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So i saw this article somewere and decided to share...

Don't Shave
Women are like one big giant mystery to men and I'm about to let you in on some of that mystery! Here are some of the strange things that women get up to when men aren't around.

I swear it seems like guys think all women should be completely hairless (except their heads) at all times. But what you guys may not be aware of is that when it is the middle of winter and we can wear long pants and we don't have a boyfriend, we often go days if not weeks without shaving our legs!

Check Out Other Girls
When girls get together, we often spend a lot of time checking out the relative hotness of the other girls around us. And no, before you get too excited, it doesn't mean that we are all secretly lesbians or bisexual and we want to get with them. Sometimes it is to check out what other girls are wearing or how they are doing their hair so we can get tips, but mostly it is to make sure no one else is hotter than us! And if they are, we will find something to gripe about her to our friends!

No Bra Slide
I'm not sure if you guys are fully aware of exactly how uncomfortable wearing a bra is. Imagine if you had to wear a jock strap every time you left the house! That's why most of the time when we girls get inside and we are alone, the first thing we do is take that uncomfortable thing off!

Eat
I mean, I know that you guys know that we eat but a lot of times in front of a guy a girl will just order a salad or pick at her food. But don't be mistaken, most girls know how to put away some food when they are alone! This is often something we don't even do in front of other girls, but believe me, we are just as capable as you of eating a whole bag of Doritos or cookies, especially if it's close to "that" time of the month.

Tell Our Best Friend
Women usually have a lot of friends, but we generally have one best friend that has been around through everything and will be there until the end, long after you are probably gone and out of our lives. We know this. That is why we tell our best friends everything. Yes, that. And that, too. Basically, if you don't want her best friend knowing about it, don't tell your girlfriend about it. And don't get mad at your girlfriend about this. It is an unspoken BFF code and there is nothing you can do to change i

Fantasize
Women fantasize too, though it's probably a lot different than what men fantasize about. Don't get me wrong, women can fantasize about sex sometimes, but mostly we fantasize about what it will be like when a boy asks us out and what the date will be like. We will overanalyze and plan for every contingency way before it even happens. We'll also often fantasize about what it will be like to be married to him or have his babies, sometimes before the first date

Googled Your Exes
Women are infamous for Googling a current boyfriend's exes. You have to check out the competition, right? But it often doesn't stop there, especially if more than one girl gets in on the covert ops. They can start Googling boys they like, boys they are dating, exes to see who they are dating now. We've gotten so good at tracking people down, we are practically qualified to work for the CIA!

Readjust
Let's face it, women's underwear and bras suck. When no one is looking women often have to sneak a moment to adjust things so they are back where they should be again. This can even go as far as sticking our hands down our shirt and picking till it's back in place.

Pee With the Door Open
If it's just all girls around, we'll often just go pee with the door open. We don't want to miss any of the conversation or the end of our favorite reality TV show!

Pee on the Seat
Men have a pretty bad reputation for being messy in the bathroom. But have you ever noticed that some horrifying things happen in women's restrooms, too? It's appalling how disgusting some women can be. We're supposed to be the cleaner sex, right? A lady should respect her surroundings and always clean up after herself!

That means:

-Don't splatter your explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom walls.
-Flush the toilet when you're done. You're not five.
-Don't dribble pee on the toilet seat.
-Put your used pads and tampons where they belong. Hint: it's not on the floor.
-Don't draw or carve things on the stall.

It's just not right. Get it together, ladies

*Covers eye*

Sad...great figure for someone her age.

Meanwhile,somewere in Nigeria ....

Apple has announced it has sold over 10 million new iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus models, just three days after the launch on September 19. Last year, Apple had sold 9 million iPhone 5S and 5C phones during the launch weekend.

In 2012, the Cupertino giant had sold 5 million iPhone 5 units in the first three days of launch but the figures also included China. It is worth pointing out that this year’s sales numbers do not include China as the phones are still not available in the region. Just like last year, Apple has not disclosed individual sales figures for the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus. Apple had also announced that pre-orders for iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus smartphones touched 4 million within 24 hours.

