those intimate
experiences with that person ?
62. What made you go that far?
63. Are you a virgin?
64. Do you rather follow your heart ( that
does not think ) or your head ( that does
think)?
65. What do you think is better : premarital
sex or premarital abstinence?
66. Do you think the past matters in a
relationship?
67. How would you react if I had a more
serious intimate relationship in the past ?
68. Have you ever committed a crime?
69.Are you into kinky sex?
70. What are your views about my mother ,
father or any member of my family?
71. Do you believe in love at first sight ?
72. Do you like my friends ?
73. What would you do if I told you I cannot
stand the sight of your friend ?
74. Why did you break up with your first
girlfriend?
75. How old were you when you first had
sex?
76. What would be the best reason to break
off our relationship?
77. If I got pregnant , would you still stay with
me?
78. If I had an accident and was paralysed ,
would you still love me ?
79. Would you forgive me if I slept with
someone and regretted it ?
80. What are you ashamed of ?
81. What is your definition of intimate
82. What are your future financial plans?
83. What is your mayor goal in life ?
84. What is your favourite book?
85. How would you describe yourself in 3
words?
86. What are your mayor flaws ?
87. Who is your hero ?
88. What do you consider most important in
life ?
89. What would be your questions to ask on
a first date ?
90. Do have any type of bad habit ?
91. What is your definition of intimate ?
92. Would you rather follow you heart or your
head?
93. Are you addicted to porn?
94. If we ever got married and had a child
with a deformity , how would you handle it?
95. How would you define a good sexual
relationship?
96. What’ s your idea of pre-intimacy ?
97. If you had the opportunity which celebrity
would you sleep with? Why?
98. Do you have any sexually transmitted
diseases ?
99. What do I do wrong when we have sex ?
100. Have you ever thought about ending our
relationship?....... #buh gals u nid dis...lykwise guys

Perceiving this baba's spit odour from here

stormybucci: lastly number 5

Fowl i'm not a telemundo freak. Horror, thrillers and some actions movies/series e.g. 24 and the likes u fit see me sleep there. But as one NLder mentioned, we all dream of a fairytale ending sometimes.

Raymondenyi: . U can see them; no wonder dem dey sleep on "telemundo" from morning to Night ; Mumu dey smell everywhere!!! Mtcheeeeeeewwwww!b!!

True..movies and romance novels...thank God i stepped out of the cloud

Her lipstick suits her complexion.#Gothic

Nna mehn, i read a few lines but got tired in between.

Amen. OP i hope you tell her this everyday?

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Will be back when i'm done thinking.

Speaking from experience?

3cycle: Yeah because in Nigeria only The married ladies are happy.
Single girls are sadists cursed by God for what they did while still young so dear to be happy and favoured by God you just have to get married.


Daalu

Op... I'm a nigerian single lady no matter How rich I become, until I get married I mustnt own a car if not no man will like to come close to me.

Later if I start a thread about guys with Low self esteem, clinton, neutralwaya and mrbrownjay will attack me like wonded lions.
Crazy world

Inspiring story, this just boosted my faith in God. HE is and will always be a miracle working God.

How are you?

An0nimus: Aunty blogger

LoL...ok,thanks for the insight and enlightenment

2Pistols: Don't be an ignorant gossip monger. Nobody's face was damaged and nobody was rushed to a hospital. She asked her boyfriend to tattoo his name on her face, and she likes it; but that is her business and not your own. The redness and swelling is just the after effects of getting a new tattoo, which I guess you will never know since you clearly know nothing about tattoos. That is the same girl in the pictures below.

OP where's the advise to ladies?

Aunty Lizzy and Aunty Joke still youthful looking,lovely women. Monalisa 40??wow...