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Gofwane:
don't mind the op. I thought he was going to say something serious like the lady only knows how to party, smoking and chasing men upandan

Or like say she de shit for bed

Op stop wasting peoples mb




Be kiafu

makydebbie:
Lol, it's too early to be bitter.

Lol.. Cheer's

makydebbie:
When you've been friendzoned to the point that you're now very comfortable in it.

You want to be friends with someone you love? It's well bro.

I'm single, love someone I can relate with

The op forgot to put a comma after single... Maybe the harmattan stopped you from reasoning it out

frustratedrat:
a new month comes with new optimism and an uplifted mood. Quote 5 nairalanders with the message - happy new month with peace, joy and longevity, we'll surely do this again in a month time.


Here we go:
Cc... Ifex370
Divay22
Raggedyann
sexybbstar
Iamsinz

Happy new month with peace, joy and longevity, we'll surely do this again in a month time


pardon me dacblogger, i beat you to this .

Amen brov.. Happy new month.. Let's keep spreading love hope n joy.. Cos that's all we have to offer

God bless all my fellow naira lander's especially my fav Tamarapetty

G

bobbyruffy:
Poverty is not an excuse. See what a graduate did to see himself off school. He wrote: I planned on sharing this photo @ the peak of my career... Nevertheless I believe it's out here today to encourage someone to keep trusting God.

Laugh small & celebrate with *Mouwa*

This was how I survived 300l & 400l.
This was one of the reasons I made a Good Chief Usher on campus.
From this came the fund for writing & presenting my project.
For the photocopies & all; from this came the fund
#To_my_Course_mates; this is why I missed classes & probably dozed in class(lol).

Today, I look at this picture & am Happy. I don't feel the stress nor body pains anymore... Hahahaha... (Thank God it's in the past but the memories are here & I laugh each time I remember). Under the rain & under the sun Orji Chinemerem Joseph "hustled" (it's called the Hustle Swt Hrt Lol).

#And_To_You_Dad... Your Primary 5 Son who could not do his Sister's Primary 3 Mathematics (Hundred, Tens & Units); Issa Mathematics Graduate Today - Bsc 2nd Class Honours!

#Itssa_Testimony
#This_God...#_Over_Good_Dey_Worry_You!
#You_Alone_Deserve_My_Praise!
#I_Bask_in_the_Glory_of_Your_Favour_Lord

Wow.. I'm humbled

lecraebright:
How can one be able too manage him or her self in a distance relationship not too cheat on one another any time they are Hot no phone intimacy no online sex or sharing of nube pictures or masturbating...... Distance relationship being that work kept them apart or school or family move too another state or country and their love is till intact they only see each other once in a year

Because love is more than just satisfying your sexual needs

optional1:
silly things silly people do and blame it on drunkness...

Very sad people look for stupid excuses to shift blames... Every single one of us

Pick the chairman's calls..all let him go over the benefits of working for him one more time...


Sleep n pray over it..

Wake up and make up your mind..knowing fully well you're gonna reap the full consequences of deciding or not deciding

saltyatarodo:
A Twitter user identified as David on Twitter has shared the real life story of how three of his friends slept with the same girl, in the same house… on the same day… at different time intervals.

According to David, it all started with a bet that was made between two friends on that particular girl and then, there came the third, who said he should try his luck on her too…

But when it was David’s turn, things got complicated and later on… he received the shock of his life! Read his story below and tell us what you think…

The girl should be atleast 24yrs then… My guy brought her home, I don’t know how long or short time they’ve known each other but he had s2@x with her that very day he brought her home for the first time

So my guy to my other guy that he had s2@x with this girl for the first time he came home with him… Then my other guy said he can also have s2@x with her anytime she brings her home after wooing her, the first guy said it’s a lie, then the other guy asked for her number

The first guy gave out the number and the bet was on 1k bet… So the other guy called her a week later invited her to the same house… The girl came and never acted as if she had been in that house before, same room

The guy bought her coke and gala… Then they had s2@x that same day,so this very 2nd guy went outside to call the 1st guy that he has won the bet that the so called girl is in the room and I was the witness cus I was hearing her her moaning from the parlour

So the 1st came to confirm… He went inside asif he was looking for something… You know nah guys flat, so he opened the door so her laying down and the girl be like where have you been, I wanted to surprise you with a visit she said.

