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2cantango:
Oh my, now here's some more education for me, a Christian promoting the use of sex as a weapon. A Christian encouraging the consumption of alcohol at a time when the man may very well be emotional, stressed, tense, due to the supposed nagging. A Christian supporting 'leaving' a relationship based on something so small.
Where is the advice to seek the Lord in prayer for guidence? As a Christian, isn't prayer the biggest weapon there is? This is the trouble in today's times, people who are confused and think they're Christians when their behavior and their speech implies otherwise.

by the way, who is the christian you are talking about?

1) Extremely Bright - I need someone with a very vibrant personality and someone who is incredibly smart. This does multiple things for me. I helps combat the dark and dreariness which plague my days and nights. This person would potentially bring purpose to a worthless life. This person would also be smart enough to teach me and if necessary, do my work, bailing me out of potential situations which would only reinforce just how stupid I really am.

2) Handy with a knife, gun, or any pointed object. - No doubt, the longer I exist alone, the greater the chances increase that in order to survive I will have to associate with increasingly unsavory characters in order to continue the pursuit of this nasty thing most people refer to as life. For some unfathomable reason, I actually possess one motivating factor, a desire to live. I wish i had a desire to do something else, like be a chef or get better grades. . .that would be more useful to me. This desire to live is worthless. . . I have not had many death defying experiences and so my wanting to preserve this worthless husk of a body does not currently even net me positive gains. However, my lack of motivation is making it harder to live. As I fall into the pitfalls of failure, debt, and debauchery, there will come a time when I must sell my pride, honor, and yes, even my soul to gain a crumb which would enable me to live to next day, just long enough to determine what part of my body to pawn next. And so, I'd require a mate who can keep these Shylocks at bay, long enough for us to reestablish my good health, and name, long enough to repay, however low and dirty, the favors which did preserve my worthless existence.

3) Cute - yeah, I know. . i'm selfish.

Of course, we must realize that such a person cannot exist. There is no way anyone would want to be with a person as pathetic as me.

hmm. . .what advice should i give a 14 year old who has a 21 year old interested in her?

Are you some sort of idiot? I suppose if you were me, you would go ahead and spread your legs. . . however, I would strongly caution you to not go my route. Don't destroy your life. . .and that of someone else. Either tell someone else or stay away from that person. This is not an issue of being cousins. . . if you were unrelated, the advice would be the same.

Well, depending on your marriage ceremony, the words "till death do us part" may have been involved.

For those in such an unfortunate situation, death is the only way to part yourselves. If your own is unappealing, perhaps that of the nagger may due. Depending on your age and health and ability to tolerate about 5 more years of nagging, I would suggest starting on a regimen of some poison. . . start small and continue to increase the dosage, building up your resistance to the toxin. During this time, you should also setup calls to your home threatening the life of both of you. This being nigeria, there is very little chance of this being traced to you if you set it up correctly. At the end of five years, order some food to be delivered to your place. Ambush the delivery man, you may have to silence him for good, and pretend to recieve the food at your gate. Liberally sprinkle with poison and serve. You will, of course, survive and it would be totally untraceable to you.