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Offpoint:
Aboki called, you told him "wrong number"

He calls back like 'Wrong number' means "Call me back" in Hausa language



Me: Walahi N'ka bugo waya na kuma, za'n keshe ka

chiemmanuel:
89 yahoo boys without evidence
You go to the club, park every one and claim they are yahoo, no trial, no court evidence

Ecstacy21:
I have a girlfriend, who understands what is involve in a relationship. She came to visit me at my place twice, and each time she visits,we get involved in pre-intimacy( she would want me to kiss her,suck her but not to penetrate) so on the third time she visits, after eatin, watched a movie and talked about life, boom, we got in another pre-intimacy and she said she wants to remove her panties before it got stained after removing it, she told me to lock the door( the door was closed before- i.e, i should drive the bolt in) boom sucked hear breast, performed cunninlingus to the fact i wanted to penetrate her she held me and asked me to go wear a co*d*m. Boom i rushed and we had great sex. But after the sex, she became so angry with me, accusing me of forcing her. Immediately i flared up and ask her what does she mean? Because i respect women and i can't force myself on any woman. Ah, i started reminding her that i didnt force her that she was the one that pulled off her panties and asked me to go wear a condom. So where's the force? She couldn't say anything again until she slept off.
Another incidence, this one happened before the first sha. A girl, we met on facebbook, though i invited her over cos our location was close. She obliged but dont know when. On a very good day i got a call from her-we exchanged number but i didnt bother to save it cos i am not so sure of the relationship we we'll build. Then after several months she called that she's in my location, that she wants to come visit me( she introduce herself but i can't place the name immediately) so i played along. Then after the call ended, i now searched her number with true caller. Boom, i remembered. So she came to my place @ 8pm. So we got talking again,re introducing ourselves, then after making her dinner, we got into romantic talks and before we knew it, we began doing physical gymnastic and boom after we went through oblivion, she got so angry- she covered her face and refused me of cuddling her. I knew the signs so i let her be that moment. Even though, we still went into more 4 rounds before she left the next day afternoon. Initially she said in the morning but ended up leaving my place that afternoon.
So back to my question; why do go girls, feel guilty after the first sex with a guy?

SeunStats:
You probably already know that the Bible you have on your lap as you fact-check SEUN Stats articles has been heavily edited. That's not necessarily a bad thing, it's just that, as you can imagine, over the centuries lots of people have tried adding their own books to it, to advance an agenda or because they thought it would spice things up.

The point is, there are whole other books that used to be part of the Bible, until someone took a hard look and said, "No way." And it's too bad, because some of the miracles performed in these apocryphal texts are freaking amazing.

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John: Commander of Bed Bugs
Wikipedia

Early Christians considered The Acts of John to be the gospel truth, just like the Four Gospels and the fact that it's going to rain right after you get your car washed. That is, until church officials took a harder look at the stories in the book in 325. Not only was The Acts of John bounced out of the Bible, but the church burned all known copies. That's how bananas it was. Keep that in mind as you read further.

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"And it came to pass that the LORD did a sick-ass back flip, and the panties did fly with the wings of a dove."

So, John is traveling around to spread the gospel as far as he can and has amassed a decent following. The group he is traveling with comes to an abandoned inn, and they decide to rest for the night. Too bad there's only one bed, which obviously goes to John. Double too bad that the bed is full of bed bugs. How do the apostles know? Because John talks to them. Not the friends, the bugs:

I say unto you, O bugs, behave yourselves, one and all, and leave your abode for this night and remain quiet in one place, and keep your distance from the servants of God.

"Behave yourselves," he says, like he's talking to a pre-K room of humans or characters in an Austin Powers movie. The next morning, when the group wakes up, they see a brigade of bed bugs standing patiently outside the door of the inn, waiting:



"Since ye have well behaved yourselves in hearkening to my rebuke, come unto your place."


"But wipe your damn feet, I just mopped!"

John invites the bed bugs back into the house, and they immediately crawl back into the bed and disappear into the crevices. Win-win for everyone.

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Peter, the Talking Dog and the Resurrected Fish.... For more, click on the link www.okadabooks.com/user/Seunstats

ibndawud96:
how about your reckless ipob terrorist

Neoteny:
[s]Hiding behind Twitter to hurl insults is your idea of bravery?

Even people like Kanu were able to spur a mass movement, albeit foolhardy, yet this uncouth punk will claim he's the champion of both igboes and yorubas and global Christendom.

Revolutions are neither started nor finished in the comfort of plush armchairs behind social media.

FFK just wants PMB to acknowledge his existence and perhaps reward him with a means of livelihood, just as he cussed his way into GEJ's misgovernment[/s].

Patrioticman007:
[s]Hypocrites every where, hope when the NAIL enters SW head, you won't cry !!!![/s]

Gabkosh:
That will stop when they stop referring to someone as Afonja. Stop your double standard

Crownfitsme2019:
Four Jailed Seven Years For Stealing Noodles, Cigarettes

An Ekiti State High Court sitting in Ado Ekiti has sentenced four men to seven years’ imprisonment each for stealing and burglary without option of fine .

The convicts are Owoeye Ojo, Agbetuyi Taiwo , Adeniyi Busayo and Lasisi Friday.
They were found guilty of breaking into a shop belonging to
one Mrs Iyabo Ige around 2 am and 5 am on August 26, 2017 at Enu Odi , Odo -Ado in Ado -Ekiti
and carting away packs of noodles, cigarettes, milk and
packs of battery.

Justice Bamidele Omotosho in his judgment on Thursday, found them guilty of the offence of
burglary and stealing based on their confessional statement and witness accounts during the trial.

The court did not give them an option of fine.
The judge, however , “ did not find them guilty of conspiracy
which they were also charged with. ”

Earlier, the Prosecution Counsel
Mr Wale Fapohunda, who is the state Commissioner for Justice, said the convicts broke into a shop and carted away the items .

Fapohunda said that the offence contravened Sections 413 and 516 of the Criminal Code, Laws of Ekiti, 2012 .
He called three witnesses and
tendered exhibits including pictures, statements of the convicts and the stolen items .

Defence Counsel , Mr Yinka Opaleye and Adekunle Ojo, who called only one witness, pleaded for leniency, praying the court to tamper justice with mercy .
Source:- Punchng

GoTV:
[s] Every yahoo boy reading this will die young. You and your family members will have cancer of the lungs, cancer of the brain, every terrible disease shall never depart your house hold. You will never enjoy peace and fruit of your fraudulent ways. Every yahoo boy, their friends and family in support of their fraudulent activities will die a miserable death. May Fulani herdsmen visit all your relatives in the village so they can have a share of the pain you people caused others. It shall never be well with everyone on the side of fraud.


The federal government should henceforth execute every convicted yahoo boy by firing squad on live TV so as to serve as deterence for other.

Supporting yahoo boys is like supporting armed robbery.

Armed robbers rob their victims with weapons, Yahoo boys rob their victim with gadgets ( phones, laptop, email deception).


Say no to fraud [/s]

Ofemannnu:
OSU,leave Tinubu out of the matter.This is more than him.It is a matter of protecting lives and properties in Yorubaland.It is more than Afenifere,OPC etc.This is Yorubas' safety initiative.Amotekun lives.Criminals beware.

Davash222:
Afonjas, this is your true leader!!

Tinubu wants to sell you guys to the Fulanis hence he’s mute all these while.