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Family › Re: Christian, 15 Years Old And Desperate For A Baby! by idiot(m): 10:36pm On Mar 17, 2006
cheekee:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
do not dey use the name of God invane,want her having a baby at that age?she don't even have a built future,she's to young and might even die when having this baby cause she's only 15!!!!!!!i am sure God knows better than that!!



@softee i don't advice this please overlook this but it's just not right for a 15 year old to have a baby,why don't you work on building your future first then afterwards you can have this baby,your a christian right??,then i am sure you know the bible verse from ecclesiastes which says there is a time for everything please don't rush into motherhood so soon,use your youth age wisely cause if you don't i promise you'll regret, 1 day 1 time,think about it wink
If God does not have that planned for her, then it won't happen. Telling me not to take the name of the Lord in vain, since WHEN did you become the VOICE of God? How can you tell me what God wants for her?
Christianity Etc › Re: Can God Reveal Your Spouse To You? by idiot(m): 8:26pm On Mar 16, 2006
whaaat?

If you believe with all your heart, it will come true.
Christianity Etc › Re: Object Of Clarification, God Is Not You by idiot(m): 8:24pm On Mar 16, 2006
4Jesus4Eva:
You may be familiar with the evolution progression chart (you know, the one where it shows the stages of monkey-development into modern man). The Nebraska Man was scientifically built up from one tooth, and that tooth was later found to be the tooth of an extinct pig. The Piltdown was built up from an whole jawbone and a few pieces of skull, discovered by an amateur geologist in 1912. In 1953, scientists did in depth research on the pieces and radiocarbon tests showed that the pieces of skull belonged to a 600 yr-old woman and the jawbone was that of a 300 yr-old orangutan from the East Indies. The Peking Man is the next step up in the chain but as he is estimated to be 500,000 years old, all evidence of his existence has disappeared. The Neanderthal Man, whose skeleton was discovered in France over 50 years ago, when being examined by the Int'l Congress of Zoology, was found to be that of an old man who suffered from arthritis. I don't really know about New Guinea Man but since 1970 this species has been spotted just north of Australia (hahahah lol jk). Cro-Magnon Man was considered one of the best and stable fossils of the evolutionary chain. He was in equal physique and brain capacity as modern man. But then scientists began to wonder what was the difference. And just another piece in this little puzzle regarding the development of humans: Platelets in the blood are what cause the clotting process to occur when a person is wounded. It has been found that platelets work in a complex 12-step process in order to cause blood to coagulate. If just a single thing went wrong in this process the whole thing would fall apart. And since evolution by definition is progression, how could man have survived without the entire process being present all at one time. Which parts came first knowing that just one SINGLE little nick or scratch could cause this person to bleed to death? There's some more stuff about evolution that was proven wrong, I'm sure. Afterall, it was just a really good theory/idea that seemed to make sense for a while but then most of the evidence that was its foundation ended up false or misunderstood or fraudulent. But that's okay, because there is still truth in this world: Christ.

~Jordan
I suppose Cro-Magnon never had old men in their population right? All of them died young? BTW. . define old. . .and young. . .

Assuming even that your claim is true, how is that proof of anything other than a mistake? So. . .lets see, i'm digging in my backyard and I find a bone which I claim is a dinosaur bone. Later, scientists discover its the bone of an old man. BOOM, I just disproved the existence of dinosaurs. . If that is all your proof. . . you cannot be expected to be taken seriously.
Family › Re: Christian, 15 Years Old And Desperate For A Baby! by idiot(m): 8:17pm On Mar 16, 2006
I'd say go for it. If this is God's plan for you, you will become pregnant and have the baby. If it is not, you will not become pregnant.
Christianity Etc › Re: Object Of Clarification, God Is Not You by idiot(m): 2:36am On Mar 15, 2006
APKevin:
As I go on reading the post and comments of people and their beliefs towards Jesus and God. I notice one flaw within all their arguments. This one FLAW is the fact that they assume how God should be. Saying things such as "if Jesus was really God he would do, or say, ". Well just to direct the answer to these arguments you are not Jesus nor God (although one in the same). So understand that we do not know the reason behind why God does something the way he does. But just like Peter did not want Jesus to go die on the cross because he did not understand the reasons behind the way Jesus acted. We need to understand that the way God did something was for his purpose and for that purpose not to be altered and accentuated into "oneself" only beliefs.

