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cheekee:If God does not have that planned for her, then it won't happen. Telling me not to take the name of the Lord in vain, since WHEN did you become the VOICE of God? How can you tell me what God wants for her? |
whaaat? If you believe with all your heart, it will come true. |
4Jesus4Eva:I suppose Cro-Magnon never had old men in their population right? All of them died young? BTW. . define old. . .and young. . . Assuming even that your claim is true, how is that proof of anything other than a mistake? So. . .lets see, i'm digging in my backyard and I find a bone which I claim is a dinosaur bone. Later, scientists discover its the bone of an old man. BOOM, I just disproved the existence of dinosaurs. . If that is all your proof. . . you cannot be expected to be taken seriously. |
I'd say go for it. If this is God's plan for you, you will become pregnant and have the baby. If it is not, you will not become pregnant. |
APKevin:Funny how you make use of the FLAW and attempt to tell us what Jesus is like. |
mamaput:Why would you expect otherwise? Seun:Who? |
Just to let those using other languages know. . .names are proper nouns in almost any languages grammer. This means that you should not translate names. . .they should remain the same. So, the name fifty-cent in spanish, french, igbo, yoruba, is fifty-cent. |
abuguy64:Since when do you care whether or not you are an active member? Most people here don't look at the member lists to check whether or not they are listed as active. So, the average user will not care, and therefore would not be doing idiotic things to stay active. I don't see why it should be made simple, like I said, not only does the average user not care about active/inactive status. . . there is no reason why they should consciously exert control over it either. Finally, my original suggestion allows for logging in to extend the time a member is on the active list, theoretically, they could use that to maintain active status (if they actually knew the criterion) indefinitely. However, loggin in should not be the only metric. |
Of course, now hand over your life savings to me and I will invest and double it using my time proven methods! |
mamaput:The people who don't slap their children obviously don't have this problem . , or they don't see it as a problem. If you were my child, and you were on my nerves, even if we were in europe, your uncles in nigeria shall hear the slap! |
w00t? Those are the best kind! |
There must be some other criterion for active membership other than having two posts. I know it looks great when showing other ppl the site, hey look at the 20,000 active members! , . only to find that its only 300 who've actually posted anything in the last week. I would think activity should be based on the last time you posted and logged on. Say, you get de-"active"-ated after 30 days of your last post (once you are above something like 5 posts). Under 5 posts don't count as active members. If you sign in w/o posting, it adds 5 days to the time before your de-"active"-ation. If you've been de-"active"-ated and you login w/o posting, your status remains unchanged. Just my two cents. . . and i want it back. . . so, once enough ppl throw theirs into the mix. . .i'm grabbing mine back , . . |
Do you know how much money you can get for bin laden. . . millions of us dollars! If bin laden comes to my door begging for help, I shall say, welcome my brother, bash him unconscious, and call the fbi to collect my money. |
so,. . .want to tango? |
foskybaby, its obvious you want to stay in this relationship and need a little encouragement. I think many people may think that you're in a horrible position. . . believe me. . you're not. I know what horrible is. But anyway, its time for you to become the slave girl. That is what the man wants, that's what you should give him. After you have had enough, you can runaway. |
2cantango:really. . .and have you looked at the site he links through his profile. . ? |
mamaput:Well, you can slap the children and tell them to be quiet. Just let a man try doing that with a woman and see what trouble he gets into. . . or let a woman try that with a man and see what trouble she gets into. |
2cantango:And. . .what makes you say Reverend is a christian? I haven't seen any posts which say the bible suggests refusing sex or consuming alcohol. So, what are you talking about? |
ok. . .that has been mentioned in the thread before. . . |
cletuskpelle:I don't know . . .that's why I asked. Tell me, what does the bible say about nagging women? |
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex? A. They can’t stand to see a man having a good time. Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money. Q. Why is a woman’s p***y like a warm toilet seat? A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A. You can unscrew a light bulb. Q. What’s the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman’s mouth ?A. Albert Einstein’s d**k. Q. Why do women have periods? A. Because they deserve them. Q. Why did God make man first? A. He didn’t want to have a woman looking over his shoulder. Q. What do you call that useless piece of skin around a p***y? A. A woman. Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period? A. A bloody waste of fucking time. Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A. Made her chain to long. Q. Why was the woman crossing the road? A. Who cares? What the f**k is she doing out of the kitchen? Q. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They let the woman do it after she finishes the dishes. Q. Why is a laundromat a bad place for a boy to pick up women? A. Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Q. What’s love? A. The delusion that one woman is different from another. Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. Q. What do you do when the dishwasher won’t work? A. Kick her in the ass. Q. What do you call a 300 pound woman? A. Fat. Q. Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named after women? A. Because what starts off as a small blow ends up taking half your house. Q. How can you tell a woman is really trashy? A. She brings a date to her wedding. Q. How can you tell a woman is really ugly? A. A cannibal takes one look at her and orders a salad. Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job will still suck. Q. Why is a fat woman like a moped? A. They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want you r friends to see you on either one. Q. Why can’t you trust women? A. How can you trust something that can bleed for five days and not die? Q. What is the best thing about a Mouth Gig? A. Ten minutes of silence. Q. What do women and Jell-O have in common? A. They both wiggle when you eat them. Q. What is the definition of a woman? A. A life support system for a p***y. Q. Why do women have arms? A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean? Q. What 2 things in the air can make a woman pregnant? A. Her legs. Q. Did you hear about the new all female delivery service? A. It’s called UPMS - they deliver whenever the f**k they feel like it. Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A. Divorced. |
so, which one out of the hundreds or thousands of potential ppl you could end up with should God show you anyway? |


they are just as bad.
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