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Crime / Re: No Money Was Burnt In The Fire Outbreak - Ministry Of Finance Says by iEatAnus: 7:17am On Apr 11, 2020
Yes, no money was lost. But the documents that has the log of how y´ll thoroughly distributed the money to the citizens was totally damaged, isn´t.

Dumb motherfuckers burnt don´t the building to cover the ill usage of the fund.
Health / Re: Do I Have The Corona Virus? by iEatAnus: 11:28pm On Mar 24, 2020
Careless Egungun
Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael & Mercy Johnson At A Cinema In Onitsha Mall- PICTURES by iEatAnus: 9:19pm On Feb 14, 2020
I learnt supreme court reinstated David Lyon upon reading this news cool

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Health / Re: What's The Name & Medical Uses Of This Flower? by iEatAnus: 1:05am On Feb 12, 2020
samteebiz3:


Have you eaten monkey anus before? With the sweetner, I'm sure you going to love it! And if you don't mind my grandpa has a monkey whose anus you'd find very refreshing!!! Radarada!!!!
Oh, you have a granpa! Can you prepare his anus for me? I'd love to have a taste of it.
Education / Re: Firdaouz Yusuff-Awari Denied Admission By University Of Ilorin After Scoring 300 by iEatAnus: 3:10pm On Jan 13, 2020
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Health / Re: What's The Name & Medical Uses Of This Flower? by iEatAnus: 2:39pm On Jan 13, 2020
It is used as Anus sweetener. The people in your environment like to savour scrumptious anus...

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Investment / Re: WINDOWS RDP VPS 4GB RAM 2CPU 256GB SSD 60days by iEatAnus: 1:51pm On Jan 03, 2020
taymalspak:
giving out free 24 hrs test for the 1 year 10k rdp package.
Hi, is this still available?
Business / Re: First Bank Appoints Ado Yakubu Wanka As Non-Executive Director by iEatAnus: 7:43am On Dec 14, 2019
Generalyemi:




you need help
You are so right. I need the help of someone who can avail me a virgin anus #yummy tongue
Business / Re: First Bank Appoints Ado Yakubu Wanka As Non-Executive Director by iEatAnus: 7:02am On Dec 14, 2019
As a victim of the nepotistic engrossment of this government, I don't care about the news.
All I care about this instant is to savour a scrumptious anus - I eat it raw dawg cool

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Health / Re: Help I Can't Ejaculate by iEatAnus: 3:40pm On Nov 23, 2019
Oh man, you ever tried ramming your D**k into the anus after you must have eaten it raw dog?
That shii is so legit man, you should try it.
Crime / Re: EFCC To Arraign Mompha On Monday For Alleged Fraud (read The 14-count Charge) by iEatAnus: 6:55am On Nov 23, 2019
Hedonini:


All the charges are watery and nonsensical. Mompha doesn't need any useless CBN license to exchange privately owned/procured dollars for naira, since the FX weren't procured from the CBN. Virtually every young man I know was involved in this FX marketing hustle particularly between 2015 and 2017 when dollar price skyrocketed. They sourced dollars from abroad and sold to Nigerians who need FX to buy items abroad. Even many bankers were involved. Why is Mompha being singled out? Where are the allegations of yahoo/fraud in all of this, which is the main thing that was sensationalised by the EFCC and media?

I can't believe that in spite of all the noise the EFCC has made, this is the only bad belle nonsense charges they can come up with. I'm truly ashamed and afraid for Nigeria. This is sickening.
You are quite right with the boded. I can very well recall that CBN once established the Green Market, and the Black Market as viable alternatives to getting FX.
I see Mompha getting exonerated on this.
Crime / Re: Breaking: EFCC Set To Arraign Mompha Monday by iEatAnus: 5:46am On Nov 23, 2019
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Crime / Re: EFCC To Arraign Mompha On Monday For Alleged Fraud (read The 14-count Charge) by iEatAnus: 5:39am On Nov 23, 2019
Godfrey858:
I thought he sued them for 5 million in damage

now his been charged with 14 counts



last last na 6-12 months in cell


or he walks out to forfeit some properties to the government


Bet it


Sentence is not likely as he as not been directly linked to any international or local scam. He is only being accused of operating outside due procedure. I foresee withdrawal of his business registration, and a heavy penalty through asset forfeiture due to unlicensed operation.
Crime / Re: EFCC To Arraign Mompha On Monday For Alleged Fraud (read The 14-count Charge) by iEatAnus: 5:06am On Nov 23, 2019
Ostensibly, these charges are bereft of intelligence. The first three counts stated that he ought to have known that the proceeds being paid to his company's account are proceeds of unlawful act. Like WTF, is he some kind of prophet to have known the funds were unlawful. You don't see FBI chasing Ferrari, Lambo, and the likes because some guy bought a fancy sport car with unlawful fund. They go after the individual, not the company since the company only rendered a service being paid for. They don't expect the company to investigate the financial pattern of every individual they want to do business with. Should Mompha be able to provide a proof of rendering the service being paid for, then EFCC has lost on those three counts.

As it stands, considering the other counts, the only reasonable indictment here is that he Mompha, operated as an unlicensed bureau de change operator. If peradventure, it can be proven that the indicted obtained foreign exchange licence then all other counts holds no ground except for count 14 where he was accused of failing to submit declaration of his business activities to Federal Ministry of Industry.

Personally, I don't think Mompha can be so stupid to have paraded himself that much as a BDC operator without having the required licence.

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