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Ma man, in the part of the country where I live, we don't give any shit to gals on national day.
National day na birthday?
Abeg call am that morning and wish her happy national day. That is even if I will do that much
regards!

My dear, I found lizard head in my beans while I was in boarding school. On further enquiries, I realized that the lizard actually fell from the tree underneath which the women were cooking and because they could not remove it, it served as protein. Well, I was hungry so I generally munched the lizard head. Delicious I must tell you.
But I can't try it now.

Kiddy man, if that was easy as a solution, I would have taken it a long time ago. Of course, any sharp man (which I am) knows that the easiest way to tell a babe "e don do me" is to stop picking her calls but this one knows my house and keeps coming. She agrees with me when I outline the reasons why we cannot continue but problem is:[color=#990000][/color] She cannot let Go!!!!

IG, this mail of yours is kinda long. I will contribute to it next week. After I have set up a panel to review the contents and make recommendations. Of course, there will be need to raise a white paper on it.

Na the normal bureaucratic nonsense for Naija be dat.

Good write up. I agree with you to an extent

Mo fe dobo, you just join this forum yesterday, you wan post me comot. I fear you oh!
But tok true, you dey yank? Abi na job u dey job us. I de feel say na Waffi chic you be. That is if you be chic in the first place.
Now back to the topic, Kiddy man, I can't use sex to scare this chic, she strong pass me. The chic can do 6 hours non stop. You wan kill me?
And let me make this correction: De toto never sour! I just want an end to the relationship. It is not leading me anywhere and neither is it leading her. I can't explain everything here or the person go instantly know say na her I dey talk about. We cannot marry, period!!

Give me practicable advice oh Nairalanders before I change my mind and log on. uchenna, I never begin craze. When I start, I go let you know. I promise!!!

Common gentlemen,
I know it sounds funny but I am asking for real practicable advice.
Mo fe dobo, you be naija artist. Abi you be the type wey go release album sell only two copies?
Na only you and your producer go gree buy.
Fun reading frm u but please something more practicable

The other thing about HIV!! God forbid

Taibabie and Play!
Una be de same person? abi you have divisioned yourself into twice?
Well, I have one simple advice for you. Don't do it!
Why? What goes around comes around!! Question: If you go out with another woman's husband, what moral justification do you think you would have to cry out to God if another chic goes out with your husband when you are married?
It's not bad to have a crush on somebody. To be frank with you, I wish to sleep with almost every beautiful woman I have met.
Thinking of him ain't bad, but doing it is another thing altogether.
God help you. Be strong. You mustn't leave the job. Just leave the crush!!

Hi Nairalanders,
I dated a particular gal for about a year during her NYSC. Now she has finished serving and she doesn't want to leave me alone. I desperately want to end this relationship but I don't want to hurt her. I have explained why we cannot continue and she doesn't seem to understand. Somebody HELP!!!

@ Pinkttea

I would say this:
1. What kind of relationship did you have with this guy and what led to the break up. If it was his fault that the break up occured, maybe he has realized it and wants to make amends. It doesn't necessarily mean he wants to make a comeback.
2. Ask him if it is possible to discuss on the phone. Let him understand that you are already in a relationship and then watch his reaction.
3. If you are unsure of your reaction to him, then don't meet him. If you are very sure you are over him, then meet him and listen to what he has to say.

Feel me?

@ Lice
Looking for St. Murumba Old Boys? You've got one here!
After I left UFTC, Jarawan Kogi, I went to St. Murumba.
Men, we did some good old shit! Can't talk about them now sha but will fill you in.
You went to SLC? I need to know you. That was another bad area!!!
hit me: okeycima@gmail.com or call 08033649641

He He He!!!
Those days were okay. I will share one particular story. This senior was so cruel that I decided to punish him. He gave me clothes to wash for him. No stress!! I quickly washed the clothes and immersed it in kra kra!! Know what kra kra is? Wait till it itches you!! Oh boy the guy wore his uniform the next morning and nothing happened until he started sweating during the day. You needed to see the guy. Even me pitied him. Finally, He had to be painted all over with palm oil before it subsided.
Senior Joshua of UFTC, Jarawan Kogi, if you are out there, abeg forgive your dog! No be my fault. Na you cause am. You too "wicked"