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To one of the most matured chicas in the house I wish a happy birthday. Hoping, among other goodies, that ur creative fountain never runs dry

sirwebs:
Please UEFA send us to the Allianze let's shut this "ventriloquist doll DK" up forever.

holy heavens! Who be ventriloquist?

hehehe, good things no go pass us by in the lawds name.

Can I choose the two?

yea she can

M M M:
juju is working, trust my 9ja chicks dey no carry last.

wow!, this pololo get levels.

itz important to state the country you're in, where's the dude from?

SA Goddess:
Trust me, I know, I am in SA remember and have seen many a man stop mid-sentence when a big-bootied girl walks by. . . . .

Keep on admiring, we love it!

you see why I should be left alone to focus and praise Him? I don't know about y'all but this' one of the reasons why I must remain a man!

MzDarkSkin:
it amazes me when African men are still surprised at the sight of big arses. I mean u guys are SURROUNDED by them!

Naa babes, not to THIS specification and dimension! Did you see what I saw?, only an ardent lover of aesthetics and form, a skilled architect !, will mould such dimensions of perfection, such contours and curves! They say the lawd is the perfect creator (architect?) my soul just got redemption; I agree in the lawd!!!

SA Goddess:
Hahahahahhahaahha, I see the booty has got the guys singing praises to their Creator

Happy viewing

if only you know

Arsenal needed to win and they won. Fluke? No. Effectively they've been playing with a 2nd string Central Defence. Ask Chavski how it was when they attempted same. The rot can't be forever as the injured must recover. I believe January will take care of itself. We're there!

this match was a cliff hanger, never to be approached gongho. To the lame and naive it was a badd performance, to the discerning, it is brilliant, enough. . .!

Sagamite:
[Sagamite gets emotional and pietistical.

Takes position by raising one hand in the air and turns face, which is full of tears and shows signs of spiritual engulfment written all over it, downwards, and then busts into hymns of ecclesiastical seance singing:

"We are saying thank you Jesus,

Thank you our Lord.

We are saying . . . . . . . ."]

This Trunk has put joy in my heart and a song to my lips. From now on I'll sing praises to my lawdy lawd! He is good indeedingly!

When therez no fuss at all it becomes routine. L'arse winning by multiples, to zero. No sweats at all

soft girl:
on the day of my last paper walked up to me and showted that i was cheating he collected my papers from my when it was just 10min into exams i cried my life out that day he latter called me and gave me sim

*shaking my head vigorously!* You were sure you never cheated. Some Hot hombre now called you out, mortgaging your future yet all you could do was cry?!! Pray, is their any semblance between the bazzo and God that made you so shockingly cowed? Sometimes I just thank God I'm not female. The things you people stomach!, jeez.

^^ the lawd is good!

[quote author=cou-gar link=topic=443065.msg7288691#msg7288691 date=1291733902]how i wish vermaelen is fit for this game. he's really essential in the blueprint of how to violate arsenal. trust vermaelen to make a huge mistake of leaving a hole big enough to fit a spaceship in his defence. rooney, nani and js park figured him out nicely last season. i doubt djourou would be that adventurous.[/quote]A caveat then? , better than eating watery poo I'd imagine!

HNIC:
Arsenal's charity party at Claridges

RVP's dish is served in casserole, just d way I love my food!

Recession's this Chavski Teams name now. You look at a Team that has Anelka, DD, Malouda yet you wonder where their next goal will come from! It's in their heads I think. I remember sometimes in 08-09 season that Arsenal had four goaless draws at the trot and Villa were motorin to 4th. Yet the Gunners turned the situ around and survived. They were lucky then though cos Arshavin was in the market and he came and lifted dropped heads. Same thing happened to Everton that first year they played in the Champions League. Moyes had to take them to sunny Dubai to clear their heads. Chelsea must buy in January, if there's any Value in the market. In leiu, they could leave plush Cobham awhile. If they cannot make it to a sunny clime they can as well ask L'arse for their facility so as to clear their head of Wilkin's cologne that hangs like a spectre in Cobham. Just sign an undertaking that you'll never annoy Big Brother again and that you were never the pride of London pronto, all your sins will be forgiven and all will be happy!! Ohh, the small matter of this year League? Sign that YOU GIVE UP to Arsenal!!!

Posing, preening, prancing, posturing!! Well, my dear riders of a VERY HIgh Horse, Time's the essence, time's 19.45 Monday. Not before

zionmmv:
Ladyz dont u just hate it when some guyz,especially NAIJA MEN blow their trumpet on how much money they have the moment they see an attractive lady?Hmmm, I was in a meeting and this guy just walked into the room and started banging the table, talking about money over the phone and I quote"If you make me loose that contract worth €250,000  I'l make sure I bring down that entire company", 'Do you know Who I am?And in my head,I was like plsssssss Shut up!!!,
Ladies,is it that guys can't be themselves when they see a beautiful woman and act normal?And again,why do their voices always change and they become overly nice to a lady?Do they have to lie?, This is disgusting, Or what do you think?

Well, the way you detest it is the way some people will rever it. Has it occured to you that he must have "hit" with his big mouth before and almost certainly will, again? Takes all sorts, the world! Deal wiv it

How "sensible" are African Leaderss anyway?

Can we keep the drama out?

MzDarkSkin:
My emotions can cause me to fail or ignore seeing the truth/logic. He knew how inexperienced and shy I was and he lured me. I should have stuck to my instincts yes but the influence and the circumstances were much for me to think rational: just getting out of the house, meet a cute guy who likes me, get to know this hot guy and he tells me he loves me. I mean come on! You kno he was full of it. I am not saying ALL men are like him but alot of times men are not interested in figuring out the psyche of women which makes the relationship difficult between the two for many couples.

