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Tomorrow's the day to knock the stuffing off some people!

Maybe na Manure we go carry vent this fury. Still alive in more ways than one

Don't know why Eastbay will be running around looking for knobs to fellate. Whatz wrong wiv you? Cunt!

Wow wow wow! Now we've made the corpse walk! Never knew my 'friend' will come looking for me. Thanks for the love 'friend'

Come on Arse, go finish em off

Nowz the time to banish rascals from this hallowed thread. Trophyless? Aww, so so ysterday

Itz faily certain Diaby will start now Wilsherez confirmed for Central attacking. Lovely, endowed footballer, his problem's his head which drops faster than a scared dick if things are not goin well. If he could speed up and vary his game a lil bit, he'd do well. I just hope he plays a blinder

Hahaha. See ogling!

tkb417:
yeah! so tell us why a defender who hasn't wont a 50:50 tackle in about 5 attempts should advise another hapless defender on how to win tackles?

isn't it an attempt at being silly?

No. It's an attempt to see how those same skill-sets will fare wiv another.There are no hard and fast rules thatz why footie's an art and not a science. Asides, are yu telling me you'll put up your hand in surrender for missing 'just' five 'tackles'?!(years?) Did you see Carrick yesterday? Check his Stats and see ow many passes he flunked; above 5!. Maybe your advice to give up should go thither!

Top talent but a hoodrat. Talent alone is just a fraction of what it takes to be a top athlete. Sadly thatz all he's got

Barca are streets ahead of any Team in the world when it comes to passing. Their efficiency is open to question though. I think, going by the last game, that Arsenal's passing is more efficient.

That a tackle is a trite way of preventing a goal does not mean it alwayz works. Figure!

No bro in the jungle. Pep bros don dey tap Barca academy wzkidz for L'arse. Latest furore na Jon Toral who itz reckoned Arsenal has signed already

HNIC:
Some bad news
RVP has hurt his harmstring and Koscielny has a slight back problem
Wenger says they have a chance of playing in the CC final.
I hope these are mind games being played by the Gaffer, as we need those two badly.
RVP's stats speaks for itself and Koscielny is on the way up after the performance last wednesday.
Injuries have been a bit kinder to us this term and pls pls pls. . . this kindness should continue!

There are signs that Wenger is managing the squad better now. Players are not rushed back from injury and rotation, the very albatross hung on Benitez, is working well. Now, the important players are fresh and ready. I'm sure if we had Barca today, VP will be first on the Team List

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=567773.msg7778114#msg7778114 date=1298362893]Dropping like flies now. Seems Anderson has a serious knee injury. [/quote]heard two months. Still good the big hitters are are all relatively injury free. We still await some 'good' news.

Reality beckons gurl. Leave butterflies to the story books.

switch47:

   SWITCH 47 on WHY I HATE CHELSEA 




Ancelotti was reported in 'The Guardian' today as saying that he will never coach a non Champions League team.

Chelsea currently sit 5Th in the league. Is he putting a message out to the public on his intentions this summer if Chelsea finish outside the top 4 spots?

It is simple:

1. Chelsea was bought by Roman and installed Ranieri as coach. The Italian started building a formidable 'English' team. He bough Carlton Cole, Johnson, Scott Parker, J Cole, Wayne Bridge and had John Terry and Frank Lampard. He had a plan. The Russian was not satisfied with slow, steady, future-proof projects.

2. Italian was fired, a must-win-at-all-cost coach who has never known to last more than 3 years at any club [not a recipe for long time, steady, future-proof development] came in, bought big players and went about winning everything. Chelsea's fan base grew,  marketing went up, Global merchandising doubled, t[b]he club began rubbing shoulders with the big boys for the first time in 50 years.[/b] in Nigeria " the rant " my blood is blue" became normal especially among drug addicts and shot sighted educated illitrates, spare part dealers and bus conductors.

3. The must-win-at-all-costs coach was fired, like 14 billion coaches have come since then. No SINGLE player from the £30m academy made it into the 1st team. All the English players bar 2 were sold. The players grew older.meanwhile the Nairaland fans are still filling their thread with intelligent rubbish day in day out.

4.2011 rolls by, ALL the top coaches in the world have come to the Bridge and gone [The sensible, self respecting ones like Van Gaal etc stayed away], those players have grown even older. The decline has started and will continue as CHELSEA IS BOUND TO FINISH OUTSIDE THE TOP FOUR ACCORDING TO SWITCH 47 PROPHECY!