My guy aka the first guy was shocked but still played along, he said she should have called next time but no shit, then ask who bought the coke and gala for you, she said she bought it while coming

My guy played along
.Meanwhile the 2nd guy went outside listening to their conversation from the window, I was in the parlour laughing to the drama cus it was funny
Then this guy closed the door, then had s2@x with the girl… The other guy was watching from the window seeing the whole thing, then when he was done he came out and then called the other guy to come in

So they both started laughing and gisting me everything inside the parlour where I was… I was like is she mad ni… Then one of the friend of the 1st knocked and came into the house, they narrated the story to him, he was like wtf, the girl cheap bdat ooo

If I try my luck me sef fit Bleep her ooo he said… The two guys said he should enter and try is luck… I was like are guys mad ni, they lol and the 3rd guy went in, we heard him talking to the and the convo was normal and till the girl started crying, me thinking she won’t

Accept until we heard nothing ooo, next thing she started moaning, the 3rd guy was already digging, the 3rd lasted longer on her and she was making with the sound of enjoyment… I was shocked at the door side where I was getting the whole sound effect of the s2@x

The guy came out sweating and smiling with his jeans sagging down with his boxers… I was like like seriously wtf, he went to the fridge to water and started Gist the 3 of us… Now it was my time to go in to try.

They were telling me go you go Bleep am… I said OK so I went in found her n22ked, cup cake boobs and smooth skin and curve portable ass.
Then I said sup angel… She looked up and started crying, you too, plss don’t, I was shocked and be like what kinda luck do I have like this, my dick went down instantly.

Deep inside my mind, if I try to force her it’s gonna be a rape thing which I can’t cus I don’t see sense in having forceful s2@x when the other party is not interested and in pain.

Meanwhile other guys had already been looking from the window side from outside cus the cotton was slightly opened, I stood looking at her, thinking of the worst that can happen but with the tears dropping from her eyes I couldn’t think less.

So I approached her, sat on the bed, picked her clothes, her bra and black pant, told her, I won’t touch you, I can’t stand you crying and still wanna have s2@x with you… She said thank you sir.

So she started dressing up, helped her pinned her bra, watched her dressed up from her n22kedness.

Then I cleaned her face… Sat her down, asked her if she wanted anything, she said she’s OK but I should get her cold water and then powder to make up that she wanna start going that her madam will be worried about her by now.

I stood up, went to get her powder and went to the parlour to the kitchen to get her water… Opened the door met all the guys and they be like what happened,what’s all the rubbish, am I trying to form the boy is good or what.

I said no… That me I want her to relax before I s2@x her… They knew I was lying so they started going out of the flat one by one, so I went for the water, came back in, we started talking normal as if nothing happened.

So she was feeling fine and normal, then she said can she wait a little longer, I was like but your madam nko, she said I should forget her joor, that she’s even tired of her.

She started telling me how her madam was hard on her… I asked madam of what, she said she works in a saloon… I said OK, we chatted for like another hour, then I reminded her it’s getting dark you should start going but she should give me her number so I can get back to her.

She gave me her number then asked for tfare… I gave her 1k two 500… I saw her off to where she can’t get bike going to fagba…

2hrs later I called her she dint pick… Called her again she dint pick, so I waited for another 1hr so I then called again… ONLY for me to hear what I will never forget in my life.

Hello who is this, I said me David the guy who saw you off after that little incident in so so place… She said you the impotent guy who can’t Bleep, you are useless plss don’t call my fone again… Impotent oshi… I said ehnn? Hello, she cut the call.

I almost killed myself that day with serious deep thinking… Me impotent, me David oghe impotent, I called her back, the fone rang then switched off… I could not tell any of those 3guys what happened after they left.

I was called an impotent for doing the right… but men in general are still scum

source: http://timeofgist.com.ng/3-friends-slept-girl-house-day/

lalasticlala, seun,

She's angry cos she couldn't succeed in stealing sth from you like she did from your 3 friend's...


Something's are beyond what the normal eyes see

Tboy1419:
who is she, is she on nairaland

Yeah sure..she is

Tamarapetty

Lol..op take am easy na

jamerflepz:
LOL. To avoid stories that touch, this are CRAZY PEP TALK you don't say to a drummer.

1) Break A Leg: Just like the meme below, you don't tell a drummer to break a leg. I know you only wishing us good luck but if break the leg is destroyed what can the drummer do? Lol NOTHING.

2) I Know You Going To Nail It: Lol did you just say nail it, like "NAIL" it. I reserve my comment or do you see drummers go around with nails? I guess not. Lol.

3) You Can Do It: With enough practice YES I CAN. With no practice PROBABLY NOT(its gonna be bad)

4) You The Best In The World: I know, i know, i know. Nobody can take that from me. I have been the best since when i was a kid.

5) Play Like Its Your Last: Lol excuse me, its not my last, i still have a big Gig this night. God bless.

#Just-Kidding
#Pep-Talk-Matters
#We-need-The-Pep-Talk

Instrumentalists are awesome people

MissEstelle:
I am a girl.

There was this girl who was the perfect girl in my opinion.

GORGEOUS! Intelligent (went to Harvard to study law), seemed like the perfect daughter, well behaved etc..

She is almost 5 years older than me, so I always admired her from a far.

She was my role model

I one day plucked up the courage to message her on Facebook, I told her congrats for graduating university and I sent her a friend request.

After a long time of waiting my request was DECLINED and message ignored.

I was confused, so I added her again.

After a long time of waiting my request was again DECLINED.

