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Zellie:
Lol gerrarahere

na bsc anatomy u dey study?

Football violence is not one sided...




It's everywhere.



Those insulting their skin should shut the fuvkup.

Lawyer na for mouth e get swag nothing dey for them. But I still like them though.

nursennenny:
Everything shouldn't be attributed to African science
Someone who drank from dusk to dawn
No rest
Much noise
Lots of alcohol
Physical activity in form of dancing
Who knows, maybe he smoked weed
Stress is on the brain, heart, liver and kidneys.
Please tell me why he won't die.

You are beautiful...

I hope you no steal person mama picture.

Topical example of an afonja bleaching woman

Friedyokes:
Pregnant for three years nd doctors didn't suggest a cesarean section

U dey mind them?

alfredo4u:
House, just needed candid advise, my mother Inlaw is in my place for omugo/visit.

Just this evening my wife served me my dinner and after finish eating I left the parlour to the bed room, my wife came in and said why didn't I even say thank ma to her mother.

Pls kindly advise becos I nearly took offence about it.

what the fuvk....?




Thanks for wetin?

I don't believe it

Catholic Church

This Dino matter sweet o and





Dino right now

pappy4real:
The exam was pretty easy except d maths but then d process was so hectic and stressful. The sun didn't even show mercy and those navy guys just forming boss. I pray I make it through sha cos I love to join them soon

Are you in the navy already?

The school want him to gerarahere

ettybaba:
Na wa o.
Since the Range Rover has been impounded I think his truck should be given back to him.

Abi o

I am not seeing any breast there

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
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Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be

benjanjo1:
Honestly! I am so sad right now! i have funds there i was hoping to access to settle some bills. Now i am stranded!

My God! This is too bad!

Pm me how much you have in GHW and I will pay u.





You be animal walahi

waleco2008:
Any one with tiny Clean one
Whatapp me
08026267624

Tiny what?

goodyvin02:
remembering my days as a cadet...... 66RRC Muje......

medical corps dey go war?

Checking the name with Microscope.

Mathematical:



Oponu lelo mi

u still dey nairaland?