“Sales for iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus exceeded our expectations for the launch weekend, and we couldn’t be happier,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s
CEO. “We would like to thank all of our customers for making this our best launch ever, shattering all previous sell-through records by a large
margin. While our team managed the manufacturing ramp better than ever before, we could have sold many more iPhones with greater supply and we are working hard to fill orders as quickly as possible.” iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus are available in the US, Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Japan, Puerto Rico, Singapore and the UK.


Source: http://gistreel.com/2014/09/23/iphone-6-and-6-plus-hits-10-million-sales-in-first-four-days-of-launch/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.hhqFi5T9.dpuf

Brb have to slEep for 7hrs, then I'll be back to comment.

I say Amen on behalf of all the guys that dropped comments above me.

But it's u guys dat usually ask for it na..

Haha yeye

safarigirl: if I hear say na her natural hair.

I wan ask how much she buy the weavon...I know say I no go fit afford am, I just dey ask

No untill she's ready to start a relationship, she shouldn't insult people ooo.

Hahaha

oseiwe: This onila no dey graduate sef? I wonder which program you dey run.

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Then he might be shy, flash him some 'i like you' signs.

Liability: like you said, it may be probable that the mentioned words you stated might be true.

But what if he has feelings for me too?he might be single. He looked single too.

Hahaha, but you registered your gender as female

Baddestguyp: wait wait wait I'm a guy o

yeye

DeBlunt: What if he ain't single?

If he's the guy in green, I think you should approach him asap

He might not have noticed you for some reasons-he probably did not come to your cafe looking for a babe,he might be in a relationship he's devoted to, you might not be his type of woman...the list is endless.












Na now i see the pinsure sef, this internet is damn slow.

She looks deliciously beautiful #nohomo

Funny enough changing her wardrobe might not necessarily mean doing away with all her old stuffs and getting new ones. She just might need some new stuffs added to her wardrobe.And she probably asked you cuz you can afford it.

Common buy her a return ticket to Turkey + shopping money,shebi you be MAGA

See uuu, does her father do what you do with her? I smell stingyness in the air.

yungchop: She should know the difference between boyfriend and father . . .

smh, the last picture is crazy.

Charles4075: Op, choose any of these.

That's harsh...please mind the kind of advise you give someone feeling depressed. This is an online forum, u do not know what the next person is on the verge of doing.

@ OP be cheerful,a merry heart doeth great wonders. Pick up interest in something good and try not to be alone most times.

Chukkasy: if all these things you listed don't interest you, then you're doomed.......... my advice is that you drink poison or locate the nearest transformer

HBD...more fulfilling years ahead.

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And you had to quote me 2ce for this?

tjkadzyanju: if he catches u,ur gonna cry,nt cry,squirt.

Lmao...i can imagine how happy children will be now.

fatdon2: Abeg Make dem do open, my small brother dey distub me badly

How do you know?

bokunrawo: Looking critically at d purchase of her range rover sport 2014,we can depict d way she overhype's d purchase of d car as if its a strange thing she bought ,this imature trend is not only synonymous with Linda Ikeji alone but with oda Nigerian celebs,a childish character of overhyping properties bought on social media,unlike our European and American celebs who still play d game of maturity despite some crazily expensive things they buy,for example Nick Cannon bought a $2.2 million dollar pair of shoe but still he didn't overhype d shoe ,it was people who knew d quality of d shoe dat helped him to spread d news abt d shoe,unlike our Nigerian celebrities who buys a $10,000 dollars gucci bag and start screaming,the only matured guy I see here is Seun Osewa ,dis guy can buy a range 2014 too but am very sure he won't overhype it like baby Linda Ikeji.Nigerian celebeities please grow up.PLS MODS I NEED THIS ON FRONTPAGE TO GET THE COMPLETE VIEW OF PEOPLE,THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

She's looking older, i was and never will be a fan.

The man see 17m fear...integrity pays.