I was confused, I did not have a profile picture at the time but we had mutual friends, and to be fair she did not really know me we spoke a few times at a party and drove in the same taxi together, and took pictures together- but still if you have mutual friends with someone and they send you a congratulations message surely you will reply or something?

I moved on with my life.

A few years later she got married and her mom wanted me to be one of the people who help at the wedding. She introduced me to her daughter (the girl I am talking about), and her daughter was really friendly and smile-y and wanted to hug me but I did not go in for the hug so it was a bit awkward ... The reason I acted how I did because I was like, why am I going to hug you when you can not even accept my friend request or reply to my message.

Nonetheless, after reflection I was like let me give her the benefit of the doubt and I was friendly etc there after.

The next time I saw her was at her wedding, she seemed so so stuck up. The people (us black girls) she did not acknowledge us at all, whereas all her white friends she was so loving towards. She is also marrying a white man. She also seemed kind off like she did not like me by the glances she gave me.

I later sent her another message a few weeks later saying "hello Mrs [insert new surname here], how are you"

She made her facebook so I could not add her (the add friend button had suddenly gone!) and she replied 'All is well. You?' and I replied 'fine thank you' she did not reply again. Is that not rude, no THANK YOU for taking the day of work to help out at her wedding etc, she sounded so blunt.

I did not message her again after that, nor did I attempt to add her on Facebook.

2 years later, something tragic happened to me and I sent her a message telling her (there was a death in my immediate family, and I reached out to her because she also went through the same thing a few years before me) I just reached out to her that is all! and she saw the message but did not reply.

How can someone hate me so much?

Someone I literally idolised.

Even at one point her mom's phone had me on block on whatsapp, and her family in general are really judgemental and stuck up. I think her brother has a crush on me also. However, when they see me they hug me and ask me personal questions about my life.

Their whole family make me feel uncomfortable.

What should I do?

Run

Lalas247:
Wait let me fit my wig they are coming for his scrotum

You js open door finish for all the feminist to come n skin the op

myrrtle:
Intern urgently needed at a Web development company.

Requirements:
must be a female Corp member
Must reside in Lagos
Willingness to work and learn
A fair idea of social media and how it works

http://careersome.com/site/internship?id=intern-nysc-urgently-needed-at-a-web-development-company-in-lagos

Why must it be female?.. Una neva talk wetin una really want

Lalas247:
So are you saying virgins are weak ?
Or
Are you saying it’s easy to break their hearts ... ir non virgins are heartless ....

Yes.. That's exactly what he's saying.. Oya do your worst

galaciousbabe:
Even the Lagos self they are not everywhere

Who owns the network self.. Is it truly the Nigerian govt?...

So they just kept it in locations that will only service the high n might abi

As we all know, the cheap and fast 4G network launched their service's about 2 years ago and promised to slowly but surely cover the rest of the nation..

With them currently operating in Lagos and the FCT, one would wonder how much longer the rest of us have to wait for unlimited internet usage too..

I mean like we have needs too, don't we?
Does any one have an idea if there is still hope to be waiting for?

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Dailyreporters:
Basel vs Manchester Utd (Drop your predictions to win #2000)
Basel have six points in their group and they need to win this as CSKA Moscow is likely to beat Benfica. So if they do not get any points here, then they are unlikely to make it to the next stage of the Champions League.

They are likely to keep it tight early on to ensure they stay in the game as long as possible, and especially without their suspended midfielder Taulant Xhaka, it will be difficult to stop United’s midfield now that Pogba has returned there as well.

At home, they have lost 2-1 to CSKA Moscow and thumped Benfica 5-0 but hard to see them being too much problems for the visitors who beat them 3-0 at Old Trafford, who had 8 shots on target and 6 shots off target while they had 59% of possession. From this game, Basel are also without their main striker van Wolfswinkel which means they are down two key players for this game



Manchester United just need a point to progress as winners of this group and should get at least this here. They have been dominant in this group phase, as they have scored at least two goals in three of their four games, while allowing just the one goal.

Mourinho will expect his players to put in a professional job and finish Basel off, and with a game against Brighton at home, who played on Monday night, they do not have an overly difficult game to worry about on the weekend, so they can concentrate on winning here. Manchester United will be patient here and wait until the second half where Basel will likely be more venturous, which should open up opportunities on the counter for them.

Drop your predictions @ http://jayreporters.com.ng/blog/2017/11/22/champions-league-basel-vs-manchester-utd-drop-predictions-win-3000/

Correct score 1:3

Nigerians can eat rubbish eh

Somebody just woke up from sleep, created a thread.. And the first thing that came to her mind.. Is balls

Tamarapetty:
so i should fry ifex370??

I was on my own oo.. Somborri wanso fry me

RETIREDMUMU:
chai this guy na omo babaolowo in camouflaged, 3000k so far

Oh.. Yesterday was like 5k godu first


Its a good thing.. If you're found blessing the lives of others tho...

Its for us all to learn

Christmas came in early for lala...











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