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LiteratureRe: Tradition - A Story by Ifecoded(m): 12:38pm On Mar 18, 2017
crazo:
lol see networking, is that the new wayhuh
who else has a pointed nose and captivating eyeballs abeg grin grin
Lolz... Am just tryna market my product o....................... Any eyes I touch, surely it must be blessed.
LiteratureRe: Tradition - A Story by Ifecoded(m): 12:34pm On Mar 18, 2017
LitQueen:
Lol. No
C'mon, don't be scared, ain't get pepper on my hands...
My hands are blessed and full of ho*ny.
Can I go on?
LiteratureRe: Tradition - A Story by Ifecoded(m): 12:00pm On Mar 18, 2017
LitQueen:
You're in big trouble
I like ur pointed nose and ur captivating eyeballs, can I touch them?
HealthRe: Health Ministry Certifies Fanta, Sprite Safe For Consumption by Ifecoded(op): 11:25am On Mar 18, 2017
smithsydny:
this one week me ooo
Lolz
RomanceRe: 10 Things A Girl Wants But Might Not Ask From Her Guy by Ifecoded(m): 10:57am On Mar 18, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
lol,French is not as hard as English, anyways its not our language, and for the records am doing great,tnx
I speak little, writing it seems very hard.
You are welcome.
CelebritiesRe: I Couldn't Sacrifice Money For Love- Iyanya On Relationship With Yvonne Nelson by Ifecoded(op): 10:31am On Mar 18, 2017
mexxmoney:
Owo ni koko
Loving You o jawo mo
HealthRe: Health Ministry Certifies Fanta, Sprite Safe For Consumption by Ifecoded(op): 10:29am On Mar 18, 2017
alphamodel1:
Yes o!
Lol
CelebritiesRe: I Couldn't Sacrifice Money For Love- Iyanya On Relationship With Yvonne Nelson by Ifecoded(op): 10:17am On Mar 18, 2017
Dojupyo:
Guys make the money first and fall in love later
You re rightn don't fall in Love while broke but Will you be happy if your struggling bf/fiance is not committed in your relationship?
HealthRe: Health Ministry Certifies Fanta, Sprite Safe For Consumption by Ifecoded(op): 10:13am On Mar 18, 2017
smithsydny:
Nigeria Nigerians
South African South Africans..... Lol Start taking Sprite and Fanta o, it's good for your health.
HealthRe: Health Ministry Certifies Fanta, Sprite Safe For Consumption by Ifecoded(op): 10:12am On Mar 18, 2017
smithsydny:
Nigeria Nigerians
South African South Africans..... Lol
HealthRe: Health Ministry Certifies Fanta, Sprite Safe For Consumption by Ifecoded(op): 10:11am On Mar 18, 2017
alphamodel1:
#onlyinNigeria. It's well wit us
Let's appreciate the fact that it doesn't take too long before NBC sort these people out.
They must have given them a huge amount of dough.
CelebritiesI Couldn't Sacrifice Money For Love- Iyanya On Relationship With Yvonne Nelson by Ifecoded(op): 9:55am On Mar 18, 2017
The Afro pop singer has made yet another appearance in the social media with his disclosure about his past relationship with Ghanaian actress Yvonne Nelson…..

Iyanya has revealed real reasons he broke up with Ghanaian Actress Yvonne Nelson. He made the revelation in a new interview with The Nation. He said: “We broke up because we hardly had time for each other........