Read this

Akainzo:
Because somehow, we are made different from ladies by the Lord. For the fact that we are males, we are very much logical in our thoughts and this to a large extent drives our relationships and how we go about them.

In simple terms, we determine logically the sequence towards our achieving our goal and we go for it. The truth is, some gals wants you to know upfront that all they want is a nice bleep, while others want to be all lovey-dovey. Once a guy logically reasons out the route to the goal, then he goes for it. In your own case, you needed the loving-doting-relationship thingy and he gave it all to you. You fell in love and then the inevitable happened.

Notice the difference?; you were not sure, but he was sure, not only of what he wanted but what you are looking for. Still a flaw women must work on.

Moonstone:
Screw Carling cup and everything that has to do with it. We got it last year and we don't need to be winning cups that we're almost having too much of .

Sour Grapes

MzDarkSkin:
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@Ifedisky [/b] I am not obligated to "feel him" for flaws. He should have been 100%

Fair enough, but neither him, to you and your expectation of perfection. Deal's everybody watches their back (interests) he did, u dint! 100%? Ok!

MzDarkSkin:
@Ifedisky There is no excuse for lying to a woman to screw her. None what so ever!

When was that rule made gurl? lol. This is where the perception thing comes. I hope we accept that men are different from women? The way sex is viewed btw the genders is a parallel line which can never meet. Would it not be an idea if you gurls take a wee time out and really study how guys are wired, that is the 1st thing a guy learns the moment he starts scoping women,it could help

MzDarkSkin:
but the bottom line is take the mentality of a 18 year old naive virgin school girl vs. a 19 year old experienced sex addicted male and it is identical to the scenario of a Lion stalking prey, nothing romantic about it just heartless.

you are getting too full of emotions. First off, the ages are as close as makes no difference so no issues there. But whatz this with this description you gave the male? 'lion stalking prey? *Smh* Why is concensual sex treated as if it is a fate worse than hell. Was the fun not mutual?
See, I think women with a lotta male friends almost always avoid the pitfalls. They learn without the restrictions of love and sex. Why don't you find decent young men and be just friends with them?. They'll pick up the vibes if any one that wants to play with you faster than u can. Then you won't be hurt

MzDarkSkin:
@Ifedisky of course I would have! I was really feeling that dude! Ok well let's get to the specifics I wouldn't reject him if it were JUST the child issue but the fact that he had another woman, you are right. No chance in hell! BUT HE should have been man enough to make the decision and asked himself: "do I want more than one girl? should I bother this girl with my baggage and all or should i think with the RIGHT head and stick to my son's mother?" His holding it out on me is what hurt the most because I essentially fell inlove with a figment of my imagination "the perfect guy".

sorry i missed this. Do you know anything about stepping forth with your best foot? Thatz what the guy did. Nobody goes around with their issues and baggages at the fore. Itz called packaging. You gotta step forward with your best hoping to reveal the seediness when the getting -to- know and brekin in has been achieved and decisions veer to the subjective.
He should have been a man and told? Permit me!, *chuckles!* so he'll miss his target? You in ur pursuit of the perfect guy will never giv him a look in!.
What if he feels enough about you that the very tot of being a "man" didn't occur to him and that he wants you no matter the consequences, inspite of his baby mama? Surely he decided and the decision was to go for you. Asides, no man ever believes his peculiar issues no matter how weighty would disqualify him from making a hit as long as the sequences are arranged in order,i.e get a gurl, make a play at her, she falls in love, then everything about the guy glitters, including his baggages. Itz time tested. Lets just say, no man is perfect, you pick and smoothen out the edges that you can. To sit and wait for the perfect man is living in Utopia.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]If you only knew
But i'll leave out the celly and the telly which is a staple on nl ahehehehehehehe [/color]

The choice remains ur prerogative ma'am. Choose wisely though so you don't jeopardise your first call. Or you're not THE nl anymore? ROFL

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Hardly. . .but then again many like their fake friends [/color]

Absolutely! I hear thatz a widespread female phenomena

tkb417:
@Ifedisky
As you can see, our team is bigger than the carling cup! We are set to reclaim the title from Chelsea this season. From what I saw yesterday against Fulham, UTD would murder your team even if the game is played in your coaches bedroom

Same way I saw your team play tosh away at Aston Villa and was hoping to play you even in Sir whiskey nose's wine cellar, it would have been a moolah!. I love your spunk though, but just remember never to let the cart be before the horse

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Your reality perhaps and only in black[/color]

Maybe. Denial is bliss though

iice:
[color=#9900ff] With those kinds of friends. . .no needs enemies
No wonder the type of wahala people have with their friends[/color]

The sorry reality in black and white

MzDarkSkin:
@Ifedisky[/b] so essentially what you are saying is his not telling me about his child and the girl was to protect my feelings? really? or is it that some men want their cake and ice cream too at the expense of another person? hmmm. . .

If he had told you about it the first time, what chance would you give him? Be real.

@op, well. . .I think unless a guy is seriously skewed or he has issues against the world and itz people,( it wud be obvious nywayz) he'll never set out to deliberately hurt his beau. Whatever hurt that comes, apart from "paying back" is incidental and wrought by his eagerness to secure, protect and love. They say 'show me a man who tells his gal the truth and I'll show you one who doesn't care for her feelings'. Only "enemies" tell us the truth, friends and lovers lie endlessly caught in the web of duty. My friend dated a gurl that had halitosis and it was killin him for he loved her yet he couldn't bear to tell her for ages. You get the drift? Most heinous crimes guyz commit against women is in the quest to appear perfect. It is cowardly, yes, but until women prove they can deal with truth and reality, they'll keep hearing half truths and lies. It is not ideal, but the general feeling is that women are more comfortable this way. Until there's a redress, men will continue to assume who they're not to get what they want