I told you about 3 years ago [or was it you I told?] that Chelsea's reign will not go beyond 4 years if some things are not put in place. Those things are yet to be in place. Little wonder why Chelsea is failing in this way,   and CHELSEA WILL SOON BE IN THEIR RIGHT PLACVE- A MIDDLE TABLE TEAM THAT WILL BE WITHOUT SILVERWARE FOR ANOPTHER 50 years!!



Next is the CHAMPIUONS LEAGUE SHOCKER!! coming on tuesday

Lol, Talk about kicking a fallen man!

A Toast to your day, Slimshay. Happy birthday bro

Solemn procession of the EPL LEGENDS. Please no RASCALLY musicians allowed!! The future is nie!!!!!!!!!!!

Playing well in patches. Barca still the overlordz dou

two more hours! Standing to be counted finally. Go gunners

Butterflies fluttering in my pitz. No way in hell I can be productive today. All I ask of l'arse today is, Play With Honour!

StarBoard:
Ifedisky,
Your brain needs re-tooling.Read my post again.If you decide to argue,that's your problem

Why should I go tru that tedium again. You bore me to death!

StarBoard:
lJust because some of you decide to spend your monthly allowance on subscribing to MTN shouldn't infer that busy folks should hang around with students/unemployed graduates.
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You're such low-life odious vermin! Scummies here are good natured folks who give and take harmless needle but you are just a bile choked cantankerous young man. Must you slide to such murk as calling people such puerile names as yu just did to make a point? From low IQ to jobless. Go and ask Sauron that started the IQ carper and u'll see itz pure jest. I'll free yu man. You're just too humourless and uptight. Breathe!

Lol. Would be a bad day for the Players and the Played

blah, blah, blah. Agreed Barca are superior. Agree, United had been superior. But this very Manure? Nah! Arsenal are way better than these plodding lot. No beefs. You guyz get by thru biased officiating and luck brought about by ur winning aura. We await our first trophy then we'd be chuffed to shit on your head! Imagine a 'mumu's' shit on ur dome? Picture perfect!

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tkb417:
Will you just sharrap and go to your thread. Did I call anybodys name?

Hehehe, I should ignore your litany of signposts then? i take it you still trump the Chavs as your closest rivals?[quote author=tkb417 link=topic=567773.msg7722420#msg7722420 date=1297587996]Will you just sharrap and go to your thread.

No, I won't

tkb417:
I guess, the enemies won't stop threwing silly subliminals till we beat them again @ their backyard. Slow and steady, we'll get there

Thought the Chavs are the enemies, No? Never knew the 'inconsequential' Gunners are now recognised as title threats. Another day, another page, still the same Hymn!: MAY!!

StarBoard:
@Ifedisky,
your IQ keeps giving you away.I see it hasn't improved
Losing to Wolves has happened before and isn't anything new.

Meaning a Loss is better than a Draw?!

I'm late to the draw, Happy birthday anyway HNIC. Hope the keg's not empty yet

StarBoard:
Typical Gunner response. . . ifs and maybes . . .no ref interventions,might i add. . .but then again,Gunners manage to factor refs into their equations after spectacularly blowing a four-goal lead within 20 mins.Classic meltdown.Most of you Gunners were running your collective large intestines swearing we were going to drop points today.Better to lose cleanly than meltdown like ice-cream in the desert after leading 4-nil  with about 20 minutes to go.Instead of burying your head in shame,you wanna yap because we lost for the first time this season.Well,I guess it's a feeling all to familiar to to Gunners. . .

Look who we have here! The Scummy wiv the fabulous IQ! . Whats up dude? Hope yu dint get knackered as yu made a beeline towards the rocks as the Wolves pounced. Don't mind those 'wriff-wraffs' they have Gunners' IQ!

StarBoard:
Better to lose cleanly than meltdown like ice-cream in the desert after leading 4-nil  with about 20 minutes to go. .

Melt like ice-cream and get rewarded wiv one point and losing 'CLEANLY(!) and getting zero point. I know which I'll prefer

StarBoard:
Most of you Gunners were running your collective large intestines swearing we were going to drop points today.Better. .

And where were you your Highness?. Running from WOLVES?