So, it’s like every time she flies from Ghana to Nigeria during that time I dropped Kukere, I was hustling and I would do four shows in a day and I will make 2million because I was a hustling boy and any call at any time I was going for it...........
Now the question is: Would You Sacrifice Money For Lovehuh
HealthHealth Ministry Certifies Fanta, Sprite Safe For Consumption by Ifecoded(op): 9:26am On Mar 18, 2017
The Federal Ministry of Health yesterday clarified the position of Fanta and Sprite, certifying both drinks as safe for consumers. ..................................................................... This development arises from the recent court judgement on a case filed by Fijabi Holdings versus Nigeria Bottling Company (NBC) and National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC), both joined as a nominal party. The court had ordered NAFDAC to order NBC to issue a mandatory warning on its Fanta and Sprite products, stating that the contents should not be taken with Vitamin C in order to avoid poisoning ........................................................................ According to the statement signed by Akinola Boade, Director of Media and Public Relations, Federal Ministry of Health, the findings of the Ministry’s investigation revealed that both Benzoic acid and Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C) are ingredients approved by International Food Safety regulators and used in many food and beverage products around the world. On whether the levels of additives introduced as preservatives are within specification or not, the statement revealed: “Codex Alimentarius Commission (CAC) is the organ established by Food and Agriculture Organisation of the United Nations (FAO) and World Health Organization (WHO) to set internationally recognized standards, codes of practice, guidelines relating to foods, food production, and food safety. ....................................................................... There has been widespread public fear that Fanta and Sprite produced by NBC Nigeria failed the UK benzoic test and therefore harmful to consumers. But the statement from the health ministry also clarified the difference between the standard of Fanta and Sprite in Nigeria and United Kingdom. According to the statement, “with reference to the Codex standards, each country or region is permitted to adapt a standard/limit based on country-specific scientific evidence such as environmental, storage and distribution conditions; benzoic acid as a preservative prevents the growth of microorganisms which thrive more at higher climatic temperatures like in Nigeria “Due to the different environmental conditions obtainable in the UK, the standard for benzoic acid was set at a lower limit of 150mg/kg while in Nigeria it was set at 250mg/kg even below that of Codex (as at time of production of that batch; Codex limit was 600mgkg); and Food products being imported into a country must comply with the relevant standards of the destination country.” The statement also revealed that NAFDAC has processes in place to ensure products imported into the country are evaluated to ascertain compliance with required Nigeria Industrial Standards. “The claimant did not obtain NAFDAC certification before export, otherwise, he would have been advised on the required standard of the destination country,” said the ministry in the statement. “In view of the above, we would like to advise all Nigerians to take medicines with potable water. This would help to prevent unexpected drug-food interactions. For the benefit of the health of all Nigerians, all bottling companies are encouraged to insert advisory warnings on all products as necessary,” the Federal Ministry of Health advised. The Honourable Minister of Health had summoned a meeting of the Department of Food and Drug Services, Federal Ministry of Health, NAFDAC, and Standards Organisation of Nigeria (SON) to address the issues raised by the judgement.
RomanceRe: 10 Things A Girl Wants But Might Not Ask From Her Guy by Ifecoded(m): 9:09am On Mar 18, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
lol,dat qstn mark is not needed, the word" c'est comme ça "is only but a phrase,wch means " That's just d way it is,or that's life for you,or that's just it.understood? undecided
omo french hard o...lolz
Voilla.
Anyways,Wanna ask how you doin...
RomanceRe: 10 Things A Girl Wants But Might Not Ask From Her Guy by Ifecoded(m): 8:54am On Mar 18, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
u mean c'est comme ça?
Exactly, idea is needed. Good u understand wah am tryna say. So, c'est comme ca?
CareerRe: I Fell Sick For A Day And Was Fired The Next Day by Ifecoded(m): 8:38am On Mar 18, 2017
HonOlagrace:
Its my first time working officially after Nysc, so I don't no if it's a crime to fall sick?

I fell sick(Malaria) on Wednesday around 9am@work,was able to manage myself till 1:30pm when my colleagues told me to go home when I couldn't cope. Got permission from the school's HM and left;was admitted at the hospital so I couldn't go to work yesterday but went today aganist the doctor 's advice that I still need to rest. Got to work today and was told that I was fired because I fell sick and was absent for a day & half.

My Question is, Is it a crime to fall sick when employed?
This just showed you that, God's plan for you is bigger than where you are....
It's gna be part of ur success story.
Forget them asap
Happy buyday to me o...
Show some love peeps
LiteratureRe: To Hate And Love(story That Touches The Heart) By Adaobi Marianne by Ifecoded(m): 8:31am On Mar 18, 2017
Hadampson:
Hbd.. wishing u success, longlife, gud health, fame and riches.. I would av loved to continue buh buhari has turn us to economistgrin
Thanks a bunch bro.
This one sef don do, I wouldn't have wished for something better, wish u same too.
RomanceRe: . by Ifecoded(m): 8:28am On Mar 18, 2017
allyguy:
Need a pretty,responsible lady for a serious relationship that can lead to marriage

Location: lagos state
Religion: islam
Age range: 22 to 26years
Whatsapp no: 08162446349
If u're in dire need of a serious relationship...
Open a thread, tell them you re giving the first two pple that comment #50k each. My brother u will get married b4 the end of this month...
Ask Finalboss. Today na my birthday..... Show some love
RomanceRe: Question Of The Day: Can You Date Without Sex? by Ifecoded(m): 8:21am On Mar 18, 2017
Bumbae1:
Bia why u just take all that space grin leave some for the girls nao ..
U wanna have some bedspace? Will only gv dat if you tell d meaning of "plurimi" Bn seeing it arnd, dnt knw wat et means..
LiteratureRe: To Hate And Love(story That Touches The Heart) By Adaobi Marianne by Ifecoded(m): 8:18am On Mar 18, 2017
I saw this coming and Mummy Amanda has always wanted this to happen... God bless ur wisdom Marianneada. Wait today na buyday o.. Happy womb escape... In 9ce's voice "Show some Love"
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RomanceRe: 10 Things A Girl Wants But Might Not Ask From Her Guy by Ifecoded(m): 8:04am On Mar 18, 2017
Flower ko, flour nih