If anything we should come into agreement that there is something greater out there. That man did not evolve from a "theory" of evolution. If you have a comment to say about your personal "beliefs" toward a religion, state them. But do this not to gibe, but rather to inform oneself of the way they believe in. For if we understand that Jesus came not to condemn, not to argue, but rather to do the will of the father, and bring the laws to light. Then we would know that as "men" and "women" of God our purpose is to spread the truth, not argue it. This is why Jesus at times did not reveal his deity through words, because he recognized it would be a waist of breath, they would come against him anyways. The people at the time had hearts of stones, even through the miracles people came against him. Also just to state the unseen obvious the bible does say Jesus is God.

Though I must say, if anyone does have a question toward the belief of Christianity (only under what the bible strictly says) then message me; post it up. I do not want to argue, I do not want to condemn, I want to save.
Funny how you make use of the FLAW and attempt to tell us what Jesus is like.
Family › Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by idiot(m): 2:27am On Mar 15, 2006
mamaput:
My uncles will also hear my screams.
Why would you expect otherwise?

Seun:
Liberal nferyn is a child slapper. Too bad. undecided
Who?
Celebrities › Re: Dr Dre Vs Eminem Vs Fifty Cent :who Is The Best by idiot(m): 7:31pm On Mar 14, 2006
Just to let those using other languages know. . .names are proper nouns in almost any languages grammer.

This means that you should not translate names. . .they should remain the same. So, the name fifty-cent in spanish, french, igbo, yoruba, is fifty-cent.
Nairaland General › Re: All This Active Member Nonsense by idiot(op): 7:21pm On Mar 14, 2006
abuguy64:
I guess we can all define what we want "active members" to be. I don't think making a post just to be classified as active is ideal-then we will get a lot of junk,fights etc, just to have a post. Membership should be registered members who sign in(wether thy post or not!). Makes it simple for everyone. I am not sure I understand the criteria Idiot has listed out-Am sure happy,I don't have to decide who is active or not!
Since when do you care whether or not you are an active member? Most people here don't look at the member lists to check whether or not they are listed as active. So, the average user will not care, and therefore would not be doing idiotic things to stay active.

I don't see why it should be made simple, like I said, not only does the average user not care about active/inactive status. . . there is no reason why they should consciously exert control over it either.

Finally, my original suggestion allows for logging in to extend the time a member is on the active list, theoretically, they could use that to maintain active status (if they actually knew the criterion) indefinitely. However, loggin in should not be the only metric.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can God Reveal Your Spouse To You? by idiot(m): 7:17pm On Mar 14, 2006
Of course, now hand over your life savings to me and I will invest and double it using my time proven methods!
Family › Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by idiot(m): 7:16pm On Mar 14, 2006
mamaput:
Not everybody slaps their children and in Europe never in Public
The people who don't slap their children obviously don't have this problem . , or they don't see it as a problem. If you were my child, and you were on my nerves, even if we were in europe, your uncles in nigeria shall hear the slap!
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Girl That's Richer Than You? by idiot(m): 3:08am On Mar 09, 2006
w00t? Those are the best kind!
Nairaland General › All This Active Member Nonsense by idiot(op): 2:04am On Mar 09, 2006
There must be some other criterion for active membership other than having two posts. I know it looks great when showing other ppl the site, hey look at the 20,000 active members! , . only to find that its only 300 who've actually posted anything in the last week. I would think activity should be based on the last time you posted and logged on.

Say, you get de-"active"-ated after 30 days of your last post (once you are above something like 5 posts). Under 5 posts don't count as active members. If you sign in w/o posting, it adds 5 days to the time before your de-"active"-ation. If you've been de-"active"-ated and you login w/o posting, your status remains unchanged.