Nazo one girl asked me, if av ever cried b4 bcoz of a football match or anything at all.....
The question shocked me... Cry ke, untop match
The only fin wey fit make me cry na onions, d onions sef go try.
Happy womb escape...
Show some love peeps
RomanceRe: 10 Things A Girl Wants But Might Not Ask From Her Guy by Ifecoded(m): 7:58am On Mar 18, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
who flower EPP?
This my type of lady... Flower ko, Bush nih... Ces't comma?
RomanceRe: Ex-Boyfriend Shares Girlfriend's Nudes On Facebook. Nigerians Blast Him by Ifecoded(m): 7:48am On Mar 18, 2017
Useless Op
Useless Ex boifwend
Usefuless girlfriend
******* Viewers
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Bon Anniversarie, peeps show some love....
RomanceRe: Getting Tired Of My Big Boobs by Ifecoded(m): 7:38am On Mar 18, 2017
Don't be too lazy to hit the gym You'll love yourself.
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RomanceRe: How Do I Make My Manhood Bigger, Fatter And Long Lasting To Save My Marriage? by Ifecoded(m): 7:12am On Mar 18, 2017
My advice:
Be careful with all these "If u need help, contact me" they don't care adding to your issuesH .A
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Bon Anniversarie, peeps show some love....
RomanceRe: Had Sex With Her Seven Days Before Her Period And Now She Is Pregnant by Ifecoded(m): 7:01am On Mar 18, 2017
Bros, forget shit and startup a new life with your wife... Not all marriages starts with, "Will You Marry Me" Some will start with "I Don Get Belle"...... Lol Dollyjoy no get chill at all.... Lol . . .H .A .P .P .Y . . . . .W .O .M .B . . . . . .E .S .C .A .P .E . . . . . .T .O . . . . . . .M .O .I Bon Anniversarie, peeps show some love....
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Shades Cossy Orjiakor, questions Kemi Olunloyo Arrest by Ifecoded(m): 8:53am On Mar 17, 2017
.. So?
LiteratureRe: To Hate And Love(story That Touches The Heart) By Adaobi Marianne by Ifecoded(m): 9:23pm On Mar 16, 2017
Lol.. E don dey red o
Thumbs Up OP, u doing a nice job.
Am sure she will end up with Nelson.
And Nelson is already falling for her, with the way he reacts anytime she's with dave b4 they quarrel.
LiteratureRe: To Hate And Love(story That Touches The Heart) By Adaobi Marianne by Ifecoded(m): 9:22pm On Mar 16, 2017
Lol.. E don dey red o Thumbs Up OP, u doing a nice job.
Christianity EtcRe: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by Ifecoded(m): 1:23am On Mar 16, 2017
ilynem:
You are wrong on so many points. Yes they are concerned with outward purity but they are still the dirtiest set of people you will ever meet.
And their religion doesn't permit them to marry two wives! Where did u get that from? You need to read more. It permits them to marry only four! Maximum of four! Mohammed gave the rule but he conveniently married 11. Including a six year old and the wife of his adopted son. And rumour has it that he loved to have sex with them all in one night.
Lol,Read well and understand b4 quoting....
we saying dsame thing,they think they re pure only by washin dia feets,hands and so on buh have a rotten mind filled with violence thoughts and I never said dia religion doesn't permit two wives, that was what I was stressing by noting that they don't know God the author of LOVE itself by marrying many wives.
#PEACE
Christianity EtcRe: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by Ifecoded(m): 11:39pm On Mar 15, 2017
On the judgement day, u will see mohammed on the queue waiting to receive judgement alongside you his followers.... JESUS CHRIST- Lion of the tribe of Judah, will never be judged.
Kip running after a man you re better off.
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and saviour today, he wants the best for you, he hasn't come for the fit but for you all unfit, sinners.......
Oya Place your right hand on your chest and say after me...
Lord Jesus, I thank you for giving me the opportunity to turn to you today, I accept you as my personal lord and savior, come into my life today, give me your holy spirit that I may forever walk with you in Jesus name.
Bro/Sis, Do you know that heaven is happy for the confession you just made? And old things have passed away...
Find a church with the word of God, how do I know? ( For thou will be given, spirit to discern(to know good from bad)) and may God help you to chose rightly I Jesus Name.
Make sure you do baptism to complete the process and read your bible daily.
May God be with you. (Amen)
#SHALLOM

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