Just my two cents. . . and i want it back. . . so, once enough ppl throw theirs into the mix. . .i'm grabbing mine back , . .
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Help America Find Osama Bin Laden! by idiot(m): 1:58am On Mar 09, 2006
Do you know how much money you can get for bin laden. . . millions of us dollars! If bin laden comes to my door begging for help, I shall say, welcome my brother, bash him unconscious, and call the fbi to collect my money.
Family › Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by idiot(m): 1:55am On Mar 09, 2006
so,. . .want to tango?
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Won't Marry Me Because I Can't Be His Slave by idiot(m): 1:54am On Mar 09, 2006
foskybaby, its obvious you want to stay in this relationship and need a little encouragement. I think many people may think that you're in a horrible position. . . believe me. . you're not. I know what horrible is. But anyway, its time for you to become the slave girl. That is what the man wants, that's what you should give him. After you have had enough, you can runaway.
Family › Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by idiot(m): 1:48am On Mar 09, 2006
2cantango:
He has said he is a Christian, i was responding to his comment!
really. . .and have you looked at the site he links through his profile. . ?
Family › Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by idiot(m): 12:58am On Mar 09, 2006
mamaput:
If i had a nagging Husband , i guess i will just not come home grin they are just as bad.
I know you can't compare but its just horrible when children nag.

"mum can i, mum i want, mum ?," the whole day long .
Nobody says anyting about getting rid of them or drinking so why get rid of the wife?
Well, you can slap the children and tell them to be quiet. Just let a man try doing that with a woman and see what trouble he gets into. . . or let a woman try that with a man and see what trouble she gets into.
Family › Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by idiot(m): 8:44am On Mar 08, 2006
2cantango:
I was talking about Reverend.
Where in the Bible does it say to refuse sex to a supposed nagging wife?
Where in the Bible does it say to consume alcohol as an answer to your problems?
The Bible states to seek the Lord in prayer, to give all your cares to Him for He cares for you.
Why do you doubt that God isn't able to change the 'nagging' character of your wife?
And. . .what makes you say Reverend is a christian?

I haven't seen any posts which say the bible suggests refusing sex or consuming alcohol. So, what are you talking about?
Family › Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by idiot(m): 8:35pm On Mar 07, 2006
ok. . .that has been mentioned in the thread before. . .
Family › Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by idiot(m): 9:33am On Mar 07, 2006
cletuskpelle:
Good question, Idiot. Who is a Christian? What did the Bible say about a nagging woman?
I don't know . . .that's why I asked.

Tell me, what does the bible say about nagging women?
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Do Women Have Legs? by idiot(m): 8:32am On Mar 07, 2006
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can’t stand to see a man having a good time.

Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why is a woman’s p***y like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q. What’s the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman’s mouthhuh?
A. Albert Einstein’s d**k.

Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.

Q. Why did God make man first?
A. He didn’t want to have a woman looking over his shoulder.

Q. What do you call that useless piece of skin around a p***y?
A. A woman.

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
you done wrong?
A. Made her chain to long.

Q. Why was the woman crossing the road?
A. Who cares? What the f**k is she doing out of the kitchen?

Q. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They let the woman do it after she finishes the dishes.

Q. Why is a laundromat a bad place for a boy to pick up women?
A. Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q. What’s love?
A. The delusion that one woman is different from another.

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Q. What do you do when the dishwasher won’t work?
A. Kick her in the ass.

Q. What do you call a 300 pound woman?
A. Fat.

Q. Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named after women?
A. Because what starts off as a small blow ends up taking half your house.

Q. How can you tell a woman is really trashy?
A. She brings a date to her wedding.

Q. How can you tell a woman is really ugly?
A. A cannibal takes one look at her and orders a salad.

Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q. Why is a fat woman like a moped?
A. They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want you r friends to see you on either one.

Q. Why can’t you trust women?
A. How can you trust something that can bleed for five days and not die?

Q. What is the best thing about a Mouth Gig?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

Q. What do women and Jell-O have in common?
A. They both wiggle when you eat them.

Q. What is the definition of a woman?
A. A life support system for a p***y.

Q. Why do women have arms?
A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

Q. What 2 things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
A. Her legs.

Q. Did you hear about the new all female delivery service?
A. It’s called UPMS - they deliver whenever the f**k they feel like it.

Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A. Divorced.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can God Reveal Your Spouse To You? by idiot(m): 8:10am On Mar 07, 2006
so, which one out of the hundreds or thousands of potential ppl you could end up with should God show you anyway?

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